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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:18:45 No.12389372 View View Reply Original Report

here we see a young APC returning to the safety of its mother, the ship like the kangaroo has a pouch where her young spend much of their lives in

Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d

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Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:21:12 No.12389400 Report

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The T-90 is a very territorial beast. The eyes seem to even glow red when acting in defense.

This one here is seen stalking its natural prey, the common Chechen.

Their populace is slowly rising.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:21:21 No.12389402 Report

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When did planet earth get this cool?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:23:13 No.12389415 Report

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>>12389372
thats so cute!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:28:51 No.12389454 Report

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Here we see a young, novice fighter jet fail to fly after taking of from its mothers nest.

Unfortunately the young jet did not survive the fall, but it is as such in nature and the cycle of life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:28:52 No.12389455 Report

Quoted By: >>12389531 >>12390154

the abrams species of tanks is a pack animal that hunt in groups, they tonight they will feast on t-72's while the smaller, weaker bradleys wait to scavenge whatever scrapes the abrams leave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:33:29 No.12389490 Report

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Here we have a very unusual animal, the Glock 17. Researchers have found many similarities between the Glock 17 and the mythical dragon, due to the Glock's defensive nature of exploding when threatened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:36:27 No.12389515 Report

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Here is a truly astonishing creature of the submarine family. Showing off its truly amazing power to break through the thick ice for a breath of air. A mysterious and majestic creature in its own way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:37:06 No.12389518 Report

Quoted By: >>12389841

Swamp Dragon that is. Draco Vulgaris. Not the Draco Noblis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:37:25 No.12389521 Report

Quoted By: >>12389537 >>12389554

here we see the lowly Jewish oppression engine

its awkward appearance is due too its survival technique, which is covering itself in cinder blocks while it grazes for loose pennies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:38:18 No.12389531 Report

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>>12389455
here we have a rare glimpse into the mating rituals of abrams tanks, such beauty it is to see the creation of a new tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:38:38 No.12389537 Report

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>>12389521

Note with care that this particular Opression Engine has not been accepted into the tribe, as it is not covered with human shields

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:39:38 No.12389546 Report

Quoted By: >>12389642

and here we have an domesticated mosin nagant rifle. it still works fine after having its protective cosmoline coat removed dispite its age. some mosin nagants are in terrible shape after being abused by cruel handlers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:39:58 No.12389550 Report

Quoted By: >>12389667

here you see the MAT-V protecting its small feeble ancestor

unfortunately as the summer season nears the same MAT-v will consume all the nutrients in the area leaving the HMMWV to fend for itself... it will likely starve

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:40:21 No.12389554 Report

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>>12389521
lol'd

Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d

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Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:41:31 No.12389562 Report

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Here we see a less evolved weapon, though still brutally effective.

It's rumored that these types can live hundreds, sometimes even thousands of years, though not without signs of age.

Atlas !82n3tzhBOo

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Atlas !82n3tzhBOo Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:43:28 No.12389583 Report

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>MFW this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:43:31 No.12389585 Report

Quoted By: >>12389751 >>12389781

this is truly a sight to be seen, the m-88, though often found sifting through mud for dead tanks can also rarely be seen ambushing soft squishy humans when food is scarce.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:43:31 No.12389586 Report

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Here is a shining example of what happens when a defensive missile battery evolves into a predatory beast. In this case, the Patriot Missile Battery has managed to catapult itself into the air in a 'pouncing' sort of maneuver, which allows it to hunt and kill innocent people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:45:19 No.12389604 Report

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here a flock of aircraft sift through the sand and await the migration season

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:45:44 No.12389611 Report

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Out of the thousands of T-34s that were born every year, only a handful survived. Now an endangered species, they are largely found in zoos. This rare wild T-34 was spotted in Bosnia before darting off into the forest when startled by its natural predator, NATO aircraft.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:47:09 No.12389627 Report

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shown here is a pack of Abrams communicating ... possibly the beginning to a mating ritual or even a hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:48:00 No.12389642 Report

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>>12389546
i loled at this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:48:28 No.12389646 Report

Quoted By: >>12389673 >>12389721

This is the Jagdpanther, or Hunting Panther. Hunting Panthers are an evolution of the mighty Panzerkampfwagen V 'Panther,' and their main diet consists of weaker infantry eating tanks such as the Sherman or Stuart, but also branches out into chewing on other tank eating tanks, such as the T-34 or the many various mutations of 76mm Shermans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:49:30 No.12389656 Report

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the Abrams can also be found rummaging about the mud to keep cool, always keeping a watchful eye out for prey

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:50:37 No.12389667 Report

Quoted By: >>12389698

>>12389550
scientist recently learned that all mraps actually evolved from arourmed vehicles in what is now modern day south africa, this is radically change the past view that mraps evolved from humvees

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:50:58 No.12389673 Report

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>>12389646

In a similar vein was the StuG, which was much more omnivorous. In addition to killing and feasting upon T-34s and Shermans, StuGs also frequently ate infantry.

Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d

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Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:51:13 No.12389678 Report

Quoted By: >>12389696

Here is the resilient and tough A-10, or the "Thunderbolt" it primarily hunts the toughest flightless creatures around, not even sticking around to feed.

