/k/, I have a problem.
I feel... isolated. I am a Cossack, trapped in a middle-class American body. I've done almost everything I can to integrate myself with Cossack and Russian culture. I've learned the language, taken up the music and dancing, I've even become a hopeless alcoholic.
But now, I need something more. I demand a shashka. I've recently purchased one for nearly $4,000 from a seller on eBay. Now...
Where can I learn to use this fine weapon?