It is time...
AdInfinitum
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After the rousing conversation circa 3AM concerning the shotshell conundrum, I decided /k/ should get their money's worth. And then I made some stupid loads.
Anonymous
AH FUCK YEAH! I have been waiting for this shit. Impart your knowledge upon us oh great Angle of explosions and Lead!
Anonymous
>>9106982 stupid loads!?!?!? did you make the minnow one??? or the cum one? or a confetti one?????? fuck man if you shoot one of these on vid i will worship you forever.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9106985 I SHALL!
The shotshells were, for the most part, dismantled by cutting out the crimp with my trusty Swiss Army knife and then loaded with all sorts of stupid. Like this.
Anonymous
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>>9106988 There will most likely be no video, but I will post pictures of target (plywood board) before and after impacts.
This is 2x the powder without a shotcup and sealed with wax for launching dowel rods.
Anonymous
>>9106989 Thats the solution to the thermite!
Load the mix into one of the air canisters that the top is cut off of. Those things have fairly thin walls and if you cut small cuts into it to allow it to crush it could allow the tannerite to recieve enough force to detonate and ignite the thermite!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9106998 This might just work! I'm sort of sitting around loading these things with anything I find laying in my Box O' Assorted Shit.
2000 microfarad capacitor, 50VDC.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
Anonymous
>>9106997 >launching dowel rods have you tried arrows?
Anonymous
>>9107002 Sir John everyone, he will take the stupidest damn idea you give him, and with some tweaking he can take down a goddamn tank with it.
Anonymous
fishing lures, hotwheels FUND IT
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107006 That's how I fucking roll.
>>9107005 No arrows at my disposal.
AA battery.
Anonymous
>>9107007 OH! TAKE APART SOME 22LR ROUNDS, THROW THE LEAD INTO ONE! BOOM, POOR MAN'S BUCKSHOT!
Anonymous
>>9107009 or just leave them in one piece so it's a bullet that shoots more bullets
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Anonymous
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>>9107016 now with 65 percent more bullet per bullet
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
Anonymous
>>9107002 oh god, if this thing actually had a charge and had two probes in the front...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107009 >>9107016 Thought of it, planning on trying it.
.44 Mag casing.
canadian
Anonymous
I'd like to see what a roll of dimes would do!
Anonymous
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>>9107007 and shoot a mini laser pointer with the button held down straight up in the air at night
Anonymous
>>9107021 My god, cheap tazer rounds...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107026 Too bad they don't fit right. I wanted to put in a stack of 10 but I only managed to jam in two.
Handful of screws and one finishing brad.
Ausfag Pants !CUNTqGujSI
>2000 muFarad capacitor >home made taser
Anonymous
Did I miss the first one on saturday? I want to see my crickets.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107036 >>9107030 >>9107021 I thought of charging it, but I had to use two hands to jam it into the shell and I didn't feel like being shocked...
Anonymous
>>9107030 >50V >tazer Pick one.
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>>9107039 Nope, just starting due to being sidetracked and all sorts of being befuddled on Saturday.
Anonymous
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>>9107036 I can dream can't I?
I was the one that came up with the original idea for the thermite slug that would be ignited by a modified dragon's breath round, Sir John came up with the idea for tannerite.
IF I CAN IMAGINE IT HE CAN SHOOT IT OUT OF A FUCKING SHOTGUN!
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>>9107041 I've got a 2 Farad 400VDC sitting around here somewhere. If it fits, it ships.
Anonymous
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>>9106979 this thread is awesome, and you should feel awesome.
Anonymous
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>>9107040 take the lithium out of a rechargeable battery and find out if the shotgun blast would ignite it, that shit is bright
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>>9107035 Screws in question.
Ausfag Pants !CUNTqGujSI
>>9107040 I was being sarcastic
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9107048 It seems like a viable idea. Just saying.
Anonymous
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>>9107048 Sorry, i get upset when my blood sugar is low.
