So Gaddafi is owner 143.8 tonnes of gold which at current market value is 7.124 billion USD.
Anonymous
>>8984767 Sounds like a feasible plan, just one thing, how do we move 144 tons of gold?
Anonymous
>implying /k/ could ruck out of libya with a sack full of gold without passing out of stopping to eat pizza rolls
Anonymous
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if you pay for all of it and have the intelligence of the locations
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8984771 if moses can carry ten giant gold bricks im sure we can manage
also maybe you could use some of the 144 tons of gold to bribe a couple of c5 pilots
Anonymous
>>8984771 Cover as UN Food convoy in trucks across ground.
Then load up onto a few boats and load up into a cargoship. Still under UN colors and flag.
Anonymous
Anonymous
ausfag here. You'd be fucked. you can't just drive through the desert in libya. I spent all of last year there working as an economist. you have to stick on the roads. and the only real roads going any where in the country are on the coast. The gold would be in tripoli no doubt but youd be ass fucked to get it. if there was some sort of soviet union collapse and every guard just fucked off form there stations you might have a window. But really there's no chance. 0% probability of you finding it, moving it, not getting it robbed by rebels or gaddafi supporters or even selling it to anyone for that matter.
Anonymous
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>>8984767 why don't you fuck off and sit with that chinese container ship guy
deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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Only if I can make gold nuggets out of my share.
Anonymous
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>>8984798 >>8984799 I'm gravitating towards helmets and not berets.
Anonymous
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>>8984790 yeah. us pilots are totally easy to bribe and can totally just divert their jets and totally do whatever you want.
why don't you just put on your robe and wizard and fucking use magic.
What could possibly go wrong?
Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Manmade_River I say we truck it this far, and then just dump it all in. Pay a handful of poor indigenous saps to take the trucks and make a dash for the Algerian border as a decoy. Then we just come in later in diving gear and float the gold down to our ships waiting in the Mediterranean, just like in The Italian Job.
Anonymous
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>>8984790 Max. payload of a C5 Galaxy is 122,470 kg. So you'd need two if you wanted to get it out fast enough.
Alternatively, you could just get an Antonov An-124 and be out with 6.2 tonnes remaining, since max. load is 150 tonnes. These are also cheaper to buy.
Anonymous
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>>8984823 Sealand never saw it coming.
Anonymous
>>8984825 That, is utterly brilliant.
All right /k/, you're going to have to sell off your moist nuggets and anime figurines to raise 100 million so we can buy an An-124 and paint it to look like a UN asset.
Anonymous
>>8984855 Alright /k/, we've got a new mission: we steal an An-124 and paint it to look like a UN asset.
Anonymous
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>>8984842 Glad you think so.
>>8984869 Better kidnap a pilot while we're at it.
Anonymous
>>8984876 Well, I can fly a helicopter. So I know how to keep an aircraft in the air.
How much different can it be?
Anonymous
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>>8984876 We don't need a trained pilot. It's more exciting to just wing it. Learn by doing.
Anonymous
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>>8984876 >>8984881 Me too. I'd volunteer, but the whole idea of flying the gold out seems too sketchy to me. I think shipping it out is the way to go, if we can swing it.
un/k/nownuser !4changtcqk
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>>8984771 dump trucks
L2movies
Anonymous
its_so_crazy_it_might_work.jpeg
Anonymous
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Remember,we're the same fuckups who cant even take over an abandoned fortress in the English channel...
Anonymous
fuck all that planes and boats crap - what we need is about 400 original mini coopers and a stereo playing ride of the valkries. if the italian job is to be believed, they can go anywhere so the deserts shouldn't be a problem
Anonymous
>>8984923 Wait, /k/ tried to assassinate Mugabe?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8984934 also, this would give us each a cut of around 9million, before the cost of shipping the stuff out.
Anonymous
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>>8984937 Yeh, but just like every idea they had, they never actually carried it out.
Anonymous
I volunteer as Pilot, I have just got my pilots license and I can actually rent a Plane from Egypt for not much money. A BIG PLANE TOO. Just need some commandos and what not. Also why the fuck would we need it all? Just take as much as can be carried. Then give the rest to the rebels. Have them help, tell them its taking money out of Qaddafi's pocket making war for them easier. I also know 2 friends in Egypt who speak the lingo well.... of course I highly doubt anyone here is serious... Sad day.........
Anonymous
>>8984978 Pilot confirmed.... Now we need about $100,000 and 30 people and weapons. Also intel.
Anonymous
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>>8984934 Fucking helarious mate. laughed at the mental picture.
ausfag who's mention his libyan experians earlier. I have my privates licence oh and did i mention i speak arabic with an egyptian dialect. We need to assemble an A team. I shotgun being both face and murdock
TheUnderachiever !!cwCR5q9g+zj
Anonymous
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fuck a PMC should do it
Anonymous
Swissfag here
Anonymous
what if we take all the gold up the coast in containers, then bury it at several along the beach. we'll mark an X in the sand and come back for it in once the situation has calmed down.
Anonymous
>>8987248 Useless. Gold is the easiest asset to sell in the world.
Theres no records, no nothing. Just melt it and its worth 100% of its value, and can be sold to any legitimate source.
Also, why sell it when its only going to go up in Price?
I say we divide the gold and let each man do what he wants with it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I like how no one asks for a source, we just start plannin raids and shit.
Anonymous
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>>8984869 You don't need to steal one, for a lucrative job you can rent one, including ukrainian crew. They don't ask to many questions if you pay cash.
