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Anonymous
NO. Quit playing with marvel. You fucking faggot
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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Anonymous
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>>12558508 Fuck you its entertaining and informative!
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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Anonymous
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archive it on chanarchive for great justice.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558508 There's always got to be one... so it's ok if I play with DC?
Fuck you, there's no line here for me. I love the companies equally.
Anonymous
WTF is this commie shit doing in my America!!
Anonymous
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558565 Communist Batman got past me, man. I tried to stop him, but he overpowered me
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>12558552 Dawn, I am loving this shit.
Do your Ross next!
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558612 Oh yeah! I could do that... hmm.... I need some cannuk guy though. Good idea.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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And for those of you that missed part 1
Anonymous
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes just one more vote...
and then newfags can be linged to it for years to come
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>12558625 Dip someone in maple syrup and put a flannel shirt on it.
Boom, instant Canadian!
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>12558636 I put in the final vote, it's archived.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>12558642 Hell yeah! Now if I just had a moose. I know what I'm looking for on ebay!
Anonymous
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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The preliminary batman one with my FEG I'm not going to post. That was a test and looks pretty bad compared to these other two. It's also not in comic panel form.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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Anonymous
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>>12558661 What the actual fuck.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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This is the final of part 1. I screwed up on the order. It should have been the long panel first then the other two so just read it as top panel then long panel then bottom panel. Clockwise.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558661 That gave me cancer again. Friend of mine has it on her shelf next to pinhead.
Anonymous
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558661 No. No, no, no. This is my first night having beer in many months, don't ruin it for me with that thing.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558726 This panel
>>12558536 was just for you since you said you hate Spiderman.
Anonymous
i havent lold from k in ages. hats off
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12558536 Welp, that's one way to take care of him.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558758 Did someone say hat off?
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558740 YES. YESSSSSS.
Alcohol-imbued Nerk likes this.
Anonymous
>>12558778 ushanka, ear flaps down
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12558787 Well this infusion may prove to be interesting,
name an idea for his next set.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558791 Chinese straw hat painted red
Anonymous
How long does this normally take you to do Dawn?
Anonymous
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This is some great OC. I approve.
Anonymous
That Comic Sans MS... and I don't even know why, but I find these offending. Playing with kids' toys and guns like that. Childish.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558803 Deadpool and the use of Hoppes as Anal Lubricant.
>MFW Rolling Rock doesn't give me the mystery allergic reaction most beers do Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558825 >Saging an info thread >"That Comic Sans MS... and I don't even know why, but I find these offending. Playing with kids' toys and guns like that. Childish." >Being a faggot It's 2012 bro, it's about time you realize that Red's one of the few people who contributes on this board. He uses the action figures to both incorporate humor AND illustrate the process for disassembling firearms.
I'm drunk and even I see this.
Anonymous
>>12558846 All it did was make sure his post did not bump the thread. That is all sage does.
Anonymous
>>12558846 But...autism
>Their is an excuse for even the slightest faggotry Poon Herder
>>12558846 >Drunk Nerk is best Nerk. Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558812 Process from Idea to Posting takes four or five hours.
Generally I start with something then take about two hundred photos of batman or whomever else while I do it.
The panel where he gets sent flying by the receiver cover actually happened when photographing. I forgot that I had the bolt pulled back so when I pulled up the pin on the cover it went flying into the door like a rocket throwing CB to the ground. There's a dent in my door from where it hit. I laughed my ass off for about five minutes.
I have no idea what the dialog will be while photographing. I have a fair idea of a couple words I'll use or lines but that's it. It's not until editing that I figure out what will fit in a given space and what makes sense.
My grammar is horrible on some of the other things not said by CB and so is my spelling but I wonder if I should break them up over a two day process because by the time I am writing the dialog my brain is fried.
>>12558828 When spidey dies for sure Deadpool will deliver the final blow, that may be an interesting way but it also has to be informative.
>>12558825 I grew up playing 8bit video games and most of my imagination fun was with GI Joes and any other figures like them. I never outgrew that because it's nothing to out grow. Rarely do I play with them anymore like I used to as a kid but I use them to illustrate how to do certain things.
Far too many info threads are dry to the point of being mummy dust. This brings a special bit into the mix.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12558804 I'll raise you an M10M, couldn't find my ushanka, and my point and shoot is dead, so I guess frontfacing camera will have to do
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558858 >Implying informative threads don't deserve to be bumped over shit like ATF threads ur a faget
>>12558860 But I don't want autism. I want ass burgers!
