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>Military uses armor defeating bullets
>Don't use armor
>Bullets do nothing

I'm gona be rich.

>Military turns on American public
>Americans fight back with hunting rifles and bullets
>Hollow points expand as soon as it hits skin.
>Remove skin from soldiers
>Win the war

Don't tell the government, I wanna sell them these ideas.