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Anonymous !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5 Tue 17 May 2011 02:09:00 No.8879626 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8879654 >>8879669 >>8879700 >>8879769 >>8880106 >>8880169 >>8880877 >>8881365 >>8885569 >>8886174 >>8887929

well this is a little embarrassing...
i had my real guns and my airsoft guns out for cleaning at the same time...

during reassembly i accidentally put the slide of my HK USP on to the frame of my KWA 45 tactical... now it wont come off...

help?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:11:00 No.8879646 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:12:00 No.8879649 Report

Quoted By: >>8879656

oh, thats much more than embarrassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:13:00 No.8879653 Report

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rubber mallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:13:00 No.8879654 Report

Quoted By: >>8879660

>>8879626

Its airsoft. Drop the fucker on the ground, frame will crack, take slide off. tada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:13:00 No.8879656 Report

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>>8879649
yea... i know.

you look up at a movie for just a minute while putting everything back togather and realize you've grabbed the wrong part. any way of undoing this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:13:00 No.8879658 Report

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o now this is funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:14:00 No.8879660 Report

Quoted By: >>8879677

>>8879654
id prefer to not break the air gun but if it turns out theres absolutly no other options i will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:15:00 No.8879669 Report

Quoted By: >>8879679

>>8879626

sawzall

question is, do you love your USP or KWA more?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:17:00 No.8879677 Report

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>>8879660

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:17:00 No.8879678 Report

Quoted By: >>8879693 >>8880995

Two things,

One, you are fucking wheelchair level retarded

Two, Why the hell were you "cleaning" an airsoft gun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:17:00 No.8879679 Report

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>>8879669
USP by far, but yea... airshit isnt cheap enough that i feel like breaking it without trying to find another way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:18:00 No.8879693 Report

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>>8879678
because i dropped it in the mud the other day and was checking the internals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:19:00 No.8879696 Report

Quoted By: >>8879720

Just fucking yank it off.

reverned low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5

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reverned low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5 Tue 17 May 2011 02:20:00 No.8879700 Report

Quoted By: >>8879715 >>8879716 >>8879720

>>8879626

I'd say take it to a gunsmith, but fuck.

Taking a real gun part and jamming it onto an airsoft gun. then taking it to a gunsmith for help is pretty much the same as jamming a lemon or cucumber so far up your ass you cant retrieve it and going to the Emergency Room for help.

Same thing pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:21:00 No.8879707 Report

Quoted By: >>8879719

Put a few rounds through it. It'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:22:00 No.8879711 Report

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>>8879693
You're still a fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:23:00 No.8879715 Report

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>>8879700
The gunsmith will laugh at you. Hard. Very Hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:23:00 No.8879716 Report

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>>8879700
If you take it to a gunsmith they're going to hit the slide with a rubber mallet to remove it.
There is no point in paying some fudd to do that for you.

7 Tue 17 May 2011 02:23:00 No.8879719 Report

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>>8879707

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:24:00 No.8879720 Report

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>>8879696
dont think i havn't been trying that a lot already.

>>8879700
i could... i may take it to this airsoft place first... and unfortunatly that analogy fits pretty damn well for this situation...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:25:00 No.8879728 Report

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where the fuck is boof when you need him... he'd probably tell me what i could do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:26:00 No.8879732 Report

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:26:00 No.8879736 Report

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>>8879720
I think your situation might be better in the fact that nobody has to retrieve anything from your rectum. Just my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:29:00 No.8879752 Report

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>>8879736
i guess...

i think if the rubber mallet doesnt work ill still take it to the airsoft place first cuz they probably wont laugh as hard...

why do they have to make the fake ones so damn close to the real thing?!

reverned low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5

reverned low-key !!Q3Q7lfm9dM5 Tue 17 May 2011 02:29:00 No.8879757 Report

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>>8879736

I think this all boils down to what is gayer, a lemon up your ass or your airsoft gun smashed into your real gun?

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!!kBsp4Ukt12d Tue 17 May 2011 02:31:00 No.8879769 Report

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>>8879626

You are one special needs motherfucker.

Just break the fucking airshit.

It's cheaper to replace than the HK, i'm guessing.

