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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:38:00 No.8786720 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: Your account of how it went down

>"Bravo 6, you are clear to go"
>Rustle Rustle
>Clop clop clop clop clop
>Shffft
>*nod* *nod*
>click
>CRACK
>whoosh
>BANG!!!!
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FTTT FFTTTT FFTTTT FTTTT FFTTTTT FFTTTTT FTTTTTTT
>"ALLAH ACKBAR AAAAAAHHHHH"
>"tango down"

/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV

/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV Mon 02 May 2011 13:41:00 No.8786744 Report

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some SAD goon probably put a bullet in his head and then the mop-up team went in and started cracking skulls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:43:00 No.8786757 Report

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He probably got popped from half a mile away through a kitchen window by an SF sniper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:44:00 No.8786764 Report

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I prefer to imagine that they purposely crashed a helicopter through the front door and proceeded to have a nearly hour-long balls-to-the-walls, room-to-room firefight until they cornered a wounded Osama and emptied their entire magazines into him firing-squad style. Twice. And then cut his head off with a knife to carry back to base.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:44:00 No.8786768 Report

Quoted By: >>8786854 >>8788367

>Freebird 4, you are clear to set down.
>Theos this is Freebird 2, goin' down into the compound. Mayday.
>Roger that Freebird 2, try to keep her under control.
>CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>popcorn
>[Freebirds deposit their loads, go around to circle]
>Initiate holding pattern.
>more popcorn
>BANG
>no words
>footsteps
>ALLAH AKBAR
>*BANG BANG*
>"Clear left."
>"Clear right."

ZUN !CPmPohyAcE

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ZUN !CPmPohyAcE Mon 02 May 2011 13:45:00 No.8786785 Report

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>animu pic

>retarded greentext

>OP is a massive faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:46:00 No.8786786 Report

Quoted By: >>8786839 >>8786982 >>8788405

>SEAL: Pizza!
>OBL: Oh boy.
>SEAL: *FLASHBANG*
>SEAL: GOGOGOGOGO!
>SEALS: *gunfire*
>OBL: ALLAH HELP ME!!
>OBL: *hides*
>SEAL: Marco...
>SEAL: Marrrrcoooooooooooooo
>OBDA: Pol-
>SEAL: *BANG*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:48:00 No.8786812 Report

Quoted By: >>8786828 >>8786845 >>8786857 >>8788408

Thus ends the longest match of Call of Duty ever. What perks do you think they used?

/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV

/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV Mon 02 May 2011 13:49:00 No.8786828 Report

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>>8786812

cold blooded, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:50:00 No.8786839 Report

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>>8786786
Loled so fucking hard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:51:00 No.8786845 Report

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>>8786812

sleight of hand, stopping power, and commando

anyone other combination is doomed to fail.

i bet osama had scrambler on so every SEAL, Ranger, and OPERATOR within a 50 mile radius knew his location.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:52:00 No.8786854 Report

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>>8786768
>>"By order of the President of the United States of America... I'll see you in hell."
Fuck off, this is /k/, not /tv/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:52:00 No.8786857 Report

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>>8786812
commando pro

Judging by the death pic I think the soldier realized bullets weren't strong enough so he switched to his tactical knife and lunged at osama across the room. That's why his face is so bloody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:55:00 No.8786883 Report

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>>8786720
>*clop clop clop*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:01:00 No.8786937 Report

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Wait, there are pics of the body? WHERE?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:03:00 No.8786945 Report

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czzgOr4vlUE&feature=player_embedded

LIEK THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:03:00 No.8786952 Report

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>Osama: "So then amir tells me: 'more like Improvised Erection Device!"
>Taliban members chuckle and laugh
>Navy Seal starts laughing
>Navy Seal has somehow squeezed himself onto the couch
>Osama turns around
>Delta is behind him trying to hold back their laughter
>Comm radio guys star cracking up over the intercomm
>Everyone hajii in that room is dead 2 seconds later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:05:00 No.8786972 Report

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>Pic related it's who killed Osama

canadian

canadian Mon 02 May 2011 14:07:00 No.8786982 Report

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>>8786786
>>8786786
lol
you sir are winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:33:00 No.8787250 Report

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>>8786839
You're welcome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:39:00 No.8788358 Report

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>This motherfucker right here drops in like Naked Snake in MGS3 and ends Osama. He gets extracted in the dead of night and makes it back in time that no one notices except the first lady, who received the greatest night of mind-blowing sex of her life.

