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So i have two problems /k/ I was out in the woods about 3 miles from where i live, i planned on finding a nice spot to do some shooting. Boy, did I get more than a bargained for. I came across this guy, i saw him long before he saw me, he was pouring what i at first thought was water over this big black plastic bag, i didn't pay any attention to it. So i continued on, until i heard like, screams and moans, but not human screams, more of like what a small animal would make, So i got closer, eventually so close i could see what was about to happen, this guy was pouring gasoline over this bag which had cats in it. This is where problem one starts.I told him to stop what the fuck he was doing and explain himself. Before i could get in another word this ass hole pulls a pistol on me and shoots, like he aimed to kill me, i about shit my pants, i did not see that coming. then he takes off running, leaving the bag and empty jerry can on the ground. Out of reaction i drew my side arm and fired 6 shots into the woods behind him. I hit him, i know i did because he fell, then got up and ran off again, but limping badly holding his shoulder. This is where problem 2 starts. i open the bag and find these (Pic related) What should i do with them, i was going to keep them, but 6?
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>>11185027 put em in a bag, take em into the woods, douse them in gasoline, and light them on fire.
so long as some asshole doesn't shoot you in the shoulder
Anonymous
If not a troll, call the police immediately and tell them what happened. That guy is going to go to the hospital, and when the people in the ER see someone with a gunshot wound, they call the cops. As for the /k/ats, they make pretty good pets. I don't know about 6 of them, but /k/ats are easy to take care of and don't require much training. You can leave them outside when they get older and just feed them a couple of times a day, and they'll be ok. Plus, chicks love them.
Mandalorian
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yes keep them, those kittens may have been worth another mans life. give each of them a name, one that is dear to your heart, then raise them to be lions among cats, and when they are ready, breed your army of supercats. don't waste this gift OP, rarely does the zone bless such STALKERs
Anonymous
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>>11185071 Also, when you call the cops, tell them he was running away while shooting at you at the same time. You can get in trouble for shooting a guy in the back while he was fleeing.
Anonymous
Pic 2, iv not named any in case i get rid of them.
But they seem friendly enough even though what i can only imagine they have been through.
>>11185070 Your a funny guy.
>>11185071 I was going to call the cops, but i shot the guy, iv no way to prove he fired first,
And thanks for the info on the cats
Also pic 2
Anonymous
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>Forgot the picture.
Anonymous
>>11185090 His brass will probably still be out there in the woods. Plus, he'd probably have gasoline on his clothes. Just tell them your story. You have no reason to shoot first.
/k/lipz !mR7shGoqos
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if you are anywhere near newyork i would be glad to take 1. although anybody in a state they shot back at a guy that doesnt sound near here. but damn.
Anonymous
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>>11185090 If you are not a troll, first off, you're a fucking hero who just saved a bunch of kittens from burning to death. 2.They'll believe your story trust me, once you tell them everything 1.You called the cops, a criminal, doesn't usually call cops, 2.You can lead them back to where you saw the man, they'll find the jerry can and gasoline aswell as the bag 3.You saved kittens, officers are dicks but have you ever seen them put a person behind bars for saving..kittens? do you know how the public would eat that shit up?
Call the cops, you have the right too, the man had a gun, they can easily look it up if he has a registered firearm with the make and model you describe it as.
Anonymous
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>>11185125 Good point, there's not been an increase of police activity (The only road to the woods goes straight past my back yard) or anything so far, so ill see what happens, I'l call in an hour or so.
Just hope they dont take the fucking cats. they'l just get put down
Loonite !q5Gl/BJ9aY
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Not sure if troll or just.... I really dont know what that would make you. If its legit, than yes call the police before the cat burner can get a story together.
Anonymous
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
Hmmm, what are the /k/est name for cats? Chairman Meow Damn It (for efficiency in speech when addressing the cat, you know you'd be saying damn it anyway) STALKER Nugget Critter Radar that's all I can think of right meow...
Anonymous
Just to update everyone if your reading this Just called the cops, should be about 10 minutes before they get here, iv got my story together, and i plan on showing them where i saw the guy. I cant stop wondering if he's dead.
