Dear Representative McCarthy,
I am writing you today to say how much I appreciate your efforts in keeping me erect, and I would also like to thank you for great justice. Also, I fuck barrel shrouds without lube, while educating the public about firearms, (checking to see if the firearms are hot, holding them too closely to themselves, etc.) I masturbate to images of the Columbine massacre, and the idea of those two students having their assault clips in our Gun-Free zones. You're a whore and I hate you, which I know is against what Jesus H. Christ preached. But, all of that aside, spaghetti is fucking horrible, and I hate Italians, civil disobedience not withstanding.
Once, while in a FEMA death camp, I inserted an entire Assault Clip into my anus, leading me to fully realize their anal tearing intentions. Seig Heil Hitler was right about that. Shortly after my anus tore, Douk and his friend went rolling in potato salad.
I would like to mention fucking them niggers, and how I'd be willing to do otherwise if you didn't smell like the death of 4 buffalo in a swamp. Them God damned fucking niggers stole my clips. I think that you need to praise DrawFag, glorious leader of the revolution.
That being said, Obama is a troll of the highest order. Unfortunately for you, though, your mother fellates AIDS-riddled Redguards for fags and carling, and your slaggy ways are bare famous ting, innit. You're a pikey and a skip for the local clap, and have sex with small children, (much like a linden tree, Anon's nugget smells like a mixture of cum and cosmoline.)
Oh, and can you stop the niggers from playing Basketball at the park? I feel that around Christmas they shouldn't have to partake in that kind of drama.
In short, your campaign is dildoes, and you're buttfrustrated because your clunge is inferior to Mosin-Nagant-compensating dicks. Also dicks.
I thought that was a good place to end it.
