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no fucking way. I love you.
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>>9167428 >Fire >Sugar candy melts >Scalding hot sugar clinging to your face, searing to your flesh Brilliant!
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>taste the rainbow >skittles >OP is M&Ms
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>>9167449 theirs both you nitpicky faggit
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>>9167445 >Wad embeds itself in your forhead Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9167449 >There are purple M&Ms Middle shell is M&Ms, others are skittles.
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I've always wanted a faster way of deliver my skittles into my mouth.
PROTIP: Sixlets are .24 caliber, the exact same size as #4 buck.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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FYI the skittles shells have one of each color. And 20ga shotcups are just about the perfect size.
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>>9167469 Goddamnit BOOF, you say the best shit consistently.
Keep on keepin on.
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>>9167469 ...how do you know the exact diameter of sixlets?
also now i fucking want sixlets.
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there's gotta be a vid of someone trying this SOMEWHERE on the internet...go find it.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9167469 I WAS going to load Chick-O-Stick, but that seems better.
Tomorrow I'm loading a couple with Nerds.
Anonymous
please shoot this. please document it. like the .22 vs. denim thread for science. yes.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9167490 Will do. Target will be a Kungfu Panda cardboard display stand.
And a Saline bag or two.
Anonymous
>>9167499 Please do it fast, the curiosity is killing me. OH AND MAKE SURE TO SAY "taste the rainbow, motherfucker" EACH TIME.
Anonymous
On a somewhat related note, why hasnt anyone filled a shell with those runts banana candies? Pic related: Its some if those goddamn bananas.
Anonymous
>>9167512 Captcha ate my pic
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9167511 This weekend okay? I've got a lot of fucking stuff this week.
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>>9167516 think you would get some weird flight trajectories from those... but worth investigating.
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Well thanks thread, now I have a burning desire to pry open some 20g shells and replace the shot with things like rice, cayenne pepper, crunched up raman, and raisins. Actually, why haven't I done this? BRB.
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Those grape looking candies in the middle look good, kinda like lemon heads but grape heads
Anonymous
>>9167558 I've returned with a handful of 20g shells. Proceeding to pry open.
Oh god this is going to be good.
I should get some pop rocks.
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Why hasn't someone loaded up a Hotwheels (MicroMachines?) shell yet?
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9167572 >pop rocks Oh god, why didn't I think of those?
I WAS thinking of filling one with gobstoppers too... Candy shells all this week.
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oh /k/ I love you so much
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>>9167584 Pop rocks is going to be amazing. Imagine having that shit under your flesh, bubblin' away.
What do you use to pry open the crimp? I'm using a knife and needlenose but eh.
Anonymous
>>9167584 Try some Hot Tamales. Heck, you could make a sugary PDX1 .410 shell using some smarties and a few nerds.
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>>9167584 >>9167572 I think PopRocks were mentioned in a discussion of the same topic around 6 months ago. I completely forgot about it until now.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9167601 A pair of side-cutters for prying the center open, then round jewelry pliers that I stole from my wife...
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Hey Hey guys What if Guys What if we took one of these shells... Guys listen If we took one of these shells And we loaded it with Alka-Seltzer?
Anonymous
Ok gentlemen, the first round is going to be loaded with pinto beans. Yes, that's right, pinto beans. Vote's for the next one? I don't have any candy atm, so think stuff that your average household would have. Pardon the poor picture quality, all I have is my phone and it doesn't do well with anything but sunlight.
Anonymous
>>9167572 >>9167584 Record vid of shooting a coke bottle with pop rocks please.
Anonymous
>>9167673 a spool of thread!
Anonymous
How about a saboted slim jim flechette?
Anonymous
IS it possible to make some sort of container full of ants that when shot at someone shatters and covers you in ants?
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>>9167678 OOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>9167678 DUUUUDE
Shoot a diet coke bottle with Mentos!!!
Anonymous
>>9167690 Hmm, I don't think I have a spool that will fit in a 20g shell. That's the same reason I'm not doing lifesavers (the only candy I have atm).
>>9167695 Oh god that sounds fucking awesome.
>>9167703 How would you keep the ants alive?
Alright guys, I could do airsoft pellets for maximum trolling. I was also considering going to the crafts store and getting a whole bunch of those little googly eyes that kindergartners glue on to rocks and shit.
Strike anywhere match heads?
Give me some ideas people, I have one pinto bean shell and another empty ready to be loaded.
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>>9167428 Oh god, I was the one to post that in that thread, not that anyone cares or believes me, but this should be fun.
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here's some random stuff Playdough, a wooden slug, a parachuted wooden slug made of kevlar or something stronger, a minnow, a frozen chunk of unexpanded shaving foam, a tube of super glue (A glue gun get-it?), a whistle pointed forward and somehow wing stabilized
Anonymous
hollowpoint slug + shotgun primer + epoxy = exploding rounds
Anonymous
>>9167703 Are you Cave Johnson? Explosions are hot, thrust means G-forces, target ends up covered in burnt-ant dust and plastic shards.