It seems to kill purely out of sport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:52:46 No.12389696 Report

Quoted By: >>12389724

>>12389678

The A-10 seems to have but one multi-purpose call that only other A-10s or the Gods of the Skies can make sense of. The call is purported to sound like a very loud BRRRRRRDDRDRRRRDRRRRDRRRRRRTRTRTRRRRTTRRRTTTTTTTTTT, but few have lived to tell the tale.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:52:53 No.12389698 Report

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>>12389667
you can see here the evolutionary tree of the domesticated north American mrap an ancestor of the African mrap.

the lines were cut after the land bridge between america and asia melted thousands of years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:54:43 No.12389717 Report

Quoted By: >>12390154

StuGs were reportedly very friendly tanks, and some even helped carry the squishy humans around when need be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:55:06 No.12389721 Report

Quoted By: >>12389737 >>12389831

>>12389646
Why did gnatsie armor have that grid pattern, it almost looks like a wire grid in concrete.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:55:15 No.12389722 Report

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here we catch a glimpse of a BMP 3 running away from an unknown threat

most likely the Abrams a local alpha predator the most feared in the world. the BMP 3 will die tired

Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d

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Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:55:15 No.12389724 Report

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>>12389696

Our camera crew just barely missed the successful hunt after hearing the distinctive call of the A-10, only finding a carcass and a satisfied Thunderbolt as it dashed off into the sunset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:56:23 No.12389737 Report

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>>12389721

I'm assuming that that is some form of camoflauge netting on that particular Jagdpanther.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:56:50 No.12389739 Report

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the abrams is known to cover itself in large groups of squishy humans to keep warm during the winter months

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:57:34 No.12389744 Report

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A rare site to behold, a cv90 attempting to climb a steep mountainside.

yonderdonkey !!zzcu7fpS8Ph

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yonderdonkey !!zzcu7fpS8Ph Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:58:13 No.12389751 Report

Quoted By: >>12389788

>>12389585
>>12389585
>>12389585
>>12389585

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:59:39 No.12389770 Report

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bwahahahah archive this thread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 05:59:49 No.12389774 Report

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once a year the bradleys make their large migration across the globe where human prey are plentiful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:00:12 No.12389778 Report

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here we see a gaggle of defenseless m113's on their migration to the middle east

in a year or so more then half will have succumbed to alpha predators

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:00:40 No.12389781 Report

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>>12389585
Does the decepticon logo come standard?

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:01:10 No.12389787 Report

Quoted By: >>12389802

>>12389586
Thats actually a motherfucking HEMTT
I would know, for i created that image, among many others. My favorite was the HEMTT charging with panzers in a black and white photo of WWII.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:01:12 No.12389788 Report

Quoted By: >>12389821

>>12389751

did you not notice the decepticon logo lolol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:02:17 No.12389797 Report

Quoted By: >>12389818 >>12390154

Now this is a sight to behold! The rare and threatened "Blackbird" in it's full majestic glory! Less than twenty of these extremely fast creatures remain. This is however because of food shortages, as the SR-71, as it is also known, has few to no predators capable of threatening it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:02:54 No.12389802 Report

Quoted By: >>12389828

>>12389787

In the original with the guy protesting it was an HEMTT with a Patriot system on back. Do you have some of the others? We could chronicle the places that the noble HEMTT has traveled over the years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:03:35 No.12389806 Report

Quoted By: >>12389843

Here is the titanic Nimitz class super carrier. You can see it leading other ocean animals in a Patriarchal manner. It seems that it doesnt hunt, but to live off of the wandering supports ships. Another odd facet of this animal is that many avian animals seem to use it as a base or hub, much like the hippos of Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:04:25 No.12389818 Report

Quoted By: >>12389834

>>12389797

That reminds me. The other day there was a /v/ thread where a screenshot of a flight sim's radar was posted and it had a Mig 29 with a radar homing missile hot off the rails at you from 12 o clock asking what you would do.

One of the responses was "Full throttle, I'm in a fucking blackbird."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:04:42 No.12389820 Report

Quoted By: >>12389826

here we see the remains of a lowly t 72 ... this creature was once known as an alpha predator until the Abrams entered its environment.

the Abrams left its signature mark by ripping the head of its pray... letting other tanks know this is Abrams territory

yonderdonkey !!zzcu7fpS8Ph

yonderdonkey !!zzcu7fpS8Ph Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:04:45 No.12389821 Report

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>>12389788

I did, but I thought that was the showcase of the pic. The hidden face was what really caught my eye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:05:24 No.12389826 Report

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>>12389820

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:05:41 No.12389828 Report

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>>12389802
No, i wish. I lost it all when my hard drive went.

But, i created some good ones, and some bad ones. That was a good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:05:51 No.12389831 Report

Quoted By: >>12389855

>>12389721
It's Zimmerit coating, it supposedly hindered Soviet magnetic AT bombs that infantry would place on it in close combat, then detonate when in cover.
Soviet infantrymen overcame this problem by holding the bomb on the tank as it blew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:06:18 No.12389834 Report

Quoted By: >>12389847 >>12389848

>>12389818

That was actually me, no joke. I post blackbirds whenever possible.

In my opinion, it's the most beautiful plane ever made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:06:40 No.12389841 Report

Quoted By: >>12389863

>>12389518

Fucking Terry Pratchett reference, in my /k/?