Anonymous
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>144 tons of gold >fly it out
Anonymous
-roll out is semi-trucks with empty shipping containers on the backs of them (or whatever the local equivalent is)
MilSurpDude
>>8987292 You know, a Sherman can give you a very nice...edge.
Anonymous
>ports occupied / embargoed >airstrips covered in burning tires and dead cars
Anonymous
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>>8987303 Lulz. Just watched that the other night.
*obligatory negative waves joke*
Anonymous
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>>8987292 The wire is the way to go. We just need Omar
>Omar walking in downtown Tripoli >"OMAR IS COMMING!" >Every guard in the city run away in panic >We walk in and take the gold Anonymous
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>>8987305 If you sail out with 14 tons of gold on your ship, the US probably won't sink your shit.
Anonymous
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you will need
Anonymous
>>8987254 Sonny, selling 100 oz of gold is one thing, selling 100 tones is something completely different.
I offer the full service, safe passage, safe storage, industrial smelting and casting new ingots, semi legal sale to different customers, transaction of your newly financial assets to safe accounts, tax optimizing (yes, the IRS can be a bitch!) and if you want purchase of private islands and other property.
Otherwise have fun walking with your libyan marked ingots to the next Wells Fargo branch...
canadian
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i am in
>>8987305 >>8987305 stop your negative waves
Anonymous
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fuck stealing his gold. just take over the goddamned country
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8987322 This guys seems legit.
We could buy /k/ its own island.
I've seen a few large ones for sale off the coast of Africa.
The good thing about being off the coast of africa would be we can boat on over and get weapons on the cheap.
Anonymous
ok guise i have a plan, feel free to alter it to perfection, the premise is pretty simple
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8987390 >implying joos don't love diamonds more TheUnderachiever !!cwCR5q9g+zj
is anyone else as serious about this as i am
Anonymous
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Well at least its a better idea then invading sealand or taking over some shitty african country.
Anonymous
>>8987520 I would be...
if we had any intel
like for example, a detailed map of the city the gold is in
a schematic of the building the gold is in
the location of the building the gold is in
guard routes in the city
estimated response times of military
capital
TheUnderachiever !!cwCR5q9g+zj
>>8987611 we can get stuff like that
Anonymous
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>>8987641 >says the tripfag "The Underachiever" Anonymous
If we somehow found where the gold was stashed, it would probably take all of /k/ to seize and hold it long enough to load it on to trucks.
Anonymous
>>8987823 We would need forward scouts to find out the relevant information before committing any men to the operation.
Anonymous
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YOU HAVE MY NUGGET! I SHALL JOIN THEE ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS CRUSADE!
Anonymous
You know, some of you should seriously consider doing this. What else have you got going for you? A life of mediocrity? Here's a shot at gaining or losing everything, and just think of what would happen if by some chance you pulled it off. It would be the greatest thing you, or anyone else you will ever meet, has ever done. And if you get killed, history will probably remember you forever if the news gets out. If not? Who cares, you're dead, and Valhalla would gladly accept you.
Anonymous
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Perhaps we're aiming too high here. Shifting 143.8 tonnes of gold would be a massive operation, or more likely several massive operations as all the gold is unlikely to be held in one spot.
TheUnderachiever !!cwCR5q9g+zj
>>8987908 that is the way im thinking, i live such a boring life
Anonymous
Anonymous
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We'll need johnny labs.
Anonymous
Double cross, that's what i would
do.As soon as we got the gold across the border i would ummm make all of you give me your share.
Anonymous
>>8987987 You would go skydiving without a parachute and we would all share your share.
Anonymous
>>8987987 >ummm Are you 12?
Anonymous
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Toasting in epic bread.
Anonymous
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>>8987846 Scouts you say?
>mfw I went to Libya in 2002 as part of the "Shake A Big Fist" deployment :P
Anonymous
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>>8987952 Then you should probably start getting funds together and planning the operation. Also, you'll need informants.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I hate these threads because i know /k/ is too pussy to do anything.
Anonymous
Something like this would require financial backing to get off the ground. Which no wealthy, intelligent backer would give a bunch of retards on the 'butts.
Anonymous
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>>8988033 Yeah they would -- if we all wore helmet cams. That way, the wealthy guy could watch us running around getting gunned down when we're found out and refuse to surrender our precious golds.
Anonymous
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>>8988000 >>8987999 Holy fuck opposite trips.
But to 999, we could give him a bag of dildos instead of a parachute. (10 internets for anon who knows the movie reference)
Anonymous
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>>8988030 Trips? You are sorely mistaken. Look closely at my post number.....it is a full house.
Anonymous
OP if you plan the operation and everything, I will go out and buy a fucking minigun to bring along.
Anonymous
>We somehow find a way in loaded with arms and equipment >We somehow locate the gold which is for some reason all in one place >we have somehow secured a means of transport it to the coast >we somehow find a port we can actually use >we somehow pull the heist off without suffering any casualties or retarded bum fucks shooting at each other triyng to get a bigger cut >US navy stops our ship and steals the gold
Anonymous
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I'd do it if you fuckers would ever organize correctly, which will never happen. Posting in a circlejerk thread.
Anonymous
>>8988066 >I will go out and buy a fucking minigun >implying there is more than ONE on the civilian registry >implying you have $200,000 >implying you aren't 14 Anonymous
>>8988079 Full retard.
