Sup /k/, I need your opinion.
Anonymous
deer slugs
Anonymous
>shrinking down the mold
Anonymous
>>12155283 >shrinking down the mold i don't think thats necessary
Anonymous
>shrinking down the mold
Anonymous
>>12155286 As long as they're lethal at close ranges it should be fine, I'm going to use them for HD. Ideally the penis shape will cause them to tumble in a person's body or something.
Anonymous
>>12155301 >Ideally the penis shape will cause them to tumble in a person's body or something. This is some serious psychological shit, you are failing to insert your penis into people so you want to do it in a forcible, yet symbolic manner via firearm.
Anonymous
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>>12155309 >2012 >not figuratively raping intruders in self defense Anonymous
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>>12155385 getaloadofthisguy.jpg
Anonymous
I don't think you understand how mold making works. You can't just "shrink" a mold.
Anonymous
>>12155449 I have access to a 3D scanner and printer.
Anonymous
>>12155468 Then you wouldn't be making a mold. You would be scanning your boner and just printing it smaller.
Anonymous
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>>12155480 what part of '3D' is new to you?
Anonymous
>>12155480 Well, I'm making a mold of my boner and then scanning a cast from that. I'm not about to whip my dick out in the lab.
Anonymous
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You should really see a professional OP, you have some issues.
Anonymous
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>>12155508 stand back
i got some serious shit to scan
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As for rifling, I was thinking I could use the little groove in the frenulum for that so I wouldn't be force to shoot these out of a smoothbore gun. Thoughts?
Anonymous
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>>12155508 why the fuck not?
also, be sure there are no power surges to the laser mechanism...
do it in 10mm, 9mm, .45ACP, etc. bbonus points for making polymer ballistic tips for them in Zombie green...
"now introducing the new Horny-Dees Zildo-max ammo."
Anonymous
Cast it in plastic. Hollow it out and make a 12 gauge shell out of it. Fill them with semen for the ultimate cumshot.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12155283 >making mold of penis. >need to shrink it down. Anonymous
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>this entire thread
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Anonymous
Once again,
Anonymous
>>12156102 What's smaller than .410?
Anonymous
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welcome to /k/
Oda LS !/north4PPw
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12156107 More like what's smaller than quarks and gluons.
Anonymous
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>>12156142 That's pretty obvious: OP's penis.
Anonymous
>>12156142 Pic related: OP's penis is somewhere in there.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12156338 Shit, Big Foot gets seen more often than OP's penis. Hell a nigger with a job and no criminal record gets spotted more often than OP's penis.
Anonymous
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relatively high sectional density, low ballistic coefficient.
Anonymous
OPs bullets fall out of the casing if it gets too cold.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12156440 How could you even tell? I mean you need heavy duty equipment just see the micrometer peter.
Anonymous
>>12156544 Im a rocket scientist.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12156683 Wanna play with my missile silo?
Anonymous
>>12156698 No, you faggot.
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>12155283 ........What the fuck is wrong with you?
Of course go with. 5.56. Paint the tip green, too.
Anonymous
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Get it?
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12156712 Oh man, that's so hot. Would you be interested in pulling my hair and spanking my balls?
Anonymous
>that feel when my penis has no "sporting purpose" and is a "destructive device" >that feel when my penis violates the National Firearms Act >that feel when my penis has to be registered with the ATF >that feel when the ATF can inspect my dick at any time
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12156791 >implying anyone wants to be near your puny prune of a pecker. Anonymous
>>12156823 >implying my dick don't have a throw weight of 2.6 gigatons. Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12156837 I don't have to imply because the universe would collapse on itself if such a falsehood became true.
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>inb4 OP posts his dick with tears all over it
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>>12156791 but .22LR is widely considered as a round with a sporting purpose
Anonymous
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This whole fucking thread
Anonymous
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>mfw this thread
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i blow dick bullets on my gf's face all the time
Anonymous
We could hold a competition, where every /k/ommando brings his own dick-shapped bullet based on their own dicks, and the one with highest penetration wins!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12157036 For some reason I like every thing about that idea.