Anonymous
non-dairy creamer = flamethrower
Anonymous
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Okay, that's all I have loaded up so far. Looking in the Box O' Assorted Shit, I have >small electrical components out the ass >live 8mm casings >AP .30-06 core >Sierra Match King open tip .30-06 bullet >.22 LR (will do this one for sure) >live .38 Exploder JSP >barbed wire >cigar butt >other random shit What next?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9107059 A bunch of fly fishing hooks
Anonymous
>>9106989 >>9106997 >>9107002 >>9107008 >>9107017 >>9107022 >>9107035 >In other news, a local robbery ended in the death of the would be robbers >Jamal Washington, and T-quon Jackson where found dead after a 911 call. >Hello 911, two black men just broke into my house, send a amberlamps! >The post mortem showed that both young men had screws, fishing hooks with weights, minnows and in one case a AA battery lodged deep into their brains and hearts. Anonymous
Anonymous
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107063 Hmm, I don't see any hooks...tell you what. Give me a minute and I'll upload a picture of the Box.
>>9107064 I could just die after that. My life would be complete.
>>9107061 What about wasps?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9107072 Armed with this knowledge, the shenenigans the /k/ommando population will cause will go down in history as "The Salesman loadings massacre".
Awe yeah!
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>>9107078 GOOD IDEA!
Exterior of the Box...
Anonymous
Skittles, if only so you can yell out "Taste the rainbow, motherfucker."
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107081 Fuck yeah.
Interior of the Box...
Anonymous
>>9107072 OH MY TITTY FUCKING GOD!
JOHNNY, YOU NEED TO GET A OLD BEAT UP BREAK ACTION 12 GAUGE. MAKE SOME EXTRA LONG SHELL HULLS (IM TALKING LIKE 5 INCHES LONG) AND LOAD ALL OF THIS SHIT INTO IT!
Anonymous
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>>9107083 FUCKING SHOT MT DEW EVERYWHERE!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107091 I almost bought a $30 Iverson(?) at a flea market Saturday. It was missing the hammer though.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
>>9107059 bunch of confetti.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107083 Altoids work for you?
Anonymous
>>9107088 I bet those wires can wreak some havok.
Anonymous
>>9107093 And you are telling us you couldn't fix it?
Johnny, you underestimate yourself.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107098 I don't know, this thing looked like KD material. And the guy had cobbled it together from other parts as well which scared me the most.
>>9107097 Choices are as follows:
>8 Gauge bell wire >Hair gauge magnet wire >Speaker wire (stranded) >25 gauge magnet wire >2 gauge spring wire (doubt it would fit, let alone ship) The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9107095 I've got a cross cut paper shredder. Done deal.
Anonymous
What are you going to use to fire these? The... peculiar shape of some of the shells tells me you don't have a semi-auto...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9107107 I thought of first using my Ithaca 37, but then I started cramming in all sorts of shit and decided "Fuck it, make a 4 Winds.".
canadian
could you please get some to film this
Anonymous
Make a shell that has in it two weighted balls that are tied together by about 3 feet of really sharp wire.
Anonymous
>>9107104 If it scared you, I wouldn't blame you for not touching it.
What if you used lead sinkers (or 22lr lead) attached the wire to it and like ten feet later a barb of some kind. Or reverse it. Big ass barb sticking out of a dude that has a weight pulling everywhere as he runs.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9107116 Sorry, but no filming. I would rather not join YouTube or anyother media sharing/video hosting web site.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
Johnny, in a completely no homo way, i have to admit i love you.
Anonymous
This is officially the best thread I have seen in a while, fuck the summerfags. Johnny when are you going to test these?
Anonymous
>>9107123 Im in on that man love, i wish you'd marry my sister.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107119 >>9107117 I like the idea of Bolo and I have the perfect plan. Two 3 gram sinkers attached to 25 gauge magnet wire. Shit is tough as nails and never snaps without using two people.
Anonymous
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oh my god i want your babies.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107126 >>9107123 I completely understand, and I will take you up on the sister offer it she isn't a bitch like my ex-wife.
>>9107125 Most likely today if I can find the piping for a decent price.
Anonymous
>>9107128 Lets add to that news report, shall we?
