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Situation is as follows:
A military of unknown origin has invaded, Weaponized EMP's have knocked out power within a 100 mile radius of your town.
100 Fire teams of 4 men have been spread roughly 1 team every quarter mile apart to round up inhabitants, and transport them to holding camps.
They are 2 miles away from your house, and closing fast. you can hear screams and fire as they close in.

What do you bring with you, weapons, food, ammunition, etc.