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Had to pull a gun about an hour ago. I was upstairs in my room drinking a White Russian when I started hearing voices coming in from my window. This isn't uncommon in my area as I live on the only road heading to an Indian casino. I pulled out my headphones when I heard the voices getting nearer. I could tell it was a man and a woman and that they must have been on my property but I couldn't hear what they were saying.

I grabbed my 590 and looked through the window making it clear that I knew they were there and that I was armed. I grabbed my flashlight and headed out to the front door. I turned on the porch lights and headed out. I could see see two figures off to the side and judging by how they became quiet I knew they saw me. I shone my light on them. It was the woman renting a room in her house and a male friend of her's I've seen before. She started crying and walked into the house, we haven't said anything about it.

Did I do good?