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:42:00 No.8788367 Report

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>>8786768

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Mostly because this is totally how it went

40Kfag from /m/ !!rthE8hgFXea

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40Kfag from /m/ !!rthE8hgFXea Mon 02 May 2011 18:46:00 No.8788381 Report

Quoted By: >>8788397

>chopper one crash lands
>Osama and crew get a look from the balcony
>Guard: wut de fuk wuz dat
>SEALs walk towards the compound, the chopper exploding behind them, knowing no fear
>Osama: ... it's America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:50:00 No.8788394 Report

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>Allah Ack- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:50:00 No.8788397 Report

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>>8788381
please God i want to believe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:51:00 No.8788398 Report

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http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode&q=osama+bin+laden+compound&;
amp;aq&sll=24.439913%2C118.124323&sspn=0.042977%2C0.074844&ie=UTF8&hq=osama+bin+lade
n+compound&hnear&radius=15000&t=h&ll=34.18937%2C73.242588&spn=0.074548%2C0.14968
9&z=13&iwloc=A

>somewhat relevant
Gives you a better idea on how it went down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:51:00 No.8788399 Report

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I really hope it happened like it did in coyboydoody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:53:00 No.8788405 Report

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>>8786786

I want to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:53:00 No.8788408 Report

Quoted By: >>8789612

>>8786812

who cares?

osama - 9000 kills, 1 death

damn camper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 18:57:00 No.8788416 Report

Quoted By: >>8788434

obama personally went in, wearing nothing but a leopard skin loincloth and carrying an animal hide shield and spear.

Kills all the guards with a poison dart, and spears binladen through the guts.

obama then proceeded to cut out bin laden's heart, roast it over a fire, and eat it.

pic related- obama operating operationally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:03:00 No.8788434 Report

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>>8788416

Thats just a normal Sunday day for him, it wasn't till afterwards he realised it was the most wanted man in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:08:00 No.8788441 Report

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>"Bravo 6, you are clear to go"
>Rustle Rustle
>Clop clop clop clop clop
>Shffft
>*nod* *nod*
>click
>"Hey Major.. Check this?"
>A note on Osama's body
>"Hai, guise we took care of him back in 2002. But you can take the honor. Love JTF2 and FSK."
>"DAMN YOU LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:08:00 No.8788443 Report

Quoted By: >>8788450

>Osama wakes up to the sound of his phone ringing
>it's obama " hey bro, we should totally grab a drink"
>i'll be there in a minute
>Osama trips on his front porch
>massive head trauma
> Obama arrives, spends a minute freaking out
>dumps the body in the nearest available body of water

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:11:00 No.8788450 Report

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>>8788443
I lol'd hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:11:00 No.8788455 Report

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>>navy seal with marathon, lightweight and commando and equipped with a desert egle and tactical knife runs into compound
>>flashbangs BL's room
>>seal runs in, does 360 spn jump, slashes BL in the wrist
>>BL dead. Rage quits, puts controller through tv screen

BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9

BOY! !!6CacHYe/lH9 Mon 02 May 2011 19:16:00 No.8788468 Report

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>coming up on the target, prepare to deploy
>alright everyone down the rope GO GO GO
>hold on i forgot my ipad
>hold on everyone RODRIGUEZ here forgot his ipad
>okay i got it lets go
>haha look at this funny comment my uncle posted about the royal wedding
>shut up, were approaching the breach, stack up
>dude turn the doorknob
>i cant i didnt pass algebra in highschool
>fuck neither did i. oh well, lets blow it up.
>NO.. lets FREEZE it.
>ive got a better idea
>*knock knock knock*
>allahu ackbar. who is it?
>dominoes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:21:00 No.8788486 Report

Quoted By: >>8788498 >>8789665

Everything else was good but

>"Hey Major.. Check this?"
>Major
>Navy

Wait...What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:22:00 No.8788491 Report

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>Team moves in after the helicopter crashes
>Entirely armed with Desert Eagles and M203s
>RAMIREZ TAKE OUT OSAMA
>Fucking cat-like reflection 40mm Grenade shot to the face
>Kills his son and a woman for shits and giggles
>Gets an achievement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:24:00 No.8788498 Report

Quoted By: >>8788537 >>8788538

>>8788486
Lol, bro. I have no clue about the American military. Here in Norway. All we know about you guise is that you use outdated small arms, and that your training is pretty easy compared to others.