I thought I was the only one...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:06:44 No.12389843 Report

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>>12389806
Forgot image.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:07:09 No.12389847 Report

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>>12389834

How dare you eat my Blackbird captcha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:07:17 No.12389848 Report

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>>12389834

Imagine an air force made of nothing but Stukas, F-16s, Blackbirds and Hinds.

It would be glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:07:34 No.12389852 Report

Quoted By: >>12389907

Is it wrong that I'm reading all of these in David Attenborough's voice?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:07:43 No.12389855 Report

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>>12389831
Here's a good picture of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:08:09 No.12389860 Report

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here a helicopter native to russia is seen lying injured, it will surely die in a few hours then squishy humans will scavenge its carcass for scrap metal

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA

Madfag !JFgVhBGYOA Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:08:13 No.12389863 Report

Quoted By: >>12389893

>>12389841
I just read mort.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:08:34 No.12389866 Report

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here is the signature kill pattern of the Abrams

notice the t72 tried to hide in a hole

unfortunately for the novice tank tank the Abrams saw through its ruse and tore its head off anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:09:45 No.12389878 Report

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Here we see a rare site, a type 97 taking shelter next to an abrams. Abrams normally only go after prey much larger, so it doesn't perceive the type 97 as prey.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:11:18 No.12389893 Report

Quoted By: >>12390154 >>12390522

>>12389863

That's a really good one. "Small Gods" got me hooked on his work.

I'm making my way slowly through the Town Watch story arc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:12:29 No.12389898 Report

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here is an extremely rare photo from the "eyes" of the crafty MAT-V

the travel in single file to conceal their numbers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:13:38 No.12389907 Report

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>>12389852
Perfectly fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:45:33 No.12389928 Report

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This rare example of the finest selective breeding by /k/'s most skilled scientists.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:47:58 No.12389950 Report

Quoted By: >>12390088

here we see the vegetarian cousin of the tank preparing its nest

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:49:59 No.12389962 Report

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Here we can observe the mysterious M16 and its stockpile of food for the winter. This hoarding has become problematic, as mature M16s often unwittingly stuff their receivers with food and choke to death when some of their food gets stuck. Sometimes they have even been known to explode or combust when this happens.

In the wild, M16s are often mistaken for a different species of Assault Rifle, the Famas; the key observable difference is that the Famas actually receives cartridges from behind the trigger, therefore putting it in the "Bullpup" order of assault rifles, meaning the two rifles are not closely related despite sharing similar habitats and food preferences.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 06:58:29 No.12390032 Report

Quoted By: >>12392931

Here is evolutionary proof that Kalashnikovs came originally from the feline family.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:02:16 No.12390063 Report

Quoted By: >>12392524 >>12393431

Lying in wait for potential prey, this tank is especially careful in deciding an ambush spot, making sure to conceal itself as best it can.
It's clashing hull color is a remnant from its original home, before it migrated to the more sandy regions of its territory in search of food. Give it a few more months, and it'll have shed it's current camouflage for a shade more fitting for the dusty brown environment.

Odocoileus Virginianus !WX0CFI5l2M

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Odocoileus Virginianus !WX0CFI5l2M Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:02:25 No.12390065 Report

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In this photograph we see the invasive M1 Abrams that has somehow been flipped over. The M1 Abrams, native to North America, was first introduced to the region in 1991 and experienced a population boom in early 2002. The individual pictured died shortly after the photograph was taken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:02:40 No.12390069 Report

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This is a sighting of the predatory Apache hunting at night.

Related to the owl, it likes to hunt at night for many types of infantry and vehicle. However, Apaches are also incredibly efficient at day, being the top predator of the helicopter world.

Unfortunately, the Apache has been relegated to hunting infantry as of late due to a pack of its preferred food, tanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:03:25 No.12390076 Report

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http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
come on guys, archive it already

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:04:40 No.12390086 Report

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Pictured here is another species, the British Sea Apache.

It is seen here preparing for migration to lands where more food is available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:05:09 No.12390088 Report

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>>12389950
>the vegetarian cousin of the tank preparing its nest
thanks, now i have to clean chocolate milk off of my screen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:05:57 No.12390096 Report

Quoted By: >>12390169 >>12393635 >>12393668

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
one more vote

AVE NEX ALEA

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AVE NEX ALEA Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:10:55 No.12390133 Report

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>mfw I saved this to post again because lolservers

Relics of the Facebashian era, the ancient Morning Star club-pike and its allies nonetheless persist to this day in trace populations across the globe. Though a relatively simple weapon, it marks a pivotal point in the evolution of weapons on Earth as the first to employ armor-piercing spikes, which allowed it to make easy prey of previously unassailably armored organisms. This revolutionary adaptation can be seen in the myriad of species that trace their ancestry to this humble weapon. Though far outclassed by the more recent arrivals on the evolutionary scene, spiked clubs such as the Star survive and even flourish alongside their rivals, occupying niche environments created by bans and human redguardery.

I can't decide if I read these in the voice of David Attenborough or that gunnery sarge from the History Channel.
I love these threads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:12:48 No.12390149 Report

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here we see a very sick bradlee as seen by its open engine compartment and the leaking fluid in front of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:13:30 No.12390154 Report

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>>12389455
fucking 10/10
>>12389717
7/10 bretty gud
>>12389797
lol
>>12389893
Sourcery was brilliant, I modeled an Oblivion PC after one of the main characters. Read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:15:25 No.12390169 Report

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>>12390096
You got your vote; it's listed as archived.

