What if George Custer and his men were in Monster Trucks during the battle of the little big horn?
Anonymous
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I think I don't want to imagine what would be left of the horses.
Anonymous
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The body is pretty thin though, making the driver fairly exposed.
Anonymous
A bunch of redskins with horses and stick and sharp rock weapons with a handful of guys with a blackpowder or maybe a lever action if they're lucky? On open plains?
Anonymous
>>14548865 Most of them had Winchester lever actions and SAAs.
Anonymous
>>14548925 The natives could get a decent amount of new production cartridge firing guns that easy? How?
Not being sarcastic i'm legit curious.
Anonymous
>>14548972 Settlers. Raids on Army forts and supply couriers.
Anonymous
>>14549003 Hell, the US sold them rifles.
Anonymous
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>>14549003 Ah, sounds about right then.
Scrub !mpQSn0GQj6!!P04JZJWUkBh
>>14549023 >Fast And Furious (1876) Anonymous
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>>14549074 Exactly. History repeats itself.
Anonymous
Would've been a Custer-fuck for the natives
Anonymous
>>14549074 >Fast and Furious (movie) + monster trucks and cowboys Anonymous
OP Custer would of forsaken gas and supplies and the Indians would of overrun them and captured monster trucks. >monster truck + .55 caliber gatling gun technicals
Anonymous
>>14549236 >hunting buffalo from a monster truck Is it bad that I want to try this?
Anonymous
>>14549236 My sides just got up and walked away when I imagined Indians sieging an army fort using captured monster trucks that have been decorated with warpaint.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14549312 Not as much as i want to try poppin' em from a steam engine train and leaving the corpse completely untouched to rot in the sun! :D
Anonymous
>>14549494 Why didn't the engines just live near the railroads and eat the buffalo?
Anonymous
>>14549633 >engines >meant to write injuns >fuck Anonymous
>>14549236 >alternate history with monster trucks >classic wild west duel...on monster trucks >monitor vs. the merrimack, except they're monster trucks >settlers heading west...on monster trucks Anonymous
>>14549633 >carnivorous trains Oh shit.
Anonymous
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>>14549633 >>14549673 BAN TRAINS 1843
STOP TRAIN VIOLENCE
Anonymous
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>>14549644 injuns can't beat thsoe carnivorous trains man
Anonymous
>>14549656 >Assassination of lincoln >Booth assassinates Lincoln at a monster truck rally >Booth escapes in a monster truck >Posse of union soldiers in monster trucks chase Booth Anonymous
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Bes thread on /k/ in a week.
Anonymous
>>14549802 >John Wilkes Booth kills Lincoln with a monster truck Anonymous
>>14549837 john wilkes booth booby traps lincolns monster tuck with explosives and triggers it as lincoln does a triple backflip
Anonymous
>>14549837 >drives through the wall in a goddamn monster truck Style points for booth
Anonymous
>>14549867 >lincoln skyrockets out of it and into his emergency backup rocket monster truck that he then uses to travel to the moon Anonymous
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This fucking thread, it makes me happy.
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Dear /o/ if you're in here please help us make a monster truck for /k/owboys love you okay thanks goodbye.
Anonymous
>>14549878 >inna monster truck rocket ship Anonymous
>>14549956 >with gatling guns fighting carnivorous space trains Anonymous
>>14549983 >that worm from The Empire Strikes Back wasn't a worm, it was a carnivorous space train Anonymous
>>14549956 >Aliens find him and start creating their own monster trucks >Monster trucks start pouring in from the sky >Earth is taken over by Alien monster trucks Anonymous
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>>14548715 the Lakota would have been in these things
Anonymous
>>14550038 >humanities only hope is to create even bigger monster trucks that squirt pure testosterone from the exhaust pipes Anonymous
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>>14550016 I have to go now. I wish this thread well. Archive this, my brothers! AAAAH MOTHERLAND!
