>>11671148Fuck this.
This is not silly.
This is not stupid.
This is the most important advancment in weaponary since gunpowder.
You see, that is no toy, nor joke material.
Picture yourself at home, maybe browsing /k/, or cleaning your guns. Your girlfriend is out of town, so you decide to have a few drinks and fall asleep on the couch.
Suddenly, a loud noise reverberates through the house. Startled, you wake up. The TV? Nope, it's not on, but the light in your kitchen is. As soon as your post-nap stupor let's some light shine through, you put two and two together. It's finally happening. You are under attack, in your home, and with the legal right to shell out some free lead.
What should you use? Your G17? No, your home is not insured. The AR-15 build you just finished? What are you thinking, you didn't even buy ammo for it yet. And then, you see it. That old super soaker that you bought years ago, while in college. You remember having a water fight with the girls in the dorm room across the hall, one of them becoming your fiancée years later. You grab that shit up, and walk to the kitchen. You slice the pie through the door way, and you have your targets in sight. "MEOW!" That fucking cat. That. Fucking. Cat. Both strangers turn to you, one of them pulls out a knife, the other one, a mangled S&W .38, more rust than gun. Instants before pulling the trigger, the gunner looks at your hands. A pink, purple and gray super soaker.