>T-quon was found with out his left arm, the police say that they found no knife or similar objects present. Anonymous
>>9107133 Yah, my sis is a bit of a bitch, and she can't clean for shit.
Anonymous
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Make an underbarrel Glock Launcher
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>>9107135 OH GOD YES.
>thismakesmemoist.png The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
>>9107096 "Have a taste of my curiously strong shot bitch"
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>>9107142 That's exactly what I'm going for.
Anonymous
>>9107135 Instantly reminded me of this.
Anonymous
Oh god this thread, i love every single one of you crazy mother fuckers! Especially you, you crazy Chechen bastard!
Anonymous
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107147 Kind of adding to that, I have a 10mm wide threaded stainless steel spike. Should I toss that in one?
Anonymous
>>9107149 ITT: The ATF reason's for outlawing hardware shops.
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Anonymous
can you load a shell with butter, and use a slice of toast as the target?
Anonymous
>>9107150 The gods in Valhalla wouldn't let me post any answer other than war cries while furiously pleasuring myself.
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>>9107151 ITT: The ATF reason's for outlawing hardware shops and RadioShack and the grocery store and paper shredders and auto parts stores....
Ausfag Pants !CUNTqGujSI
Anonymous
>>9107150 Toss that and some porcelain from your sink.
>Police report. >What didn't you shoot them with? >Not much. The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107155 YES IT IS!
>>9107154 I can sure as hell try.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107157 How about glass marbles (tempered)?
>>9107159 More like not enough.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Slavmeister !7q43O/hLmw
Because in order to truly destroy your enemies, one must throw logic out the window.
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Okay, to the newcomers of the thread. Bottom line is:>If it fits (18mm at most), it ships.
Anonymous
The German !I3AL2dMbiw
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Posting in an epic thread...
Anonymous
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>>9107167 And then shoot the window at them.
Ausfag Pants !CUNTqGujSI
>>9107163 Tempered glass would defeat the purpose, although would still hit hard.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107174 Well, I do have .36 caliber lead balls if that's more your fancy.
Anonymous
>>9107175 And you are just now telling us this?
Fuck load some of that, and any scrap pieces of lead you have laying around.
Anonymous
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ITT: If /k/ommando's owned a munitions factory.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107177 That and a whole host of the shit in my Negative Waves Box.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
This just in:>Car cigarette lighters were invented by the devil because they won't fit and I found automotive lightbulbs! >More at 6.
Anonymous
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Semen. Normally, guns shoot death. Yours will shoot life.
Anonymous
>>9107184 OPEN IT!
side note: bean bag rounds shaped like dragon dildos.
Ausfag Pants !CUNTqGujSI
>>9107184 Negative Waves box?
Not sure what you mean, but can imagine some possibilities.
I've been thinking nothing but positive thoughts about that bridge since when left base!
Anonymous
OP you have to make a chart of all the loads you do, numbering them in this pattern. /k/ no. 1 - Whatever is inside it /k/ no. 2 - Whatever is inside it This way we'll have standard /k/ shotgun loadouts.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
>>9107185 Why am i picturing you running around your house with a 12 hull, trying to ram shit into it?
Anonymous
>>9107192 Load some with snap caps!
Anonymous
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Popcorn kernals.
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>>9107189 HA!
>>9107190 Planning on it.
>>9107192 More shit inside.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107193 Because that's exactly what the fuck I'm doing.
>6 AM, cigarette in mouth >boxers and T-Shirt >Stuffing shit into hulls >just for fucks >>9107196 If I had any.
Anonymous
>>9107203 Colored pencils!
"Its craft time fuck face."
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Found a better picture of the Box O' Assorted Shit, if anyone is interested in picking some shit out.
Anonymous
>>9107135 Load T-quan's severed fingers into the shell when hes done.
FINGER BULLITS, THE ULTIMATE ACCUSERS
I've never been so grateful for insomnia
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107206 DAMN, I THREW OUT ALL MY FUCKING GOLF PENCILS FROM MY CAR THE OTHER FUCKING DAY.
