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!lvh0ucuLHw No.11548199 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT: CCW stories

> live in nice suburban neighborhood
> walking dog at night
> a group of neighborhood kids approaches me
> they're wearing bandannas (kids have a gay little gang that runs their religious private school)
> one of them asks me for my iPod
> tell them to fuck off
> "Oh yeah, faggot?"
> he reaches into his pants
> see pistol grip
> he has trouble drawing
> my training kicks in
> I piss myself
> draw my Glock 26
> too busy tactically pissing myself to aim properly
> hit trash can
> kids run off
> drop pistol, breaks on the ground
> it was airshit
> change pants after I call the cops
> go over to faggot ringleaders house
> all of them are over there
> mfw his parents try to give him an alibi

I think only one of them ended up going to juvie. Regardless, I haven't been bothered since.