>Mostly because I'm hungry >>12558863 <3
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12558892 mm, tasty slices of ass
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558889 Countering with Boonie and Santa Beard
I am getting a Czech Z mask this week in the mail, so happy. My Israeli is nice but it's not useable with a long gun because the drinking tube is on the right side.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558889 Fuck you nigger, M11 is where it's at.
>MFW blue asbestos DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12558903 I need to pick up an Israeli, the Czech's a bit big for my face
Poon Herder
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>>12558889 Damn it.. that just reminded me I need to find my M10..
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12558875 Okay, okay. Let's see here... How about Spiderman on the J-22, with a CB asskicking towards the end. You know, because the new Spidey is black, right?
>Jennings >Black >Pick two DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12558910 Asbestos makes a great condiment.
Anonymous
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12558910 Mormon Jihad on you
Ok so I have in the works I guess Deadpool killing spidey while CB is there with a Jennings J-22 and using Hoppes no. 9 as lube while they try and shove it up spidey's ass...
um..
I think I will just let what happens happen.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558927 Condiments make great anal lube.
Anonymous
>>12558875 Good to know.
I never think about OC for /k/
If I happen to take a few pictures /k/ related then that is good enough for me.
However, not to derail
>Wake up >Go to basement >Go to wash clothes >Open window >See this NOPE!
Anonymous
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"Communists" nowadays are just edgy teens.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12558959 >2012 >not using Hoppes no. 9 pleb.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12558963 NO FUCK YOU AND THAT SPIDER. NERK NO APPRECIATE ARACHNIDS.
>>12558956 I could fap to that.
The Deadpool killing Spidey, not the Mormon Jihad.
Anonymous
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>>12558892 Just saying.
There has been a study done on child health and how what we feed children while they are growing will effect the microbes in their intestines and how it makes the children autistic.
So in a way, feeding your children hamburgers when they are young will result in aspergers.
>Picture slightly related DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12558963 I had one of those lurking around on my front porch a few days ago, made a makeshift torch using an old wooden stick and a few paper towels, roasted it pretty good
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12558971 I bet you think it's pronounced "pleeb."
>MFW the plebian scene in White Collar Anonymous
>>12558999 Black widows are the only spiders I rightfully hate.
The others are good, some are bad.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559002 is that just cause I'm technically classified as a hillbilly?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12559010 I have a hatred for Recluses
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559014 I don't discriminate against hillbillies.
>MFW my first (illegally) procured gun came from a family of pot growers known as "The Squidbillies" DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559053 Ah, what I meant is being classified as a hillbilly comes form the Region, like Appalachia, and to a lesser extent, the Ozarks
had fun meeting with Early? did Granny give you trouble?
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>thread goes off topic which 99.9% of my threads do >goes to spiders >think "Well this is really off topic." >remember I just did a comic with Spiderman >mfw I remember I am an idiot and forget it five seconds later
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559068 Bye Red. You're a bro, have a good evening.
Anonymous
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>>12559068 >I would like to make a series of them. Please do sir!
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559065 Region has nothing to do with it.
Hillbillies live in Phoenix, Arizona, the 6th largest city inna USA! USA!
Unless you talk like a caveman and make/grow controlled substances against the law, then you a hillbilly.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559094 Oh Thank God
thanks for that clarification.
Poon Herder
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>>12559065 >Dat feel when you grew up in dat der Appalachia area. DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12559068 well, you've already knocked out three, a series already seems to be underway
Anonymous
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>>12559068 Do you have an similar guns made by different producers?
If so, and idea would be batman would be "cheating" on other rifle by playing with that other rifles.......twin?cousin?sister?
Ever show needs some drama once in a while.
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
I took a long ass break and this is the thread I first lay eyes upon?>I have hope for this world.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559107 Fuck God. I demand proof from him many months ago and that trip never provided it, even after saying he'd email it to me.
Heart surgeon my ass, that nigger's just another trip who don't contribute anything to this board.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559137 OH GOD PARIS.
I have missed you my friend. I have truly missed you.
Challenge: what is one of your first pictures in your /k/ folder?
Anonymous
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>>12559137 You should take another long ass break, claiming more fuel makes spudguns more powerful, and that excessive fuel can explode a spudgun.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559141 I think I remember seeing you two discussing that, but then I got bored and fucked off to /wsg/ back when I could find some decently amusing gifs
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559148 you making your obrez
> simpurr question. Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559155 We even discussed it in a google doc I made for an AZ meetup that never quite came to fruition.