Anonymous
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>>14550077 >I need this because I have low testosterone Anonymous
Guys, monster trucks that use a GAU-8 for propulsion
Anonymous
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>>14548715 >implying the outcome of that battle wasn't a good one, and arrogant, incompetent military commanders don't deserve to get assblasted whether they're on our side or not Anonymous
>>14550099 >nuggets for the poorfags Anonymous
>>14550099 >>14550113 >spinners, powered by recoil >of the guns mounted on each spoke. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14550153 >hoppes 9 for motor oil Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14549377 >1873 >Army fort on the western frontier >"I think the Injuns are planning something, they've been getting desperate." >Injun's warcry sounds out from behind a hill >"They're here!Get ready colonel, post your men on the walls!" >More Injun warcrys >Suddenly, followed by the warcrys is all 1450 horses of power of a 540 Merlin big block revving up. >Union soldiers are terrified at the sound >7 monster trucks come charging over the hill >They circle around the fort as gunfire is exchanged >A monster truck driven by Chief sitting bull ramps off of a burm and crashes through a wall >None survive the vehicular onslaught Anonymous
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>>14550177 >running down cavalry on monster trucks The only warning was the toot of the horns and the roar the the Merlin.
Anonymous
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>>14550134 >>14550153 >mfw liberals would start trying to ban monster trucks on account of 'assault spinners' or 'assault shock absorbers' Anonymous
While searching for monster trucks to turn into /k/ approved versions with photoshop I found this.
Anonymous
>>14550307 >what /k/ wants > >what /k/ can afford. Anonymous
>>14548715 how well do monster trucks stand against IEDs?
could we armor them up and stick guns on them?
Anonymous
>>14550383 Better question: can you plant IEDs everywhere a monster truck might be driving?
OP
>>14550356 >beer keg engines Anonymous
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>>14550307 sweet mother of fuck
Anonymous
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>>14550415 Oh shit I didn't notice that.
Anonymous
>>14549218 ....FUCK YEAH!!!
Anonymous
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>>14550356 That's still pretty boss
Anonymous
THIS THING NEEDS ARMOR PLATING
Anonymous
>>14550307 I would pay to see him launch that missile
Anonymous
>>14550569 >traffic jam?! I came prepared. Anonymous
>>14550411 IEDs on roads you can mister Boobla dulla muhammed?
WE DONT NEED NO STINKING ROADS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(lol the lot and lots of monster trucks commercial just came on!!!)
Anonymous
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>>14550641 also, these would be how tanks work
monster trucks are now offically /k/ related
Anonymous
>>14550641 >ragheads don't know about my suspension Anonymous
>>14550621 More so that it is pointed directly at his front tire
Anonymous
>>14550667 DAMN IT US MILITARY!!!!
INVEST IN THIS SHIT!!!
THE WAR WILL BE OVER IN DAYS!!!
Anonymous
>>14550675 Maybe he jacks the suspension up even further to launch it.
Anonymous
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>>14550534 This man knows what the ladies like
Anonymous
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>>14550689 Correction: He can only launch it in the middle of a jump
It has gone from crazy stupid to crazy stupid awesome
Anonymous
>>14550687 Landmine?! You mean they popped a tire?
I GOT RUN FLATS BITCHES FLAT TIRES DON'T STOP ME
Anonymous
THESE THING ARE BADASS
even when crashing they're badass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNw7CL23h08 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14550738 >0:52 It's like flying, but on the ground.
Goddamn do I want one.
Anonymous
>>14550793 >implying you wouldn't want one Anonymous
>>14550728 and since they're basically dune buggies (modern monster trunks are of dune buggy design) we can basically just destroy those fuckers in iran and not give a fuck.
and they're easy as shit to repair.
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>>14550793 >ITT all of the fudds who know what kick ass means fixed that for you.
Anonymous
>>14550842 >like this but larger Anonymous
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>>14550818 Well played sir.
Anonymous
>happening happens >implying /k/ dosen't pile inside a giant monstertruck with nuggets pointing off all sides.
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>>14550887 and tougher and more badass and a fuck ton scarier.
especially when we run the enemy over.
"explosions you say? you mean, road bump."
seriously, those tired have to work as some sort of shock absorbency.
