>>11433886Fuck, missed this one!
>So is your dropship pilot cute?Our dropship pilot is a dude, dude.
>Ever had sex in the stasis chambers?I tried it once, I wouldn't recommend it. It was cramped as hell, I could barely even get it in her, and when things finally started getting hot and heavy, in the mighty commotion we managed to hit the "SEAL CHAMBER" button. We got pulled out of there 3 days later by a bunch of snickering fuckstains.
>What is the food like on gateway station?Have you ever tried to eat a tube of reheated freezedried shit? There's your answer
>Why do the smartgunner wear different armor than the rest of the marines?It's all about the harness, dude.
>Why are you guys phasing out the VP-70?It was a piece of shit
>Why does your new sidearm the M4A3 look suspiciously like a 1911 in .45?The government always loves to cut corners. In this case, they cut one by dusting off 200 year old garbage and adding a new coat of black paint.