Him the Transvestite
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>/k/-boy 15/10 would fap to
Frank Castle !!RH/8vbF3a+8
Anonymous
Anonymous
Not night until there's an innawoods going.
Anonymous
>Tactical pants thread >Tactical gloves thread Not yet. Wait till the sun goes down on the west coast.
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis
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>>12949967 >>12949965 Damnit. aiight, innawoods thread once the tacticool threads die
Anonymous
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I don't think so. There's two threads about a helmet, and a pair of pants. The value of the two items combined is $3250.
Anonymous
>>12949910 Night /k/ is barely noticeable from day/k/are anymore.
Just as many shitty trips, just as many shitty threads, fewer overall people posting so the shit threads get bumped by retards and the others all die off.
Here, a 3dpd loli for condolences
Anonymous
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not until squid leaves forever
Skele-Nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>12949954 we have our centerfold... Papulu.
RX-79(G) Ground Type !!tYaSmFki5xQ
Nope, but check this shit out.
Anonymous
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>>12949967 Jesus fuck there's a gloves thread as well? I only saw the helmet and pants...
The sun is down, day/k/are should be over by now...
KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI
Anonymous
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Not on a Friday it isn't. Best night I've seen /k/s were 2am EST on weekdays.
Anonymous
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>>12949910 >implying it's ever not day /k/ according to that pic Oilcan !!5QnC1gvDvhi
Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny
>>12949998 Isn't that a Garand? Also, what can't you kill with that?
Anonymous
Is this what's in a /k/-boy?
Milo !!S5IcUd7+FgV
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>>12949910 >hamburgers I'll have 1 or 6 of those, please
Anonymous
It's night /k/ There's an active homosexual thread on /k/ and no one's shitting on it too much. Lots of respect out for it. I think it's night /k/
tripfag
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>>12949965 Then were are in eternal darkness.
Waiting Watching Praying for day or for sleep/
Anonymous
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whaddaya think?
Anonymous
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>>12949990 the only diference is that people act all high and mighty because they don't have to get up early.
which is moot since, hey, /k/ids have nothing else to do either.
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
Well, I just woke up, so i guess it is!
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
>mfw night /k/ starts around 5 AM local
Anonymous
>>12950023 >Too skinny >Wouldn't fuck Had a girl that skinny once. Felt like my dick was between two china plates.
NO THANK YOU.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Wait three hours.
Willis Mc/k/illis
Well on a completely different note, /k/ chess
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
>>12950100 Do that what ass do.
Skele-Nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>12950091 lucky fuck.
you missed a thread on czech mg42s for $550 USD
Anonymous
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>>12950100 >china plates. >my faces when Anonymous
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>>12950122 the only way to kill shitposting is not to reply but try getting people to do that.
and OP needs plane fags. pilots, aficionados and jet porn fappers alike.
Anonymous
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
>>12950157 Saved, thank you.
Anonymous
>>12950141 > Do that what ass do Wat
Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny
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>>12950179 I don't know if you like anime or not, but you should try the show. Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere.
Him The Transvestite
>>12950082 >>12950144 On a (slightly) unrelated note, I'm starting the writing for indiegogo now.
I was at the dentists earlier today getting my teeth filled and I didn't feel like writing at all when I could hardly feel my entire fucking face.
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
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>>12950144 >lucky fuck. Not really. That's around the time I usually go to bed when I'm not at work.
>you missed a thread on czech mg42s for $550 USD No, I posted there. BVS is a good shop, btw.
Too busy, but full of sexy surplus. I bought my L1A1 there.
Anonymous
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>>12950197 take some fresh air
Anonymous
>>12950141 Anal sex is nice, but with my recent experience, I imagine a skinny girl would be the similar way.
You'd feel the tail bone as your fuck that ass.
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
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>>12950197 I just woke up.
Skele-Nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
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>>12950204 Got it, email me for any questions, or post on the doc.
Anonymous
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>>12950217 You must have either been screwing an anorexic skeleton girl or there was doo doo in there.
Anonymous
>is it night /k/ yet? >thread is now about anal sex Yup, it's night /k/.