Except for the part were I actually have to meet you people... Eh fuck drinks are on me when this happens. Also drag /a/ along so we can use their waifus has targets.
Anonymous
>>12157147 >>12157036 stfu you fucking faggots. /k/ will not turn into the homosexual faggotfest that is known as /fit/
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12157163 Dude, we're already handling hard, phallic shaped shit all the time, how are we not a little gay?
Anonymous
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>>12157036 I laughed so hard it was actually painful.
Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
>>12157163 They already got me.
To the point I find xenomorphs sexy as fuck.
And I want to get gang raped by them.
On a scale of 0 to Sweden, how gay am I?
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12157245 Does my dick still taste like your shit?
Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
>>12157304 Not sure.
Will have to taste again.
Anonymous
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>>12155283 your penile bullets will probably go off prematurely, but if they do hit, your target will probably be disappointed
Anonymous
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>>12157245 You're at about a level 4chan.
Anonymous
>>12155731 Copypasta but funny and related
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12157316 Sweet, make to lick it clean, bitch :P
Anonymous
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Yo know that picture with the fat neckbear explaining the different boards to his dad, then it shows an embarrassing screenshot?
Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
>>12157354 Enough!
Let's move onto another are of sodomy!
Out of jokes.
4chan is turning me gay, and it can't be stopped now.
I only have one thing to say: WHY?
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12157384 What are you, Chris Chan? You don't get turned gay by a web site, you either are or you aren't. I fuck on the first date, bitch.
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>>12157395 Thanks for reminding me. Somebody has to have the results of that hearing by now.
Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
>>12157395 Impossibiru!
Before coming here I considered myself straight.
Now look at me. Trap/dickgirl lover who wants to be a little maid and get gang raped by a bunch of aliens.
This isn't right. I used to like women before.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12157411 Shut up, bitch, and suck my dick. Lube my cock with your tears and blood.
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OP
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Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
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>>12157428 This isn't right.
No, this is not ok.
It can't be true.
|{ilo Fo}{trot !/KcZuJrg1Q
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>>12157336 I was there for that.
Thanks for reposting as I didn't have the ability to Cap posts off of here before.
Chuckles every time dude.
>Related OP, If you could please manufacture some in 7.62x39,
I would be grateful, and greatly amused.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12157454 >>12157454 Shit, you wnat my cock so bad, Mr. Twink.
Anonymous
Wow. Why has no man in history done this yet?>nice gun, are the rounds expensive? >yeah, its chambered in .45 hitlerdick
Anonymous
>>12159205 >.50 Ron Jeremy Anonymous
This is why I come on /k/.
Anonymous
>>12159225 We should abandon the normal naming convention and have it completely based on famous dicks.
Anonymous
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>>12159225 I shot beer out my nose just now.
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>>12159237 oh god who would .22 be? kim jong il or at least someone asian, lol.
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any idea how many wound vectors a penis would have? Quick, someone pretend to be Marisa!
Anonymous
Wait but aren't you supposed to shoot stuff out of your dick and not shoot dicks out of your stuff?
Anonymous
>>12159226 your ICBM mention gave me an idea.
OP should scan his dick, but instead of shrinking it, make it bigger.
AA shells
Artillery
Even dick-shaped tomahawks, and ICBMs.
Because fuck aerodynamics.
Anonymous
>>12159326 You're thinking too small
Pic related
captcha: space xamprep
Anonymous
>go on a shooting spree >police collect evidence >bullets are reconstructed >When you're caught, they use the bullets to match up your dick >convicted on dick-based evidence >turns out you were framed >but how did they get a model of your dick?
Anonymous
>>12159322 >ejactulating bullets Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12159346 M. Night Shamalamadingdong ending: You never had a dick to begin with. Also you're a robot. Who was dead thew hole time.
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>>12159346 I would want to be stoned out of my mind when watching it though. I'm not a big pothead (anymore) but that shit would be so fucking weird and confusing about half way through you'd be asking yourself what you were watching.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12159322 You mean like this?
Anonymous
>>12159357 Do you mean literally ejaculating, or making bullets that also ejaculate?
