Rumor has it the Empire is investing in another piece of shit throwaway fighter.

I swear to god, they'll spend trillions of credits building a fucking moon sized space-station that destroys planets, they spend billions of credits building world dominating capital ships that outperform almost any other comparable ship in the galaxy, but god forbid those out-of-touch assholes up in Command build a fighter with fucking shields. God forbid they build a fighter with a torpedo or missile launcher. God forbid they spend more than C100,000 building a goddamn fighter with half of the parts outsourced from worlds no one has even fucking heard of.

The laser canons? Built by fucking Ugnaughts on Bespin. Can't speak a goddamn word of Basic and they are allowed to assemble our fucking laser canons.

And get this, you know those annoying ass lizard-frog-fuck-faced-minstels from Naboo? They fucking make the goddamn inserts on the solar arrays.

Fucking shit man. And command gets all over US because we can't fucking repel a squadron of 6 outdated, obsolete, Incom X-Wings with 20 of our 'TIE This' or 'TIE That.' The only guys it seems who get the good fighters (TIE Defenders, TIE Advance, Scimitars, etc.) are the guys who guard the the pet-projects of a goddamn out of touch commander.

"Oh, don't worry about the goddamn tibanna gas mining installations, they only use that stuff to POWER OUR FUCKING LASERS!!!"

Fuck man....... TSK-11772 of 31st Interceptor Squadron; On board the Victory-II 'Wrath's Hammer.' Any other enlisted men on the holo-net tonight?