Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Hey faggots how do you like me and my squad. that's right the government recruited me and my squad young after noticing our awesome call of duty skillz. check out our extended clips, how does it feel that a twelve year old is doing badass covert operations while all you can do is shoot at a range.