There are 70+ privately owned miniguns in the U.S.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
Not Gaddafi. If I were to go on some expedition to retrieve treasures, I'd rather go here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varosha,_Famagusta beast
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norwegian Soldier reporting in. make plans and im in
Anonymous
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>>8988104 We will steal them!
A heist to the heist!
Then a heist to steal a boat!
Then a heist to steal the gold!
HEIST!
Anonymous
>>8988115 Well stop their on our way back from Libya
Hans
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I had this one crazy guy offer me a position to lead a company sized element to do something similar. He had it planned but he was still trying to recruit people. I was like umm, I'll get back to you on that.
Anonymous
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>>8988074 More likely:
>ten or so /k/ommandos decide to do this thing >locate one of the gold depots, observe it meticulously >make plan >execute plan >drive off in a few land rovers with a few tonnes of gold, nobody will miss it >buy tacticooled AR-15s, crates of nuggets and PO8 lugers Anonymous
>implying you could even fence a fraction of 143.8 tons of gold and get a good enough return for a) the effort of taking out of the country it and b) finding a fence who wont fuck you over and torture you for the rest of the gold
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988139 I'd wager we'd need to hold the air support over 'till there, if we didn't want to get our heads blown off.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988143 Which is why you do so incrementally to MANY far spread fences. Someone doesn't understand proper laundering.
Anonymous
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We could just bribe some senators and generals, then have them let us go on with our business.
Anonymous
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>>8988143 Why do you dumb cunts think you need to sell this to a "fence"?
Melt it, and sell it in small pieces. Candy-asses....
Anonymous
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>>8988146 I bet we could find some connections, or we could be 'journalists' o drive under the rebels flag.
Anonymous
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>>8988074 >US navy stops our ship and steals the gold I love the military and all, but they ruin every single fucking plan when it comes to stealing gold.
Anonymous
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Even if you got the gold, you'd have to evac in the Atlantic, and that requires going through the shittiest parts of Africa.
Anonymous
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>>8988143 >>7 billion worth of goldWith that much money you are above the law.
Anonymous
>>8988143 You're dumb.
You melt it down in ingots that are about half a kilo each.
HERP DERP.
beast
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The gold bullion held by the Libyan central bank and controlled by Colonel Gaddafi - is among the 25 largest reserves in the world, according to the International Monetary Fund.
Anonymous
Well me and my friends were drunk a couple weeks ago and thought we might try it if we wanted to:
Anonymous
>>8988198 Enjoy getting a shitty % since the buyer doesn't have a clue what foundry the ingot was made at.
Anonymous
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>>8988234 You seriously are dumb.
You buy things with the ingots.
Anonymous
I don't want 140 tonnes of gold.
Anonymous
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>>8988234 Implying that it matters where the gold comes from when it is 23 Karat or more.
Anonymous
Remember, when we're selling it for the money:
Anonymous
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>>8988249 >>8988249 Indeed, 140 tons is a huge fucking ammount. That would buy every nugget in the world.
beast
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but srsly lemme know if u guys are serious
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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>>8988253 Of course, holding a gun to the guy's head won't hurt either.
Does any of you have any idea how long it would take to sell off 140 tons of stolen gold? You can't sell that shit in bulk.
Anonymous
>140 tonnes of gold
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
So if you do manage to find where about his bunker in the desert with it is.
Anonymous
>>8988352 What part of melt the gold down didn't you understand?
Anonymous
Holy shit muffins. If we got 200 people to do this, assumed that we would get all the gold and that it would take 100,000,000 to get all the materials and everything, we would each make over 30,000,000! Holy fuck. All we need is investors to get 100,000,000
Anonymous
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How about just a expeditionary force?
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988356 And do any of you know how to smelt gold?
And where in Africa are you going to do this?
Anonymous
>>8988310 or we could buy our own country and have NO gun laws at all.
Anonymous
>>8988367 Melting metal down isn't some secret lost art, it isn't that difficult, compared to actually getting it in the first place.
Anonymous
Be realistic. If you were to go after the gold you'd be facing tanks, artillery, mortars, machine guns, fucking crazy people with knives, and your plan is to walk in and shoot them?
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
Anonymous
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Saigax@aim.com...... I am in, Especially since I just got out of Military.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988379 Seeing as the French were defeating the tanks by dropping rocks on them, I don't know how hard that'd be.
>>8988372 Then we invade Varosha and get ourselves some sweeeeeet vintage Ferraris!
Anonymous
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Gaddafi's underlings are several dozen steps ahead of you, if it comes to the point where he cant control his own security they would be the 1st to do it (and have likley planned how to do it and have been prepping the palm grease to make sure they can get off easy).
Anonymous
>>8988372 >>8988225 holy fuck muffins again.
Ok, we get 500 /k/ommandos
We steal the gold using one of the afformentioned ideas, and we each get about 15,000,000 worth of gold. We use this money to buy more weapons, planes, and other vehicles, and take over chad like in my afformentioned idea. We now have a country that is completely run by /k/, has no gun laws, and is not subject to taxes or anything. Pic extremely related
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8988378 Oh ok.
''Hello sir, how would you like purchase my unmarked gold, we have specially molded it into the shape of a large puddle for easy transport.''
Anonymous
>>8988384 Do you have fighter jets? No? Exactly. And even if you did fast air takes a while to deploy.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988398 At this point, it'd be easier to just purchase Helos and slingload the slabs.