AVE NEX ALEA

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AVE NEX ALEA Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:24:04 No.12390245 Report

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Up next on The Future is Wild:
The mighty carriers of the ocean were harassed throughout their evolutionary process by oceangoing predators; everything from submarines to floating garbadge sought in vain to consume their massive stores of steel and meat. However, their huge size proved an advantage, until the ocean began to empty of food.

So, to sate their massive appetites, they took to the skies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:30:19 No.12390310 Report

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The Mil Mi-2 "Hoplite" was originally native to the then-Soviet Union; in the 1980s, it began a mass migration into Central Asia to indulge in an unusual ritual whose purpose remains to this day unknown: swallowing Soviet paratroopers in groups of eight, then regurgitating them to be slaughtered by local human infestations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:37:20 No.12390355 Report

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Lol OP has atrocious grammar and syntax. 6/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:40:25 No.12390385 Report

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>>12389611

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:52:40 No.12390470 Report

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Here we see the exceedingly uncommon F-35 showing us it's underside. An odd bird, it seems to enjoy showing it's grey plumage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:59:28 No.12390522 Report

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>>12389893
I just started reading them a few weeks ago. I'm reading them in publication order, so I don't get burned out on a particular character. I've gotta say Eric and Mort are my favorite so far. Currently on Small Gods, and I'm really enjoying it.

DEATH>Rincewind>Night Watch>Witches>>>>>Wizards

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 07:59:51 No.12390526 Report

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Here we find an example of a Nimitz Supercarrier attempting to hide in foliage and dirt, unaware it's height precludes it from disguise. It appears to be covered with a motley assortment of symbiotic creatures, no doubt responsible for cleaning it of parasites.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:00:37 No.12390534 Report

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The common Hilux, although native to a civilian environment and technically not a war machine at all, is notorious for it's tendency to revert to a more feral form when introduced into the wild. Scientists are still mystified as to the exact mechanism behind this transformation.

Counter-intuitively despite it being easy prey for larger more purpose bred war machines, the wild Hilux, due to it's wide ranging and versatile nature, has become one of the more enduring and totemic denizens of the modern field of battle.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:04:37 No.12390569 Report

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Here we find a wild E-2C Hawkeye chained down and painted, no doubt in order to train it to serve as a hawk might, finding other airplanes in order to assist superior planes in feasting.

Though these planes may track and discover enemy planes and boats, they will only be entitled to the barest scraps that the more predatory planes do not deign to devour.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:06:39 No.12390591 Report

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Up North the SEALs have gotten fed up with being clubbed to death. Thanks to a generous donation by PETA approved weapons manufacture, Keckler and Koch, hope has been restored to the herd.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:12:23 No.12390632 Report

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This is a B-29, a majestic and awe-inspiring flying creature. Once, its kind was the single most feared bird in the world. But today it is outclassed by its faster and stronger brethren. Last seen hunting in the wild in 1953, now only a few remain, and all of them in captivity. Here we see the final example that is capable of taking flight. With no source of its favorite prey - tan-skinned humans living in bunched-together paper huts - it is only kept alive to display its plumage to spectators.

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Cobra Dane !!QXKjfP1YZpk Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:14:43 No.12390651 Report

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We find ourselves near the remains of once proud Russian tank. Due to a genetic flaw all Russian tanks have a tendency to die early,especially during conflicts over water and food.Thankfully they have overcome this curse of nature by breeding in large numbers.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:14:56 No.12390653 Report

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Here we see an animal that is now extinct in the wild, relegated to only a handful of zoos around the world.

Pictured in it's natural state, here is an Iowa class battleship attempting to sneak it's way through a canal. It was noticed and caught at this time, though it was quickly released.

It is, after all, quite a dangerous beast, even in captivity.

Cobra Dane !!QXKjfP1YZpk

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Cobra Dane !!QXKjfP1YZpk Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:20:53 No.12390720 Report

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Here is yet another example of expressive mating displays put on by armored vehicles.

The female(located in the foreground) displays her large arrays in an effort to attract her aloof mate.(locate in the background)

Notice the 3 penises on the male armored vehicle. Multiple penises are more common on these lighter vehicles, the heavy "tanks" of this species rely on a single penis.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:21:52 No.12390735 Report

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Ahh, now this is a truly magnificent sight! This is a photograph of a flock of Hueys captured long ago in the jungles of South Asia. For some time, they migrated here from North America carrying infantry with them. In the picture it would seem some of the infantry had just reached their destination. Nearly extinct now, the UH-1 Iroquis as it was also known as, was very widespread through out the jungles of Southern Asia.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:30:17 No.12390807 Report

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Today we're in for a rare treat, as I've spotted an M60 Panther roaming its natural habitat. The M60 Panther is the protector of the pack, as its main duty is to protect its herd of fellow tank from landmines. Few creatures can rival the M60 Panther's zeal.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:33:04 No.12390826 Report

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This has been a very entertaining thread.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:35:24 No.12390847 Report

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>>12390735
Not to be overlooked is the Huey Cobra, a mutation of the UH-1 which proved most useful to human ground forces and conventional Hueys alike in the Vietnam conflict. With its significantly slimmer body, its carrying capacity was minimized, but what the Cobra lacked in cargo space it made up for in firepower. With a much heartier appetite than its transport cousins, it feasted on VC ground forces that gave them or the American soldiers trouble. It has since evolved into the renown "Super-Cobra" and "Sea-Cobra" (an aquatic creature) species, and has proven itself very capable, even in the face of potentially more ferocious predators such as the Apache or Havoc.