:(
Anonymous
>>9107210 I am also happy i didn't go to sleep.
This thread makes me happy and erect, and i have ED!
Anonymous
Find a hairnet or something, a tiny fishing net maybe and attach some weights or washers and boom, cartoon net rounds. Got any finishing nails? Toe nail clippings?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107216 >>9107210 I am glad you two could join!
Anonymous
i am monitoring this thread
Anonymous
>>9107212 Buy, steal, barrow, some more man.
>Oh god, i should not tell you to "barrow" something that might be loaded into a shotgun. >Here's that cup of sugar i barrowed! >MY FUCKING EYES! The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107217 I tried finishing nails, too long. So I've got a box of brads (some weird length, shorter than 1/2").
Anonymous
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>>9107218 Dude ive been here
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>>9107220 Wait, I've got it.
>roll out poor kid's playdoh (water and four) >fill with flour or sugar >make into a sort of capsule >shoot at a brick wall >BOOM --- *puff* The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
>>9107221 You need wire cutters then.I've been here since cursing and praising various trips in the pp thread...unemployed these days...anywho I wonder what a shreaded cola can would do
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107227 I like keeping the nails in one piece because I can just straighten them back out and use them again (major poorfag in the hardware department). PP thread?
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
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mod needs to sticky this thread.
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This just in:>7.62x54R casings, rim end in first, fit perfectly!
Anonymous
Pepper grains? Or maybe a shell with a mix of spicy BBQ sauce and steel spikes? Or wood or cork?
Anonymous
sad sad anons we are, but lucky to witness such a thing as this.>sixlets >pencil erasers >wallet chain >0.7mm lead sticks >a ton or white tipped match head and/or primers >small sockets >exacto knife blades all crap I have sitting around, guess I'll go buy a shotgun now. This thread will be the death of me eventually
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>>9107234 Pepper corns are going in for sure. Don't have any corks, but what about a condom filled with milk (no BBQ sauce)?
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>>9107238 I'm going to chuck in a shotgun primer and a 8mm primer for shits and giggles at the end of shooting to see if I can KD an iron pipe....
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
>>9107229 if your such a poorfag post paypal address and i will personally send you $15 so you can dick around with 12 gauge shells. im pretty sure a whole bunch of kommandos would help pay too.
nonsaging
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Thread Relevant to Interests: Check.
Anonymous
fill one with a piece of denim and shoot a few .22 LR rounds with it.
Anonymous
>>9107229 >(insert)2.0 That thread. Not that it matters but I found some good size shiskebab skewers also, so like sharpened dowl rods basically. Used to shoot them out of my air rifle when I was a kid.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107248 Let me make this clear; as much as I appreciate this, I am in no way in need of charity. You kind people just hold on to your money so you can do this one day. Again, than you so very much for the offer but I must decline.
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>>9107251 Oh, Pocket Pistols! Little trick, you can shoot Q-Tips from a .177 air gun.
>>9107250 I have a worn out pair of blue denim work jeans that I use for rags. I'll stuff some of that shit in there.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
dude you need to print out a picture of nyancat onto plastic/laminate a paper one, roll it up, stuff into shell along with sugar, confetti and a mildly radioactive substance.. just imagine the look on the coroners face
Anonymous
>>9107252 That wouldn't be chairty, it is funding so we don't fuck something up and end up without hands.
Consider it research money.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107264 Nyancat? But I do have a sample of Americium-241 somewhere in this place.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107267 Still, I must decline the gracious offer.
Anonymous
okay, have you ever thought about putting a short piece of a strong steel wire into the shell, which fits in exactly? i guess it would work like a slug or something, but i'm sure it would be AWESOME!
Anonymous
>>9107270 Why do you have a sample of a radioactive element?
Oh i forgot who i was talking to, continue on your way good sir.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>9107278 I have a piece of braided 4" wire from the Roebling's Bridge, but I kinda don't want to destroy it. It's my favorite souvinier from Cincinnati.