Did I mention you are a goddamned retard? Because I can't stress that enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:32:00 No.8879775 Report

Quoted By: >>8881520

>>8879646
He can't, his slide's stuck on a toy.

OP...Sir, you are retards....You...Are...Retards.
If you fuck with it enough it will come off, you might have to break the airshit gun but it will save you the humiliation of looking at a gunsmith and saying "Sir, I need your help, for I have mixed toys with weaponry and created an abomination...because I am retards"

Agent Orange !52/ZU.Dc8.

Agent Orange !52/ZU.Dc8. Tue 17 May 2011 02:38:00 No.8879810 Report

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10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 02:43:00 No.8879841 Report

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my god im about to break this fucking thing. this is really starting to piss me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:06:00 No.8879957 Report

Quoted By: >>8880035

Try and disassemble the trigger mechanism, the slide could be getting caught on the disconnector.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:11:00 No.8879980 Report

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now that's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:19:00 No.8880021 Report

Quoted By: >>8880035

just put the KWA slide on the real usp and take off the orange tip

whose ever going to notice
just fire it normally

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:20:00 No.8880028 Report

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>he doesn't shave his legs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:22:00 No.8880035 Report

Quoted By: >>8888980

>>8879957
i've tried but i cant really see how to since you need to remove the slide to do that.

>>8880021
both frames work on a different mechinisn, the kwa slide wont fit on the usp, the usp mag wont fit indo the kwa frame, and even if it did and i did manage to figure out a way to make it fire, it would probably explode in my hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:33:00 No.8880086 Report

Quoted By: >>8880103

Just try taking it appart like the normal procedure, I can imagine you doing this already but try again. Maybe it's like when you try opening a jar and you cant fucking do it, then you pass it along and you've just twisted the lid enough to loosen it up a bit for the next person to open it fairly easily.

Besides that, use a rubber mallet and hammer away ever so carefully not to break your guns. I think this is the best bet. The airsoft gun might break, it might not, but the real USP should be fine.

Also, be more careful not to fuck up again and don't mix airsoft and real guns together, keep them separate while disassembling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:36:00 No.8880103 Report

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>>8880086
yea i learned that lesson.

i keep trying the normal dissasembely but it just isnt working. ill go out after i cook dinner to get a rubber mallet and see if that works any better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:36:00 No.8880106 Report

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>>8879626
Use a cold chisel and a baby sledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:37:00 No.8880111 Report

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> it was an accident.
>accident.
it wasnt and accident!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:38:00 No.8880117 Report

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Threads like these (and Boof, and maybe a few other tripfags) are the reason I always come back to /k/.

OP, a well deserved 10/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:39:00 No.8880119 Report

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Nice gun, not cheap.

Take it to your gunsmith and when he finishes laughing ask him to sort it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:48:00 No.8880169 Report

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>>8879626

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:48:00 No.8880172 Report

Quoted By: >>8880181

Sell it to red jacket firearms and say you made a super light weight and versatile USP that shoots bullets much quieter and less lethal making it ideal for SWAT and police.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:48:00 No.8880177 Report

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>>8880169

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:49:00 No.8880181 Report

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>>8880172

filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:51:00 No.8880193 Report

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OP

get some WD-40
coat the whole upper
Get a rag to get a good grip on it, and just pull it off.

If it absolutely wont come off, you must be shit out of luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 03:54:00 No.8880211 Report

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Duracote it and sell on gunbroker as a hybrid gas-blowback (forward?) gobbledegook blah blah.

Starting bid/Buy it now - $710

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:02:00 No.8880649 Report

Quoted By: >>8886406

fuck... i can't find my god damn mallet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:06:00 No.8880678 Report

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9/10 OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:11:00 No.8880719 Report

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>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:16:00 No.8880769 Report

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WE MUST ARCHIVE HIS STUPIDITY FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO LEARN FROM. Little /k/ommandos will say "whos that? " and we will simply say"The man who hurped so hard, he accidentaly an entire USP"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:21:00 No.8880796 Report

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I don't blame him. KWA makes some of the most realistic airsoft guns on the market.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:25:00 No.8880831 Report

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the sad thing is you think im trolling.