Anonymous
>>14550921 thats some awesome it must be a war crime.
"THIS IS THE AFT!!! SURRENDER YOUR WEAPONS!!!!!"
/k/:
FUCK YOU!!!!!
*MOTHER FUCKING ENGINE ROAR WITH REBEL YELLS!!!*
ATF: JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS!!!!
and the rest....is history.
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>>14550921 >SHTF >drive into the forest in one of these >'I'm going innawoods' Anonymous
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>>14550921 10/10, would drive innawoods with
Anonymous
>>14550961 somebody get Willis on this stat!
Anonymous
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this thread is so much win im crying.
Anonymous
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We should get this archived
Anonymous
fucking just cause 2 proved how awesome this is.
Anonymous
>>14551131 >floats on water I pray to thee Murdercube, let it be!
Anonymous
>>14551332 why float on water when you can attach ssome jet engines and just fly over the water?
Anonymous
>SHTF >ATF come to edge of woods >negotiator: COME OUT WITH YOUR WEAPONS DOWN AND HANDS UP! >Nothing >RESPOND OR WE WILL TAKE LETHAL ACTION >all of a sudden..... >one thousand head lights >500 gigantic engines roar >2000 rebel yells >500 massive stereo systems playing the solo to freebird >all 5000 members of the ATF collectivly shit their pants. >.... >....MONSTER TRUCKS WITH GUNS!!!! >history remembers this day as the day some serious ass beating were laid down all across America >A bald eagle lands on a monster truck driven by jesus is launched from a A10 Warthog hitting the ground killing a group of niggers who happened to be there and races down towards the white house and ramps of a ramp made by the warthog useing his bullets in on spot (in short, a ramp made of bullets) and launches into a 500 yard long 100 yard high jump right into the oval office landing on obama turning giving him polio and giving fienstien aids as the truck continues to drive and does a backflip off Michael Moores fat mountain face into the air as fireworks go off for no reason other than MURRICA!!1 and the founding fathers rise form the dead to be the eternal body guards of the constitution and killer of democrats and Neocons.....and a Random Star explodes because why the fuck not and alien babes come down and pair up with every american as our personal sex toys. >MURRICA!!!!
Anonymous
>>14551348 I see no good reason why not.
Rocket-monster truck destabilizing small countries in addition to smashing down fortresses, why not?
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>>14551348 Patent this shit and sell it.
Anonymous
>>14551386 oh my god...that is awesome....
someone archive this thread.
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
Anonymous
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>>14551490 Oh sweet Jesus my sides
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14551386 Could this be the start of a new copypasta?
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>14551386 Never change, /k/.
/salutes
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>>14551386 MY DICK IS AS HARD A PROSTHETIC LEG!!!
Anonymous
>>14551490 >implying era ... oh god.... call 911... somebody just stole my sides
Anonymous
>>14551386 For Immortality
Anonymous
>>14551642 oh shit i just noticed that!
>>14551490 could you make a comic out of this:
>>14551386 ?
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>>14551682 i so proud of my writing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
>>14551690 Its going to be a very long comic
But yes
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14550307 If you tell me that damn thing can fly i will BRRRRRRRTTTTTT all over the place.
Anonymous
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>Willis thread >MY JIZZ WHEN
/k/im jong lulz !!gU7ve98enhE
This thread has reached American of the purest level.
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>>14551811 It can probably bounce to absurd heights
Anonymous
>>14551772 hell yeah nigga hell yeah!!!
Anonymous
>>14551877 i keep imagining the song "Cat scratch fever' playing with monster trucks, i have no idea why.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3twRkEBvnfI Anonymous
Anonymous
>implying he's not driving
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>>14551950 >you cwant huwnt wabbit fwom dat! Anonymous
Anonymous
YOU SEE THIS SHIT!?
Anonymous
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>>14552217 who write this stuff?
its fucking gold!!!
Anonymous
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Would it be too outlandish to have gull-wing or scissor doors on a monster truck?