Anonymous
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ittt people who don't know how buying/selling gold works irl
Anonymous
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>>8988393 That idea is so fucking crazy it actually just might work.
Anonymous
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>>8988307 Thats right, you can't.
>>8987322 I can. South Africa (the white one), Kongo-Kinshasa, Uganda. All Happy customers of swiss precious metals services.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988393 Take over an African country that deals heavily in uranium/plutonium.
What could go wrong!
Anonymous
Why don't we just smelt the gold into cars, and drive those to the beach. When we get to the beach, we smelt the gold into boats and sail home.
Anonymous
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>>8988427 Finally, the plan is starting to come together.
Anonymous
>>8988407 >burdened helicopter >tank column enjoy your aa/manpads
Anonymous
>>8988423 Even better, /k/ has enough brainpower to make some dirty nukes, just not nuclear fission bombs. Just imagine, all the gunowners on /k/ with the power of a nuclear bomb...
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988435 We'd waste it on finding LMJ and finally shutting him the fuck up about his radios.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988435 You know, despite the fact that you would have to fight through the Chadian national army, and then deal with what ever UN sanctions for the take over and the eventual fail as fuck African Union invasion, then followed by either the French invasion of the Obongo liberation...........
this would actually be awesome-sauce and something I would do despite the 100% fail outcome
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>>8988441 You must be really, really asspained to still be bringing up radio threads when the dude hasn't even made one in months.
Anonymous
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>>8988435 Do you know how fast the US would free the shit out of us?
Anonymous
>>8988450 How could the outcome 100% be fail? There are some operators on /k/, and maybe we could hire some contractors. We buy some STINGER missles, shoot anything the fuck down that comes in our airspace, and overall have the most awesome /k/ountry in the world.
Anonymous
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Ok who's going to make a Arma 2 OA mission based on this?
Anonymous
I hope one of these threads eventually gets so far out of hand that a bunch of you idiots try something.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988464 Well eventually the African Union/French/American freedom fuckery would come a knocking because they would hate our freedoms.
Not too mention the muslims in the country would get pissed.
For for those 4 weeks of utter win and the formation of the best republic in the world.......would be worth the crash.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988433 I'm fairly certain we could get ground forces out fast enough to take out whatever SAM assets they had in the particular point of entry we chose. There must be some weak point.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
Anonymous
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>>8988472 Don't be afraid to believe in us.
canadian
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>>8988483 i am fairly certain that all the sam's are gone
>>8988480 Solved by what I said, offer people 10 dollars to get out. If they don't get out for the 10 dollars, we threaten to shoot the until they get out. Winning! And they couldn't invade us, we would have nukes.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988491 Have you missed the 3 odd months of NATO strikes on Libyan infrastructure?
The Air defence was the first to go, and anything that looks slightly military and not in contact with NATO saying its rebel would be hit by a French/British airstrike in minutes.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988501 I think it would take some times for a bottle rocket with a nuclear war head to be made, you would be best trying to completely whoring yourself to China in terms of resources for their tactile support.
TimetoinvadeChad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8988501 >>8988464 >>8988435 >>8988393 >>8988358 >>8988225 All of those were my posts, I will start using this tripcode for now so we know who is who.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988503 No, I'm just drunk right now, and forgot. Shit.
So then the plan would be to impersonate NATO.
Anonymous
>>8984767 >Buy a galaxy on credit and spend the rest of the year sneaking flights out of the UN No-Fly-Zone to pay for it. >Move 381 Tonnes of gold per flight (roughly $X USD) >??? > Profit? >Getting caught smuggling gold out of Libya by the UN > Never see the light of day again >Priceless TimetoinvadeChad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8988514 RPG with a nuclear tip, nuclear land mines, etc. We will all lose 10+ years off our lives, but we will live the high life!
Anonymous
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>>8988521 >implying you CAN buy a Galaxy on credit... Anonymous
>>8988521 How exactly are we going to sneak past the no fly zone?
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988520 Or you turn up to the rebels and propose your services as merces/soldiers of consciousness and find a couple of rebels to cut in with the scratch and keep us informed with NATO as we make up some story of some special ops to kill or destroy something, we pick up the loot, high tail it out of there and drop the link with NATO when we near the border?
Our you could try to cut the Egyptians in on something?
Anonymous
>>8988533 All sneaky like... we buy 2 Galaxy's and use one as a diversion?
Anonymous
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988528 You, I like you.
Anonymous
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>>8988557 Flares, they cant chase us into Egypt.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8988549 We'd have to get the backing of a country we could strongarm out of their share, but with minimal international consequence.
Anonymous
So is this down like Charlie Brown or is this just a what if thread?
Anonymous
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>>8988572 Russia's backing everyone that the UN isn't, nowadays -- so we'll get one or the other.
Anonymous
TimetoinvadeChad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988559 Thank you sir, I like your Gaddafi pictures.
Anonymous
>>8984767 Good Job OP,
I <3 theoretical threads on /k/
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8988576 Meh, I need some excitement, if you pay my fares on flights, then sure, I will come get shot with you all.
Anonymous
>>8988557 Rear firing AIM9's on the Galaxy's to defend against enemy fighter aircraft.
Anonymous
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What if we get the support of the rebels, and 'liberate' the country using the revolution as a ruse to aquire the gold?