He claimed to have a pre '86 Swedish K, and yet the only gun pic he ever posted was of a bolt action rifle. At one point he claimed to be researching a new heart disease, and yet I hear nothing of said disease (in-laws are all fucking doctors too).
Smells fishier than a $5 whore's vagina.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559162 It... It's really you.
Welcome back Paris, pls dunt go plox.
Poon Herder
>>12559170 >$5 whore's twat. Gross..
So Nerk, why are you drinking beer?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559170 Thanks, now I can't eat seafood without thinking of Herpes.
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559173 gotcha.
my laptop of which I had to get fixed last time shit the bed again so I decided to get an Acer tablet. pretty cool except live streams are laggy.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559179 A six pack wandered home today.
>Waifu: "Nerky-derky, I want a beer." >Me: "Okie-day." >Beer arrives >Waifu no want beer >Nerk drink beer >>12559181 Like you eat seafood anyway, Mr. DEEPWOODS HILLBILLY.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559201 Well that blows.
What have you been up to lately friend?
Poon Herder
>>12559202 Aw, how cute.
I can't stand beer, it's how I know I didn't grow up as a redneck.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559202 We can import!
and have Red Lobster, if you can classify that as Seafood
>>12559221 Beer has always left a bad taste in my mouth, whiskey on the other hand...
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559221 >I've been drinking beer with my parents since I was a freshman in high school >MFW after several beers I had to drive a kid from Phoenix to Chandler and my stepdad says, "Hey fucker, you have to do a shot of tequila before you go!" >MFW one night while drunk off my ass pic related showed me how to use two quarters to lure squirrels out of hiding to shoot them Good god I'm a redneck.
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559210 well the main reason I was gone was that I took up piano and I've been studying Chopin basically all summer.
also saving up for a Steinway that I'll keep in my family.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559234 Did you stew the squirrels?
BUTTES
>>12559234 >trailer trash >redneck One of these is you, and the other is not
Dan The Viking
>>12559234 LIVING THE DREAM
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559227 Ha... Haha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>12559236 Well aren't you a classy son of a bitch?
I've been up to a lot of no good.
Say, you oughta email me. In the email tell me where you got your trip.
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DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559249 Yeah yeah, laugh it up, At least I'm not roasted alive during the summers
Anonymous
>>12559141 >>12559170 so god is a lying faggot? i thought so from the start but people kept sucking his dick because he posted some bullshit stories.
Anonymous
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>>12559244 Buttes, you're a faggot.
Go back to /k/ chat.
Poon Herder
>>12559258 C'mon now, AZ isn't that bad.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559270 yeah I know, I'm kidding around with Nerk
I used to give so much shit to a childhood friend who moved to AZ about her being a Desert Dweller
Poon Herder
>>12559276 Lulz.
>Dat feel when Ohio felt hotter than AZ does, damn humidity Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559243 No.. We couldn't shoot where we were.
>feelsbadman.png >>12559247 Well.. I have had a helluva ride so far.
>>12559244 >YFW I've never been in a trailer park DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559281 >tfw Arkansas was hotter than AZ this summer Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>12559234 >using two quarters to lure squirrels Neat.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559258 >HURR DURR Suck my Prickly Pear covered penis.
>>12559267 In my opinion, he lies. The unkept promises of proof are really my only proof though.
>>12559276 Desert > everything else
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559303 Yeah well...Trees>Cacti
Poon Herder
>>12559295 I heard all about it by a friend who lives in Arkanfuck
>>12559303 I was neutral on the whole thing, but I have a feeling you're right.
Anonymous
>>12559303 He still posts, why not ask when he comes about?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559310 Hell I hid with relatives in Oklahoma for the entire month of June.
Poon Herder
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559249 classy enough to ride a Victorian bike 40 miles for a bike marathon in suit and top hat?
why yes. that classy.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12559327 ah Oklahoma City isn't so bad, not many places to shoot, but H&H is fine, if you don't mind some rather uneducated salesmen.
Anonymous
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>>12559312 i asked him some time ago and his excuse was that they are stored elsewhere.
then he managed to produce a timestamp and it was some cheap ass bolt gun (might have been a reminton 770) and i think there was one .22 rifle. however, i recall him saying that he owned a shit load of various guns. he's like one of those 13 year old pathological liars that say they own everything desirable, a family member owns it, or he has access to it.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559309 Cacti:
>Bear fruit >Some are edible >Can easily be used to create natural barriers >Require little water >Are in dry environments that won't rust yo guns Come at me treefag.