Anonymous
>hit him, i know i did because he fell, then got up and ran off again, but limping badly holding his shoulder. You should have shot to kill.
Ask our wife.../an/ always gets stories like this.
Anonymous
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>>11185222 Most likely too far im guessing
Anonymous
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>>11185211 Mate, get this on the news quick if the cops say everything is good.
Seriously you'll be known as a fucking awesome hero.
Anonymous
>>11185232 Except their story involves getting raped because they weren't armed.
Anonymous
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>>11185027 these kittens are adorable
Loonite !q5Gl/BJ9aY
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>>11185211 Probably not, but I wouldn't rule out the possibility. Either way, Id say you were justified in it as he engaged you first, with the apparent motive to kill you.
If he didn't want to get shot he wouldn't have shot at you.
Anonymous
You should've killed him.
Anonymous
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>>11185027 I'm reporting you to the Brady Campaign for vigilantism.
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>>11185206 Moses
Samuel
Sergei
Mikhail
Redguard
Rhodie
>>11185211 Good for you OP. You're the hero of today.
Anonymous
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ehh I wouldn't call the cops. also throw the kittens in a shelter. Theres no way to prove anything now. especially considering hes got the wound. Then again since he does have the wound you might wanna call the cops.
Anonymous
>Op here Signing off for tonight, Cops just arrived I'll update you all with names and what happens either tomorrow or the next day>Wish me luck.
/k/lipz !mR7shGoqos
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>>11185282 you should distribute them throughout /k/ or name them after tripfriends.
>squid Anonymous
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>>11185269 >Implying he hadn't, and the only reason the guy lived was because OP was surprised. Comrade Kazi
Anonymous
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OP you are the king of cats!
Scrub !OkmRdGn1Zs!!yNmm9SL4z7O
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Hold it right there, motherfucker. You can't just -name- those cats all willynilly; who the fuck do you think you are? Look, hot-shot, you gotta' raise the cats and name them based on their characteristics. For example: one of my mother's cats has -enormous- paws. They're about double the size of regular cat's paws. Her name is grizzly, because her paws are grizzly-bear big. It doesn't have to be physical, it can be a personality, as well.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
Anonymous
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We need to keep this thread alive people.
RustyNut !!LE4NS7TrhVC
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dear diary, today op was not a faggot
Anonymous
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if OP story is true, then good for him.
Triadhaze !OudrPWaUDQ
OP you are an inspiration to us all. You are the epitome of a /k/ind person. A gentleman and a scholar. OP, you kick ass. Well done. Even if this were a troll, it's an inspirational story.
Anonymous
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holy shit, I really hope this is real.
Anonymous
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>>11185027 Good job saving kittys. Once you save an animal or a man for that matter, you are forevermore responsible for him. I'd try to give them away if you can't keep 'em all. If you have to put them in a shelter you can rest assured that at least they'll be put down humanely. If you are truly heroic and keep them, make sure you get them fixed, or you'll wind up with even more.
As for your other problem.. well it seems you've already called the cops. Good luck with that.
Anonymous
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
If OP's story is true, he is a hero.>saving kittens from a fiery doom Strictly speaking, in most states OP would still be in the clear for shooting his attacker in the back. The attacker fired first and there was no guarantee that the attacker wasn't just moving to cover to continue shooting at OP. The attacker demonstrated he was crazy (intent) was armed with a deadly projectile weapon (capability, i.e. running away with a knife is different than running away with a gun, a gun can still kill you at distance) and he fired and luckily missed the OP (opportunity, was with in range during the incident) Unless the DA and cops are D-bags, the OP should be given the benefit of the doubt about his actions and the incident will be filed as a self defense shooting. Also, the attacker was trying to kill adorable kittens with gasoline, which should make OP pretty much untouchable, lol.
Anonymous
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Gentlemen, we have witnessed one of the rarest spectacles in the history of the internet, a time that we will sit back and tell our great grandchildren in our twilight years. THE TIME OP WASNT A FAGGOT, NOT EVEN A COOL ONE LIKE FREDDY MERCURY, TODAY OP WAS 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT. OP you are my fucking hero.