TimetoinvadeChad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988588 >>8988588 >Implying this thread is theoretical. Anonymous
Are you guys forgetting the little fact that NATO is constantly flying sorties over Libya, and if we used a plane we would quickly be intercepted, if we used a massive convoy we would be spotted and probably bombed, and if we were trying to sail out we would get intercepted and boarded by one of the Navies patrolling that area. Safest idea would probably be to somehow get it onto one of Libya's neighboring countries and then move it from there. Or we could wait until NATO gets bored and gets the fuck away from Libya
Anonymous
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>>8988607 We could 'enlist' the rebels to our cause. Get them in on something theyll never know about.
Bribery is always an option too.
TimetoinvadeChad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988516 Ok i am adding spaces to my tripcode because it is hard to see what it means i realized
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988599 So, you wanted to fend off all of this interceptor/fighter bomber aircraft in a transport?
Anonymous
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We get the gold and then bury it again. Leave till this shit fest is over and go dig the shit up. Those that die get their share delivered to the next of kin the rest become rich bastards.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8988623 >Implying they would shut us down if we said we were Americans going to steal Gaddafi's gold. Anonymous
I love this idea and would be willing to go for it. Sadly I don't have any money or guns because I'm lucky enough to have friends who don't mind me shooting their guns. I am a competent 20 year old though. That counts for something right?
Anonymous
>>8988607 That has been answered already...
We have 2 galaxy's one loaded with gold the other set up for Escorting the gold out of Libya.
Escort Galaxy is set up for a fight with AIM9's and Ball turrets (Quad M2's).
We run sorties at night and only have to deal with the CAP's.
We use flares to cover our retreat to the Egyptian boarder.
If thats not enough, we have rear mounted AIM9's to deal with hostile fighter's.
Anonymous
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>>8984767 Looks easy enough...
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988642 >Implying we would have to deal with hostile fighters If we just flew in there, and announced that we were going to take all of his gold, they would just think we were retards. They wouldn't shoot us down if we were American.
Anonymous
>>8988642 Perfect... We just need 400 million
Anonymous
>>8988642 I think you're being overly optimistic regarding our theoretical AA abilities.
also gonna dump information pics that will hopefully aid our conquest of chad and libya
Anonymous
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>>8988637 >Steal the gold >Raise army >Invade Sealand >??? >Profit
Anonymous
>>8988642 yeah, i didn't refresh the page before i posted so i didn't see it. Seems like a reasonably sound plan, but we better get some freaking competent gunners on those Quad M2's.
Anonymous
>>8988668 I explained we buy the Galaxy's on credit and pay them back within the month by running two sorties out of Libya. Two flights carring their max takeoff weight of 381,000kg of gold pay for themselves.
Anonymous
what would we do with the gold?
Anonymous
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>>8988700 Oh yeah, i forgot. lol
Wee hould make a PMC and do other stuff like this
Anonymous
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>>8988684 That will be the hard part...
Anonymous
Why are we transporting all the gold in one go?
Anonymous
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>>8988708 Use it to finance the campaign against Sealand. It was said earlier.
Anonymous
If somebody is willing to pay for my transportation fares, training, ammunition and food, I'd completely do this.
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explosives wooo
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988741 >Nope.jpg You want to come, you pay your own fucking way.
Anonymous
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Actually Its is a very nice gun. I have had one for many years and had no issues ever with it DA trigger pull is a bit rough to get used to (Has a great SA pull) but the gun its self is really nice.
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bound to be useful
Anonymous
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>>8988717 I mean,where would you fucking put it?
after all,everyone would be after it!!!
Also,why can't you simply go down to Johannesburg,and transfer it into some virtual crap....\
upload it into some zipdrive......
hire a close friend too,fly you near the swiss border... jump out an aircraft like D.B cooper....
/....and then use the zip drive, to cash out the gold?
Anonymous
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I volenter my self and My Mosin nagant m1895 revolver, only got 5 bullet though an ammo is hard to find.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8988806 This man just solved the one problem that we had. We must now start the operation.
Anonymous
Why not just use the money, to build a new sealand?
>>8988845 yea thats a great idea. be a general nuisance to the world until an anti ship missile has an unfortunate 'malfunction' and we find ourselves at the bottom of the ocean
Anonymous
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stop thinking so grand, just grab a couple of bars each and be happy for it, less stuff shit you take, less time you take, less suspicious you are, less chance for 7.62 calibre brain surgery
Anonymous
>>8988859 please post the how to fora johnny lab 2.0 detonator pls.
Anonymous
>>8988824 Or we could sell it to pawnstars
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>>8988867 for some reason i dont have it. i mentioned that in a previous post.
assistance in procuring this how to would be greatly appreciated.
Anonymous
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>>8984987 I could throw about $2,000 and I'm a poorfag.
I've actually done a handful of shits and giggles infiltration type stuff. Nothing hollywood tier obviously.
As far as weapons go, I've got guns but unless you want me using WWII vintage rifles and handguns I'd prefer to borrow a modern semi-auto carbine from someone.
Anonymous
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I'd be in, but I only have a .22 MP5 clone.
Anonymous
>this thread >Implying that any of you faggots have the skills to pull something like this off >Implying that any of you faggots have the balls to pull this off >Implying that any of you are over 13
Anonymous
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too bad we won't really do this.
Anonymous
Post as much johnny lab 2.0 as possible... it is relevant to this thread.
Anonymous
>>8988642 >Implying NATO wouldn't shoot your bitch-asses down about 2 seconds after you entered Libyan airspace
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>>8988901 posting what i can from my weapon related info folder
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988896 Silly, people under 18 aren't supposed to be on 4chan. So, there can't be any 13 year olds.