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/k/im jong lulz !!gU7ve98enhE Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:35:50 No.12390853 Report

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Here we see a documented member of the rare Pygmy Vintovka Mosina tribe. This tribe seems to call the steppes of Russia home, they have been reported in other locations of Europe. Recently they have shown up in mainland America.

In America some government agencies would believe owning one of these rare breeds an illegal act without the proper paperwork.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:46:21 No.12390949 Report

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Take a good look at this! A fascinating example, I do believe. Here is the ancient carcass of a P-40 Warhawk, likely from the great 2nd World War conflict, found rotting in the desert. Its poor condition can be attributed to the harsh climate of its sandy grave and to the scavenging done by squishy humans who desired its antiquated .50 caliber ammunition. Much like the fossils of dinosaurs, this creature's carcass will remain here for centuries and become buried by the desert sands unless it is removed by historians.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 08:47:13 No.12390960 Report

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Here we have one of the deadliest beasts of them all, The Trident II Missile. Of the SLBM species, it actually spends the vast majority of its life living symbiotically within nuclear submarines, hibernating until it is stirred when it is time to feed. However when it does feed, it is so spectacular that its likely one may go an entire lifespan without getting a chance to hunt. The seldom times feeding has been witnessed were never actually genuine hunts. The Tridents were stirred into feeding frenzy in controlled environments to document the ferocity of their feeding habits. The relationship with submarines is a mutual one, in exchange for shelter the submarine can traverse with a sense of security knowing that the other species fear the wrath of its allies

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:00:18 No.12391106 Report

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Haha! Here is quite a humorous creature indeed! The BRDM-2 is an armored scout car, meaning it is essentially a pigmy BRT. It is a fast creature, though its agility leaves something to be desired, and on some terrain, the operator humans it relies on must use caution to not flip the vehicle over. How clumsy the BRDM is! Its sting is the same as the BTR-80's, and both species are capable of swimming, but it carries less 12.5mm poison than its larger brother.

When it engages in hunting, the BRDM can be a dangerous predator, but its weaker and thinner skin makes it venerable to light AT weapons, such as the RPG-7 and AT4. Having been bred in Russia, it has since emigrated to the Middle East of Asia, the Balkans, and most notably Chechnya. Unfortunately for the BRDM, it is truly cannon fodder - no more than a nuisance - to newer light armored predators such as the Warrior or Bradley, which can dispatch this tiny vehicle with ease.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:07:05 No.12391174 Report

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this thread is magic baby, everything in here is gold

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:19:04 No.12391272 Report

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AHH a truly rare sight indeed!
It seems the F-22 Raptor seems to be threaten, displaying its bomb bay to our cameras.
Taking it as a warning we quickly left the area of its nest

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:29:05 No.12391356 Report

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Here we see a pack of jackals in their natural environment. When on the hunt, these flighty creatures will gather in groups of between three and five, running down their human prey or circling until it succumbs to exhaustion. And bullets.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:33:47 No.12391390 Report

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With the increasing spread of urban sprawl, many species find themselves pushed into ever tighter niches, or even going extinct entirely.

Others however learn to adapt to a more civic environment, as is seen here. Though far removed from its native habitat of Shropshire, the Challenger 2 has learned that its robustness and ability to drive clean through buildings will often allow it to catch prey unawares.

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Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:37:53 No.12391428 Report

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I just want those of writing these to know this. I read all of these in my head using David Attonburough's voice.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:38:05 No.12391430 Report

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Here we have the Browning Hi-power, choice to many Dictators, notorious law men, and crazy British squishy human officers

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:45:29 No.12391477 Report

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Though primarily a bottom feeder more used to trawling the ocean depths for submarines, the Type 23 is an opportunistic beast and is loath to let any meal pass it by. Here we see one having uncovered and made a successful kill of a smaller Dhow; a minor predator that was most likely waiting in ambush to parasitize a nomadic Tanker. This small meal will not satisfy the Type 23 for long- and it knows that where one Dhow is found, there are likely to be more.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:52:34 No.12391532 Report

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Here we see the GAU 8 Avenger easily recognized by its distinctive feeding call. Frequently GAU 8s and A-10s form symbiotic relationships.

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/k/im jong lulz !!gU7ve98enhE Mon 06 Aug 2012 09:59:13 No.12391588 Report

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/k/ - a magical place.

OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH

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OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH Mon 06 Aug 2012 10:14:12 No.12391717 Report

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After a vast reduction in its hunting grounds, many Sickle-Bs have become bolder, seeking prey in towns in cities across Russia. The one pictured here seems docile, but many squishy humans choose to keep their distance for safety.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 10:40:39 No.12391840 Report

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A newly discovered breed, little is known about the habits and strength of the Ford-class supercarriers. While they are expected to be stronger and more powerful than the Nimitz breed, none have been spotted outside of captivity as of yet.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 11:47:40 No.12392202 Report

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>>12390720
>>12390720

Oh god my sides.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 12:22:13 No.12392407 Report

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Shh, hush hush. Lay down, lay down.
Take a look now. Ain't she a bewty, eh?