>>12559312 He has my email and promised to send proof. Some time later, with no proof, I asked again. Nothing. So what would make this round any different?
>>12559310 I don't try to be a dick about things, but for fuck's sake, back your shit up. Even I've offered up a shred of proof about my past. In fact, lemme do it again. Pick fucking related.
Anonymous
Well we have bowtie still at least.
>>12559337 You hardcore nigga, you.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559330 I <3 you.
Better email me bitch.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559337 Aww Sheeit
Alright, I concede defeat, Hell I'll probably move out to Arizona eventually, 'dat 0 on the Brady bunch scorecard
Poon Herder
>>12559337 Yeah, he was supposed to post his licence with info blacked out, never did. I wonder if he still talks to Skele.
>>12559355 We're trying for negative numbers this year.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559346 i so hardcre dat hipsters listen 2 me
>MFW no one gets the reference to the shitty genre of "music" Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559337 If i didn't know better, I would think you were a negro if i saw that picture.
But I do know better.
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559352 I did like, 10 minutes ago.
Poon Herder
>>12559362 I thought he was an older mexican man at first. Then I laughed when I found out I was wrong.
>AZ almost always means mexican to me. DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559369 Don't the Mexican Children outnumber the White children in AZ?
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559355 >Tripfag >Admitting defeat NO! YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, NO MATTER HOW RIGHT THE OTHER PERSON IS.
>MFW I thought we had a 2 on the Brady scoreboard >>12559357 Me too... Skele's not the brightest of us. Remember that "deal" we talked him out of with Andy?
>>12559362 Hey, fuck you. I'm black as shit. I smoke Swisher Sweets when my woman's out of town and listen to crap music.
>>12559365 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>Isnotfrench Oh lawd.
Anonymous
>>12559337 Prickly pear have the best fucking fruit, ever. I could live off the stuff. It grows as a pest out here.
Heard from Admin yet Nerk?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559379 Oh right, FAGGOT AR>AZ
Anonymous
>>12559379 >Remember that "deal" we talked him out of with Andy? Expound please.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559369 lolwat.
>>12559376 Duh.
In fact, lemme give you a brotip:
NEVER go to the skate park/ rec center on 67th Ave and Encanto in Phoenix. I don't care how desperately you want to get high and fuck, it ain't worth it. The spics have the skate park and the nigs have the rec center. A race war can start over something as dumb as a skateboard being run over, and next thing you know you have to stab a nig in the gut to escape.
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559369 >nerk as a short stocky older Mexican with a straw hat My sides
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559379 yeah I think after a year and a half or so of having this trip I should have put that one out there.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559394 any safe buildings to sit on unseen to watch this event if it occurs?
Poon Herder
>>12559376 Yes they do.
>Me in HS. 2K kids, 90% Mexican, 4% Asian 5% Kneegrow 1% White. >>12559379 Yes.. Yes I do.
>>12559394 I know, right?
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559380 Oh yes friend, I heard from him. Discussion will continue tomorrow. He had a meeting to attend to and I had beer to ingest.
I do believe that I shall become an importer though.
>>12559385 NO AZ > EVERYTHING YOU FUCKWAD.
>>12559388 It involved booty. Lots of booty.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559406 Mm, Booty...but I digress
Yeah well...
AR>AZ
which makes AR god-tier.
Anonymous
>>12559406 >Lots of booty. I'm hesitant to ask how that works. So Andy was disreputable after all?
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559379 >swisher sweets All the real niggas smoke black and milds.
At least up here they do.
Doc !MandP.GTQs
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can someone (OP) RAR this up and email it to me? email is in field
Anonymous
>>12559402 >4% Asian 1% White. And yet you got the girl.
You walked away from HS a happy man.
>Never finished HS >Chose to work instead of attending school >Walked away with a trade instead. >Not happy but content. Anonymous
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>>12559406 Excellent, and I'm just waiting on a call from another bloke, regarding some prototypes, I smell some money in my immediate future.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559417 They smoke Meth and crack here.
At least they're all corralled on one side of Town
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559412 Boo-tay. Boo-hoo-tay. BOOTYBOOTYBUTT.
You know you want it.
AZ > your milkshake
>>12559414 Andy's alright, Skele's just a whore.
>>12559417 Black and Milds cost more than Swishers. I know because I sell them all day long.
>>12559395 FUCK YOU I WISH I WAS MEXICAN>
>>12559400 Is good humor. Now i go to toilet to piss.