Triadhaze !OudrPWaUDQ
Anonymous
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>IVAN >ZERG >CHRIS (Costa) >JOHN (Browning) >STALKER >NUGGET
Anonymous
>>11185475 dude people that burn kittens to death, normally are crazy as all shit and arent allowed to own guns, and or have their firearms rights revoked due to felonies.
either way if they arrest OP for shootan his ass, we will lay siege to the jailhouse and free the /k/itten /k/ommando
Anonymous
>>11185523 I think OP's earned /k/itten /k/ommando as a trip.
Anonymous
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>>11185505 Too bad it's a Photoshop.
Anonymous
>>11185540 Seconded. All in favor?
Anonymous
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>>11185505 Good, so we're even.
Anonymous
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OP, if you're not trolling, then I dedicate this to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxuVsvt3usc&feature=fvst Anonymous
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>>11185206 >Not naming two of them Ivan and Operator >2012 >ishiggity diggity doo StigBot !SVTFyuVd06
Anonymous
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>>11185540 i hope he sees the name i have bequeathed upon him.
its like a internet version of a badass viking name
Frankengun !M16A2fo3Ig
I'll gladly adopt one if you're in Georgia.
Anonymous
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Dont go to the cops. Theres no medal for saving cats, and theres no serious charges for burning them alive. You dont want to spend the money on lawyering up for an attemtped murder charge. The guy can easily turn the story around and play victim. I wouldnt have even let the internet know about it...
Anonymous
Anonymous
This thread needs some serious archiving. Also, OP should become crazy cat/gun bro.
Anonymous
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>>11185653 Already archived.
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now that this thread is full of professional dickriders, I see it getting gayer and gayer, until it reaches critical fagmass and collapses in on itself, creating a flux in reality and time, and turns into a giant fucking circlejerk on a scale only god could appreciate On the slim chance that OP isn't trolling in the least, GJ, but there are still plenty of citizens such as yourself who will help the helpless when the situation presents itself
Anonymous
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>I was chilling on my own, burning kittens and shit, when this MANIAC runs in my direction saying words of the most foul nature! I was deeply offended, and accidentally fired a gun I found earlier this morning. Noticing my mistake, I immediately tried to hide in the woods, and this asshole fucking SHOT ME IN THE SHOULDER FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!
Anonymous
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>it's archived IT'S OVER! shows over I guess. Nothing to do but wait for OP to come back. If he can get back after talking with the police.
Anonymous
Depending on where you are this could be very troublesome. Someone retreating is no longer a threat, shooting him puts you in the wrong. It could go any way though.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
I'd like to see the kittehs with a timestamp and OP's gun when he gets back. Which would place the matter beyond all doubt. Regardless, this thread is an excellent illustration of how faithful we are to our waifu.
Anonymous
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timestamp or it didn't happen
Anonymous
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>>11185745 Yes, and now his story is on the internet and he can't change it.
Good move with the kittahs!
Not such a good move telling everyone what you did.
Lawyer up.
Anonymous
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>>11185759 Even if he is innocent, and everything happened as OP said it did, they may be holding onto his gun for a bit.
Anonymous
Dont call the police, waiting this long will only spell trouble for you. Why did you even bother saving some stray kittens? OP, i have the feeling your a bleeding heart.
Anonymous
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>>11185796 He didn't know they were kittens, he got shot at first.
Anonymous
>>11185759 It seems pretty convincing though. With the events as they happened in the threads. How after getting advice on the matter he decided to call the cops and told us they would be coming.
And then him leaving on their arrival to show them around and deal the situation to them.
I just hope OP isn't in a huge heap of trouble. I'd like to pray he has a lawyer or something....
I'd be scared shitless if I knew I had to face defending my decision of firing at someone without being in an obvious right.
Soup !HB0R56iPeg
>>11185596 I thought you hated cats...
Anonymous
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>>11185830 WTF how do you keep being the last post after more appear above you?
Anonymous
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>>11185821 Best defense is to claim you were scared/startled ect. State of mind is a HUGE factor in self defense cases (whole "heat of the moment" thing).
you should burn the cats... or use them for target practice
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>11185830 /hypothesizes
No, it's just that none of them compare to the legendary Asshole.
