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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:11:00 No.8773446 View View Reply Original Report

improved designs for the zombie proof house:

>farm and water tower on roof to ensure self-sustainability
>no surrounding structures for zomby to hide behind
>completely flat wall surfaces, no lip above garage for zomboids to hide under
>walls go up and down remotely so nothing can hide behind them
>edge of roof surrounded with gun-holes or those zig-zag things castles have
>sniper tower
>hidden entrance allows access to roof, fake obvious entrance with decoy elevator leads enemies to a cell in the basement in case they actually make it to the roof

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Calgar !!0BR+ceOpFbl Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:13:00 No.8773454 Report

Quoted By: >>8773490

>>8773446
crenellations...you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:16:00 No.8773462 Report

Quoted By: >>8773474

Needs more than one entrance, Simple as that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:17:00 No.8773469 Report

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You forgot to inculde a sexeteria.

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narphenal !!RYeXqMvbOWq Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:17:00 No.8773470 Report

Quoted By: >>8773497

>Underground house with steel tempered concrete walls, that has an aquifer running under it.
>multiple air vents that run 100 yards in each direction, with air purifiers.
>Zombie proof.

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:18:00 No.8773474 Report

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>>8773462
ill add this also. a second drawbridge would be nice, or perhaps a secret underground way out.

im sending the improvements to the company that designed with fail house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:19:00 No.8773479 Report

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>the house I'm in now, but surrounded by barbed wire
>zombie proof

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:22:00 No.8773490 Report

Quoted By: >>8773506 >>8773507 >>8773511

>>8773446
>or those zig-zag things castles have

You just failed the /k/ test. Those are called "crenelations.", of course Calgar called you out first here>>8773454.

In any case, why are you even worried about zombies hiding? THEY DONT DO THAT!

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:23:00 No.8773497 Report

Quoted By: >>8773527

>>8773470
ideally there would be underground levels. but thats pretty expensive. you also want something above ground so you can farm. canned food and such only lasts about a decade.

also forgot one thing:
>helipad
>camoflauge

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:26:00 No.8773506 Report

Quoted By: >>8773518

>>8773490
in an SHTF situation you also have to worry about your fellow citizen trying to overtake your stronghold. you dont want to give people shooting back any cover.

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TheRedSkull !uxLC4tIV1w Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:26:00 No.8773507 Report

Quoted By: >>8773522 >>8773525 >>8773529 >>8773532

>>8773490
i always assumed "zombies" was our new code for people of african descent ...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:27:00 No.8773511 Report

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>>8773490
I think they mean more like a zombie is just standing there under the lip where you can't see, so you go out thinking its safe and get a nice surprise.

Also all those trees/bushes need to go as zombies/raiders can hide in them and ambush you.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:29:00 No.8773518 Report

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>>8773506
WRONG! That's where you place the anti-personnel mines.

Sorry, GIRL!

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:30:00 No.8773522 Report

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>>8773507
specs on that thing?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:30:00 No.8773525 Report

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>>8773507
>holysweetmotherofgoddowant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:30:00 No.8773527 Report

Quoted By: >>8773542

>>8773497
>canned food and such only lasts about a decade.

When my dad went to bootcamp in the 70's they ate C rations from WW2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:31:00 No.8773529 Report

Quoted By: >>8773534 >>8773536

>>8773507
that thing looks safe until.... LOL TSUNAMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:31:00 No.8773532 Report

Quoted By: >>8773558

Boy, what happens when you run out of food (you eventually will) and have to go find some?

>>8773507

This is by far the best zombie solution.

You can fish for food. Assuming it's a freshwater lake, you can use water from it to drink (either filter or boil it), keep a nice rowboat there for easy and quiet access to land (and, again, fishing). Difficult for other survivors to get in. Throw some solar panels on there and you could have electricity for however long the solar panels last. Extra points for backup panels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:32:00 No.8773534 Report

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>>8773529
ur right those lake tsunami's are the silent killers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:32:00 No.8773536 Report

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>>8773529

>implying there are tsunamis in lakes..,
>implying implying
>implying

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:34:00 No.8773542 Report

Quoted By: >>8773556

>>8773527
>When my dad went to bootcamp in the 70's they ate C rations from WW2.