Anonymous
>>9107277 Shutupandtakemyfuckingmoneyyoufuckingtightwad.jpg
Anonymous
>>9107252 >A bizarre string of deaths have occurred recently in a >phenomenon experts are calling "/k/ loading" On a related note when my buddy was in the sandbox boredom often let to firing chem-lights out of shotgun, up until the hilarious glowing disaster that caught the CO's attention
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>>9107279 Tearing apart too many smoke detectors to count. I probably have 4-7 grams of that shit (leaded glass jar).
>>9107280 That is annoying as all hell.
Anonymous
>>9107284 "DID YOU FUCKHEADS JUST KILL A GODDAMN PREDATOR?"
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107283 NOOO!!!
>>9107284 Now that sounds like fun.
Anonymous
>>9107288 YOU KNOW WHAT! IM GOING TO LOAD A GODDAMN SHELL WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS IN A FIREPROOF AND IMPACT RESISTANT CONTAINER AND I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH ONE!
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
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>>9107284 you gonna tell us about said glow stick incident or what???
Anonymous
>>9107279 I'm sure he keeps it next to his Zyklon-B
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107290 THE FUCK YOU WILL.
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>>9107297 The file name makes it all the better!
Anonymous
>>9107299 OH IT IS FUCKING ON!
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>>9107302 YOU GOT THAT SHIT RIGHT.
Anonymous
>>9107299 Are you going vampire hunting, or ex wife hunting?
Because if its the later you might need a bigger spike.
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>>9107306 A little bit of both, rebar for the ex-wife.
Anonymous
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>>9107287 Thats pretty close to what it looked like from the description. Cant remember if it KB'd from the blockage(and alot of glowing shit in the barrel) or if it just bulged it but the fine young man next to the shooter got a predator facial
Anonymous
Golf tees might be an idea? Or a condom filled with a mix of water and cornstarch? Gotta love non-newtonian stuff. Or a smaller shotgun shell?(20gauge or such) Or a fuckton of primers.
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>>9107313 I have the end of a 16 gauge wad loaded into one. No golf tees, but I like the physics idea.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
okay so: plasticine pepper condom full of sand powdered dye
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107316 Elemental mercury fit in there somewhere?
Anonymous
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>>9107325 I've got about 17 mL all together, so I'm thinking 1 mL in a shell. It's got some sulfate on it, but other than that pure mercury from chem thermometers.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
So far, we have :>CO2 canister >Screws >dimes >lightbulb >7.62x54R casing >Capacitor >AA battery >flash battery >10mm spike >pepper corns >Elemental Mercury >Fun-Fettii! >Bolo from fishing weights and magnet wire >Kicker load Again, if it fits it ships.
Anonymous
12gauge spitball maybe? this reminds me of the scene in curse of the black pearl with the silverware in cannons. And Monty Python cow tossing. If you know what this is you know why it needs to be a projectile.Velvet ants are badass, so badass that its actually a wasp!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107343 Hmm, where are said ants native to?
DUCT TAPE !!wpzkyAM/Xx9
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107353 Fish are expensive. And imagine those fuckers trying to wiggle out of the shell.
Anonymous
>>9107348 they're a tad rare, but i've found them in Missouri occasionally. Typically they live from central America on up to the southern US.
DUCT TAPE !!wpzkyAM/Xx9
>>9107356 Meh. Dumb idea. Nevermind.
Oh, and pencils.
Wood splinters and graphite dust everywhere, what's not to like?
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This just in:>Federal .22 LR has the same powder as Winchester Super Target loads >7 .22 slugs will fit in one shot cup >More at 6.
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>>9107362 I could always cut down some pencils I have laying around.
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>>9107358 hmm, so no-go on trying to load them? DAMN.
Anonymous
>>9107348 Louisiana for sure.I tried to kill one with a stick once.The stick broke long before the any, which sorta pissed it off so it like screamed at me.Obviously I feared for my life and hit it with a hammer.Much to my horror the abdomen was crush but the head shot out from under the hammer head.