>>12559401 Nope. Most of Phoenix is single story buildings, especially in areas like 67th Ave and Encanto.
>>12559402 He a dumb nigger, even by my law-breaking standards.
Poon Herder
>>12559419 >Me dating anyone here in HS. Naw.. I wasn't that desperate.
Did I get poon? Yes I did. I've got stories I could tell, but won't, since this isn't the place for it.
1% = maybe 20 kids by the time I left that hell hole.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559435 Damn, no free entertainment for me.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
Jesus you fucked up my thread
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>12559424 Well, they do that too.
Ever since they took down the cages(projects) they have been slowly creeping out here. Which reminds me, I need more guns.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12559447 I fuck up lots of things.
Anonymous
>>12559447 We made it BETTER. What kind of /k/ thread doesn't derail?
Anonymous
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>>12559436 Oh wait...sorry I thought you were nerk.
I am not all here tonight.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559437 You could always do what I did:
>Be in the center of it all >Stab nigger in the gut to get to bus stop to escape >>12559419 I got the girl.
Anonymous
Poon Herder
>>12559459 Mah niggah.
>Also not knowing story behind my name-faggotry. Feels bad knowing that he's a virgin by choice..
Anonymous
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>>12559459 Yeah, that post was meant to be directed towards you.
I am not having a good day.
Doc !MandP.GTQs
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>>12559447 >>12559447 Red, send me this fucking archive man
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559447 You can't stay mad at me~
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559435 So swisher is for them broke ass niggas, then.
You can be a Mexican, bro. You just have to believe.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559459 >Does his stabbin with boolits Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559455 >>12559460 Actually that was directed at Doc Jesus and he got the joke.
Anonymous
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559480 >Be nogunz at the time >Used crappy folding pocket knife >Nigga screamed despite the fact the blade barely went in him >>12559468 >Virgin by choice lolno
>Story behind your namefag Don that Slipknot shirt, we got some herdan to do.
>>12559478 Swisher = nigger
Black and Mild = poor black man who is polite and always has enough cash
That is the rule of thumb in Arizona
Poon Herder
>>12559498 Yeah.. "by choice."
And funny enough, I have it on already.
>Out today operating in poon-opertations operationally. Oh god.. I've smoked both in my youth.. what does this mean for me?!
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559498 What about white owl?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559498 Nogunz is a damn shame
Then again I was technically hazguns at 13 due to my grandfather giving me his old Remington 1100 and 11-87
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559509 "by choice"
STILL LAUGHING.
I still need my ICP shirt.
>Cannot into herding without it It means you're the nigger who tries to buy a carton of Newport menthol shorts with EBT.
>>12559511 Little known compared to Swishers, and it is a cross between the Swishers and Black and Mild. Half have the money and ID, half don't.
And don't even mention fucking Optimo. No one buys Optimo.
>>12559514 Became hazguns at 17 when I bought the XDsc in pic for my grow house. Saved my ass, that little fucker did...
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559537 I'm a bit curious, care to regale us with the story?
Poon Herder
>>12559537 Indeed.
Did you see Sebas saying he wanted to "Hang out/go shooting" with you the other night? I noped right out of the thread.
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>12559537 White owl is a bit more popular up here then. Or it was, haven't seen it in a while.
Nobody buys optimo because they fucking suck, even by black standards.
Anonymous
>>12559550 He finally became what the crazed stalker-troll says he is huh?
Poon Herder
>>12559572 Seems so.
>Perfect opportunity to have an "accident." DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559582 I'd like to think the Accident would be Self Defense on Nerks part
Poon Herder
>>12559592 Of course.
>Hotdog comes at Nerk with his hotdog suit and AR, low ready. >Nerk draws and drills two fowtah five aye ceh peeh inna chest. >Becomes the hero /k/ needs. Anonymous
>>12559592 There are maybe 4 people I'd willingly do a meet-up with, and he is NOT one. Revelation of identity would make me hostile at best.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559547 tl;dr
>Partner tried to rob me of self earned drug monnies Long story is pic related. FYI, I've kept myself in clean business for a while now.
>>12559550 I noped through the roof.
>>12559592 Like I need to be arrested. I would not like to miss a day of work.
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
>>12559606 Nerk has a hot dog suit?
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>12559623 No the hotdog guy does.
It's not even a good hotdog suit.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559618 >Implying they'd find the body Poon Herder
>>12559609 I'd meet up with a few, and that's because I've talked to them for a good while now.