Anonymous
>>12950023 Good lord, get that girl a cheeseburger. She looks like a 12 gauge would break her in half.
Also, she's about to have a black eye.
So no, that's not what's in /k/-boy. This is what's in /k/-boy.
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
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>>12950241 Tripfags gonna derail.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>12950217 Skinny girl = tighter hole
as far as buttsex is concerned anyways
Fucking Guns Everywhere
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Huzzah, night-time /k/
Anonymous
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
>>12950139 Why is this not NATO vs. Warsaw Pact?
Anonymous
>>12950250 Sweet jesus would I rack tap bang that.
Anonymous
>>12950139 White
>Pawns: 9mm >Bishop: 5.56 >Knight: .308 >Rook: 12 gauge (red) >Queen: .30-06 >King: .50 BMG Black
>Pawn: 9mm Mak >Bishop: 5.45 >Knight: 7.62x39 >Rook: 12 gauge (green) >Queen: 7.62x54R >King: 12.7x108 Fund it.
Anonymous
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>>12950197 Aint nothing but bitch ass
Anonymous
>>12950250 Wheh da fuck are dey helmets!?!
Anonymous
Oh shit, I love nightime /k/! Guys, anyone up for a Hood Life synchtube or something? Last time was a blast.
Anonymous
>>12950300 Aye, so would I.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12950309 The 5.45x39 looks suspiciously like 5.56 to me.
Anonymous
>>12950348 I should have specified that's what I think the pieces should be.
Not sure where 12.7x108 could be found, though.
Willis Mc/k/illis
>>12950295 didnt even think of it
Anonymous
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>>12950348 It's a spy. Execute it for glory of Comrade Stalin.
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
Quoted By:
>>12950348 >The 5.45x39 looks suspiciously like 5.56 to me. Shit Vasili get it together.
Anonymous
>>12949910 >making faggy drawings nightime /k/ is gay
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12949910 That pic would be accurate if they were all jerking each other off under the table on the right there. Otherwise yeah, pretty close.
Fucking Guns Everywhere
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>>12950380 >nighttime /k/ is gay Get the fuck out of here
Anonymous
>>12950364 >dude that's gay >no bro, my granpa told me they did this in Korea >but those were hookers man >bitches and whores man, we don't need 'em >well... i guess. but no touching, we're not faggots, we're manly men >no homo >... >...dude you're yanking my dick >no homo >... >go faster Anonymous
>>12949910 Frank Sinatra is my favorite singer in history and every time I clean my guns i put on "The Summer Wind"
10/10 would relate
Đecadent Zombie !YsZNvNhC5s
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Like any story this was story starts flat and boring...and probably will continue that way. Khe Sahn, 1968 still hung over from the night before i lumbered around the base, the faces were a blur to me as i yawned. It was midday and unusual to have it so quiet...That's when i realized i partied so hard i wound up in an NVA base without their or my knowledge of the event. Soon panicking i ran into a bunker where several officers and an elderly man with a name tag were discussing something. They turned to face me as i stared dead back them, for a moment there was complete silence before the older man came forward "American invader what you doing heer?!" he spouted. with out thinking i lunged at him and delivered a haymaker then, grabbed the officer to the mans left and pull his gun away from him, shooting the them both and leaving the old man on the floor of the bunker before grabbing an SKS and going into the forest, running for my life
Anonymous
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>>12950397 >ten minutes later, half the group has dissapeared under the table >thirty minutes later, everyone is gone Anonymous
>>12950345 I got a boner from that MG3.
Willis Mc/k/illis
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
>>12950353 >Not sure where 12.7x108 could be found, though. Yurop joint drills. Ask a T72 tanker nicely.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>12950420 Isn't that the point of /k/-boy? To get boners from the girls and/or the guns?
Hipster !!XluVQNIACns
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>that feel when I realize that night /k/ is probably better due to everyone mellowing the fuck out due to alcohol as well as bedtime
Anonymous
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They should have a bar like that. Walk in, sit down, put gun onnacounter, and eat and drink. Fuck.
Anonymous
>>12950434 You're a Czechfag, though. Where can us Amerifags find them?