the sadder thing is that im really not :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:31:00 No.8880877 Report

Quoted By: >>8880962

>>8879626
Didn't you feel the lack of front checkering you moran?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:33:00 No.8880904 Report

Quoted By: >>8880962

Why would you need to clean an airsoft gun?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:35:00 No.8880918 Report

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op is gloriously retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:36:00 No.8880931 Report

Quoted By: >>8880962 >>8880970

hey guys OP here, ive messed up real bad again. I got the slide off with a rubber mallet but when i was putting everything away i "misplaced' it. You know, sometimes when you are putting your stuff away you look up at a movie and accidentally slip a rubber mallet up your ass. What do i do guys? Help?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:40:00 No.8880962 Report

Quoted By: >>8881025 >>8881072

>>8880877
yep. so much lack of front checkering on the airsoft frame.
>>8880904
already been explained. but once again, i dropped it in the mud the other day and had the check the internals.
>>8880931
not me

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk Tue 17 May 2011 05:41:00 No.8880970 Report

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>>8880931
find a steak knife and use that to dig out the mallet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:44:00 No.8880995 Report

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>>8879678
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:49:00 No.8881025 Report

Quoted By: >>8881045

>>8880962
is that shit on your thumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 05:52:00 No.8881045 Report

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>>8881025
no. i was using some pliers about 3-4 weeks ago. they slipped and hit me where ur skin meets the nail on the thumb. it bruised and left that mark. in about another 2 weeks it'll probably be gone.

Lacedaemonius

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Lacedaemonius Tue 17 May 2011 05:56:00 No.8881072 Report

Quoted By: >>8881115 >>8881117

>>8880962
the airshit is obviously jealous of your real man's handgun and has begun an open revolt. You must beat the airshit to death with the hardest bone in your body and make an example of it by showing it to all the other airshit in your collection.

Or you could call up H&K tech support for a good laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:01:00 No.8881107 Report

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i'm crying. oh, oh my god.

I just... i don't even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:02:00 No.8881115 Report

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>>8881072
Oh god, imagine the next production line of USPs.
"DO NOT PLACE THE SLIDE ONTO A AIRSOFT FRAME YOU DIPSHIT!" warning everywhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:03:00 No.8881117 Report

Quoted By: >>8881245

>>8881072

>H&K
>technical support
>customer support of any kind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:06:00 No.8881138 Report

Quoted By: >>8881155

well im about to go out drinking with a buddy and see if he has a rubber mallet as i cant find mine.

ill report back tomorrow with results...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:08:00 No.8881155 Report

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>>8881138
Oh god this will end well.
>Hey bubba you got a rubber mallet?
>I think so...
Thirty minutes later the frame is dust because bubba smashed it with a single jack .

Lacedaemonius

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Lacedaemonius Tue 17 May 2011 06:23:00 No.8881245 Report

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>>8881117

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:25:00 No.8881259 Report

Quoted By: >>8881422

Is my warranty voided?

SlavshitFag !f.0wTMEk6w

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SlavshitFag !f.0wTMEk6w Tue 17 May 2011 06:37:00 No.8881357 Report

Quoted By: >>8881431

Oh god, this is the hardest ive laughed at /k/ in a while, 10/10.

This is almost as bad as somebody buying an airshit nugget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:39:00 No.8881365 Report

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>>8879626
Put a round in the chamber and pull the trigger, that should do the trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:48:00 No.8881422 Report

Quoted By: >>8881433 >>8881549

>>8881259
Sierra's frost spell? I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM. WHO ARE YOU

Lacedaemonius

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Lacedaemonius Tue 17 May 2011 06:50:00 No.8881431 Report

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>>8881357
you mean this?