>Nerk, Skele to smack some since into that boy, AZFag.. oh wait. Pap and that's about it. >>12559618 Yeah... I've seen the shoots and shit he does, nope.
>>12559623 No.. AFESHotdog or w/e his trip is does, and wore it to a shoot. >Spencers hotdog Halloween costume
paris !iHOv/Pm9ks
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559636 >Implying I want to lug several cut up pieces of Hotdog into the desert and incinerate them with thermite Shit costs money and time yo, and since money is time, that shit costs money^2. I can't afford to lose money^2.
>>12559639 >dat mlp shoot Anonymous
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What has the little bastard been up to lately, anyway?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559650 Eh, Guess that's fair, being in the catering business is a pretty easy deal, So Traditional jobs are a bit foreign to me
Anonymous
Ivan Chesnokov is gone bro and your shitty attempt at ripping him off with action figures is insulting
10 inches soft !K00XKAb1CY
>>12559618 Oh shit, i remember reading that awhile back on /k/, i didn't know that bit of history was your life i thought someone had anonymously posted that.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
Hey Doc, this is for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-qyBKAXnhg >>12559660 Catering business? Tell me more.
>>12559662 ur a fagget
Anonymous
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>>12559662 Oh hey, you came to the party 2.5 hours late, but have a seat anyway.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559671 Small Operation, self run, usually do weddings, corporate events, and cater lunch to local clinics, I can have long periods of time off, Holidays kinda suck, as I rarely get time to relax
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559662 Just because you noko'd your post I feel I should respond in a manner befitting the content of said post.
SHIIIIIT DAWG! YO yo yo yo yo! You see dem Batmenz? I mean Holla! That one is all red like the bloods yo. You know what he's saying about Spidey. SHIIIIT! Can't happen because Commie is Whack! Spidey is Black! Oh shit Redguard he be saying racist shit like White Ghost Triple K and Uncle Ben is a Rice Mother Fucker! DAAAAAAMN!
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559690 Interesting... How much do you make from that?
>>12559667 Nope, it's all Nerk.
>>12559707 I'm drunk and what is this.
Anonymous
>>12559727 What you just saw was the call of the Africanus Melaninus, using his second hand knowledge of pop culture to assert his dominance among his tribe, and perhaps secure a mate.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559727 varies from the size of the job, lunches get around $180-$240 after expenses, weddings can jump around depending on what they want, same for Corporate events
Anonymous
>>12559707 My mistake,
But seriously please tell me how you're not ripping off ivan
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559727 Translation
Oh my good sir. Do you think I could have a moment of your time and attention? The two batmen figures, well one appears to be read and Slavic in mannerisim. Spiderman is African American. Good sir Communist Batman is talking about the Aryan Nation and Klu Klux Klan as well as mentioning a popular brand of rice with a gentle mannered African American as the seal on their packaging. I say.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559747 Look at any Ivan post that's been capped and look at my comics.
Do you see any similarity except that they both appear to have bad slavic english?
Poon Herder
>>12559750 Oh you.
>>12559690 Need a semi-skilled bar tender?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559762 Sorry man, no liquor license
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559750 >>12559739 thank u 4 translating goobys
>>12559743 >Making as much as I do in a week >In a single day I would love to go all aspie and insult you, but... You're a bro. So good for you, do me a favor and land more jobs.
Poon Herder
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>>12559766 You don't actually need one if I recall, but the location does? I dunno, it's late and varies by state.
>Welp, time for booze. DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559771 Will do, try and get a raise okay?
Anonymous
>>12559771 Nerkleton...
I think I might know you?
Must find out for sure..
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559747 RED DAWN POST SILLY SLAVIC BATMAN IN EDUCATIONAL COMICS TO CONTRIBUTE TO BOARD OF WEAPON. IVAN USE CAPS AND CONDEMN BUBBA.
Anonymous
>>12559756 The general comedic effect of Ivan was his slavic english it was funny and original at the time, and still is because of it's originality
you've taken his idea and added a batman figure
at least give credit where it's due
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559771 Nerk plz
And with that I am out for the night, Adios all.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>12559781 His idea?
Guess you never heard of this guy. Ivan did something that could have been funny and could have been bad. Oddly it was both. I laughed a couple times but I don't care for it. I did not steal his idea, His idea came from Yakov. Who's idea came from older comics.
Next you'll be telling me that since I used a DC figure that I stole the idea for my comic from DC.
I say goodnight sir.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559778 Heh, will try to. Probably will within a month, although I doubt it'll be more than $0.10.