I've eaten some of those! Lol, infinite shelf life!

brotip: "Spam" used to have an "indefinite" shelf life. FDA of America forced them to put an expiration date on it.

BTW, a dead relative of mine told me about how when he was in WW2, he ate canned bacon from WW1 and nobody got sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:36:00 No.8773556 Report

Quoted By: >>8773577

>>8773542
I would eat WW1 bacon tomorrow if I had the chance.

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:37:00 No.8773558 Report

Quoted By: >>8773562

>>8773532
thats why theres got to be some way to farm from the safety of the roof. plastic containers and soil can be used. indoor farming is possible but it takes energy and doesnt yield a good crop.

im mirin that lake fort idea way more than the OP one.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:38:00 No.8773562 Report

Quoted By: >>8773576

>>8773558
Fort Carroll much?

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TheRedSkull !uxLC4tIV1w Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:39:00 No.8773568 Report

Quoted By: >>8773666

>>8773522
not sure...

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:40:00 No.8773576 Report

Quoted By: >>8773589

>>8773562
it would take a small society to secure that place.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:40:00 No.8773577 Report

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>>8773556
now and then, there is a "taste test" of ancient military food rations stored for this purpose.

the last ones I heard about in the service involved Vietnam rats. Didn't get invited due to a case of parasites. DAMN.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:43:00 No.8773589 Report

Quoted By: >>8773610

>>8773576
If the SHTF and it really was TEOTWAWKI, if you have no like-minded small society around you, doing it wrong.

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BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:47:00 No.8773610 Report

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>>8773589
agreed. with enough people im totally going to hijack that place if the world ends. but if it was just me or a small band of people i would be worried about the enemy trying to take it over or bombing it. its kind of easy to spot.

im sure the gov't already has loads of safe-spots tha make ft. carroll obsolete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:53:00 No.8773640 Report

Quoted By: >>8773646

It takes a surprisingly small garden to provide the food a person requires. With aggressive gardening you could grow potatos, beans, corn and other food items. Add a few chickens for eggs and chicken and you could live relatively well for a long time before needing to go out.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:55:00 No.8773646 Report

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>>8773640
3 to 5 acres per person. I know an Amish homesteader.

fun fact: he built his own waterslide

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:55:00 No.8773648 Report

Quoted By: >>8773671 >>8773945

zombies will never happen. when will you guys realize it?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

General Pants

General Pants Sat 30 Apr 2011 12:59:00 No.8773666 Report

Quoted By: >>8773676

>>8773568
Wasn't that in The World Is Not Enough?

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:00:00 No.8773671 Report

Quoted By: >>8773700

>>8773648
>implying that after major hardship and starvation in an area that people wouldn't completely fill the bill of zombies.

ww1, ww2, any major genocide efforts by a tyrant before someone notices, so on so forth...

Seen any photos from any concentration camp? Humans turned into staggering shambling zombies.

NEXT!

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:00:00 No.8773676 Report

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>>8773666
Needs moar hot vaguely slavic woman.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:03:00 No.8773683 Report

Quoted By: >>8773692 >>8773697

> farm on roof to ensure self-sustainability

You're not going to grow much on a building roof that isn't
a couple of acres in size and nothing at all in the winter.

Maybe a better idea would be a multi-story building with
banks of windows that face south and turn most of the
building into a giant all-season "grow room".

You can live on the top couple of floors and use the
basement and first 2-3 floors (windows bricked up)
for storage.

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Donkeydick Glittertits !3CDajQ7X9k Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:05:00 No.8773692 Report

Quoted By: >>8773918

>>8773683
This is a good idea

and nice choice with the Flat Iron building

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:07:00 No.8773697 Report

Quoted By: >>8773934 >>8774168

>>8773683

Zombie infestation of an office building may be likely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:08:00 No.8773700 Report

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>>8773671

so they would just eat eachother and I would only have to kill 1 person. cool

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 13:55:00 No.8773918 Report

Quoted By: >>8773942

>>8773692
> This is a good idea

And if the interior walls are torn out, you'll get sunlight most of
the way thru the building all day long, plus scavenged mirrors
mounted on pillars and weight bearing walls to reflect light,
greatly increasing growth.

