What the fuck, my thread got deleted right after someone posted furry in it. Damnit.
Anyways, I am a Cossack trapped in a middle-class American body. I've learned the language, integrated myself with the culture, and became an alcoholic in hopes of being accepted as a Cossack. I even took horse riding lessons for fucking ten years.
I recently bought a $4,000 shashka off of eBay.
Where do I learn to use a shashka? And what are they good for?