Anonymous
>>9167737 or just throw a bunch of primers in a shell
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A lego man with a little parachute
Anonymous
>>9167746 wouldn't they just go off IN the gun when it's fired from the shock?
Anonymous
>>9167742 no im not who the fuck is cave johnson?
>>9167725 i suppose you could keep them alive in some sort of brittle plastic tube with wings to stabilize it, thats in a sabot to protect it while being fired. maybe have the ants frozen inside the tube and the force of the impact triggers some sort of super fast chemical reaction forming heat to revive the ants, and some sort of pheromone being released also that makes the ants go crazy.
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>>9167752 That's what I intend to find out, for science.
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>>9167725 don't do match heads. you might blow up your gun.
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>>9167742 When life gives you lemons, cut them into tiny pieces, and fill shot gun shells with 'em!
Anonymous
>>9167756 Cave was a bat shit insane genius inventor that accidentally created a gun that opens inter dimensional doors when trying to invent a better shower curtain
also damn that's allot of work for an ant shell
Anonymous
Ok fol/k/s I've decided my next shell is going to be cranberries.
Yes, fucking cranberries.
Sweet, sour, and now approaching supersonic velocities. Unless someone comes up with something else tonight that I have around and love so much I have to do it, that'll be all for now.
I'll do range tests tomorrow and post target results of the Pinto Bean and Cranberry loads.
>>9167746 Pretty sure this would blow up.
>>9167761 Aren't they slow burning enough to only ignite once they've left the barrel?
And guys, what about an estes model rocket motor?
Anonymous
>>9167785 I don't think you should put explosives of any kind (other than powder, obv.) in your shotgun, dude.
Anonymous
>>9167811 So there you go OP a shot shell filled with powder
Anonymous
>>9167785 Whistle tip nerf darts (fill the shaft with epoxy or the like)
JH
Fill one with your jizz and give someone a facial.
Anonymous
>>9167817 Sounds intelligent. I've got some Pyrodex P #FFFF for my 1860 Colt revolver. Totally legit.
>>9167819 Don't have any whistle tips, but I do have a few regular nerf darts from a Longshot I bought for the lulz. A true /k/ommando loves all projectile launching devices.
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>>9167825 side note: this was my captcha
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>>9167827 Now this is pod racing!
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>>9167742 Lmao, good call. That post does seem very Cave Johnsony.
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>>9167811 Don't be such a pussy, what's the worse that could happen.
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>>9167827 Sabot an epoxy filed suction nerf then, stick it to a metal target from 100' for great justice!
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Oh man... I want in on this, but all I got at the moment is 00buck and #4buck shells. I don't want to waste 'em. By the way, have you guys tried Federal's Flite Control/ Hornady's Versatite Wad loads? Very tight patterns. Almost want to run out to the convenience store for M&Ms and reload one of the 00buck and go for distance...
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>>9167785 NONONONO.
For proof:
Cut the heads off of a billion strike-anywhere matches.
Cut hole in tennis ball.
Fill ball with match heads.
Throw.
GIANT FUCKING EXPLOSION.
It's actually pretty sweet.
Anonymous
Here's a little recipe for you: 18.5x76MM INFIDEL *Ingredients*>8 emptied 3" 12-gauge hulls, wad removed >1 western-made shotgun, 12-gauge >1 crimper or alternative solution >1 kitchen knife >1 cutting board >1 bowl >1 pair of scissors (optional) >1 bottle of high-proof liquor >1 cheap cut of pork at least 1/2" thick >1 Qur'an (any translation) *Preparation* It is best when preparing these rounds to keep your workspace well organized. Most work may be done on your cutting board. The empty 12-gauge shells should be left behind the cutting board, out of the way. The pork may remain on the cutting board. All other ingredients should be on your left, with your tools and utensils on the right. Begin by opening the Qur'an to the eighth chapter (Surat Al-'Anfal) and tear/cut out several pages. Cut or rip these pages into 24 squares each about 3" across, and set these aside. Next, take your pork and chop it into eight 1/2" chunks. Place these in the bowl and pour your liquor over them until they are completely submerged. Allow to soak for 45 minutes. When your pork is done soaking, strain it and then lay the chunks out on your cutting board. Take eight of your paper squares and crumple them into a small wad, and stuff them into your 12-gauge shells. Use the remaining squares to sort of wrap around the pork chunks and push them into your shell. If you have remaining space, fill it in with more Qur'an paper. Crimp the shells closed and load into your shotgun. You are now ready to fight your own crusade!>Captcha tangentally related
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I DON'T SEE ANY TEST FIRING
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>>9167909 i....i could not agree more.
Allthatgoesbang !oYEDEdEdRQ
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>>9167775 >>9167775 >accidentally created a gun that opens inter dimensional doors when trying to invent a better shower curtain He accidentally a whole gun instead of a shower curtain? Sounds pretty OPERATOR..
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>>9167775 The ant shell would have the most devastating though. Imagine dying and looking down at your exposed organs, only to find them COVERED WITH ANTS.
