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NASA or who ever hold's the world's breath. As of the moment, they have several "dinosaur killers" ready to be used.

How does the world react?

If you assassinate any of the NASA members,the asteroids will be used,using some "Dead Hand" system.

Their Goal is to create a master race on Mars.

In doing so they need crap which would normally bankrupt a very healthy economy.