ITT: Military pet peeves

-NCOs who literally wait outside the PX, commissary, or anywhere on base to catch you for stupid grooming or uniform violations
-Having a butterbar 2nd Lt. fresh out of college throwing his rank around at a seasoned NCO
-morning PT when it's freezing cold
-Dirtbags who do the bare minimum and try to get away with shit who only joined for the money/benefits
-Civilians who automatically assume anyone wearing ACUs is a combat vet who has been overseas
-Civilians who dont know the difference between officers and enlisted or who use the term "army" to describe any branch of the military
-Officers who deploy at the end of the month and come home at the beginning of the next one just for the tax break
-Officers getting held to a lesser standard in some cases
and my final one:
-F***ing college kids who talk over you and try to explain to you how the wars are going just from their studies, even though they were never there