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green text range story tiem

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>be @ range firing my finally completed AR15
>3 tables to the right of me, theres a guy with his 11-13 kid, firing some hunting rifle
>have good times, getting use to my irons
>dad & son pack up
>dad goes to the bathroom & tells kid to wait
>kid goes around commenting on everyones guns
>talking nonsense cowaduty stuff "hey nice g18, why dont u fire it in full automatically" (exact quote)
>finally gets to me
>kid "cool! nice M4, you should put a red dot sight on it"
>me" ....its not an M4"
>kid "ohhhhhhhh its just an M16 with rails then?"
>me" no, its an AR-15"
>kid " AR-15? it looks just like an M4, its probaly a fake chinese copy."
>reads lower receiver
>kid "DPMS? ha i knew it was fake. if it was real it would say ARMY M4"
>dads comes out & yells @ kid to go
>my face