I bring forth a tale from the crusades
"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummmmmm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round of somfin'? Me an my boys -"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly away from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armour offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ... "
"Cease!"
"Aww yeahhhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY"
"Ugh! Yeah! Uh! Yeah"
"Thine black lance be barbed and mutilated by jewry!"
"Uh! Uh! Uh!"
"Nubian, cease! Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHHH"
"HALT YOUR PUMPING O' THE MILK OF NUBIAN BREED"
"DAYYYYYUMMMMMMMMMM"