Hundreds of solar panels installed on the outside between the
windows provide a shit load of electrical power, with banks of
deep-cycle batteries on each floor (powering grow lights in
the off-season)

Also, the waste plant mass can be used for bio-gas for heating
or to supplement the solar panels or for use in converted vehicles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 14:00:00 No.8773934 Report

Quoted By: >>8773942

>>8773697

And it'd be fun as hell clearing them out.

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fucking rainbow king of dick suck land !!DDm5Y17CuD8 Sat 30 Apr 2011 14:03:00 No.8773942 Report

Quoted By: >>8774202

>>8773918
>with banks of deep-cycle batteries on each floor powering grow lights in the off-season)

Those last less than 18 months under charge/discharge daily cycles before failing for good
and you certainly won't have the capacity for off-season.

>>>8773934
FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 14:03:00 No.8773945 Report

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>>8773648
The problem with that CRACKED article is it assumes Zombies exist to eat people.

They do not. They exist to spread a virus. Theres a reason all the emergency fema'esq organizations use the zombie template for their highest disaster training. Because a virus that spreads with a 100% infection rate and is blood born that actively makes its host seek out uninfected people and transmit the disease to. IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

One fucking person infected in a crowd of refugees. Imagine the football or whatever stadium during Katrina, remember the doors where locked from the outside. Now put just a single infected person in there.

Even if he is killed, which in zombie lore requires a head blow. Which equals BLOOD SPATTER his blood would be shit hot. You would need to bleach fucking everything.

A semi realistic portray of zombie apocalypse is the Morning-Star Strain. Fucking shit is awesome.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 14:38:00 No.8774168 Report

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>>8773697
> Zombie infestation of an office building may be likely

Take a page from "Dawn of the Dead" (1978) and use
tractor-trailer rigs, panel vans and busses to block the
lower level, giving you time to mount chain-link fencing
over any windows, eventually bricking them up at your
leisure.

And many multi-story buildings only have a few or no
windows on their lower levels, Detroit's Renaissance
Center was criticized when built for its fortress-like
ground floor

And there's probably got a parking garage in the basement,

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 14:43:00 No.8774202 Report

Quoted By: >>8774529

>>8773942
> > with banks of deep-cycle batteries on each floor powering grow lights in the off-season

> Those last less than 18 months under charge/discharge daily cycles before failing for good
> and you certainly won't have the capacity for off-season.

Car batteries then, use the deep-cycle batteries for mood lighting in the sexeteria.

Now I'm not a farmer but I don't think grow lights would be need all that much
anyway, (just to start seedlings) as there would be plenty of natural sunlight
during the grow season and most of that food would be preserved for later use.

You could also rig up a windmill on the roof to generate electricity and even on
neighboring building roofs, running the power back to your Lair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 15:44:00 No.8774460 Report

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does anyone have a picture of that octagonal ocean platform

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 16:09:00 No.8774529 Report

Quoted By: >>8776183

>>8774202

I used to grow weed hydroponically. You often use florescent lights to start cuttings, but they're generally not great for getting good yields out of mature plants. High pressure sodium lights are generally used on mature plants, but they're rather energy intensive.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 02:06:00 No.8776183 Report

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>>8774529
> I used to grow weed hydroponically.

In fact pot would be a valuable crop even in a post-zombiepocalypse world.

The seeds could be used for chicken and fish feed (and people food) and
critters like rabbits and goats could eat the entire plant, and/or it could be
plowed back into the soil as biomass or used in a bio-gas system.

Not having a green thumb, how often would high pressure sodium lights
need to be on in the winter (say, MidWest U.S.) to achieve a 12-month
growing cycle, noting that the building has plenty of sunlight through the
windows and the solar/wind/bio-gas systems are providing sufficient heat?

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