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
>>12950358 Pawns:
5.45x39
5.56x45
Knights:
9x18 or 7.62x25
9x19 or .45ACP
Bishops:
7.62x54R
7.62x51
Rooks:
23mm KS4
12GA 00B
Queens:
12.7x108
12.7x99
Kings:
23x115mm or 30x165
20x102mm or 30x173
Anonymous
>>12950309 You play this game surrounded by guns. When you take a piece, you load it in and shoot a target. Final Victor is determined by a points system which I don't feel like coming up with right now, but yeah.
Anonymous
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>>12950463 Scratch that, two seconds after posting I found x108 on PSA of all places.
Willis Mc/k/illis
>>12950465 Queen is a more powerful peice, queens are always bigger on chessboards
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
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>>12950421 No, only mildly homoerotic.
pathsofglory !!L/tDtT62c7H
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>>12949910 I, for one, like our new drawfag.
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
Anonymous
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>>12950343 You had me at hood life.
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
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>>12950478 Yeah, but the 50 is more versatile.
577Tyran !xz2GTyn0XE
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>>12950398 brofist.
I often reload to this Sinatra tune in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhYchnDNfA facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:05:42 No. 12950516 Report Aha! Now I've got all you faggots right where I want you!
Anonymous
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>>12950478 I thought kings were the bigger pieces.
Being the most important one on the board and all.
Anonymous
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>>12949910 >No awkward, silent autist holding his slav/ARshit in the corner, away from both groups. Hipster !!XluVQNIACns
>>12950516 CALM THE FUCK DOWN, BRO
Anonymous
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It's nighttime /k/ when the thread becomes about coyote dick bones being fired from shotguns. Anyone got that screencap?
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:15:17 No. 12950607 Report Hipster !!XluVQNIACns
>>12950607 DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING DO IT
Anonymous
>>12950607 EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Willis Mc/k/illis
Quoted By:
>>12950558 CALM DOWN YOU GUYS
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
Fucking Guns Everywhere
Quoted By:
>>12950516 Nice camera focus there.
Now drop it nice and easy like.
Anonymous
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i actually got a job this year so i've barely browsed /k/ every two days in the afternoons. frankly i don't like how this place is just an endless stream of people with no willpower asking for shopping advice or camwhoring. is this the best you've got? is this what the board calls good now?
Anonymous
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>>12950645 It's Britain time, mother fucker.
Fucking Guns Everywhere
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>>12950645 What the actual fuck.
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
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Back the fuck up 'cause I won't hesitate to use this.
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:22:45 No. 12950688 Report >>12950631 Stand and deliver!
Đecadent Zombie !YsZNvNhC5s
Quoted By:
>>12950645 you're just askin for a brainin
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>12950645 Hory shet.
/genuflects
Anonymous
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>>12950638 HEY STOP RIGHT THERE! Wait..... HOLY JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND!?
Anonymous
>>12950434 You are Czech? Little brother you are remembered. T80 driver.
My English is not as good as you.
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET MY CAMERA CHARGED.
Willis Mc/k/illis
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>>12950688 CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU NIGGERS
Triadhaze !OudrPWaUDQ
Everyone back the fuck up.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12950732 You the flame alchemist or some shit?
Anonymous
>>12950688 COME AT ME, YOU FAGGOT
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:28:58 No. 12950749 Report Quoted By:
>>12950732 OH GOD, I THINK HE'S GONNA DO IT!
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>12950688 or the devil, he may take you.
Hipster !!XluVQNIACns
>>12950732 BRO
CALM DOWN BRO
Anonymous
Willis, will you be our lawfully wedded drawfag?
Anonymous
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Gentlemen, let's remain civil or people will start being removed from the premises.
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
You see what you made me do /k/? DO YOU SEE!?!
Anonymous
>>12950772 awfully dreaded, you say?
Him the Transvestite
Anonymous
EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!! (I nearly cut myself making this, I hope you guys are happy.)
Anonymous
>>12950772 the pain.... it's too soon...
Anonymous
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>>12950737 Dumping the rest of my IDF girls folder
Anonymous
Anonymous
Triadhaze !OudrPWaUDQ
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BACK THE FUCK UP!!!