OBK !7dL895KxPY

OBK !7dL895KxPY Mon 02 May 2011 19:39:00 No.8788537 Report

Quoted By: >>8788549

>>8788498
How can you "know" that when your knowledge doesn't even go so far as basic rank structure? It sounds like the sum of your information was internet trash-talking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:39:00 No.8788538 Report

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>>8788498
Isn't that one of the countries with inferior freedom because of archaic unnecessary conscription?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:41:00 No.8788549 Report

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>>8788537

You shouldn't expect much from irrelevant nations with only 4.8 million people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:52:00 No.8789004 Report

Quoted By: >>8789072

>2, bust in!
>Afirmative
>Don't shoot don't shoot! We surrender!
>2, Put one in his head, kill the son and the whore.
>Afirmative

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:56:00 No.8789024 Report

Quoted By: >>8789051

While thinking about how it would have happened, keep in mind 20 SEALS were involved. So we're talking multiple squads with cover and a backup unit, not just 5 guys charging the place guns blazing like a fucking action movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:05:00 No.8789051 Report

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>>8789024

Some anon posted this in another thread. Good shit, here. Respectful.

http://pamelafurr.wordpress.com/2011/05/02/a-time-to-kill-and-a-time-to-heal/

reverend low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5

reverend low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5 Mon 02 May 2011 22:12:00 No.8789072 Report

Quoted By: >>8789244

>>8789004

What is this that this man has and where can I get one? I will spend all my money.

Killing Bin Laden is probably one of the most operator things ever done on the planet, or in the history of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:52:00 No.8789244 Report

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>>8789072
It's an m249 equipped with a back mounted ammo case that holds, IIRC around 2k rounds. Saw it in SoF Magazine.

MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl

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MaineFag !!VqpxjX1nvYl Mon 02 May 2011 22:59:00 No.8789276 Report

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Whos got the pics of the body???

Someone must

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:04:00 No.8789298 Report

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Either like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzKBC3agDRA#t=3m0s

Or like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFz8jBzkhQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:09:00 No.8789319 Report

Quoted By: >>8789337

Osama "ALLAH ACKBAR"
SEAL "IT'S BEEN REVOKED"

Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs

Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs Mon 02 May 2011 23:13:00 No.8789337 Report

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>>8789319

"I'll have what she's having."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:15:00 No.8789342 Report

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>Helo 1 & 2 approaching LZ
>This Helo 2, we've got engine trouble, we're going in hard.
>Helo 2 is down! Give them cover while they get out!
>*Gunners and SEALS onboard Helo 1 light up the yard*
>Thanks for that Helo 1, we'll stay here and cover the rear.
>*Helo 1 lands, SEALs disembark and stack on the nearest door*
>Breaching! Breaching!
>*Door breached, tactical entry*
>*Gunfire and a few explosions*
>First deck clear, moving to second deck.
>*More gunfire*
>He's got a hostage!
>Fuck it!
>*Gunshot*
>All teams, we're at the last room. Let's go make history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:22:00 No.8789376 Report

Quoted By: >>8789573

>>8786720
>Obama, if i'm going to be re-elected i'm gonna need to show some closure on the issues my predecessor couldn’t. We need a mock up of the birth certificate we couldn’t find. We need to find bin laden and kill him so no one can review the evidence.
>CIA, but Mr. President, bin ladens’ probably under hundreds of feet of rubble from that air strike and we have very little reliable DNA evidence to compare him to.
>Obama, Nonono, we find one of the look-alikes that’s constantly being served up to us or that we find ourselves, or plant. Kill him so there’s no court trial, after all he is a enemy combatant, even though hes not part of any recognised army.
>Aid 1, but Mr. President, there’s no way we could cover all this up. The American people are not that stupid.
>Obama, of course we can, we are the law, we don’t need to provide any evidence to anyone. And even if they don’t buy it, the idiots will, and there’s enough of them to guarantee re-election.
>Rothschild, The real question is what we do afterwords. With no one to fight the country has nothing to focus on by the economy and our government.
>Obama, we’ll need to create another enemy. Before the next election. To create a sense of urgency to keep me as leader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:57:00 No.8789557 Report

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>ITT: Your account of how it went down

>137 minute running time
>Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Nicholas Cage star in
>Operation: Osama Down
>In theaters Desember 2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:00:00 No.8789573 Report

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>>8789376

They already have another enemy... LIbya.

Drewsifer !M16MFUyEQY

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Drewsifer !M16MFUyEQY Tue 03 May 2011 00:04:00 No.8789590 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:07:00 No.8789612 Report

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>>8788408
Don't flatter him. 9/11 wasn't earned, it was a carepackage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:14:00 No.8789648 Report

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>Ding dong
>Oh boy the Pizzas here
>Alright that'll come up to one trillion dollars and eighteen cents
>What?
>Click
>We'll consider that a payment
>Here's your pizza bitch, clean yourself up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:19:00 No.8789665 Report

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>>8788486

It was seals and Delta force with 24th as delivery and retrieval team for the groups.

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