This rare endemic species has so far only been spotted on rare occasions. Here we see a large female (as denoted by the wider, more flatter head) basking in the early morning sun, preparing her green-grayish plumage.
Now, we outta be careful with 'er, this bewty ain't afraid to show 'er 2A42 cannon.

Now we gotta slowly back away, these 'Alligators' as the natives call them, are elusive and solitary beasties.

...What a bewty.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 12:45:50 No.12392524 Report

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>>12390063

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:03:04 No.12392582 Report

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The YF-23 competed with the F-22 for habitat and the right to hunt. This fantastic species had many traits that made it unique, including its large bomb bays that would open when in the presence of a potential mate.
Unfortunately, the YF-23 lost the competition with the F-22 and went extinct.
Only a few preserved carcases are all that remain of the short lived YF-23.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:06:34 No.12392590 Report

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A member of the U-boat family washed up on a beach. The U-boat failed to get back to the water and did not survive.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:19:28 No.12392633 Report

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Depicted is an Su-25 in its natural habitat. It's not a very bright one, and members of the Frogfoot species are limited to only the most primitive of weapons. They are, however, very tough and are resilient creatures indeed. Today, more advanced and intelligent aircraft which evolved from the Su-25 have largely replaced it, and the early examples have often been sold to seek prey under the flag of smaller nations, most notably in South America and the Middle East.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:21:18 No.12392639 Report

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The Australian - The sad puppy dogs of /k/. They desperately want to own guns like the Americans can, but due to their communist government's policies, they are not allowed to. Australians typically post threads bragging about their bolt-action .22 LR target rifle that they have to keep unloaded, locked away in a safe, with the ammunition stored seperatly, at a shooting range a couple of miles away. They also like asking how they can buy a gun in Australia. No matter what they post about though, the thread will swiftly fill up with Josef Fritzl memes and jokes about how much Australia fails.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:32:12 No.12392664 Report

Quoted By: >>12392676

This is like 10 times better if you read everything in David Attenborough's voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 13:34:55 No.12392676 Report

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>>12392664

Well no shit sherlock

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 14:48:05 No.12392921 Report

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bumpo

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 14:50:13 No.12392931 Report

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>>12390032
Upotte finally makes sense!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 14:54:20 No.12392943 Report

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Damn, I had no idea there were so many Terry Pratchett readers on /k/.

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Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 Mon 06 Aug 2012 15:08:16 No.12392991 Report

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A certain doom-laden majesty surrounds this little Marder as it crosses the steppes. Larger, more dangerous predators lurk there, although the Marder is well-known for being able to punch above its weight. Nevertheless, it is fighting a losing battle in the grim world of natural selection.

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Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7 Mon 06 Aug 2012 15:14:19 No.12393009 Report

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In its day, this was an apex predator. Known to its less cultured human prey as "pizdyets vsemu" ("fucks-everything-up"), the SU-100 has since become an icon of an era before the devastating rise of the ATGM family.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 15:55:12 No.12393096 Report

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Here, we have a historical artifact, recently kept in stuffed form in the Groton Sea Pens, a Nautilus class submarine. Now, unlike its earlier ancestors, this submarine manged to combine with strange small life forms, similar to our own mitochondria,, and produce an internal heat. Unlike other submarines, depenant on air breathing, this wild beast was the first to actually not need to breath, producing oxygen internally. It fed on a constant diet of German boats at first, but as it aged, it was slowly related to the fossil section of history. You can see its wide family and ancestors on frequent pack hunts all over the wide ocean. What a historical thing to see.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:03:47 No.12393114 Report

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>>12393096
The one of the only non underwater preadator of the submarine, the common Orion Sea Hawk, seen here with its long extended tail, takes flight in search of prey. It usually flies with smaller birds, all in search of their prey, usually a submarine surfaced for air. It then attempts to attack, using its powerful explosives and claws to attempt to damage the powerful sea creature. Most adult submarines simply run, but younger submarines are highly vulnerable to these sea predators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:12:55 No.12393126 Report

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And here we have an example of the Iroquois - this average sized helicopter tends to come in large numbers, swarming its targets like a swarm of insects.

Many of its brothers on an operation may get swatted down but it proudly continues despite this.
Often seen carrying small meatbags which appear to be carried like ticks or parasites on its hull to new lands it is known to look kindly upon squishy humans. Sometimes bringing food to them, mechanical succor or carrying injured squishies from places of conflict.

Not all of its breed have fangs, but those who do can project firery projectiles in support of them when angered.
So beloved it is, it has recieved the affectionate nickname 'Huey'

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:13:42 No.12393129 Report

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>>12393126
damnit captcha

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:22:29 No.12393153 Report

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Here we see an ancestor to the modern day "tank" family, in it's environment in Northern europe. It was then seen to breed rapidly and spread throughout the known world, culminating in many separate breeds.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:28:25 No.12393169 Report

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In the photo we find a very distinct breed of tank, the Challenger 2. The pack appears to be hunting, although the presence of a female "medic" tank in the foreground give argument that the picture is a general migration.