Anonymous
>>8988908 It's the UN not NATO. They would confirm our intent and instruct us to land at one of their fields. They would NOT fire on a cargo aircraft flying over Libyan airspace. In the very small chance that they consider a Galaxy a threat.
We do have flares!
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8988877 This is what would happen in that situation
Anonymous
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What's the whole story on sealand, i never got the memo.
Anonymous
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If we can find authentic Libyan military uniforms
Anonymous
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>>8988943 >>8988920 >Implying the UN matters >Implying that unidentified cargo aircraft wouldn't be seen as Qaddafi trying to resupply his forces and destroyed >Implying that you aren't a retarded pipe dreaming 13 year old
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8988943 UN resolution 1972 is the UN approved no fly zone which is BEING MANNED BY NATO/a coalition of willing nations.
I for one am not seeing light blue planes flying above Libya bombing the shit out of it.
the Bosnian war was a UN mission, but it was NATO who did the grunt work.
Anonymous
I imagine some CIA spook is watching this thread and loling while on the phone with NATO who are also loling.>Sir, they're here, should we scramble fighters? >No, this shit is going to be funny as hell, send a drone so we can watch this shit. >Aw yeah, sir.
Anonymous
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>>8988957 I almost died, I was laughing so hard.
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i have the second part of this then im out of stuff relevant to this thread.
Anonymous
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dump the shit over board in some type of large container.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8988968 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/02/nato_warned_over_anonymous/ NATO has been watching us for months now, NATO UAV's/aircraft are currently planning a shock and awe against the 4chan user base.
We have little time, we must prepare!
Anonymous
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>>8988983 >Anonymous is becoming more and more sophisticated and could potentially hack into sensitive government, military, and corporate files. Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8988968 I can imagine their faces....
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8988983 So this pretty much garuntees that NATO is watching this thread. They must be laughing their asses off, but they don't understand somehow someone will pull this off.
Oh, and this is one of the more epic threads I have posted in this forum.
Anonymous
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>>8988968 I fucking LOL'd. If we did somehow pull this off, they would wonder what the fuck just happened and then intercept us, steal our gold and continue LOL'ing
Anonymous
Operation THREE KINGS is a go.
Anonymous
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If even a dozen of the butterballs on here made it near Libya in a bongo truck they'd most likely be cut down by nomads with Enfields and pillaged immediately. /k/'s special operations division is now just a pile of naked mummies next to a pile of overpriced MREs.
Anonymous
> browsing /k/ late at night > See this thread > oh lol this is gonna be good > mfw this is so stupid/genius it could actually work
Anonymous
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>mfw I realized that the only thing stopping anon is that they don't actually know where the gold is >mfw i have no face.
Anonymous
someone make a thread about this on OPchan.
Anonymous
How about we actually get together and start training first, get some funding do some small scale missions and eventually move up to taking on Gaddafi and stealing his gold. We would have a much higher chance of success.
Anonymous
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>>8989032 >Lieutenant, can you tell me again how they managed to fly in a Galaxy through our No fly zone, land it in a muddy field, get in a firefight with Qaddafi loyalists, steal 144 tons of gold, and slip past us with it? And on top of that, they just dropped paratroopers in Sealand. >Honestly? I've got no fucking idea. Anonymous
i want this to happen so bad. i dont know how id get to our fob and i dont have guns but id fucking help if a bro was nice enough to loan me an rifle for the operation. i know you /k/ommandos have more than one ar-15 or some other modern rifle.
Anonymous
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>>8989073 Gold would be gone by then!
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8989050 I know. If we could actually get some cohesion, we could possible pull this off if we could learn where the gold is and get enough money to borrow/buy a transport plane.
Ok, somehow get control of a semi-large boat. (100-200 feet)
Get it as close to libya as we can get
Fly in with some medium sized helicopters, and at least one transport plane, and take 2000 pounds of gold per trip, with 10 helicopters operating at once. Get 100 tons of gold in the plane, get it all to chad, already explained what happens next, etc.
>>8989082 You can use my 1903 if you wanted. Granted it's a family heirloom so you can't drop it.
Anonymous
Jokes on you, NATO is watching this thread and just contacted Qaddafi, the gold's being moved now.
Anonymous
>>8989072 This. I suggested this. We need a place to think this shit out that isn't /k/.
Anonymous
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>>8989087 2 Galaxy's are cheaper than all of that.
Just food for thought...
Anonymous
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>>8989088 i could live with that but in a combat zone i couldnt say without a doubt it would get returned in good condition or at all.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
Alright chaps, we meet in the middle of Tahrir Square in Cairo, this day 3 weeks at 16:00 local.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
Every fucking person vote for this thread, it is the only one on /k/
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes Anonymous
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>This whole thread.
Anonymous
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>>8989119 It was archived.
Anonymous
Anyone here a medic?
Anonymous
>>8989119 archiving this makes it accessible to potential enemies. more so that it has already. information is one of if not the most valuable commodity in war.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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Archived! Great job /k/. I am going to take all the good posts and put them into a word document, so we can copy pasta them into the next thread when this one reaches the post limit.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
Anonymous
>>8989134 I was a Medic with the 82nd airborne in Iraq and later Afghanistan.
If thats what your looking for?
Anonymous
>>8989035 You better show up, I'm packing my shit now.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8989136 Yes, but you need your own info to set it up. It isn't like they are going to look on 4chan archive...