Anonymous
>>12950785 Hey
Hey Lee
Lee
Hey
You left your email tab open
Anonymous
Đecadent Zombie !YsZNvNhC5s
Quoted By:
>>12950761 calm the fuck down before i crush you
Skele-Nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
RustyNut !!LE4NS7TrhVC
Quoted By:
everyone back da fug up
Anonymous
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>>12950748 HAVE AT THEE, KNAVE!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12950782 Wait, what pain is this? Did I miss something?
>More SKS girl Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12950811 our old drawfag was unfairly murdered by the tyrannical mod
nevah forget
Hipster !!XluVQNIACns
>>12950785 IT'S FUCKING ON
also I gotta go, bros here
see ya all later, have a good night~
Anonymous
>>12950811 You don't remember our drawfag?
He was one of the greatest drawfags on 4chan, but then he got banned IIRC
Anonymous
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:37:01 No. 12950829 Report >>12950780 >>12950761 Pokemon battle, now!
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis
>>12950748 FUCKING FAGGOTS
Anonymous
That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
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>>12950781 I actually stabbed myself with the M9 making the pic.
Who the hell keeps their bayonets sharp, Murrika. It's like you made them to hurt people.
Fucking Guns Everywhere
Anonymous
>>12950761 you /k/ame to the wrong thread mother fucker.
Anonymous
Inspector !AI5ZZMUz9c
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>>12950785 A shiny gameboy appears, BIATCH!
I can;t take a picture, but it's one of the see through ones.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12950818 >>12950826 Ah, our ever-wise silencer mod? I wasn't around to see this, I'm afraid. Must have been one of those time periods I wasn't on /k/ often.
Willis Mc/k/illis
Anonymous
Anonymous
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:40:20 No. 12950861 Report >>12950840 Oh no, a couple guys know my gmail!
>you fuckers better no spam it Ребенок танк
>>12950723 >>12950779 Changing name, but I wish I can join you friends in gun game, but laws are to tight, and I am not working with them.
Anonymous
>>12950852 Fantastic!
By the way, it's an open relationship with /an/
You're okay with that, right?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis
Anonymous
Anonymous
I think it's safe to say it's night /k/ now.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12950861 Don't worry champ, we would never do that.
Oh, by the way I signed you up for the weekly GIAT Industries newsletter, and your rifle is in the mail, cheers!
Anonymous
Fucking Guns Everywhere
>>12950861 I was considering it but figured it would be too creepy to send you an e-mail stating "you dun fucked up"
So no worries, not sending you anything, too much work.
Anonymous
Hello niggers I am from day /k/ I have come to fuck your shit up, now what do you recommend .223 or .556?
Anonymous
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>>12950880 I'd agree. The faggots taking pictures of their gameboys have been replaced by girls with guns. That other Czechfag !!WDhFxky5/4o
>>12950862 Don't worry, Russian bro, there'll be enough guns for everyone once the nukes fall.
If you bring me an SVU I might just forget about 1968.
Fuck, I'm leaving for my cousin's wedding in two hours.
Not sure how to fit sleep in there.
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:46:25 No. 12950915 Report >>12950890 I have actually posted that one on /k/ before as contact info. No issues ever before from /k/.
Anonymous
>>12950903 Come friend, embrace the joys of /k/-boy.
Anonymous
>>12950861 Just FYI this shit is automatically archived and that picture won't actually be gone for another month or two. Polite sage for non-contributing.
HarHar !!1Hwhb/8q3Q5
Anonymous
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>>12950927 Yah, but no one ever checks TriggerDiscipline, or whatever the /k/ archive is called.
Fucking Guns Everywhere
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>>12950915 *no issues ever from night-time /k/*
If it was day it might be a different story, lol
>"Add my gamertag on Cowwadooty man" Anonymous
RustyNut !!LE4NS7TrhVC
>>12950915 I accidentally doxed myself a while back. Even with all the anons that hate me on here, I only got a postcard from an Alas/k/an and a blabla from michaelangelo. No pizzas, prostitute or dragon dildo.