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Quoted By: >>8881477

>>8881422
OH FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:52:00 No.8881448 Report

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Why do you think ANYONE would have an super secret special knowledge on removing a real firearm from a toy? It's mixing two different pieces of engineering, there's no magic button that will fix it. Brute force is the only option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 06:57:00 No.8881477 Report

Quoted By: >>8881512

>>8881433
Armas? Sierra? Rommel? Fres? Plate possibly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 07:04:00 No.8881512 Report

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>>8881477
ramirez?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 07:04:00 No.8881520 Report

Quoted By: >>8885989

>>8879775 it will save you the humiliation of looking at a gunsmith and saying "Sir, I need your help, for I have mixed toys with weaponry and created an abomination...because I am retards"

>>my daughter when

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 07:10:00 No.8881549 Report

Quoted By: >>8881739

>>8881422
oberfeldwebel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 07:55:00 No.8881739 Report

Quoted By: >>8881791

>>8881549
Its Buckner!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 08:10:00 No.8881791 Report

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>>8881739
lul

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 May 2011 23:38:00 No.8885158 Report

Quoted By: >>8885311 >>8885559

god damn it... the rubber mallet isnt getting it off.

any other ideas?

SlavshitFag !f.0wTMEk6w

SlavshitFag !f.0wTMEk6w Wed 18 May 2011 00:05:00 No.8885311 Report

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>>8885158
hit it harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:41:00 No.8885506 Report

Quoted By: >>8885558

insert a dental pick into the hammer assembly underneath the slide and release the lever on the left and the lever on the right.

Then tap with a mallet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:46:00 No.8885533 Report

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C4. Fixes everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:51:00 No.8885558 Report

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>>8885506
trying but if that doesnt work, im already starting to cut the frame in half... then try to modify it to be a usp sub compact airsoft

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:51:00 No.8885559 Report

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>>8885158
Get a pair of bolt cutters.
Tear the airsoft gun frame to pieces, being careful NOT to damage the slide/barrel assembly. Only rip it up as much as necessary to get at the slide. Eventually you might be able to dislodge all the airsoft components from your USP slide. Toss all the aisoft scraps in the trash and reassemble the USP.
I don't even hate airsoft and I know it's a pretty expensive airsoft gun, but it's not as expensive as your USP and I don't know if a gunsmith will be able to do anything other than tearing the airsoft apart which you can do by yourself for free with slightly less humiliation to rub salt in the wound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:52:00 No.8885564 Report

Quoted By: >>8885579

Use silicone lube or AEG grease on the slide and then try to yank it out.
You are welcome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:54:00 No.8885569 Report

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>>8879626
DO WHAT YOU DID, BUT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
AND AFTER THAT, SHOOT YOURSELF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 00:55:00 No.8885579 Report

Quoted By: >>8885603

>>8885564
already tried that.

also tried wd40 and real gun oil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:00:00 No.8885603 Report

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>>8885579
hmmn what about dish washing liquid.
I know it's not the most brilliant idea. But if people can use it to slip away from handcuffs this might just work

Fork !FM4KAR0Vx.

Fork !FM4KAR0Vx. Wed 18 May 2011 01:06:00 No.8885645 Report

Quoted By: >>8885658

Boil some water. Submerge unholy combination in water.

If you can get the gun right as the plastic is softening up you can get it apart before it melts the fucking thing.

Anynomous

Anynomous Wed 18 May 2011 01:08:00 No.8885658 Report

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>>8885645
you can't melt polymer that easily.
not saying this airshit is as durable as a real weapon, but i guess it's not cheap plastic.

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Wed 18 May 2011 01:14:00 No.8885695 Report

Quoted By: >>8885724 >>8885788 >>8887132

Oh shit what the fuck are you doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:17:00 No.8885724 Report

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>>8885695
>email
oh this should be amusing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:25:00 No.8885788 Report

Quoted By: >>8885858

>>8885695
please sir, i implore you as you are the patron saint of /k/, I need your help, for I have mixed toys with weaponry and created an abomination...because I am retards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:29:00 No.8885823 Report

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this should be a sticky to remind OP of his fail every time he comes on /k/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:31:00 No.8885839 Report

Quoted By: >>8885846

Take a mallot and beat that shit out...come on you don't belong on /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:32:00 No.8885846 Report

Quoted By: >>8885856

>>8885839
ive already fucking tried that over 9000 times. it isnt working

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:34:00 No.8885856 Report

Quoted By: >>8885864

>>8885846
HIT IT HARDER YOU FUCKING WOMAN

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Wed 18 May 2011 01:34:00 No.8885858 Report

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>>8885788
I hate to say it, but the only thing I can think of at the second is to saw (and destroy) the frame of the airsoft gun to get your slide back.