Wiki-fu says all over north america but mostly in the southwest
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
glitter vitamins hacksaw blade shards toothpicks magnesium rods
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
> a little lego man, with a crash helmet.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107373 I like vitamins. How about Ibuprofen? I don't have any vitamins.
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Anonymous
>>9107372 for stinging me, i tried to bludgeon one once with with a cinder block; took about 10 good drops.
Fire works wonders though!
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
>>9107376 "i will shoot you back to health!!!!"
yes. yes it must be done!
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>>9107385 Okay, you got it!
Anonymous
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a shell full of cocanie *Poof* oh shit where am I
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This thread is just about done for, so I will be busy making shit go boom and documenting it for /k/ to see. Thank you for the suggestions and I will see you around.
DUCT TAPE !!wpzkyAM/Xx9
Anonymous
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do you have any old keys that don't belong to anything anymore that you can load? I would like to see some actual "keyholing."
GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0
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>A chunk of a bananna >cufflinks >childrens sidewalk chalk (could be worn down to fit) >condom full of rice >condom full of kerosene >a chunk of soap. "FUCK YOU GERMS!"
Anonymous
>>9107375 My favorite so far.Paint him white and call him "the stig"
>>9107381 Also went ape shit and yellow jackets with a zippo/spray paint ghettowerfer for stinging me on my fingertip and neck whilst I was holding a baby. They must have been pissed about the hurrican too.Btw jar of 20 charred corpses rest on the porch as a warning for weeks.
Anonymous
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>>9107299 You're gonna have one mangled shotgun and probably and mangled hand when you shoot that monster.
Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE
>>9107410 >>9107410 >ghettowerfer laughed for a ridiculously long time at that, thankyou.
Anonymous
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>>9107418 es werfs ghetto?
GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0
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>>9107375 everything forever, man.
Anonymous
>>9107375 >>9107375 >>9107375 >>9107375 >>9107375 johnny get back here and do this one PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>9107436 Fear not, he will return in time. Even the most awesome of our /k/ampeons need rest and time to work
Anonymous
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Apple cores Dog shit Diarrhoea Fly eggs (if they penetrate through the skin, maggots will eventually start to grow inside of it/him Spoiled milk Juice from skunk scent glands
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Back for a short time my minions...waiting for the right hardware store to open on the other side of town. So far : (pic related).
Anonymous
>>9107515 Don't die bro.
This place wouldn't be the same.
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>>9107524 Ehh, you guys will get over it.
Anonymous
>>9107515 the spike one is actually labeled.
Anonymous
>>9107515 No nickels!? No semen or minnow!? not even a roll of blasting caps? OP you disappoint
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>>9107536 This is only Phase one, young grasshopper. Phase 2 is the 100 shell value pack from Wally World for $20.
Anonymous
>>9107536 he explained why fish wouldn't work well, actually should be obvious really.
I do have to admit i am loving the idea of shotgun bukkake though.
Anonymous
>>9107544 I wish i could say it was my idea but i found it on this exact forum ages ago.
OP how about a whistle pointed mouth front? and how about a bolo (Two lead balls with a length of wire tying them together)
how about those little 75 cent glow sticks?
Anonymous
Johnny = /k/'s best and brightest. CONFIRMED.
Anonymous
>>9107515 You must find videos. And do remember to fire remotely for a lot of this shit.
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>>9107548 Observe earlier posts for Bolo construction :
>>9107128 The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9107549 Damn, you guys are being too nice.
>>9107551 Once again, no video. But remote firing is out of the question as well (4 Winds).
Anonymous
>>9107555 Johnny for Emperor of /k/!
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>>9107565 Nope, get BOOF or someone else.
Anonymous
>>9107555 I am sure you could find a way to make it fired remotely. I mean hell, some of those loads look insanely different.
Anonymous
>>9107565 Boof doesn't just cobble shit together into great things though. He does his shit well, but it's all pretty conservative.
We like our jury-rigged insanity.
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>>9107577 Ehh, I guess if you want to go with it. Thanks! :3
>>9107574 I have a feeling the spike will KB the pipe. But that is a whole other can of pie filling.
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>>9107531 I like my shit being organized.