Anonymous
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>>11185856 Careful. That kind of talk gets you shot 'round these parts.
Anonymous
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I'll adopt one if you're in the tri-state area.
MilSurpDude !nIOHPohoKI
>>11185867 That reminds me, I need to do a storytime soon...
Soup !HB0R56iPeg
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>>11185902 Yes you do, I went to take a piss, came back less than 2 minutes later and the one that I started had disappeared....
Anonymous
Browning Kalishnikov Gatson Smith Wesson Remington name the black one Remington.
Dan the Viking
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What the fuck are you thinking? Yes report it. Also, I'd keep one or two. Find homes for the rest of them.
Anonymous
>>11185943 No, the black one should be named Gatson. It's more fitting. Also name the brownest cat Kalishnikov.
Anonymous
>>11185958 Mikhail? Sounds less weird.
Anonymous
Rhodie Tokarev Kalashnakov Nugget Sukhoi Zerg OPERATOR (always all caps) Chris Costa Vasily Simo Hayha captcha: Buds, Tokskyo. we have another name!
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
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new name suggestion:>Spartacus >Spartacus >Spartacus >Spartacus >Spartacus >Spartacus
Anonymous
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>>11185975 yea, i'll go with that
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
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>>11185982 Cats definitely are the most OPERATOR of all regular pets.
Anonymous
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>>11185943 >>11185958 The black one should obviously be Trayvon.
Anonymous
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>>11185561 You have my approval!
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>Can't afford to get my cat spayed >Cat ends up having kittens >I can't afford to keep these... I can barely afford to feed myself and my family. >I decide I need to get rid of them but no one want my mongrel cats >Painstaking decide I need to kill them >I cry as I put them in a bag and siphon the last of my gasoline from my car and go into the woods >Go far enough in so no one can see what a monster I am >Pour the gasoline on the cats >I'm sobbing, how could I do this to these poor creatures >Right as I pray to god to forgive me a man comes and yells at me to stop >I reach into my coat to pull out my bible >A hunter shoots in the distance >The man pulls a gun on me >I run >I get shot in the shoulder >I can't afford medical >I die alone in the woods
Anonymous
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
>>11186072 No Sergei Mosin
>nigga, wut r u doin Anonymous
I highly doubt the cops would arrest OP, there would be a public outcry, someone getting shot at saving kittens, come on.
Anonymous
>>11186089 I like Mosin, but which name should I take off then?
Anonymous
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Mr. Stripey Pants
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
>>11186072 The fuck is Gatson? You mean 'Gaston'?
Anonymous
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>11186092 Depends on which state he's in.
If he does get charged, I think we should sic /b/ on the DA.
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
>>11186109 Remington, cause it could equally refer to a type writer or some other obviously lame thing just as much as it could a firearm. Also, there are several companies with the name Remington that produced firearms at some point.
If there is a theme of great firearms inventors, maybe we should also consider Mannlicher, Col. Berdan, Garand, or something.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>11186089 And no Eugene Stoner, either
Anonymous
I just can't fathom the idea of burning anything alive, let alone kittens. If the story is true then OP is something else. In that position I doubt I'd be worried about too much legal action because it's hard to argue against "Jesus man, the guy (Greedo) shot first and I wanted to save those adorable kittens," at least IMO. Name the kittens after generals if you're going to keep them (George, Erwin, Erich, etc.)
Anonymous
>>11186160 I dunno about calling a cat "manlicker"
Anonymous
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>>11186162 Seeing a cat named Smith tickles the shit out of me.
Anonymous
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>>11186175 cats lick things
Anonymous
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>>11186166 I don't know what's funnier, a cat named Eugene, or a cat named Stoner.
nugget collector !!uQNUO9jTizl
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>>11186175 I didn't think of that, even better, lol.
Anonymous
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>>11186175 "Mannlicher" for the cat that is particularly affectionate.
Daww
Anonymous
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Ask /an/, she'll know what to do. And name one of the kitties Nugget for us.