Keep dicking with it, if you can't fix it then you just have to cut your losses.

Oh god, I don't even know. Try heating it up?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:36:00 No.8885864 Report

Quoted By: >>8885874

>>8885856

>This

Also, have you put the lower in a vice, clamped that shit and put some WD40 on the slide rails and then tried the mallot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:37:00 No.8885868 Report

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put in in the oven

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y

!AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Wed 18 May 2011 01:37:00 No.8885874 Report

Quoted By: >>8886105

>>8885864
>WD-40
NOPE

That shit should never touch a gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:37:00 No.8885875 Report

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>um wat...you clean your airshizz guns? obvious troll is obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:44:00 No.8885908 Report

Quoted By: >>8885913

This thread.. is... just wow... how does one even do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:45:00 No.8885912 Report

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well the sawing shall continue i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:45:00 No.8885913 Report

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>>8885908
by going full retard

and you should NEVER go full retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:51:00 No.8885937 Report

Quoted By: >>8885952

use a blow dryer or heat gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 01:55:00 No.8885952 Report

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>>8885937
gonna try this or boiling water soon... the saw is taking too long, and on top of that its hard to tell where the frame ends and the bottom of the barrel and other important stuff begins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:00:00 No.8885977 Report

Quoted By: >>8885982

Doing my part to bump this shit so that everyone may witness utter stupidity at work, fuck. Loling so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:02:00 No.8885982 Report

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>>8885977
take pictures!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:04:00 No.8885989 Report

Quoted By: >>8885997

>>8881520
>posting pictures of your kids on 4chan
This will end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:05:00 No.8885997 Report

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>>8885989
>/k/, procreating

oh dear god.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:08:00 No.8886009 Report

Quoted By: >>8886024 >>8886033

well the good news is i got the frame off using a knife

the bad news is that some of the gun was metal and the slide is still attached

the ouch news is i put a nice gash in my thumb in the process

BOOF OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. SAVE MY USP PLEASE!!! WHAT DOOO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:10:00 No.8886021 Report

Quoted By:

>Dunk in a bucket of boiling acetone
>Wait for airshit pistol to dissolve
>Fish out USP slide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:11:00 No.8886024 Report

Quoted By: >>8886037

>>8886009
take a hammer, gently tap the airshit stuff forward out of the rails, you probably want to put the slide vertical on the edge of a table to it's supported with enough free space that the shit can fall free out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:12:00 No.8886033 Report

Quoted By: >>8886199

>>8886009
go buy a dremel and get some cutoff wheels. you will make short work of the airshit if you make strategic cuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:13:00 No.8886037 Report

Quoted By: >>8886068

>>8886024
ive tried hammering.

basically all i got off is the plastic casing. it turns out the airsoft gun frame was made of some metal and all that is still attached so now i just have a lot less to hold on to.

Wed 18 May 2011 02:17:00 No.8886066 Report

Quoted By:

>mount slide of KWA 45 tactical on HK USP
>pretend to have an airsoft gun
>"airsoft gun" still can shoot, at least one bullet or explode
>???
>PROFIT !!!

or :

> same as first step above
> sell it to some illiterate drug dealer
> he tries to shoot at someone
> no more arm
> ???
> PROFIT !!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:18:00 No.8886068 Report

Quoted By: >>8886193

>>8886037
you tried saturating the areas where the two parts join in oil, maybe it'll work it's way between the parts and make it a little easier.

you might also try chucking it in the freezer for like a half hour, maybe the different in metal types will contract at different rates and loosen it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:20:00 No.8886083 Report

Quoted By: >>8886100

okay im at the point where im going to throw this abomination at a gunsmith and have them deal with it.

BOOF
what would you charge for some kinda service like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:22:00 No.8886100 Report

Quoted By: >>8886108

>>8886083
less than it costs for a new slide assembly, probably.
save some cash and humiliation, and buy a replacement slide assembly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:23:00 No.8886105 Report

Quoted By:

>>8885874
I hate to sound like an idiot, but why not? Is it because it's inferior, or will it actually damage the gun over time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:23:00 No.8886108 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886100
i dont really care about the humiliation at this point though.