The natural environment for these tanks is woodland, however more recently several breeds have been found in the deserts.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:32:04 No.12393179 Report

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During the two periods of climatic upheaval of 1939-45 a lot of strange new speices were spotted and catalogued.
Some of them have been dismissed as fakes or from unreliable sources.

This odd mutation, the catherine wheel was spotted on a beach in england, seemingly waiting for the arrival of an invasive form of creature from the continent to defend its claimed territory. From observations it used the incineration of natural gases through hollow bones of its exoskeleton to propel it

Little documentation of mans interaction with this strange organism has been uncovered, perhaps one day this odd little mutation will reappear, but it is unlikely.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 16:39:29 No.12393207 Report

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>>12393179
From the same period of upheaval in the middle of the last century comes this oddity.

Perhaps a derivative of the mayfly its lifetime was considered exeptionally short, taking to the skies for brief periods of frantic - if ultimately purposeless - activity before returning to the ground. Although numerous this sickly thing was not long lived.

This poor creature turns out to be an evolutionary dead-end.
Its role in the animal kingdom eventually being replaced by more contained creatures: point defense missiles such as the lessor spotted Hawk or Falcon missiles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:01:49 No.12393298 Report

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Here we see the mighty battleship, both a truly majestic beast and an excellent example of the inexorable march of time and progress.

Once thought to have been the undisputed ruler of the seas, its reign was unexpectedly brief, cut short by the evolution of unforeseen foes: the airplane, and the airplane carrier. The development of missiles gave its life expectancy a boost, but in the end they were also the final nail on its coffin.

Pictured are the final defiant roars of the battleship in the early nineties, before they were all confined into their new lives as floating memorials.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:04:07 No.12393303 Report

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Here is an example of the elusive member of the V-1 species. Comparable to the lemming, it spends it's life in hibernation, waiting until it smells it's prey.

When suitable prey is found, it will fly many hundreds of miles to find it. When the V-1 is close to it's prey, it enters a high speed dive in an effort to ram it's prey into submission. Unfortunately, this trait ultimately leads to the V-1's death. There are a few domesticated V-1s, such as this example pictured sat on it's nest.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:10:15 No.12393323 Report

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The distinctive Ju-87 Stuka is now a rare species of aircraft, many years ago great flocks of these aircraft roamed the skies in hunt of ships to feed on. They hunted their prey by diving on ships, releasing their payload and destroying them whilst emitting a high pitched cry as they dived. However, as time wore on, the Stuka was preyed upon by larger aircraft, and gradually the species became very endangered. Only a handful of these species are known to survive in captivity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:23:28 No.12393382 Report

Quoted By: >>12393413 >>12393429

If vehicles had personalities, how do you think they would get along together?

I can see the Army helicopters and Marine helicopters not getting along too well...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:32:02 No.12393413 Report

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>>12393382
M. Night. Shwarmalemadongding mode

The helicopters love and respect each other deeply, and do not understand the human feud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:36:41 No.12393429 Report

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>>12393382
What would be the nigger of the vehicle world?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:36:46 No.12393431 Report

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>>12390063

While many think this tank is waiting for it's prey, the tank is really just a shy creature and stays away from any form of interaction with other animals even of it's own kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 17:40:49 No.12393443 Report

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can someone TiVo this for me?

/K/aden !!AzlY51jp56m

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/K/aden !!AzlY51jp56m Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:13:58 No.12393584 Report

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Here we see a domesticated Mosin Nagant that has been overly abused almost to the point of death, especially in it's old age. Used by Slavic squishy humans to slaughter fascist squishy humans, the Mosin Nagant was once the glorious rifle of the Russian armed forces, invented in 1891.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:20:43 No.12393621 Report

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>>12393584

Oh good Lord, what sort of hunting camo paint job is this blasphemy?! It looks like she could be rehabilitated and restored to classic colors and finish. The scope injury may leave lasting effects, only time will tell. Either way, these great rifles can deal with that just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:22:59 No.12393635 Report

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>>12390096
1 more vote to archive....

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:28:02 No.12393652 Report

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A tribesman who (barely) survived an attack by the A-10 has created his view of the creature.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:28:44 No.12393655 Report

Quoted By: >>12394169

Here we see the majesty of an MRAP, lazily grazing in it's natural dusty environment. Take note of the symbiotic relationship between the beast and the small creature inside. When angered, these creatures are often seen performing a death roll to injure the parasites inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:29:47 No.12393658 Report

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>>12393635
this thread was archived like 16 hours ago

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:31:43 No.12393668 Report

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>>12393658
>>12393635
>>12390096
I'm pretty sure /k/ has auto-archive.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:42:11 No.12393724 Report

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>>12389372
Why do you have a british accent?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 18:49:49 No.12393773 Report

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The CF-18 has adopted a unique evolutionary defense mechanism for fighter jets, camouflage. While in flight potential predators are unaware whether the plane is inverted or not with an additional cockpit appearing on her underside. This confusion often provides the CF-18 with an ideal moment to strike.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:02:05 No.12394169 Report

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>>12393655
>Death roll to injure the parasites inside
People in class are now looking at me funny, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:08:05 No.12394206 Report

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>>12393773
wait, is that real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:09:17 No.12394216 Report

Quoted By: >>12394237 >>12394260

>>12394206
RCAF serviceman here......

....yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:12:27 No.12394237 Report

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>>12393773
>>12394206
>>12394216
If I saw that as I was fighting, I would be laughing too hard to get a clear shot.
So it's probably effective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:15:23 No.12394260 Report

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>>12394216
But does it work?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:15:39 No.12394263 Report

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A fantastic example of the beast's lack of air defense, you can see a family of MRAPs cowering from the mighty C-130 as it circles above. They will likely be picked off one by one, such a shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:16:25 No.12394269 Report

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>>12394263
It seems they have adopted a pair of MATVs into their family, fascinating!

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Anonymous Mon 06 Aug 2012 20:29:04 No.12394374 Report

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Here we have an illustration of an attempted crossbreeding between a Patton and an F-16.

The Sergeant York as it was called, was a species that went extinct shortly after its inception despite an abortive attempt to sustain it. The beasy was unruly, sharing little in common with its ancestors, and was prone to siesures and bouts of confusion.

The beasts were humanely euthanised when no treatment could be found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 00:49:31 No.12396411 Report

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>>12394260

It's likely that in a hot war against another major power a lot of engagements are likely to be settled in BVR.

For close-in fighting though all the dummy canopy needs to do is confuse the other pilot as to the orientation of the Hornet; it could cause the other pilot to correct his course in a different direction by mistake (for example he might think the Hornet will pull up in the direction of the canopy and can look pretty convincing at a distance.

Even if he manages to figure out the false canopy, that's a number of precious seconds wasted processing that idea supposedly.

The only time you'll ever really see it useful is in a really tight dogfight which would be pretty rare, but it's not like it's a whole lot of extra effort just to paint on a false canopy. It's especially effective with the F-18 because it's pretty symmetrical around the cockpit area on the top and bottom.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:13:44 No.12397116 Report

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Sometimes we must look to the bones of the past, to discover the future.

This piece of the spine of a crossbow, perhaps 2400 years old found in china. The bronze is remarkable as its amongst the first of its genus found in the world.

Although extinct now - this was once one of the most deadly preditors in the world.
Perhaps future archeology will discover yet more the ancestors of the proud of noble martial weapons we have today once wandered the earth, slaying the foe.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:26:59 No.12397195 Report

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The TM-46 anti-tank blast mine uses an ingenious form of camouflage by imitating its distant cousins, the land turtles. It will wait idle many years until an unfortunate prey succumbs to its devastating exploding trap, designed to maim and injure to facilitate digestion

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:28:10 No.12397201 Report

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:47:08 No.12397305 Report

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Here we see a Humvee, in the firm grip of a Chinook.
Even as an agile predator, the humvee was bested on an aereal assault. The helicopter will now take the humvee to it's nest where it will be used to feed the young Chinook spawn after they hatch through the airdrop pallets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:51:42 No.12397333 Report

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The HIMARS, a peacful giant, wonders through the plains. A strict vehicolvore, it will sometimes attack humans and buildings when pressed by hunger or fear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:52:32 No.12397342 Report

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Tomorrow I have an exam, so it's a no no for today, but tomorrow afternoon... Tomorrow I download several war videos and narrate them as National geographic nature videos.

Chimichanga Kai Shek !!T2UdrWkLSWB

Chimichanga Kai Shek !!T2UdrWkLSWB Tue 07 Aug 2012 02:54:16 No.12397360 Report

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>>12393429
Anything Russian.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 03:06:42 No.12397444 Report

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>>12397360
probably chinese, seeing as they steal every goddamn design and throw some different furniture on it

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 03:13:16 No.12397481 Report

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Here we see a very baffling creature, the M67 fragmentation grenade. M67s demonstrate a most unusual evolutionary trait: upon reaching maturity, they explode violently, scattering fragments of their bodies over a 15-meter area. Though this would normally be a disdvantage, the M67 has thrived ever since it was first catalogued in the late 1960s, and its populations have remained stable all over the world. The means by which this species reproduces are not fully understood, but it is theorized that the many fragments it produces on death grow into new individuals.

Chimichanga Kai Shek !!T2UdrWkLSWB

Chimichanga Kai Shek !!T2UdrWkLSWB Tue 07 Aug 2012 03:17:35 No.12397505 Report

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>>12397444
Trips speaks truth.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 03:17:47 No.12397512 Report

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Here we see a rare sight indeed. The last know record of a Tomcat taking flight in search for prey. Last seen in 2007, the Tomcat was rumored to be quite a capable hunter, thanks to its unique ability to kill multiple prey creatures from beyond visual range.

However, there have been few recorded instances of a Tomcat successfully taking down a target. And as a result of its old age and lack of success finding prey, the Tomcat went extinct in the wild, only now existing in captivity. There are rumors of wild Tomcats still hunting in Iran, but they would be outclassed by more modern birds.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2012 03:47:28 No.12397742 Report

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>you are reading this whole thread in David Attenborough's voice.

Here we have the newly discovered Namer foraging for food. A remarkable species, it lacks the ability to hunt conventionally hunt prey like its cousin, the Merkava. Rather, a small family of squishy humans form a symbiotic union with the Namer; the humans hunt down the Namer's prey (consisting primarily of Palestinians), and in exchange they are able to seek shelter inside the Namer's massive, well-armored hide.

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