Anonymous
>>14551856 >2013 >Not dinosaurs Anonymous
>>14552217 4/10
You forgot the guns
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>>14552337 see
>>14552217 dinosaurs on monster trucks.
step it up fool
Anonymous
>>14552356 its a dinosaur....its an automatic weapon.
Anonymous
>>14552378 gau-8's installed in the dinosaur's mouth
Anonymous
>Dinosaurs >Monster trucks >Machine guns
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14552517 dear lord in heaven that is awesome.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
vote for this thread HERE
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
>>14552217 I America'd so hard I had to stop drawing and punch a liberal in the face.
Part 1 of ?
Anonymous
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>>14552712 DEAR LORD ITS GLORIOUS!!!!
MORE MORE MORE!!!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14552712 >Brady Tears Yes
Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>14552712 I'm going to need more of this.
NOW.
Anonymous
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>>14552712 >monster truck calvary charge supported with the BRRRTT i...just creamed my pant!!!
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>>14552712 my head is exploding from the awesome.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14552712 MAOR!!!!!
JABBA THE HUTT WANT MAOR!!!!
FEED ME SEYMOUR FEED ME!!!
Anonymous
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>>14552712 so do you have a website for this stuff or what?
Anonymous
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bumping thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14553064 Where is this from?
Anonymous
>>14553091 family guy.
*rolls eyes*
Anonymous
>>14553107 ...what.
What is the context at least?
Anonymous
>>14553125 stupid jump cut about a documentary of fire trucks.
wasnt funny, hate the show.
Anonymous
>>14553136 >documentary of firetrucks If such a documentary existed, I would probably have to watch it.
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>>14553169 wokring on it.
Really]\
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
>>14552947 AAAAAAND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHHAAAAANGE
Anonymous
Anonymous
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
>>14553608 >Put Randy Jackson not Randy Savage Welp. Looks like I need to kill myself.
Anonymous
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>>14553608 >This bird is a bald eagle named Freedom, who sheds a single tear for the honored dead and those that still live in defiance of the ATF's tyrrany. Anonymous
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>>14553608 lynyrd skynyrd and dave mustaine and randy savage?!
HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>14553647 Yo dawg, I liked it, but it was a little pitchy. But you know what, I'm givin you a chance dawg. You goin to HOLLYWOOOOOOD!
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 09:04:25 No. 14553802 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>14553608 i hope like hell that's pre crash skynyrd
it had better be..
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
Anonymous
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toasting epic bread
Anonymous
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>>14553863 disrearguard this, i obviously cant into reading
also southern rock brofist
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
>>14553608 Also take two, because I got my names fucked up.
Anonymous
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>>14553868 oh my god this is amazing.
Anonymous
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>>14553608 Make the wheels bigger and more monstery. this is /k/ you need to overdo it.
Also, make a comic about the great calvary battles of the west between injuns and the whities, except with monster trucks.
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>>14553925 Do I still have that cursed armor on? Was it armor he was using to control the manticore or his mace?
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 09:15:10 No. 14553986 Report The sound of these fuckers is enough to kill someone.>Civil War 2 soon fellow american? >oh really? when? >NOW >First /k/ armored division comes over hill >Instantly, every ATF and UN troop has PTSD from noise >Each different truck has a symbol of america as a grill >Founding fathers, eagles, BRRRRT, barbeque grill turned horizontally >At that moment, fireworks >Red, white and blue, brighter than all the suns in the galaxy >Create new sun made entirely of freedom >ATF/UN now all liquefied from noise >Fire armaments >Force so great, Earth deorbits >AMERICAN JESUS comes down, draped in a flag, wearing a trucker hat >"You have done well" >MURDERCUBE, Ares, Anhur, and all other gods of war descend >Hear drunken thundering voice >OH FUCK, ODIN IS AWAKE >All of them cast shield of pure freedom around america >Earth passes into sun >All liberals incinerated >True americans only survivors >Valhalla is a state now >Repopulate earth, with the blessing of the gods of war
Anonymous
Fuck if only I wasnt on an Ipad...
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>>14550356 they offer you nugget food to get in the van
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>>14554017 >Ipad >Ipad >Ipad Anonymous
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I know I'm a little late for this thread, but I had to hunt down this scan.