Anonymous
>>9167994 Fuck up a barrel on a smoothbore shotgun with candy, pinto beans, and cranberries?
Come on man, think about it.
Anonymous
>>9168092 Do it then.
A hypothesis can only be proved or disproved by data collected from experiments.
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I have a special request for you wrap a center fire cartridge with duct tape make it the same diameter as the shell fire it
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>>9168140 I certainly plan to. Pinto and Cranberry loads will be fired out of a pump action Western Field (Montgomery Ward branded Mossberg 500) 20g shotgun tomorrow. I'll take pictures and post results.
BTW the shells were Federal #6 shot to begin with.
Anonymous
Use nerds for birdshot. Runts for buckshot?
Deadpool is fucking tired !jto4aztZlo
Deadpool is fucking tired !jto4aztZlo Wed 29 Jun 2011 11:45:00 No. 9168186 Report Quoted By:
Dessert cannon!
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>>9168140 But theory can draw logical conclusions from it.
-one of these items contain hard-enough substances to scratch steel.
-The wad may protect the barrel from just about anything if properly used.
-There may be a risk of squibbing.
-The low mass of most of these loads may result in less consistent powder burn and increased carbon fouling.
So, yeah. Try it and see how it goes.
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>>9168201 Was it the candies, the pinto beans, or the cranberries that are harder than Mohs 5.5 for steel?
canadian
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>>9168276 >remove suction cups/tip >insert push pin into tip >fuck shit up did it a lot as a kid, will pierce skin and will even go into cars and other thin metals
Anonymous
>>9168237 If they were loaded like shot, the wad would STILL protect the barrel from them, unless the shell was loaded improperly.
If they were loaded like a typical (non-saboted) slug, then damage to the barrel would likely occur.
Anonymous
>>9168328 In the two shells I made, the Pinto Bean and Cranberry load (I'm not OP by the way), the contents were loaded just like shot.
Anything I load will fit in the shot cup, which doesn't get removed from the shell. I just pry open the crimp, dump the shot out, replace with whatever I want, and re-close the crimp.
Anonymous
>>9168343 Sounds like you're good to go.
Still, if I were you, I'd be wary about loading things with high hardness, making EXTRA SURE that they don't fall out of the cup when they are chambered.
Also, I probably wouldn't fire any of these through a choke.
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>>9168352 I'll be cautious if I'm loading anything harder than lead, but in case I do I'll load in in the cup making sure that the crimp can be re-closed same as ever.
While I'm not outrageously concerned at keeping this shotgun nice, I in no way shape or form want to cause unnecessary damage to it.
The shotgun also has an adjustable choke, which will be backed all the way off when firing these loads.
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
someone post that cap where the OP wants to load a Taurus Judge with cat turds and jizz.
Anonymous
>>9168399 lost my shit laughing, SOMEONE POST IT
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I nominate Whoppers for 00 Buck. My shotgun spews chocolatey malted milk death.
Anonymous
Has anyone ever shot a jawbreaker out of a cannon?
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>>9168585 >>9168399 Mother fucker you cant even imagine.....
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>>9168662 >I CALL IT... >THE... well, the- >-jaw...breaker. Jawbreaker. Yeah. Anonymous
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>>9168665 makes me laugh so hard every damn time..
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Unpopped popcorn loaded in shells. GO GO GO
Anonymous
>>9168683 Follow that up with some rock salt shells and a water-gun full of melted butter.
Anonymous
>>9168689 >and a water-gun full of melted butter. Or just pour melted butter into the rocksalt shell and refrigerate.
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>>9168705 >Putting your less-lethal rounds in the fridge Anonymous
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>>9168715 i'm glad this meme will never catch on
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I AM FULLY PREPARED FOR SOME SUBSONIC SNACKTION
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i feel like killing myself just because op posted this shit.
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>>9167445 SABOTS!
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK???
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>>9168790 Given the low mass of most of these loads, I'm pretty sure nearly all of them will be supersonic... for a few feet at least.
Anonymous
Hey /k/, what would happen if I load shotshells with magnets? Would they stick in the barrel, fuck up the barrel, or make an amazing experiment? pic related, the magnets.
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>>9169071 I have those. The magnets might shatter and score the shit out of the barrel.
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>>9169080 Of course it's just a shotgun so who cares...
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Suggestion: Gobstopper slugs.
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>>9169071 depends. how do they work?
Danebro !L7XiOrrW16
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/k/ - Kandy Brilliant thread!
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I suggest sunflower seeds and glass beads.
Anonymous
what ever happened to the guy who had a list of shit he was going to load in various shotgun shells and shoot out at random shit and then report back here but i never saw it??
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>>9169109 forgot my pic
>>9169107 also this is him
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>>9169080 My main question is how the groupings, would everything keyhole or form together midair and stabbing the target with a third foot long flimsy spear? Also midair they could spread and be useless, I can only fit 4 into these 20 gauge shells just laying around, so i assume to shoot it would be a gamble.
