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!!6CacHYe/lH9 No.8787835 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
7 a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be evil, gotta plot attacks
Gotta have my robe, gotta make videos
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's hidin'
Gotta get down to the compound
Gotta wage jihad. I see the US

Blowin' up the front door
Shootin' in the back door
Gotta make my mind up
Which exit can I take?

It's Sunday, Sunday
Shit's getting real on Sunday