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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Islamic Alliance
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of Hate.
And the Terror gets done.
And you provide a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.