Anonymous
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>>11186172 I agree, except with the first part japs get burned alive sort of often.
Anonymous
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As long as the black one is name Gaston. Meanwhile OP is dealing with the cops while the rest of us fight over the names of cats we will never get to hold or cuddle.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>11186166 I think 'Stoner' would be a WONDERFUL name for a stray kitteh.
Anonymous
Hey OP: It may seem uh, heartless, cold, whatever. My grandfather used to tell me when he was 9 years old if the cat had kittens it was his responsibility to deal with them. They kept one, he got to pick, the rest of them got thrown in a burlap bag and thrown in the river.
suomynonA !!wPAj2b3IchS
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OP, I truly hope you are speaking the truth about the matter. Most of /k/ wishes you support. Happy Hunting!
Anonymous
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OP you just made my day.
Anonymous
>>11186271 That was the first thing I thought of when OP mentioned seeing a bag full of kittens. But, geez, burning them? There's euthanizing kittens you can't find homes for and then there's unnecessary cruelty. What your grandfather did still makes me sad but it sounds a hell of a lot more humane.
Anonymous
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OP...we love you. <3 :)
RommelAOE !!FecUKG659HT
>>11185875 What is this from?
Anonymous
>>11186301 implying kitties can't survive in the wild
aside from getting run over they are good to have around for rats, snakes, etc
sage
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>>11186326 baka to test no pico
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>>11186326 boku no reverse image search
Anonymous
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>>11185027 >>11185027 >>11185027 hey /k/itten /k/ammando if you live in the northeast (anywhere near harrisburg pa I will take one kitten if you need a home for them
Anonymous
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Name one of'em Stuka
Anonymous
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if i may, "Mosin" doesn't seem like a real name-y word you could definitely name on Tula or Simo though..
Anonymous
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keeping this thread alive so I can hear what happened with the police...
Anonymous
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By the rules of saving lives, all those kittens are entitled to protecting your life until they fulfill their debt to you. Strap em all up with mosins and AKs and wait for that fucker to come back. You name one of them after your handgun you shot the guy with.
Anonymous
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>11187904 Yes, but it's still heartwarming.
Anonymous
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breathing some quick life into this thread before I go to bed. Hopefully the results will be posted in the monring.
Anonymous
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bumping with more kittehs.
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>>11186072 Name one of them USS Kitty-Hawk / CV-63 pl0x :3
Anonymous
moses mosin aykay armalite glock tokarev NATO deagle
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Definitely keep the cats. I found 4 (3 brothers 1 sister) and have raised them together and they're really amazing when they grow up as a family.
Anonymous
That's pretty fucking heroic tbh OP. I can't believe you saved those cats like that. I think you have to keep em. Plus that story will get you so much pussy from here to your dying day. Shit, if I was a woman, I'd bang you. That was pretty awesome what you did.
Anonymous
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>>11185071 Keep them, cats are quite bros.
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i love cat bros. i've always been a dog person, but i keep getting stuck with cats one way or another and ending up fucking loving them. Here's Thomasino the Mad, sleeping in a pistol case, like a punk.
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>>11188644 >Shit, if I was a woman, I'd bang you. That was pretty awesome what you did. Shit, I'm a man and you can fuck me if you want, OP. You should keep those cats. Bring a girl to your house, and when she ask about them, grab on to something nailed down so the force of her legs spreading doesn't toss you out a window.
Anonymous
Ok so its safe to assume they arrested op at this point?
Anonymous
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>>11188804 OP is a troll, you credulous newfaggot.
>>11188804 you ever talk to the cops on a call out? on a GOOD day, when they're on your side, it takes 5 hours.
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>>11188815 Last time I got arrested it was done in 30 minutes.
and the last two times before that it was about an hour each.
But I suppose considering hes being questioned for murder its a bit different.
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OP, if the cops try to take those cats away from you for any reason, send me a mail. My girlfriend volunteers at a local shelter, and I know that she could get support for you, no matter where in the country you live. If those cats go to anything other than a no-kill-shelter, I will be seething with mad.
Anonymous
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>>11188804 OP said he'd be back tomorrow. Never said anything about returning tonight. Unrustle yourself.