PrivateJoker !!DFtf5QjBrKx

PrivateJoker !!DFtf5QjBrKx Wed 18 May 2011 02:25:00 No.8886126 Report

Quoted By:

See? Airsoft is not only stupid, but it kills your guns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:33:00 No.8886174 Report

Quoted By:

>>8879626

>mfw this entire thread

14/10 if you did this on purpose, this is unimaginable trolling

if you didn't do this on purpose....God help you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:36:00 No.8886193 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886068
OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING GENIUS EVER.

YOU SAVED MY GUN!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:37:00 No.8886199 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886033
This will work, but you'll probably slip and cut up your slide a little bit. It may or may not function afterwards.
Still, it's what I'd do if I were in your boat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:37:00 No.8886201 Report

Quoted By: >>8886215 >>8886218 >>8886259

unfortunatly though... no success comes without great sacrifice...

Anonymous

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we can rebuild it. we have the technology

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:39:00 No.8886214 Report

Quoted By: >>8886221 >>8886259

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:40:00 No.8886215 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886201
eh your better off with out it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:40:00 No.8886218 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886201
Wait did you break your airsoft? what happened here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:40:00 No.8886221 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886214
You can fix that right up with a little bit of glue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:42:00 No.8886233 Report

Quoted By: >>8886240

>>8886227
other way around buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:43:00 No.8886240 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886233
thatsthejoke.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:46:00 No.8886255 Report

Quoted By:

archive?
archive.

IVAN CHESNOKOV !!zkyAeytsDSJ

IVAN CHESNOKOV !!zkyAeytsDSJ Wed 18 May 2011 02:47:00 No.8886259 Report

Quoted By: >>8886290 >>8887906

>>8886201
>>8886214

I NOTICE MANY CAP MISSING FROM CHEAP KEYBOARD OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY. SEEMS LIKE THIS GUY, HE BREAKS MOST THING HE OWNS WITH BAD MAINTAIN AND CARE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:48:00 No.8886266 Report

Quoted By: >>8886282

Archive nao
chanarchive

do eeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:51:00 No.8886282 Report

Quoted By: >>8886295

>>8886266
we need 1 more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:52:00 No.8886290 Report

Quoted By: >>8886907

>>8886259

oh fuck i love this guy.

heres a pic of my nugget and my battlecactus for you, just because your posts are so fucking awesome!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:52:00 No.8886295 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886282
archiven sie
archive chive of the ar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:53:00 No.8886298 Report

Quoted By: >>8886616

HEY!! YOU THERE!!!!!
GO HERE:
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
Paste the url of this thread. We must archive this thread!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:53:00 No.8886301 Report

Quoted By:

congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/k/

:D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 02:55:00 No.8886314 Report

Quoted By:

Oh my fucking god dude you are like, 30 retards.

I can't even fathom the level of stupidity necessary to get into your situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 03:10:00 No.8886406 Report

Quoted By:

>>8880649
maybe your mallet is stuck in your screwdrivers dumbass, just a guess based on your track record

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 03:47:00 No.8886595 Report

Quoted By:

Thanks OP. I once drunkenly went into the wrong bedroom and felt up my wife's ugly sister before realizing that it wasn't my wife. You make me feel so less stupid now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 03:50:00 No.8886616 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886298
Voted.

Fuck me, OP is a moron. OP, just throw away all your other airshit guns. Sell them if you're strapped for cash, but the longer they're in your house, the higher the chance you'll herp this derp again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 03:51:00 No.8886618 Report

Quoted By:

This thread will go down in the annals of /k/ history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 04:02:00 No.8886670 Report

Quoted By: >>8886676

If it was that hard to get off, how the hell did you get ito n in the first place?

