>>10603792Once I saw a guy drop a turd so large it fucked with the sewage system of entire tenement in some magical way, and a solid mass of pure shit flowed back to his toilet until it almost overflowed. In a desperate act he attempted to stab the monster to death with the brush, but once he stuck it in, he wasn't able to recover it. It was a glorious sight to behold, a toilet brush handle protruding from a lake of shit like a periscope of some kind of a septic submarine.
The poor bastard asked a stronger guy for help. He succeeded in ripping the brush from the brown abyss, like filthy version of Excalibur. There was a ball of excrement where fibers of the brush were supposed to be. Well too bad the wielder of Shitscalibur had a weird sense of humour, he decided it would be hilarious if he smashed the thing on a balcony of the one who caused this disaster.
Have you ever imagined effects of a meteorite composed of fecal matter impacting a concrete surface? We had to dodge high speed brown shrapnel, but there was no escape from the foul stench of the disintegrated doomsday brush.
It was the high point of my life.
