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!!zkyAeytsDSJ No.8776410 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
SOME DAYS AGO I AM COME THROUGH VILLAGE OF SMYRNA IN GEORGIA ON JOB. I AM THINK, "THIS IS HOME OF AMERICAN IMPORTATION COMPANY OF GLOCK AUSTRIAN PISTOL, NO?" SO I PLACE CALL TO FEW GUN STORES. "WHAT IS LARGEST AND GLOCK OF GREATEST POWER? YOU HAVE FOR ME?" AND ANSWER IS "THIS IS MODEL 20, YOU CAN COME TO BUY."

REASON I AM THINK IS SOMETIMES I AM IN WOODS WITH PROBLEM OF BEAR OR WEIRD CAT. IS CLEAR FOR THIS ENEMY THAT BIGGEST RIFLE IS BEST CHOICE BUT WITH CARRYING BAG AND GEAR, PISTOL IS CHOICE OF MORE PRACTICAL NATURE. ALSO MY AMERICAN BUDDY IS IRRITATE ME WITH CONSTANT CHIDING OF .45 ACP AND GREAT POWER OF SILLY CARTRIDGE OF JOHN BROWNING. SO I DECIDE I AM FIND BIGGER CARTRIDGE, MAYBE THIS CAN SHUT HIM UP. "LOOK AT GREAT LENGTH OF CARTRIDGE. LOOK AND COMPARE DATA OF VELOCITY," MAYBE I SAY.

IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU ARE KNOW I AM PREFER AUTOMATIC PISTOL AGAINST REVOLVER FOR REASON OF MANY CARTRIDGE AND FAST RECHARGE. IN AMERICA IT SEEMS CARTRIDGE OF 10 MILLIMETERS IS MOST COMMON OF PISTOL AMMUNITION OF GREATER POWER. I LOOK AT CHOICE FOR PISTOL WITH THIS CARTRIDGE -- SEVERAL IS DESIGN OF BROWNING 1911, MAKE OF COLT OF KIMBER AND ALWAYS WITH SMALL MAGAZINE OF EARLY 20TH CENTURY SINGLE ROW AND GREAT PRICE OF NO REASON FOR SEMI-CUSTOM PISTOL. ALSO I SEE OLDER DESIGN OF BREN TEN AND WEIRD CZECH AND ITALIAN MAKER.

IS STRANGE COUNTRY, AMERICA, NARROWING OUT MY CHOICE OF PISTOL TO SAY GLOCK MODEL IS MOST PRACTICAL OF NEED. BUT IS CHEAP AND EASY TO USE, SO I GO ROUND TO PLACE IN SMYRNA AND PICK UP.

IS REMIND ME OF CALIFORNIAN COMPUTER OF STEVE JOBS, WITH SIMPLE SQUARE DESIGN AND MATERIAL OF NEW TECHNOLOGY, AND NOT ENOUGH CONTROL SWITCH. WHERE IS SAFETY AND EXTERIOR HAMMER? HOW I CAN UNCOCK? I GUESS THIS IS NOT PROBLEM IN AUSTRIA. I WILL REMEMBER TO KEEP FINGER FROM WEIRD TRIGGER.