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load it with black powder Brass/primer/regular powder/wad/black powder or fill it with metal toothpicks
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
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Why not use spaghetti, cooked and uncooked?
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
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>>9169150 FUCK
SPAGHETTI DEATH CANNON
>YOU PISSA OFFA LA MAMA, I IMPALE-A YOU WI' MA' SPAGHETTI, INNI' Anonymous
Anonymous
>large lead fishing weight >cut it into shape, and drill a hole in the top >fill with strike anywhere match powder >seal it with a few drips of candle wax >fire it into something flammable
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>>9169158 another one would be whole black pepper, or ground cayenne pepper.
wear a mask though.
PaK !!U3Va1IcIRkJ
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>>9169161 While on the subject of fishing tackle, loading a shell with tiny jigs would cause some damage.
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bump for ballistic justice
Anonymous
>>9169071 In another thread somebody mentioned that machine gun chain clips kept rounds attached magnetically, and the high heat of the explosion demagnetized everything somehow. I imagine if that is so, the magnets would just be ball bearings. Anybody willing to check that out?
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>>9169161 Or take a 12 gauge slug, fill the tip with powder, and top with wax and a percussion cap (small pistol). Shoot at something hard.
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>Freeze 2 giant gumballs >Drill holes >Attach string >Insert it shell >Bolo gumballs
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>>9167467 they deliver the sugar right into your bloodstream!
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Shoot a 410 shotshell out of a 12 gauge
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>>9169346 All guns with bayonets. It would be funny if some of them would screw up, while catching those rifles.
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Bumping to see if OP is on and has delivered yet.
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>>9171464 >Shotgun-administered insulin FUND IT
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This reminds me...
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I like where this thread is going
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>>9169113 Eh no, that was johnny/human g.p.s/salesman 2.0
This is more of a tribute
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how 'bout a fabulous shotshell? stuff it full of the herpes of arts and crafts: glitter.
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>>9169107 Last I know, he got as far as loading the shells.
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back to the front page with you
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172289 Wow, someone bumped my thread. I'm touched.
I've got another target to shoot, if the range allows it this weekend.
Going to make some more shells later tonight : NERDSHOT, and Chick-O-Sabot. Stay tuned...
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FPS russia loaded a fucking arrow into a shell so why the hell not skittles??
Anonymous
>>9172333 Have you done any shooting today?
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172774 No, like I said before, I'll do it this weekend.
I have a range membership, but I don't want to load up and drive down there just for a couple shells.
So I'm going to troll you guys softly by making a new set of shells every night for a couple days, then post a big cumshot of usage and post-range devastation on the weekend.
Anonymous
>>9172789 If you're still talking suggestions, I recommend a silly putty load so you can transfer newspaper ink at supersonic velocities.
Anonymous
>>9172789 Should make a cum shell..
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>>9167428 I just want to let you know, this is probably the greatest post ever to grace /k/. Congratulations, you are the one tripfag who isn't cancer.
Bravo good sir
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>>9172803 with some goldfish
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172800 >00 Well shit, I was going to do food-only loading, but double-ought wins... I'll see if I can get my hands on some tomorrow.
I'm thinking I might pick up some machine scrap from work too. Load a shell with type 304 chips?
PaK !!U3Va1IcIRkJ
>>9172820 Stainless steel shot? DO IT.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9172820 Roller bearings from cars. The tubular ones from GM SUV's make me laugh....hard.
>Keyholing to the max engaged. Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172863 Not shot, chips. Scrap off the mills and lathes at work.
And I'll probably pack it tightly into a stronger shot-cup, or reinforce the existing one. Not going to fuck up my barrel if I can help it.
I've got some small parts at work that piss me right the fuck off. Maybe they'll fit...
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>>9169071 Side note on the magnet load:
Passing a magnet down the barrel would add an additional force to the projectile that is proportional to velocity rather than acceleration. Google eddy currents.
The magnet would generate loops of electrical current in the barrel that apply a force to the magnet. Some of the energy from the gun powder would go into electrical losses in the barrel rather than accelerating the magnet down the barrel.
It would still shoot the magnet out of the gun, but there would be an extra source of drag on the bullet and and extra source of heat in the barrel when compared to a similar load that is not magnetic.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172879 Rollers? Fuck, no. I don't have any of those.
Springs okay? I could see if I have any m18 tubular sensors...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9172926 The one that did shoot off using my pellet rifle was loaded with powdered lead. That makes for a spectacular showing. Try metal dust from drilling or sawing.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172944 >dust from drilling or sawing Shit, I'll see if I can find some, but most of our equipment is water/lubricant cooled.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9172967 Even better, it will "stay" in one solid cake if coated in oil/grease.
Mr Paradox !5s3NiggERs
THE SALESMAN! I was waiting for you to show up, this thread needs you.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9172992 Yes, I have arisen from my cavern of rest.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9172972 That's what I'll do, I'll check the exposed catch pan of the Okuma. It's rife with random fine material shavings.