Anonymous
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>>12950833 I'm about to go tactical pasta on these bitches!
Anonymous
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>>12950946 dildos are not cheap
Anonymous
RustyNut !!LE4NS7TrhVC
Fucking Guns Everywhere
RustyNut !!LE4NS7TrhVC
Anonymous
>>12950842 Back right the fuck up, Homie.
Ребенок танк
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>>12950914 Enjoy the wedding, friend.
I am in the army, you think I have the money for one? haha. I like you. I will kill you last. But you have my deep condolences, friend.
Fucking Guns Everywhere
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>>12950972 I was about to say, the Springfield was my second guess.
Willis Mc/k/illis
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:53:57 No. 12950990 Report I THERE NO ONE WORTHY?!
Fucking Guns Everywhere
>>12950972 Got any good wallpapers of that? That actually looks like a good setup for one, lol.
>Wallpaper thread? facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 06:55:14 No. 12950996 Report Quoted By:
>>12950959 lolwut
I am afraid i might get one now. Those things creep me out.
Anonymous
>>12950990 when I was a kid I imagined that when I was a Marine in Iraq I would be playing gameboy in my Humvee when we are on standby or some shit.
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 07:07:55 No. 12951086 Report Quoted By:
>>12951053 Well, I did play pokemon when I was in the Army, to ease boredom and for lulz but i used my red one, not my coveted blue with saved game from childhood.
legate fancyphone !!4NXpo4R13tx
>>12950976 B-back the fuck up homie
Anonymous
>>12951053 Then you'll love this story
>Be leaving Afghanistan for R&R >C-130 out of Salerno >Look over and see guy playing with a gameboy in his hands >Proceed to yell over the turbines >Me: "Hey, what are you playing?!" >Him: "Pokemon Red!" >Me: "That's awesome, kick Gary's ass for me!" Anonymous
>>12950990 I applaud your taste, especially selection of Starmie, but for future reference the mathematically/autistically best team on Blue/Red/Yellow is:
Dragonite
Articuno
Hypno
Charizard
Exeggutor
Nidoking
Willis Mc/k/illis
>>12951116 draw so hard motha fuckas wanna post me
Ребенок танк
Night /k/ want military stories? I have some of my own. No cum on view glass though.
Anonymous
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>>12951124 That's a funny way of saying
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
Mewtwo
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 07:17:01 No. 12951171 Report Quoted By:
>>12951124 I have a few secondaries i switched in between, and they included some of what you listed. The starmie and gengar are a match for a standard lvl 100 Mewtwo. The Mew, Mewtwo and Zapdos I always used.
Ребенок танк
>>12951154 I am talking about funny ones. Or is this lost to pokemon?
Anonymous
>>12951178 Go ahead, I'm listening.
Willis Mc/k/illis
>>12951178 Post, I could care less about pokemon
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 07:22:54 No. 12951226 Report You bitches have no idea...
I studied Sun Tzu and read On War twice in developing my team. The other kids on the playground stood no chance.
>>12951178 Completely lost to pokemon
Anonymous
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl
facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 07:25:35 No. 12951254 Report Quoted By:
Alright, I'll stop now.
Anonymous
Ребенок танк
>>12951201 >>12951220 I do not know how to greentext, so I will post in a similar way
military exercise
small size, not much money flowing around (this is post-soviet Russia here)
using laser game system like americans use
find hull down position in wooded area
commander: wait, what tanks do these guys we're fighting have?
loader: the new T-90
commander: shit. Okay, Dmitry and Misha (Loader and I), out and place a shit load of dirt and grass on our tank. take extra shovels.
do it
takes a few hours
front of tank is now blind
about an hour later
gunner: "enemy" tank spotted sir
commander: hold, let them drive on.
we wait
its like the air is turned to water to make us sweat much
T-90s stopped and surveying woods
they decide to fuck it and advance
wait more
they drive right past us
we had a damn field day a few minutes later
got "killed" when I was told to turn tank to front them
too much dirt around tank, blocked, could not turn in time
but probably got five to eight of them
it was a good day
Anonymous
>>12951309 It's just using the ">" symbol.