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>>11186338 typical stupid poor people such as that guy's grandfather are too stupid to do such a thing.
why do you think they are so poor?
JosephJovial !earproT4FU
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>>11188815 >working in pet hospital a few years ago >opening on a saturday morning >walking up to front of building, notice bullet holes in the plate glass, and one window busted entirely out >call the cops and tell them i'm worried the guy might still be in there (we'd get burgled for ketamine and shit all the time) >"ok we'll send someone right over" >waiting, waiting, waiting >see a cop driving, flag him down and tell him the situation >donuts.exe >"i actually have something else to do right now, but i'm sure someone is coming" >cruises off >ends up being about another hour Anonymous
I got an Idea!>>Brady >> Reagan >>Clinton >>Holder >>Pelosi >>Feinstein That way, you won't feel bad when they end up youthenized at the shelter.
JosephJovial !earproT4FU
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>>11188987 >youthenised sounds wonderful. kittens that stay kittens forever
FrenchRustler !!+Nw3erMPmgr
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>>11185070 > somanylulz.jpg why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 26 Mar 2012 13:36:00 No. 11189421 Report Quoted By:
>so many colors Your cat is a slut
Anonymous
If you check the EXIF data on the OP pic, you will quickly relaise this entire thread is a troll.
Anonymous
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>>11189440 but, i want to believe...
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>>11189440 the EXIF data is as incriminating as the filenames
which i guess can also support the images being fakes.
Anonymous
>>11185875 where is dat from
Anonymous
>Guy shoots at OP >OP shoots at guy >says nothing about calling the cops. >kittens for everyone *pic
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>>11190142 he called the cops
>>11185211 next time read the thread
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pick the two that seem to be best friends out of the group, name one Tula, and the other Izzy Give the rest away to family and friends
Anonymous
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bumping with /k/at
Anonymous
>>11189440 There is no EXIF data whatsoever in that image. That may not help the OP's credibility but your comment certainly doesn't hurt it.
Anonymous
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>>11186072 Cats with both orange and black on them are almost always female(barring an extra chromosome). So yeah, not Mikhail.
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Timestamp of OP cats or OP needs to GTFO
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OP, we love you and will forever tell stories to our kidlets of the OP, friend of animals, slayer of assholes and King of kittens. You have made us feel warm and fuzzy. <3 Love, /an/
Anonymous
OP hasn't returned yet. My faith is waning.
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If this actually happened OP is boss.
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>>11191533 Fuck the cats, what's the story behind this?
>>11191533 What the hell?!?
Anonymous
>>11190612 >>11189440 He's not a dumbass. He realized what website he was on and stripped the EXIF data before he posted.
Anonymous
>>11191628 He's fine, it's training.
Anonymous
>>11191642 Plausible. I always strip EXIF on pics of my guns.
I've seen anon provide full dox from just one image.
Anonymous
>>11191645 Training to have his legs blown off? Someone seriously explain this one to me
>>11191645 >Looks closer >noticed his lower pant leg is folded back underneath him.. But...it looks so real...could...but...
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>>11191661 We're not /b/, granted, but still. Better to be safe than sorry. What's anon going to do, anyway?
>lol what a faggot he stripped his EXIF data what a pussy Anonymous
>>11191668 >>11191670 >>11191645 Training for dealing with casualties. He's completely fine, but damn, I want whatever he's using.
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Hey, OP, we have 8 cats, and we live in england so our house is probably smaller than yours, just think of it as having a kid on easy mode, clean up shit from the litter box, get them neutered and all the other shit when it's time, flea stuff, but some much cuteness it's worth it.
Anonymous
>>11191670 he a maimed vet, working as actor in a maneuvre , faggot
>>11191714 Ohhh, ok.
Interesting.
>welp, legs blown off, gunna go sit down over here. Anonymous
>>11191724 if it would be real his names would be white hot steelballs
and after 3 minutes he would drop dead
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>>11185206 did you just say meow?
Anonymous
I refuse to let this thread die. Not until I know what happens.
