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The science of denim

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TODAY was a great day for SCIENCE.

There have been many questions swirling lately about the two true superpowers in this world: Denim, and the .22lr.

Some say that denim shorts will vaporize or ricochet a .22lr bullet and hardly dent -- others say that a .22lr bullet will tear through denim, the person wearing it, and leave orbit on a trajectory to ruin some alien's day.

Both cannot be true. So the tests begin. With a trip to JoAnn's for two yards of denim.

Next, a device to hold and compress the layers of denim is constructed.