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Off to the store.
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Crayons: As long as they hit anything reasonable solid, you should end up firing splashed of bright colour. Also, a 16 gauge hull, containing a 20 gauge hull, containing a 28 gauge hull, etc. Matryoshka loading!
Poorfag here
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>>9107035 Sponsored by nVidia
Introducing Winchester 12 g WOOD SCREWS LOAD!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>223 posts and 40 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Typical /k/ fags. Always falling for trolls.
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Back from the hardware store. And of course they don't sell hi-pressure water pipe with a 3/4" ID. Never fear, I could whip up something or other...
Liberty !primeMEbkw
Anonymous
>>9107618 If it's AWESOME then it's not a troll.
Liberty !primeMEbkw
Try loading up some of those Advil Liquid gels.
Anonymous
>>9107647 PLEASE
Fill one with water and corn starch
PLEASE
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Go buy some "Jacks" and soak them into Tabasco sauce. Bet you can fit 3 or 4 in a 12 Gauge 3" shell.
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>>9107658 I might have some in the trash
>>9107665 Don't have any of those
>>9107666 Triples, so I have to now. How much is cornstarch?
Liberty !primeMEbkw
>>9107678 You can buy them in any store.
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>>9107679 How much are they? Or would you settle for DayQuil capsules?
Anonymous
>>9107678 Like $1.50 a pound.
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This just in : >Elemental Mercury was a terrible fucking idea >It tastes bad when ingested >More at 6.
Liberty !primeMEbkw
>>9107682 as long as it has liquid in it, i don't care.
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>>9107690 Nice, we got a deal.
Anonymous
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>>9107693 Little did we know, but a latex condom (brand new, unlubricated) will sweat mercury liquid through the pores in the material and get on your hands and even your cigarette.
Anonymous
>>9107661 >>9107652 lurk moar. Johnny is no troll.
Liberty !primeMEbkw
>>9107710 I was calling that other guy a troll.
It is the morning, so i wont blame you.
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>>9107715 O god. It is the morning, and I am on 4chan.
I have just become the enemy.
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I'm doing some math here (I know, terrible things will come of this) and if the original load is 1 oz. and the spike is somewhere around 8 oz., I'm thinking I should 3 triple the powder load for a guaranteed KB.... Yay or Nay?
Anonymous
>>9107697 uhh... dont die on us. We need to see what happens
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>>9107749 A little bit of Mercury never hurt anyone. Besides, I probably get more Mercury in a piece of fish than what I just ingested.
Anonymous
>>9107741 sorta newfag here. what's KB and KD stand for?
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>>9107768 KD is a spelling error on my part. KB is Ka-Boom (blow the gun to little pieces of shrapnel).
Anonymous
Could you load these in a pump/semi auto action or would you have to use a break action?
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>>9107777 You could load the crimped ones into a pump or semi-automatic, but everything else is single shot.
Anonymous
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load with airshit bb's. would make for a nice "LTL" round
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Alright /k/. It seems as though it has come down to this:>Lack of a suitable fuckery device to project such projectiles So, on that bombshell I believe it is safe to say that this has been one of the more productive threads of the day and I am glad that you could all come out and make it. I am going to step outside, have a smoke and go to bed dreaming of launching spikes across my basement.
Anonymous
>>9107816 Night Uncle Johnny, thanks for the awesome thread!
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>>9107844 Good night, Comrade. I appreciate your thanks.
Anonymous
Screencapping it all for future reference.
Anonymous
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>>9107926 Goddamn it, does anybody know how to use that Chrome Screenshot extension to screenshot everything on a page instead of just what is visible.
I thought it would be able to capture everything because the application is run in-browser, but it's not working.
Anonymous
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>>9107096 Orbit gum.
For a Good Clean Feeling, No Matter What
Anonymous
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Post-mortem bump.
Anonymous
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I once loaded a shotshell with a .270WSM casing which in turn was filled with 3 live .22lr. I shot a log with it and when it hit all 3 of the .22lr were fired off but they really didn't do much more than crack the .270wsm casing.