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk Wed 18 May 2011 04:03:00 No.8886674 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this took almost 24 hours to resolve

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk

un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk Wed 18 May 2011 04:04:00 No.8886676 Report

Quoted By: >>8886891

>>8886670
apparently firearms are like chinese finger traps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 04:42:00 No.8886891 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886676
lol'd

Lacedaemonius

Lacedaemonius Wed 18 May 2011 04:45:00 No.8886907 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886290
>m44, not 1891/30
I am this jelly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 05:00:00 No.8886977 Report

Quoted By:

OP kill yourself, the fact that you own any type of projectile launching thing scares the shit out of me.
But in OPs defense, airshit does require care just like anything else. It's a different type of care, but care none the less. After all, metal still rusts, and dirt still clogs shit up. Plus the barrel of an airshit is like that pussy kid in your 2nd grade class that cried at EVERYTHING. you get a tiny bit of shit in there and the bbs go spinning off in crazy directions. I know this because I was once a part of airshit, but was saved by real guns. I once was lost but now am found, unlike this jackass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 05:29:00 No.8887132 Report

Quoted By:

>>8885695
This had me laughing for the rest of the thread.

Well done OP, you made my morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 05:36:00 No.8887185 Report

Quoted By:

I feel bad for you, the KWA USPs are so fucking nice.

I hope you can get it repaired and this thread was fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 05:42:00 No.8887223 Report

Quoted By:

This is absolutely unfuckingbelieveable.

OP you are pants on head retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:07:00 No.8887718 Report

Quoted By:

Bump because OP has not yet been shamed enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:24:00 No.8887802 Report

Quoted By:

if it makes you feel better OP, KWA's warranty will actually provide you with a new frame free of cost, srsly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:26:00 No.8887816 Report

Quoted By:

>ctrl f
>crane
>phrase not found
I am very dissapoint.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:36:00 No.8887868 Report

Quoted By:

/k/ retard thread with BOOF and IVAN in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:38:00 No.8887876 Report

Quoted By:

I needed to post in this thread, just to be safe.

Mav !R7.WUO58c2

Mav !R7.WUO58c2 Wed 18 May 2011 07:46:00 No.8887906 Report

Quoted By:

>>8886259
I LOVE YOU IVAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:49:00 No.8887913 Report

Quoted By:

Dude, you could have saved your airshit and all this time if you just tried freezing it or heating it up right off the bat like everyone told you to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:52:00 No.8887929 Report

Quoted By:

>>8879626

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 07:58:00 No.8887961 Report

Quoted By:

archive this shit op is a dumber than a bag of hammers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 08:01:00 No.8887985 Report

Quoted By: >>8887989 >>8888025

Wow. This thread ranks alongside that time a fa/tg/uy accidentally glued a guardsman to his penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 08:03:00 No.8887989 Report

Quoted By: >>8888314

>>8887985
Bull. Shit. Nigga you trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 08:09:00 No.8888025 Report

Quoted By:

>>8887985

that was a hilarious thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 09:06:00 No.8888314 Report

Quoted By:

>>8887989
If you think I'm making it up,
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4956404/
If you were calling it lower quality than this thread,
well,
thats just your opinion, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 10:57:00 No.8888980 Report

Quoted By:

>>8880035
Well, if it did explode, that would certainly get the slide off, wouldn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 May 2011 12:46:00 No.8889553 Report

Quoted By:

Toasting a whole loaf of epic bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 May 2011 01:09:00 No.8891981 Report

Quoted By:

bumping this thread to help OP's shame become eternal

<Insert Name Here> !nOA3ItxPxI

<Insert Name Here> !nOA3ItxPxI Thu 19 May 2011 01:15:00 No.8892005 Report

Quoted By:

dear god, someone screencap please.

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7 Thu 19 May 2011 01:25:00 No.8892067 Report

Quoted By:

OP thanks for the experience.

help 4 u

Thu 19 May 2011 02:52:00 No.8892554 Report

Quoted By: >>8892564

dremel the fuckin airsoft slide off unless u value the airsoft over the real thing then dremel the real firearm. how'd u get it to fit on in the first place iwhtout you not being able to tell in the firs place is what i want to know. i am also shocked that it would fit in the first place. hey if the materials are comparable and interchangeable on parts of the weapon that won't result in the creation of a "pinkie popper grenade" then u can save money on parts. just remember to safely test the thing first like getting a 5yr old to try it out first or the mother in law.

Human GPS 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb

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Human GPS 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb Thu 19 May 2011 02:53:00 No.8892564 Report

Quoted By:

>>8892554
Is....is this language you spew even english?

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