D¤¤M A-Ω !9sU5IbkbZI
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>>11192544 aww its my delicious asian girl, she is going o get some srs sunburn on her back though, silly wimmin
>bump, hoping OP isnt a fag Anonymous
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ohh pee u thar
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op, you saved them, they're your responsibility now. If you're capable of it, put them out humanely. If you're not, find homes for them. It's not that hard to get rid of kittens. Take care of them until you can offload them. Don't hand them over to a shelter unless you know for a fact they won't put them down. I can only imagine how good I would feel if I allowed all these cats to live full happy lives.
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Bump for amazing content. Captcha: anonymous askiio
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captcha: double nigger
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>>11185875 The horror, the horror!!
Tovarisch!
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>>11186271 >>11186301 This is a bit late, but my dad once told me about the kind of shit he'd have to do on his grandpa's ranch when he was a boy. His grandfather was a compassionate, but also very pragmatic man. When an animal threatened his family, his livelihood, or himself, his general response was to 'stomp it's head'. Well, while my dad may be really compassionate and empathetic now, he was taught as a boy to be pragmatic when it came to animals, so he would have to shoot cats that tried to eat his chickens.
Anyway, to get back to the main story, he told me that his grandpa made him drown some kittens once, I forget for what exact reason. He told me that drowning them is pretty fucked up and inhumane, because he take so long to drown. He finally took them out of there. He doesn't remember what he did with them after that, but he thinks he probably shot them.
tl;dr drowning animals is still fucked up, if you absolutely must kill them, use a bullet.
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Bumping for op.
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>>11193797 So we are in agreement?
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>>11191724 >>11191668 It's called moulage, it's applying realistic wounds to train corpsmen for mass cas. events.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulage >also; he's a zombie. moulage is good work if you're a zombie /k/aptbilly !!6T/mm6R3Sqb
>>11185090 Won't matter if you can 'proove' who shot first. A GSR (gunshot residue test) will show that he shot a gun. And since he happened to have a bag of kittens and gasoline, I doubt a jury will believe he shot in defense. Especially since he left the encounter alive.
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Here's my cat story.>Friends had a mean cat >Live 20+ miles away >They put it outside because they hate it >One day cat bros at my house >Take it in nice cat >Friends come down notice it's their cat >best cat ever Apparently it had a scar so they could notice it. It's super friendly and kills anything even claws dogs on the street that try to get in my yard.
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OP, if you truly got into a gunfight in the woods and shot a man, then you have way more to worry about than what to name the kittens.
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well gents, either OP is a troll, or he's in prison
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alight /k/omandos, what's the status on this?
paris !JGpbUljp5U
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>>11185027 i'll take one.
hell i love cats, and i almost forgot what it was like when my cat (she's 18) was a kitten...
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>>11197341 No idea, but I refuse to let this thread die. Think we should start scanning headlines? See if anything pops up?
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>>11197374 He said he'd be back tomorrow or the day after. I think we should just sit tight for a day or two.
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>>11195596 >>since he happened to have a bag of kittens and gasoline, I doubt a jury will believe he shot in defense. "We were practicing model rocketry!"
postan in epic thread, troll or no.
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MAN SHOOTS TERRORIST IN DEFENSE OF GASOLINE-SOAKED KITTENS PARADE AT NOON LUNCH AT 1:30 SPEECH AT 2:45 STATUE DEDICATION AT 3:00
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put kittens in cheap gun safe. Leave outside some hipster barrista's home. wait for it to be sold to some chuc/k/lefuck for $20 dollars. when he posts a thread about wondering what's inside it, douse him in gasoline, light him on fire, and shoot him. Open the safe and let the hungry kittens feast on his charred flesh. Reward yourself with a bag of skittles and a cold ice tea.