Of course, it's likely to be a ball of Ertalyte, 6061/7075, t304, and leadloy.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9173007 I WANT IT INSIDE OF ME. NOW.
RainbowDash !6Jwen.dQLg
PaK !!U3Va1IcIRkJ
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>>9172897 >chips derp.
Being hit with shrapnel-like bits of stainless steel is quite a cringeworthy thought now that I think of it.
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>>9167750 I strapped a model rocket to a lego man with a parachute when I was a kid. Burnt down the whole field. The story was on the news.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9173017 Okay, well, you go hold the targets.
So tomorrow at work I need:
Bucket of sludge from the Okuma lathe
An M18x1.0 body sensor (probably dead but whatever)
Chips and shavings from the stainy bin.
A chunk of 1/2" or 5/8" diameter bar stock
Anonymous
Take apart some used disposable razor heads and take the blades and load them into a shell.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9173219 Enh, uhm, maybe.
I have some disposable razors, but getting the blades out intact seems like a bitch and a half. If I can get them out, I'll probably give them a light paper wrapping and then put them in the shot cup...
Anybody got other ideas?
>inb4 semen and minnows Anonymous
Buckyballs. Buy them. Load Them. Wipe hands on pants.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9173303 Cigarette butts and globs of roofing tar/asphalt.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9173312 the magnetic balls, or the multi-carbon molecules?
PaK !!U3Va1IcIRkJ
>>9173303 Hell, I got a whole list. Fish oil caplets, maybe. Or some erasers off the back of mechanical pencils.
Anonymous
Red pepper flakes Cumin Chili powder Black pepper corns Cinnamon, just a pinch to give would be attackers a nice Christmasy scent Guaranteed to choke and blind the shit out of anyone
Anonymous
Print out Brady Campaign propaganda or other anti gun literature. Cut strips to the desired projectile length. Roll strips tightly with epoxy until the desired diameter is achieved. Choose an ironic target when range testing for best results.
Super90 !dMNamcrvfs
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9173319 >Cigarette butts Yeah okay...
>roofing tar / asphalt Where the fuck will I get that? The only road construction I'm aware of is (awesomely) replacing old-ass asphalt with concrete.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9173349 Drive to a road. Get a screw driver and hammer. Pick up some asphalt. Heat with a torch. Pick out the gravel. Bam, tar.
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>>9173346 Why rub spices on meat before you BBQ when you can imbed the dry rub inside your meat?
Anonymous
strips of human flesh gun show jerky Jaegermeister cat litter commemorative 9/11 coins .45s
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9173347 Oh shit, that would take more time than I have for this go, but I'll try.
And I WILL FUCKING DO THIS.
>>9173346 This sounds tasty, and I have all that shit.
>>9173342 I've got some long, hardened rubber erasers from 19XX at work. Will those do?
PaK !!U3Va1IcIRkJ
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>>9173361 As long as theyre still slightly springy, they should provide the desired effect with them moving at such high velocities...go for it.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9173360 >strips of human flesh Nail clippings good enough? (it worked for the JuJu bag...)
>gun show jerky Don't have any, next show isn't until the 16th.
>Jaegermeister Barenjager an acceptable substitute?
>cat litter Hm, I'd have to buy that I think.
>commemorative 9/11 coins Erm, what? Do those even fit in a 20ga? 5/8" diameter
>.45s Bullets, or whole cartridges? I don't have any on-hand, but that's easy to swing.
>>9173354 I don't have a torch hot enough to do that. Not any more... I'll try though.
Anonymous
what about bit o honey some of it will get melted and some will stay really hard because you can never find them that fresh
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>>9173460 If I can find them, sure.
Abba-Zabba bar otherwise.
Anonymous
Sticky hands. You know you want to.
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>>9173511 Don't see those around here, but would this shit do?
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>>9173544 Derp, forgot my faggotry.
Sorry guys, went out for a bit so I'm on my phone now.
Conspiracy Hunchist !J1111337Xs
>>9173511 I threw one of these at the ceiling in my friend's room when I was a kid. It stayed up there for almost four years. It only came down because they had to move.
If you shoot one at something I'm willing to bet that it will become entangled at the quantum level.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9173590 Is that your bird? I fucking love macaws.
Also, guys, I'm thinking of some gobstoppers..
Anonymous
>>9173617 Dude, I love you for what you are doing. But damn this is gonna be fun for you to clean up.
>Inspect barrel >"what in Mosin's ghost?" >Giant glob of sugar and metal stuck to barrel. Anonymous
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>>9173590 I used to get those elastic sticky wrestler dudes from walmart and throw them at the wall, they would splatter and stick.
Well, little did I know, or even notice, that those rubber figures left grease marks that would stain the wall.
My dad threw them out after a while.
I used to take them and push pins through a folder and drop them on the pins like a death spike pit, they'd usually be impaled almost completely.
Fun times,
fun times.
Anonymous
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>>9173631 A cupped sabot keeps sugar from getting on the barrel.
