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The First Zombie-Proof House

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So this asshole went and had himself built a 'zombie-proof' house that can only be entered via a drawbridge to the second floor and can be completely sealed behind slabs of concrete.

>“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

>The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

Can any of you fine people spot the flaws?