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>"if I had gun with only 2 bullets and was alone in a room with saddam huissene, osama bin laden and justin bieber I would shoot justin? bieber..... twice"

my first thought was shoot saddam and beiber both in the head and then just strangle osama

im not on my computer so i dont have any /k/ pics