Anonymous
>>8989136 Ok then put this somewhere it isnt easily accessible, password protected forum/archive?
Anonymous
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>>8989153 Sure!
So we've got our medic, anything else we need?
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8989154 Not yet, we have much planning to do.
Anonymous
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>>8989154 dont leave yet, we need to work out much more information and get some kind of funding going.
Anonymous
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>>8989154 We changed the date and time!!
>>8989115 canadian
wow so does any one have any intel on were pro gadafi forces are ? hell does any one have any idea on were the gold is?
Anonymous
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>>8989157 if i had the know how i would.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8989169 Thats the best bit
We expect top stubble on it while roaming the wasteland.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8989169 Not that hard of a problem...
Anonymous
Whose Credit card are we putting 2 Galaxy's on?
Anonymous
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I just bought 40 tracer rounds a few days ago, hope you guys have guns chambered for .223 and 5.56.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8989186 I have remembered why I fell in love with this board all over again.
Anonymous
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>>8989177 Boof's got a nice chunk of change.
/k/ommando's dad could probably foot one of them without noticing.
Sigfag's dad could probably swing it.
Narphenal could probably suck his dad's cock enough to get one.
Anonymous
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but OP, the US dropped the Libya mission, so the gold will be picked up by Nato
canadian
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there is almost no way to import arms into africa we would have to buy them in africa
Anonymous
>>8989186 I still have my moms credit card from when she
bought me a month of runescape, I got it covered bro.
Anonymous
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i feel like theres only like 2 dozen of us who are interested in this and some of us dont have weapons.
Anonymous
Guys seriously, you don't understand how serious I get about this kind of shit.
Anonymous
>>8989223 Nice .223, I like your style bro, If you pick me up, I have about 5 rifles to disperse.
>>8989223 >Doesn't understand why he can't keep a relationship. XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8989223 Right bro, you do that and pay for my fares to the region and I give you my sword, dedication or what ever you want.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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Gimme a functioning AUG, and some ammo, and I'd help. Ha.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Man, I want to join in on this so badly.
Anonymous
Anybody that can give long range fire support?
canadian
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the best way to ship every gold bar is just to put it into trucks and haul ass out of the country as fast as we can
Anonymous
>>8989230 Actually, don't have much of a problem with that. Thanks though. My last serious relationship of 2+ years ended simply because of a growing difference in goals and outlooks.
>>8989229 Sounds decent. I'd be willing. We could get there fairly easily by ourselves but we need a larger team. I'll sell my beloved 1903, Mosin, P1, FAL, Colt 1860, and CZ50.
>>8989231 Soundslegit.
Anonymous
What airstrip could be used and where the fuck would you pick up two Galaxies unnoticed lol? The only places that has a shady port like that would be further down the coast of east Africa but then you are talking about flying thru foreign airspace just to get anywhere near a jumpoff point.Also Libya has a no fly zone, NATO radar would see the planes 100s of miles out.
Anonymous
I'm sure we can get funding from some shady businessman for training, transportation, et cetera...
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8989257 I like the cut of your jib
Anonymous
we still need a chain of command if this is going to work. im not qualified to lead people into a firefight.
>>8989229 if its not a nugget id gladly take one
>>8989223 im not operator but id follow you into battle.
Anonymous
How exactly are we to get a C-5? They don't even sell them to civilians.
Anonymous
>>8989263 Why don't we start small and found a small mercenary company providing security to Japanese whaling boats being harassed by greenpeace fuckery.
Anonymous
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>>8989278 Because i'd blow up their ship and we'd all be thrown in prison the first day.
Anonymous
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>>8989247 This is what we got...
>>8988642 Anonymous
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>>8989278 another time my friend. more pressing matters are at hand.
Anonymous
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Guys, I live a few miles from Westover Air Reserve Base in Western Massachusetts. They deploy plenty of C5s from here. Problem is there's another base nearby with F15s. I'm not good with plans, you guys gotta think of something.
Anonymous
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Forget the galaxy. Each peron gets a truck filled with his share of gold. Put a boat on the coast and let people haul ass for the boat/whatever border they think is best. People will get through, especially if NATO figures out you are fucking over Gaddafi.
I think small trucks and small boats would be the best idea.
Anonymous
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>>8989277 They are long range cargo's, they are treated like 747's.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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And then after weeks of planning and fighting government forces across Libya from Ras lanuf to the bunker near the Chadian border.
Anonymous
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>>8989276 I'll take a leadership position, but would give command up if someone who I felt had greater drive and capability presented themselves.
For the remainder of the thread I'll be identifying as Shade, to avoid confusion.
I'm the adventure hungry fucker with guns and chump change.
>>8989304 I agree. This C5 bullshit, is purely that. Bullshit. Let's remain in the realm of absurd but possible shall we? FOr a variety of reasons discussed air transport is not preferable. Trucks loading onto boats would be our best bet.
Anonymous
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>>8989259 Scroll up, this has all been discussed before.
Anonymous
Maybe if we split it up into a bunch of trucks with a few guys each and scattered in different directions to meet up somewhere else to load onto the boats? It'd make it difficult as hell to track down. Just a thought.
Anonymous
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>>8989324 If we flee to Egypt they have to get permission to enter that countries airspace to pursue us.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8989115 >my face when some basement dwelling neckbeard steals his moms credit card buys a plane ticket and actually shows up Anonymous
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15 trucks, 15 boats, 15 destinations.