Super90 !dMNamcrvfs
Anonymous
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>>9173303 There should be two metal strips on the side of most razors, peel those off and the blades will fall right out.
Otherwise just use a pair of needle nose pliers.
You could just get a pack of those straight razors and cut them into pieces and load them instead.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9173644 They're gummies...
And on the other side of my derp are originals and
>jellies Anonymous
> >What in Mosin's ghost!? LMAO
Anonymous
>>9173644 Hot Tamales, Altoids, cinnamon drops, war heads, sour gum balls or fire balls.
Anonymous
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>>9173671 I thought it would be funny.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9173673 Jolley ranchers and gobstoppers aquired, along with one plastic goo jelly thing. I have nerds and cinnimon imperials at home.
Unfortunately, no stickyhands, bit o honey, or abbazabba bars. Will try a different spot tomorrow.
That guy
I'm totally inspired by this thread, my only question is how dangerous is it to shoot skittles and other stuff that fits inside the shot cup? Is it actually likely to KB or something? I cant really think of a reason why it would be a problem, but maybe I'm missing something.
Anonymous
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how about sprinkles? multi-colored, of course.
Anonymous
>>9174489 Burning powder needs resistance from weight to create pressure. Since hes likely using a shotcup for all this theres no concern for charge volume/case capacity.
Theres no risk of a pressure spike unless he loaded more weight into the shotcup than the recipe calls for with a max charge of powder. Having a lighter projectile charge will decrease pressure and muzzle velocity so a B is very very unlikely.
Anonymous
>>9173701 Load a shell with peeps.
Go duckhunting with irony as your weapon.
Anonymous
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>Rollers? Fuck, no. I don't have any of those. Go to the hardware store. In the hardware aisle (with all the little drawers for each type of hardware) they often have steel taper pins for cheapish. They'll do a similar job. While you're there, buy some of the other little steel bits and pieces they have like woodruff keys and such. Also perhaps some rubber stoppers, nylon fittings, and whatever else piques your interest.
That guy
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>>9174512 That's what I was thinking, but with guns, I like to make sure. In honor of this thread, I'll fire some sixlets and m&m's out of my 12ga tomorrow.
Anonymous
>>9174527 >Go to the local park with shotgun >Children feeding the ducks at the pond >They drop their bread and run in fear at the sight of a crazed Elmer-Fudd lookalike with a M1897 >Ducks are completely oblivious and continue eating >Walk right to the edge of the pond and fire into the crowd of ducks from 15 feet away >Most fly away but one now has a wing glued to its body by hot, sticky marshmallow >Bird flaps frantically with its one remaining wing only to spin in circles >Step into pond and wade towards it while chambering another round >Duck stops flapping and attempts to dive underwater unsuccessfully >Duck pulls its head out of the water to find a shotgun muzzle right in its face >"Couldn't duck out of this one, could you?" >*BOOM* Anonymous
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Don't you die on me.
Anonymous
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>>9173511 Supersonic bitchslap?
>mfw Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9174512 I'm actually more worried about a squibb, which is why I'm using a break action.
I'm going to pick some stuff at work. I'll post later todau, along with the photos i forgot to take of last night's jolley rancher and gobstopper loads.
Anonymous
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>>9174620 >"Couldn't duck out of this one, could you?" YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Super90 !dMNamcrvfs
Anonymous
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>>9167428 Not food but you can put them in the oven.
Gentlemen, I propose we build the shrinkie dink gun.
Anonymous
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Cranberries? That's what I call and ocean spray bitch. capcha? Savior, ildist
Anonymous
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Make a mix of a little bit of poo, some hair and match sticks.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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how about BEEEEEES?
Anonymous
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Bump. Did you test them yet?
Anonymous
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Ok gentlement, the guy with the pinto bean and cranberry loads here, I finally got a chance to test shoot them. Results were mixed, pictures incoming.
Anonymous
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Here's a photo of the testing equipment. As you can see, our target today is a standard oak pallet with a rectangular section of cardboard stapled to it. The shotgun is a Western Field 20 guage pump (Mossberg 500 branded for Montgomery Wards) with an adjustable choke, which for the purposes of this test will be backed all the way off to cylinder.
Anonymous
Both loads started their lives as Federal #6 shot. The first round tested was the cranberry load, or as another posted christened it, the "Ocean Spray". Fired from a distance of ~10 yards. Results here were satisfactory. As you can see the cranberry developed a somewhat erratic pattern, but was delivered with sufficient velocity that most of the berries simply went through the cardboard, although they didn't have enough energy to do anything to the wood behind it. Towards the top you can see where the wad hit the cardboard.
Anonymous
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>>9178623 Inferior cranberries. Did the pinto beans best them?
Anonymous
And now the second load, the pinto beans. Also fired from a distance of ~10 yards. In all honesty, I'm not precisely sure what happened here. As you can see, there is nearly no additional damage to the target. You can see two new holes, one is obviously from the wad, and the other is where the best I can figure a plug of powdered pinto beans struck the target. There are a few very small spots of damage which would appear to support the powdered bean hypothesis. Overall, this load was very disappointing.