And please, post as many as you can. That's awesome.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12951363 please contain your homosex
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>>12951348 >this is all? I will see if it works. If you are lying, I will end you. joking. >Veterans from FDW rotated onto our base >they're sharing stories with older guys in my company >sitting with "new guys" (I was in my 2 and a half year) >close enough to hear them >one talking about how he had to stab some fucker >says his knife was jammed in hit stomach, had to shoot to get it out >one guys calls bull shit on him >says knife can't get stuck in a stomach like in ribs >fight ensues >non-veteran experienced soldier gets ass kicked >find out later veteran was MVD Anonymous
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>>12950250 >into /k/-boy >not into history of GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND ...
please
Anonymous
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>>12950870 I also hate to bring this to you, but she cannot be Russian, assault rifles are only allowed for own of civilians as military honor. And she does not look like a soldier to me. If she is, she can't be in Russia, but then my argument would be worthless, so excuse me.
Ребенок танк
Anonymous
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>>12949959 to each, his own bro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12950854 >filename Please correct that.
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>In training >raped Just kidding. I get sickened when I hear of people saying that. If it does happen, then it was most likely a 1 in a million chance. And doesn't that happen in America too? Anyway,>In training >Driver school >getting personal help from instructor >someone opens hatch to tell instructor he wanted something (I don't remember, forgive me) >starts to talk, stops >with position I am in, and instructor crouched to see what I can see to, he says he thought I was being mouth raped like those things in "aliens" movie, but with an actual person >jumps down, hits instructor on back of neck >knocks him out and slumps down >face goes pale >Oh shit he said >climbs out of the tank faster than you could imagine a man could (now a T-80 is a very hard tank to get out of, your steps are not below the hatch so you are on an backwards angle, this was fixed in a later model) >instructor wakes up minutes later >doesn't even ask what happened >hops out of tank I never saw that recruit again, I'm assuming that he was beat as well
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>>12950995 Well I could make it into a wallpaper fairly easily, I have a lot of lightbox photos like that.
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>>12951516 >he says he thought I was being mouth raped like those things in "aliens" movie, but with an actual person Spewed mah drink.
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>>12951516 Are you kidding me?
My briefs center around Russian's being unprofessional because of rape.
Of course my CO fucking hates me.
If ONI had a rape expert other than the command SAPRO, I'd be it.
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>>12951524 Toss some up mah nigga. I liked the one with the monkey and the Springfield for some reason, but since the photo was in portrait instead of landscape its kind of a bitch to use as a background.
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>>12951547 I'm happy you enjoyed that
>>12951552 No. And if it is common, they keep it quiet pretty fucking good
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>>12951555 alrighty
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>>12950472 Should the shooting be independent on the chess or be dependent?
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>>12951516 >in training >raped I laughed
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>>12951516 they only call it rape when it's a woman and she regrets it afterwards.
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>>12951576 I'm not sure, our intel might be bad then.
or at least the stuff I use. I always try to insert rape an unprofessionalism when we talk about the Russians and their will/center of gravity
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>>12951612 I've seen that picture elsewhere, but not in that resolution, thank you much
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>>12951602 > putting classified shit on a thumb drive u wot m8
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I should probably go back and retake these lightbox pics, my photo skills have improved a good bit.
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>Christmas >shitting with platoon in barracks >smoking, drinking, partying, etc >One man opens the door to our barracks >Has a woman with him Have you people seen 9th Company?>name her Snow White >won't have sex >people getting mad at man because he brought a "whore that is broken" >small skirmish, girl winds up getting punched in her face accidentally >knock on our door >hide girl under bedding and give her pillow to cry into to quiet it >small talk, "nothing here sir" >doesn't believe us >tries to enter >more lots of pleading and repeating nothing here >could say he was still suspicious, but he left anyway without examining >Remember when I said we were shitting in the barracks?
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>>12951634 These are pretty damn good already, they would be damn fine if you retook them.
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>>12951601 Is that what your feminists call it over there?
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>>12951628 I forgot I made most of these a year ago.