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>>14550449 >they make 6+ F&F movies >not a single one includes this MFW
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>>14553986 this thread 90/10
Anonymous
We must include Hell March as we trample the ATF:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqwFhX6Cqg Either that or the one from the first RA, those songs were made for /k/.
Anonymous
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>>14552712 >brady tears OH SWEET JEEBUS MAKE IT STOP
Anonymous
>>14553986 Quiet, you'll wake up John Wayne!
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 09:35:26 No. 14554357 Report Quoted By:
>>14554348 I SAID ALL GODS OF WAR DESCENDED
Anonymous
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>>14549837 >>14549802 >>14549867 >>14549868 this is all i could ever ask for for the rest of my life
Willis Mc/k/illis !!z1HcTUR1EQv
Anonymous
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>>14554448 the most beautiful fucking story I've ever heard!
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 09:45:54 No. 14554548 Report Quoted By:
>>14554448 >Implying nuke >/k/ running rampant in a crater innatrucks My entire body vaporized, and has reached enlightenment. It truly is ogre.
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>>14554448 please god my sides
I think this post gave me asthma
Anonymous
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>>14554448 holy shit monster trucks in the zone
Anonymous
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>>14554448 >Riding monster trucks in a nuke crater My sides have discovered another habitable planet
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This is the greatest thread ever....of all time...this easily tops the 'whip my hair' rabbit gut removal thread.
Anonymous
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>>14548715 Absolutely. Monster trucks defeated communism, and God willing, they will defeat terrorism.
Anonymous
This thread needs to be archived. Now.
Anonymous
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>>14555072 and updated archive
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>>14555072 ALL GLORY TO THE MURDERCUBE!
Anonymous
>this thread
Anonymous
>>14555177 you're welcome commrade.
now lets ride off into the night on our BRAND NEW MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14555273 >that filename damn right
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>>14555281 Check out the white trash hand tattoos in the foreground
Anonymous
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>>14551386 /k/ - a magical place
(so much like original, unknown /b/ ahhhh)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Loonite !q5Gl/BJ9aY
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MURRICA STRONG
WacomKomando !!84iq3l0TMNa
>>14553608 Damn.
Just...
Damn.
brb, masturbating to pictures of the constitution.
Anonymous
upvote this on the archive so it can be permanently saved
Anonymous
>>14555657 >bald eagle cloud Is... is this a thing? If it isnt... Why not?
Anonymous
>>14555686 >chanarchive org/4chan/k/66920/what-if-george-custer-and-his-men-were-in-monster-trucks-during-the-battle-of-the-little-big-horn voted
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Thank god I decided to come on nighttime /k/ today.
Anonymous
>>14555723 >In a recent memo, the DOD announced that all remaining stockpiles of nuclear weapons are being retrofitted to produce a bald eagle shaped mushroom cloud upon detonation. The upgraded armaments can be identified by a stencil of an eagle's claw with the words "MERRY FREEDOM" below it. Anonymous
>>14555823 It's already been archived
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 10:54:33 No. 14555885 Report Quoted By:
>>14555657 >Implying there is any other thing on Odin's earth to jerk off to Anonymous
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>>14555867 >in other news, DARPA has granted funds to Lockheed Martin in order to "Replace every gun in every plane ever, with, like, BRRRT, but it fires like, little missiles, that... that explode and shit" When aproched for a comment on why doing this, DARPA's director said "beacuse it's fucking bitchin" and started humming the Born on hte First of July soundtrakc. Anonymous
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>>14555657 >motorized equinemobiles MY SLIDES
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>>14555413 Is that lizard having an orgasm>
bowtie !lvh0ucuLHw
The fuck just happened to /k/
Anonymous
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM
Ivan Komarov, Protector of Soviet Union !!9rYNYEqmxJM Fri 01 Feb 2013 11:06:33 No. 14556075 Report >>14556061 Freedom.
Freedom happened.
Anonymous
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>>14555875 you have to vote it to keep it on there permanently.
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