Anonymous
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Two things to note about both of these rounds, is that A: they delivered practically no recoil. This makes sense as they were both very low in mass. B: they were much quieter than your standard load. This probably has something to do with them being lower mass as well, allowing less pressure to build up behind them before exiting the barrel. The next load, which I'm working on now, is going to be white rice.
Anonymous
>>9178670 Okay, good testing. I guess we need to step things up a notch. What's the scariest thing you have in your house?
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>>9167742 i havent read through the rest of this thread, but scientists (don't ask me which ones, it was a fucking scientist) have done tests on common ants and have found that they can withstand crazy amounts of G-force, like more than should be possible. So, if you got a sturdy enough casing for the ants that would open quickly once out of the barrel, this could potentially work. The case would have to be made of a flame retardant material and the charge would have to be reduced to prevent the ants from simply splattering, so a pretty low velocity.
oh god, i'm giddy with excitement
Anonymous
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>>9178693 Scariest thing?
Hm.
I could load one with a bunch of trim nails from a nail gun.
Lifesaver fragments?
I don't have anything particularly "frightening" in my house, honestly.
Anonymous
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>>9167428 OP, you just gave me a brilliant idea for Halloween this year...
Anonymous
Rice shot, about to be loaded.
Anonymous
>>9178739 Test it at a wedding!
Anonymous
>>9178756 Not a bad idea.
I have an atrocious fat cousin getting married in September. That might work out nicely.
Rice round is loaded guys, and I have two more shells ready to be filled with whatever. Suggestions?
Anonymous
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Get one of those ball mice, take the ball out and peel the rubber off.
Anonymous
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>>9178808 Try needles, if you have them.
Anonymous
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Friend from /toy/ here, Airsoft BBs for MAXIMUM TROLLING, I say.
Anonymous
Ok gentlemen, I have constructed a NERF round. Construction was simple. Take a nerf streamline dart, and insert a length of BIC pen tube into the hollow area in the rear to provide rigidity and to open it up a bit. Then fill the tube with lead shot from the shell to provide some mass. Put a dab of glue on the end to seal it all up and insert it into the shell.
Anonymous
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All ready to go. Anyone up for a game of humans vs. zombies?
Anonymous
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>>9178906 Part of me really wants you to chrono this, just to see if it would actually be non-lethal.
God speed, anon.
Anonymous
I'm gonna go test these two before it gets dark guys. If the nerf one is fucking cool, I'll make another and have someone video tape me firing it.
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>>9178739 It terrifies me that we use the same brand of toilet paper.
Anonymous
>>9178922 videoPlease for the love of god fake your videos so that the results are incredible enough for Mythbusters to bother testing this shit. That was we'll all get glorious high-speed HD footage of a nerf dart and rice being fired out of a fucking shotgun.
Anonymous
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>>9178739 Do you do shotgun weddings?
Anonymous
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I say you should somehow load up a shotshell with... tiny shotguns. Or a Lego guy. But a matching pair, like a skeleton and a dude with a terrified face.
Anonymous
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>>9178981 The s is not close to the y, what was that?
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
Anonymous
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I just got here from /toy/. You need some tiny toy guns. Get them from dollar store action figures, old GI-Joes, wherever. A gun that fires guns. This needs to happen.
Anonymous
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That's why i love 12ga you can get creative as fuck with it
Anonymous
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Alright, rice shot. Fired from the same range, etc etc. As you can see, it went all over the fucking place. Once again the wad did the most damage but this might be a lulzy midrange trolling round for shooting at hitchhikers or drunk dickhead friends. Just watch out for the eyes.
Anonymous
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Load it up with fukken magnets.
Anonymous
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>>9179028 I demand to see those Jolly Ranchers fired.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9179028 Silly jelly, why you no fit?!
Anonymous
And here is the NERF shot. It was pretty amusing, honestly. With the added mass of the lead fill, this one actually made some noise and had recoil equiv to a 10/22. The dart flipped midair, struck the target, and spiraled off into the bush. As you can see, it hit with some force. The lead ejected itself from the dart when it hit and punched a hole in the wood, so I'd say this is a lethal round unless you did it with no lead. I was amused.
Anonymous
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9179028 BEST $0.50 I EVER SPENT.
Anonymous
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>>9179096 Dear god, test this now.
Anonymous
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>>9179096 HAHAHA.
SHOOT IT RIGHT NOW.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9179096 Is your body ready?
Anonymous
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>>9179143 Oh god ahaha I love this thread.
Anonymous
/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV
Anonymous
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Are you gellin', OP?
Anonymous
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/k/ is indeed the magical place
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9179138 Jellyshots are in honor of /d/ despite their lack of slimegirls.
The Ward !!svlV9h12anw
Anonymous
OP, you should make a shot full of these modular G.I.Joe guns you can buy, a shot full of TACTICOOL accessories.
http://www.marauderinc.com/servlet/Detail?no=176 Anonymous
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What, no peanut butthurt? How about puddi?