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>>12951636 Forgot to add that the person at the door was an officer
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>>12951636 >people getting mad at man because he brought a "whore that is broken" Going to go take a piss and hope I don't shart while laughing and pissing errywhere.
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>>12951655 I think I will, to.
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>>12951667 I'm going to have to use that term to refer to any woman who doesn't put out from now on. Thank you my friend.
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>>12951627 >mfw I googleimage some of my pics and get results Fucking Guns Everywhere
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>>12951682 Go ahead. Happy I am being enjoyed here by someone at least
I'm thinking you have seen 9th Company then?
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>>12951715 I know of the movie, haven't yet gotten around to watching it. I work nights in a detox clinic. (Drunk tank) and it leaves me little time to watch movies and such. Tonight is my night off so it's /k/ time.
Also, I'm sure other people are reading your posts, I'm not the only one who has replied to them.
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>>12951226 >Mewtwo >Bodyslam Anonymous
>>12951226 Considering how much tactics have changed in the past 100 years alone, are either of these texts really relevant anymore?
I'm asking honestly, I'm not just trying to stir shit up.
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>>12951715 I saw it, the snow white scene was a little weird and felt like a liberal arts class. Solid flick
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>>12951715 I saw and loved 9th company it's great if you love slavshit, snow white and subtitles. Also the the bent barrel PKM is hilarious.
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>>12951226 >On War >Not 'The Art of War' Legatus Fancius !!o+hMc04ZB0d
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>>12951792 On War is a completely different book from Sun Tzu's The Art of War.
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>>12950821 yo ass is grass mo' fuckah
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>>12951792 I take it you've never heard of Carl von Clausewitz.
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>>12951810 I see you like playing Pokerman
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>>12951672 Ok, that one made me cringe/laugh.
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facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 08:32:13 No. 12951832 Report Quoted By:
>>12951792 cannot into Clausewitz can you?
>>12951734 lol I know. its cheap as fuck
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>>12951732 What do you work as? Could you try to explain better, I don't understand.
On this point, how is my english holding up?
Anyway, continuing with more
>Moving (what is the english military word for this?) with the company >have to go through a farm >one tank refuses, says he known how hard it is working on one >command vehicle is yelling with the anger of Zeus on a stormy day in a shit storm >tank is still reluctant >now this farm is fucking huge. probably five kilometers and a half square. > tank turns paralel to farm >starts driving >says he's going around it >fuck it, we're waiting for him >a few hours later >"Cherepaka element 2, we are out of fuel. Can someone send a truck for us? >leave tank, take a piss >piss of anger and hatred >I pissed Cherepaka in the sand and later someone took a shit in it for good measure I wish my camera wasn't stolen. It was a really nice camera, had all my pictures on it.
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>>12951810 should have said "yo ass is grass, and i'm a fire... type."
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>>12951842 "humping" is the appropriate term
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>>12951859 Why do they call it that?
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>>12949910 >>12949149 Yes, yes it is night /k/.
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>>12951842 "Detox" here is a another term for "Detoxification" where a state-funded facility is placed so that when police or hospitals get drunks or drug-addicts they can send them to Detox instead of jail. Thats the simple explanation. There are many types of detox, and laws surrounding it but thats the general idea.
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Ребенок танк, I like reading your stories! I am not military myself, but what are you? You are in the Russian military?
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>>12951859 Humping only works for infantry.
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>>12951885 Oh I see. I had to use a translator to get it. I was not familiar with that word, but I knew it looked similar
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>>12949910 we love you drawbro
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>>12951906 Yes, I drive a T-80A. beautful power, but not as much control as one would like. I'm glad you are enjoying. It's my first time posting here, so mind me. I have read for a long time.
>>12951911 Yes, I am a tanker.
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>>12951912 Yeah, sorry its a bit tough to explain, even over here when I tell people I am a "clinician" at a "detox facility" people get really confused so I just say "counselor" now.
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>>12951906 Ребенок танк will put hair on your chest
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>>12951916 I love yall too
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>>12951931 I understand now, it is okay
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>>12951931 that sounds like a fun job, how'd you get it?
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>>12951927 Yeah, so humping wouldn't be the appropriate term for you. I'm not certain what it comes from, but it means moving on foot.