>>12559779 Ask me anything and I shall answer truthfully. Unless it's how bug my dick is, then the answer is always "bigger than yours and just small enough to fit in yo' woman."
>>12559782 red pls
Anonymous
>>12559806 Ever spent any time in Queen Creek/San Tan Valley?
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559816 None at all. Been in Central Phoenix since I was three.
Poon Herder
>>12559825 Y u no come down here?
Anonymous
>>12559794 that would be true had you not posted it on /k/
ivan brought the idea to /k/ and you've ripped it off without even giving him credit
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559831 y u no come up here?
At least you have a vehicle that runs on internal combustion instead of your legs.
Anonymous
>>12559825 Ah, nevermind then. Also living in Phoenix, though. Good to know of fellow /k/ommandos around,
Anonymous
>>12559838 Hey, autism, let it go.
>Here comes the accusation I'm Red Dawn. Anonymous
>>12559844 Also also, Phoenixbros. Holy shit this storm.
Poon Herder
>>12559842 I know, I need to get plates for it though.
>Also, gotta wake up at/before 6am on Saturday for der shoot. DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559842 >How I imagined Nerk's means of travel upon reading that Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559850 >>12559844 PHOENIX FUCK YEAH.
Anyone think we'll break 4 inches of rain this year?
Also, be nice to Circle K employees.
>>12559852 >Plates >Using roads >Not riding through the desert like a true badass Anonymous
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>>12559845 >you disagree with me you must be autistic >i enjoy comics made up of posed action figures Poon Herder
>>12559861 If she would handle it, I so would.
>Dat feel when Tucson has gotten way more than 4 inches this year. That reminds me, went to a new range the other weekend, was good times.
Anonymous
>>12559861 It's headed that way.
And I like my Circle K's employees.
Damnit now I need to closely examine the workers at my Circle K for signs of /k/ommandoism.
Anonymous
>>12559781 >ivan >original LOLNO. IVAN with his capslock and limited vocabulary was just a /k/-related copy of CAVEMAN (2003, world4ch/4chan) played by SEMPAI'S PLEASUROUS NUTRIENTS/BOOF/Shii/various other nicks
God, I hate the fact that 99.99% of today's 4channers won't even know what I'm talking about ;_;
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559856 >Implying I don't ride a killdozer powered by a treadmill >>12559871 >More than 4 inches By the emperor, what heresy!
>New range I've been to one range in my whole life. Inna desert is the way to go.
Anonymous
>>12559878 "That'll be $4.53."
"So... you look like someone I'd operate tactically with."
"Sir?"
"Got an Asian wife?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559884 >implying you couldn't convert this into a stoneage killdozer Poon Herder
>>12559887 Oh god yes.
>>12559884 I wanna go inna desert to shoot, just need to find a good spot to do so.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559878 I hide my /k/ommandoism well. But if you ask for all the money in my drawer and then say, "Fuck, I forgot my gat," I'll tell you I'm from /k/ as well.
Poon Herder
>>12559901 That.. could end badly.
Or very awesome, I dunno.
Anonymous
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>>12559883 > ;_; you must be oldf4g xD
Anonymous
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>>12559907 Ask him about the new shipment of Optimos.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559887 That would work as well.
>My coworker's face when he says I CAN be rude to customers and I tell him I used to be able to shoot them >>12559890 I suppose so, but do I look like a Stomemason to you? #TINFOIL
>>12559898 >Away from town >Away from people >Away from police >Begin shootan Anonymous
Hah! Stopped right before the flooding reached my door!
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559914 innadesert/innawoods is the best place to shoot, No pants-on-head retarded rules to interfere
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
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>>12559907 Nah, any nigga who forgets his gat will get laughed out of the store. Hell, any nigga who brings his gat will get laughed at.
>"You're gonna shoot me for a roll of pennies?! SHIT NIGGA YOU DUMB!" Anonymous
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>>12559920 Or innaprivateland, holy shit does that feel good.
Poon Herder
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>>12559914 >Hfw he's actually met you at work and didn't know it. >>12559920 The rang(s) I go to aren't pants on head.
>Dat feel when I miss being able to go out in my backyard in OH and shoot all day long. Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559917 Awesome!
>Rain is gone here as well Holy fuck, are you by Point Tapatillo?
>>12559920 Inna desert is best inna. Cacti, nigger.
And bro tier BLM employees who think Obrez's are 100% legal.
