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>Mr. COB?
YES, SIR!
>You're aware of the name of this ship aren't you, Mr. Cob?
VERY AWARE, SIR!
>It bears a proud name doesn't it, Mr. Cob?
VERY PROUD, SIR!
>It represents fine people.
VERY FINE PEOPLE, SIR!
>Who live in a fine, outstanding State.
OUTSTANDING, SIR!
>In the greatest country in the entire world.
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, SIR!
>And what is that name, Mr. Cob?
ALABAMA, SIR!
>And what do we say?