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Anonymous No.13356090 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>13356584 >>13362300 >>13363218
Nope thread?
>Be home alone doing school work
>Only noise is the radio I keep on the classical station for ambient sound
>Hear laughing coming from the bed room down the hall
>That's funny no one's ho-DEFCON 1
>No gun nearby grab EDC knife
>look out the back window to the back yard
>Nothing
>look out the front window to the front yard
>Nothing
>Sinks in that the noise came from the bedroom
>Run upstairs, grab my rifle and load up
>Clear the house
>Absolutely nothing
>Be on edge for the rest of the night
I don't think I've ever scaled those steps so fast in my life.
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