Anonymous
So many Phoenixbros. Need to get together at Shooter's World for an evening or something.
Poon Herder
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>>12559939 Seems to be a fair amount of AZ bros on here.
Anonymous
>>12559936 I'm about ten minutes away, actually!
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559939 >Shooters World Oh HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO.
Well, actually, as long as it's not SGC I'm good.
>MFW SGC had a store in Glendale >MFW they refused to sell me 100 boxes of .32 ACP because "it's illegal to sell handgun ammo to anyone under 21" >MFW I went to Walmart and bought the same ammo ten minutes later No wonder the Glendale location of Scottsdale Gun Club failed. Well, that and they couldn't get a range.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559950 North or South of T Bird?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559936 actually now that I think about it, we get small scrubby cacti here sometimes
>recalled little Divine Surgeon running about and getting needles and other pointy shit cause I grabbed a cactus without thinking about it Anonymous
>>12559958 South. I'm sort of by the Airport.
>Inb4 windowless white van pulls up Poon Herder
>>12559968 Don't feel bad, a few /k/ommrades know where I live. And no party van or drive by shooting yet.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559966 >Be toddler >Be on Luke AFB >See "fuzzy" cactus >Grab cactus >Spend rest of day crying as needles are plucked from hand >>12559968 Okay, I know this will sound creepy, but what are your nearest major cross streets?
If you're near me I'm gonna piss my pants.
Anonymous
>>12559973 Night /k/ isn't like that and day/k/are has neither gun or transport for the act.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559977 in my defense, the cactus tasted good.
Poon Herder
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>>12559981 Most of them do.
>>12559979 I know, and the few people who do, I've talked to or actually hung out with.
Anonymous
>>12559337 You do know that has five leaves, not seven.
And that firearm is a POS.
Anonymous
>>12559977 Oh no, I'm not close enough for you to, say, hear a gunshot.
Ten minutes away by freeway. Nearest major cross streets are 44th St and Thomas. But that's still pretty damn close.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12559992 44th and Thomas... Holy balls, I used to live not too far from there.
>>12559991 >Has never raised a plant before >Has never fell victim to the sheer beauty of AB-10's DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12559998 I personally would want a Calico over an Intratec, but that's just me
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560009 The Intratec is like a Luty BSP managed to fuck a drunk Glock in a club.
y u no like?
Say, is Calico still in business? IIRC their site hasn't been updated in years.
Anonymous
>>12559953 Innadesert works just as well. Probably even better.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560018 I don't think so, although
>'dat 50 and 100rd Helical mags Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560019 Meeting /k/ommandos to shoot inna desert has yet to get me shot/killed/raped, and I've done it three times.
>>12560020 And now I can't find the pictures of the anime that uses a Calico...
I do want one of their .22LR or 9x19mm carbines though.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560022 Calico was used in an anime?
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
Poon Herder
>>12560022 >Yet being the keyword, and we have yet to meet. Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560031 herder pls
>>12560023 IIRC it was one where the Holy Grail would grant a single wish. Some guy had a T/C pistol, WA2000, and Calico.
Poon Herder
>>12560035 Nerk-kuun kudasai.
I mean, for fuck's sake, I didn't get to rape bowtie. Although... I think 10 inches soft did..
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560043 >Raping Bowtie Dammit, why wasn't I invited
oh right distance barrier
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
>>12560043 I don't know what you called me, but fuck you.
>And thus my saved bacon grease goes to waste Poon Herder
>>12560046 A badly translated "please"
>>12560044 Next time we'll invite you. We're taking turns and then we're gonna leave him in a ditch for the snakes, vultures and other animals to feed upon the body.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
>>12560048 I'll be sure to bring the Banjo, it can be deliverance innadesert
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
I FOUND IT NIGGERS. I FOUND IT.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Fate/Zero WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST:
>>12560029 DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
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>>12560051 IMFDB needs to update their shit
Poon Herder
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>>12560050 Awwww yeah!
>>12560051 Speaking of animu, I'm watching Slayers. Not too bad.
Nerkleton !DbGDOiQ88.
AND NOW I SLEEP.
DoctorJesus !!MMbl7Gq/mta
KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI
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>>12560051 This looks awesome, why have I never heard of it before?
Anonymous
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>>12560062 The paranormal doesn't exist.
Anonymous
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>>12560023 Calico made an appearance in a Crying Freeman comic in early nineties - don't ask me which one, but was wielded by hot female assassin/yakuza gangstress...
Anonymous
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Calico in Eraser was best calico