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>>11198976 upon completion of these actions, turn off all your lights and attempt to cycle the action of the nearest firearm. if everything has been executed correctly, you will discover an ounce of marijuana blocking the action of the weapon. Remove the marijuana and smoke it in it's entirety. When you realize you have already eaten all your munchies and you have cottonmouth, don a hoodie (a do-rag has been known to work in a pinch) and travel to the nearest convenience store to replenish your stock of tea and skittles. You will then meet a hispanic man who will question you as to your intentions. Answer "just traveling to my domicile, sir", otherwise he will draw his amnesia gun and shoot you, and you will wake up with no recollection of any of the preceding events. After you leave the hispanic, being careful to look as upstanding as possible, you will find yourself in a woods. you must walk in a straight line until you hear the shrubbery rustling. run home as if terrified, and post a greentext story on /k/
if all of these events have been satisfactorily completed, you are now officially a /k/ommando.
your tripcode and decoder ring should come in the mail in about a week
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must... keep thread... alive...
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So, has anyone confirmed whether troll or not? I want to believe in the new hero of /k/. Maybe OP in jail on manslaughter charges? bumping for the /k/itteh /k/ommando
heavymettle !!CyUioV+OS9x
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ALL HAIL THE /K/at GOD! OUR BELOVED SAVIOR!
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So it's been two days and still no word from OP huh? He most likely got arrested for murder. Sad facts. He did a heroic thing though and saved six lives. And that's all that matters.
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>>11205943 Which will suffer because OP won't be there to feed them.
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>>11206000 Nah, they'll just get taken to a shelter somewhere to get euthanized.
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>>11206029 Better than being burned at least :(
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>>11199448 you are /k/ommando 1 of 538. they must never come together
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Keeping the thread alive
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Kittens! I would inherit one or two from you, but I don't think its possible.
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>>11191621 Anyone knows the sauce ?
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>>11188581 >> glock the cat already had one near death experience, why make it explode?
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First off, you're fine on shooting the guy, I'm pretty sure that's self defense Second, I don't believe you, but I want to, that's kind of a cute story (anything with kittens=cute)
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So...has anyone heard anything?
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When did this thread start? Either it is epic troll or our fellow /k/lansman has been arrested.
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Has anybody seen this in the news? we might be able to find a news story somewhere and try to find OP if this is legit. (i kind of hope it is)
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Well three days have gone by with no word from OP. I officially declare him arrested for attempted murder.
heavymettle !!CyUioV+OS9x
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I bet the cops found out that the gas can was just full of iced tea and skittles.
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Anyone else think he should have just picked up the shells and got the fuck out with the kittens?
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Cats are easy mode pets, OP. You could keep one or two and give the rest away or something, they seriously require very little effort to take care of. However if you do take care of them it shows, they tame really well and can be really affectionate. I dunno what to do about the guy, I'd just let it be, he doesn't know who you are and probably didn't get a good look at your face. Might be a good idea to switch out the barrel on your sidearm though (or alter the rifling in some way) just in case you do end up having to use it and the cops do get involved. You'll probably be just fine though, honestly.
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Bamp for grayghost
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Bumping for non-faggot of an OP.
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Keepin it alive, just like the op would do for some kitties.
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whos to say op wasnt burning cats, then he shot someone who caught him. he might just be reversing the roles, or a troll. if not good job, youve done /k/ honor
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OP what state do you live in, cause If you live close enough I might adopt one of the kittens.
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OP must have been arrested.
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>>11225140 What will become of the kittehs?!?!
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>JUST WAIT FAGGOTS >ALL OF YOU WILL CRY >/K/ LIKES KITTENS??? >EVERYTHING IS GAY. >MAY YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLY.
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I hae cats, but I want to find out about the OP's situation.
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DO NOT LET THIS SHIT DIE.
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OP, you should become a tripfriend. Call yourself /k/itten /k/ommando
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Bump for glory
Ryan !689ARGX0qo
Filename: >115685520.jpg>OC >Find those cats in bag >Picture of those cats Y'ALL NIGGAS POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD
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>>11229216 you have no idea how much i hate you right now.
Ryan !689ARGX0qo
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>>11229229 Yeah, you should be angry at me instead of OP I guess I popped your balloon I think.
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bumping for follow through come on op its been at least a day!
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Its been five days. OPs in jail for manslaughter. Way to go.
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>>11230465 I still wanna know ohat happened even if its just a trooollo
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>>11231505 >>11231550 Go back to /b/ you deranged child.