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Fuck it, does /k/ want to hear about the Americans that were with us on an exercise? Embarrassing to me, but oh well. You only know my first name if you were paying attention anyway.
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>>12951987 I'd love to hear about it.
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>>12951960 Got a BA in psychology (some non-medical detox units will take you as long as you have a degree of any type though) and applied to places I could. Got hired as a unit transport (visit hospitals, jails, etc.) and as a clinician. Basically a glorified orderly/cubicle worker that does counseling like once maybe a night. Working on a MA right now to move up a bit.
Its fun, until you have some 6' ft 200lb black dude who got drunk and is combative. Then I just have them sit with me in time out until the cops get there and take him to jail.
also, cocaine's a helluva drug.
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>>12951987 moar please Misha, any stories are fine
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>>12951987 You see this man. I love him. I will eventually illustrate his stories once im done ploting to build an underground /k/ bunker
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>>12952034 Why build one? Just buy an abandoned missile silo.
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>>12952050 Thats kind what we're doing....
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This Russiabro's stories remind me that we need to go visit 2ch's /k/ sometime. /v/ does it from time to time, and it work out pretty well for them.
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>>12952010 Fine, hah.
It was another exercise.
>Out in the field, two countries playing battle >very gruesome "fight", old rivalries that many of these men weren't even alive for >driving with platoon to a contact zone >everyone looking for the distictive shape of an Abrams >we call their crew box boys because of the shape of them >commander spots tank >enemy, 1500 meters, 11 o clock! lase and fire at will! >Uh! >click of fire being pressed >"Fuck!" >loader never "loaded" the gun >still moving, ready now >Range? >1300 meters! >Uh! >decide to stop tank so shot it more stable >turret moves down as tank brakes >shot goes into dirt >by now we have return fire coming at us >Misha, get us by that dirt pileup, two o clock >Moving! >drive over to it will continue, just something to hold you over
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>>12952079 >"people got laid at waco" >The game Anonymous
>>12952058 Holy ballsack. Shame I'm down in Oklahoma or I'd come help with that.
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>>12952101 Ребенок танк, I'm loving your stories.
Sexy Saiga, because why not?
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>>12952142 I'm in Florida and I'm participating. Email me or our resident drawfag if you're curious.
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>moving! >turn tank so enemy is at 1 o clock >gunner yells out loudly in anger >sir, I think our stabilizer is out! >Why? >the turret isn't staying whenever we move rapidly >Okay, Misha, hold us still >Yes sir! >Commander, relocate target! >looking... 11 30, 1200 meters! >Uh! >Firing, now! >suddenly view filled with camoflage >"No, no, no, NO! SHIT!" >Lead vehicle drove in our line of fire as we were about to get our first kill >Dammit! Misha, find us a better spot to fire from! >open hatch and peek head out >fallen trees a hundred meters to right >go back in and move >more trees in the way of our view over here >Screw it, advance! >brRRRRRM >Beautful engine whining to life, pure strength crunching through crashed trees >drive a few hundred meters and get commanded to stop >platoon is scattered all over the place >gunner! Three o clock, three hundred meters! headed right to us, but not looking at us. >... Got him! >Uh! >tank stops moving, crew opens up and looks outside >Misha, bring us along close >going now >get close to Americans, they have big grins on their faces >start talking to us >looking happy >hear tank engines >two abrams pull up to us, sensor's hit alarm goes off. >crew is in disbelief >we fell for a trick a tanker never should >wait for exercise to end, get fuel, return to base >meet up with crew of american tank we killed >have a drink and talk about everything with them I remember all but one of their names. Cooper, Ron, and Noah. They were good men, even if they made a fool out of me.
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>>12952235 Oh man, that's a good story.
Anyway, I've put off sleep waiting for your story to finish long enough, so good night Russiabro.
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facilis venire, facilis exire !!uQNUO9jTizl Sat 06 Oct 2012 09:17:29 No. 12952262 Report Quoted By:
>>12951758 very relevant, FYI
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>>12952235 Nice story there, what happened to the other T80 that blocked your view?