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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Lynch


"On April 24, 2007 she testified in front of Congress that she had never fired her weapon; HER M16 RIFLE JAMMED, AS DID ALL WEAPONS SYSTEMS ASSIGNED TO HER UNIT..."

Wait, what? Out of 17 some soldiers ALL of their weapons were down?

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