Anonymous
>>12159341 We must inform NASA.
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>>12159396 Yours is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
Anonymous
I cannot believe this thread is still bumping.
Anonymous
>>12159458 I can't believe its not bumping more.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12159341 Are you trying to tell me I dont know dick?
Anonymous
Anonymous
How embarassing would it be to die from getting shot with a dick bullet?
Anonymous
Do you guys think this design of bullet would have... deep penetration?
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
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>>12159636 Well you'd be dead so I don't know how you'd be embarrassed.
Commander Cunni !!rE2c9pmR8wS
>>12159657 In Tom Cruise's ass, they all do.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12159636 How embarrassing would it be to fire a dick bullet in self defense, but then be charged for rape because of non-consensual penetration?
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>>12160035 >LEOs face when you try to explain yourself Anonymous
>>12155283 Good work, haven't seen a troll of your quality all day. 100 plus responses already! Bravo.
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>>12160105 Thank you, sir.
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This isn't a troll thread. It's a laff/lose thread. Zed threads are troll threads.
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>>12159361 I love this place so much.
Anonymous
Hebrewdamus !bWnTSinS32
Anonymous
>Make ~10 small phalluses >Put it in a 12 gauge shell >Patent it, coin it "Dickshot" >???? >Profit
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>>12155283 What the fuck does that faggot foreign talk say on that pic?
Anonymous
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Fri 13 Jul 2012 12:08:59 No. 12161518 Report Quoted By:
>this thread
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>kill someone with dickbullet >forensics compare your dick to bullet >busted
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Fri 13 Jul 2012 12:22:48 No. 12161580 Report And people think /d/ is a strange place, we're fucking magical
namefag !tsGpSwX8mo
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>>12161580 Having lurked both /k/ and /d/ for the better part of two years, I must say while /d/ can be strange, /k/ comes up with some off the wall shit once in a blue moon that outclasses almost anything I've seen on /d/.
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>>12161614 the text is too small
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do you think you could make a flechette with this principle?
Anonymous
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>mfw thist thread
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>>12159341 >>12159341 >>12159341 YOURE A MADMAN WONGBURGER THAT SHIP WILL NEVER FLY
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What would uncut be, full metal jacket?
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>>12159368 Also the movie sucks... Dicks.
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It really is magical place...
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after this you should make a dick shaped or at least dick head shaped musslebrake
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>>12161673 >the movie sucks... Dicks. WHAT A TWIST!
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>this whole thread
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This thread reminds me of a Sean Connery movie...
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>this thread
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>>12159395 That almost convinced me to open GIMP.
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To those still paying attention,
Here's the temporary archive:
http://archive.installgentoo.net/k/thread/S12155283 And a 2.6MB screencap that isn't impossible to read.
Anonymous
Courier~ !bwulacYkqY
>>12161669 Now it's screencaped.
I knew I shouldn't have come out of the closet in this thread.
Fug.
HOLO !CAUST.ALEk
Anonymous
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posting in epi/k/ thread
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
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/k/ - penetration issues
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butt shaped targets
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I would use them in my dick gun!!!
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I'll just leave this here
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>ammo mfg's faces when the penis shape offers the best terminal ballistics out of all previous bullet designs
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The Tungsten "Penetrator" round!!!
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>make head a fixed solid for penetration >make rear of bullet fold out like balls to aid in yawing and creation of permanent tissue displacement >ER radiologist's face when they find these in a guys chest
Anonymous
>>12163283 All arguments over which round is best will devolve to...
cut vs. uncut
Anonymous
>>12163471 >cut; lol no expansion >uncut; lol, gets stopped by denim when it expands Anonymous
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>>12163471 Uncut of course. Foreskin has an HP effect.
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>>12163479 Happens to me all of the time....
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>>12163479 >lead foreskin with steel shaft penetrator >best of both worlds Anonymous
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Fullmetalforeskin?
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>"I'm having trouble getting these new dick bullets to feed properly into my gun" >"Try lubricating and using barrel plugs to get the gun ready for shooting, it can't just take a dick bullet with no prep"