Anonymous
>>8989324 200 men /k/ompany
4x50 man platoons
5 squads each platoon
ie: Bravo squad Charlie Platoon of 1sy /k/ompany
or Bravo Charlie
Echo Bravo
Delta Alpha
Anonymous
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Now they are loling because we are so disorganized.
>>8988968 Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
Some ragtag company of odds and ends, former military, and random rednecks invading Libya. This is movie material.
shade
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>>8989348 Too many. Keep it simple stupid.
Lets keep the military monikers to a minimum. This will be more like guerrilla warfare.
We want discretion and simplicity.
Anonymous
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>>8989348 I think 200 is a bit of a stretch.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
>>8989361 Actually a good plan.
Seriously, if we can get some people to be for real I would be into this. Does anyone here have access to large amounts of money?
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8989343 I am ready, anyway
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>8989361 COMING, THIS FALL
THE /K/OMMANDOS AND THE CURSE OF QADDAFI'S GOLD!
What happens when a bunch of internet dwellers try to steal the Libyan wizards gold, its the thriller of the decade!
You will be ROFL, WTFing, ZOMGBBQing and a whole lot more!
Rated R, for retarded.
shade
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>>8989389 Rated FR, for Fucking Ridiculous.
The good news is, I specialize in the fucking ridiculous.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
>>8989372 I know you're very into this, but most of the people, myself included, wouldn't be willing to actually buy into such a thing. I'm just postulating hypotheticals because I like the conceptualization and to semi-(not believably) plan for the future. I, and other anons, have obligations and responsibilities to take care of. Maybe if I was out of the military, but for now, this is a silly pipe dream.
Anonymous
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>>8989361 This would give away the actual invasion of Libya... WE WANT THAT GOLD!
Anonymous
>>8989400 Fuck man, why can't more people be more dedicated to things. Obligations don't mean shit when you have opportunity for such great gain.
>>8989372 I'm with you pal.
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8989400 Have fun with your boring life.
canadian
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i am in and will to go all the way
Anonymous
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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>>8989421 They do when I work for the federal government.
I can still think out loud, with "hypothetical" plans, lol...
Anonymous
June 30th would be perfect for me, you guys would have to figure out how to smuggle some fucking guns first though, I'm not going anywhere without my Ar.
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We need a new thread, and my life is pretty much heading to a dead end, its either the dole or a sqauddies life for me. I am in should some one pay my fares
Anonymous
Once this thread is dead I will make one on opchan for further discussion, stay tuned.
Anonymous
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If somebody gets financial backing to do this, I'll sign up post-haste.
>>8989460 That doesn't work for me, my sister's birthday.
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
I know an Egyptian guy who can help us with translations and regional customs and speech.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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>>8989464 Lol. Maybe everyone needs to jump onto a proxy, to be safe.
Anonymous
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>>8989474 Give her a golden bar when you get home, sure it will make up for it
I'm writing my notes now in case I'm taken out in the field, I need you guys to give these to my non-existent girlfriend if I go down
Cliffard
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>>8989134 I am a Certified Combat Lifesaver, tho its expired cause I got out of Military
>>8989276 I was a Plt Sgt/ Cmdr when I got back from Iraq (as an E-3), A Squad Leader in Astan, and Plt Sgt/ Cmdr again as an E-4 when we got back untill my EAS.
Unfortunately I will be the next couple days without internet but I pray that I still find this going and I will devote 100% to the cause if it is.
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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Realize that if y'all were truly serious, contact would need to be made with fences now, and plans established. This is, of course, after enlisting the funds of a wealthy investor.
Anonymous
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
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I think the mods should sticky this.
!NoGunZyugk
i've just been reading this whole time, but this has been one of the best threads on /k/ in a long time.
Anonymous
did this thread get moved? opchan up?
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>8989541 I dunno, its gone quite and fast heading for 404
Lobo !Hooah//Qvs
Anonymous
Anonymous
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threads in /war/ have at it gents
Anonymous
XxXEmokiddehXxX !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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Why dont we make a new thread here?
Also, this is the last supposed information regarding the gold
http://www.goldalert.com/2011/02/gaddafi-fleeing-with-gold-or-going-to-go-like-hitler/ So the chances are it is still with in Tripoli, as the NATO bombardment began not too long after so its unlikely to have been move any substantial distances.
Unless before the whole thing really kicked off he managed to get it shipped to Venezuela.
Anonymous
Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s
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>>8989530 New thread, let this one die. Take any info you want and post it in the new thread. We must succeed!
Anonymous
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I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
Anonymous
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>>8989095 >NATO is watching this thread and just contacted Qaddafi, the gold's being moved now. Perfect! Now we just follow Qaddafi and he'll lead us straight to the gold!
Anonymous
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>>8989502 >Neckbeards circlejerking about something they have no balls to do >Good I saw the same fucking shit the last time you idiots started spamming "HEY GUYS LET'S INVADE [INSERT AFRICAN COUNTRY HERE]".
NOT A SINGLE OF YOU NECKBEARDS EVER WENT INTO THE COUNTRY. NO BALLS.
Anonymous
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I'm in with a Browning Automatic Rifle, 5 shotguns, 4 pump 1semi auto, wasr 10/63, 2 AR 15A2s, Remington 700, Colt Commander, 2 .22s, uberti 1851 navy revolver, uberti 1873 Winchester, knives, ammo, and all my assets