Anonymous
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/k/ I've only visited here twice but I just want to let you know I really appreciate what you're doing. The world needs to know what happens when one fires jelly and candy and Nerf.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
Okay you sheckel grasping gentlemen of israeli persuation. I have two 3" shells left. You pick what goes in them.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9179220 >not filling your shells with Costanza Anonymous
>>9179220 mentos? shit, I dunno.
Somebody think of something really creative.
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>>9179231 That's stupid. It'll just turn into water anyway.
Anonymous
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>>9179220 Pictures of Seinfeld characters, including the Soup Nazi
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
>>9179231 >>9179238 >>9179239 >>9179220 Fuck. Pick from the shit in the pic.
Sotainless metric SHCS?
Long fuck erasers
Dum dum (cherry flavor)
Spring
Xacto blades (#11)
Aluminum chips
Stainless chips
UHMW PE shreds
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9179252 >Xacto blades Fuck, I've got to see that.
>"It's a gun... that shoots SWORDS." Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9179252 i vote socket head cap screws and xacto blades, personally.
Super90 !dMNamcrvfs
Glow stick, shoot it at night
Anonymous
9mm inside .410 bore inside 28ga inside 12ga
Anonymous
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>>9179327 Shit, forgot the picture.
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9179275 Sorry boys, just realized that the big fuck screw is too big to pass through my bore.
I'll do it next time, with a smaller SHCS.
Here's #11 X-acto blades packed in UHMW shavings.
I'm also afraid that's all I can do for right now, I'll stay on but have to hold off working shells until later tonight.
Anonymous
Shit Jenkem, what do you use to reload with?
Anonymous
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>>9179321 Shit, this gives me an idea.
Since July 4th is coming up, why not buy and just stick some small fireworks in there? Take pictures.
Anon
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Fuck this candy-assed shit, do it the right way. Load em like I do.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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This thread *has* been archived, hasn't it?
Leeron_Jenkem !w.hg5TcHUs
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>>9179377 Side cutters. Dykes.
I live in a tiny condo, and do not have room for a proper reloading kit, so all I can do is sit at my shitty side table and work on fucking the loads of factory shells.
Anonymous
Pack one full of live bees. Yeah, BEES. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Anonymous
Sewing needles. I'm guessing that they'd mostly tumble, but they might get that fish-hook bullshit like fleshettes are supposed to. Also, finishing nails, or short screws with pointy tips.
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Clips.... stripper clips... hair clips paper clips toe&fingernail clippings Watermelon Watermelon seeds (apple, orange and grape seeds ok too) Toothpick (preferably the ones with only 1 sharp end) Spam from a can human hair flint (like in those $1 lighters from the store) broken glass pine tree needles sewing needles pork chop bone(s) long piece of welding wire coiled up, or wrapped in to ball shape fish eyeballs Toy cap gun 8caps aluminum foil (maybe wrap something in it too) metal coat hanger cut up into little 1 inch pieces, line em up in shell... ketchup packs from MacDonald's graphite broken off from sharpened pencils mini popcorn chicken tree bark from an oak tree chicken feet (claws?) pop can (crushed, folded, flated into shape to fit, maybe drive over it a few times) cement? (pour into shell leave it to dry then fire) fire tea leaves or tea bags into bucket of really hot water? solid rocket fuel for model rockets rubber balls thats all i can think of.
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>>9179904 dam I should posted sooner
Anonymous
Anonymous
Oooo, make one full of cornstarch and water and see if it can do some damage and melt away.>dat newtonian fluid
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9179939 I have a feeling that would be akin to a bean-bag round.
noko
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>>9179952 im sure itd disperse violently in the barrel.
and all youd get is a spray of white out of the end
Third Hippo
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I'd suggest hair, but that might be too light... maybe fill a shot cup with KY jelly? A small rubber dong? small dragon dildo?
Third Hippo
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How about a chicken mcnugget?
Third Hippo
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MEAT! or at least a processed meat product: hot dog!
Anonymous
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How about I buy a big floppy dildo and modify it so it can be shot off the barrel like a rifle grenade?
Anonymous
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>>9179939 it would haven to be in some kind of light-weight casing so that it wouldn't just splatter. but cool idea bro
Anonymous
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I demand this be archived when this is all done My suggestion is to load nails with the head facing the bottom of the shell to make some flechette rounds. Or pry the head off each nail to get just the spike and pack more in.
Anonymous
bumping this to not let it die. how about an ounce of weed taped to the wadding? staples. pencil lead. chocolate chips. transistors. LEDs. potatoes. fucking anything. Can you show us a lineup of what you have so far?
Anonymous
>>9181084 Even better: Ways to forcefully/painfully supplant hallucinogens into a target with a shotgun without killing it. Would make deer hunting/self defense a bit more entertaining.
Anonymous
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>>9181284 Since LSD can be absorbed through the skin this might be easier than you think. Foam balls soaked in it might do the trick.
>asplog urbanites Anonymous
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This thread must live!
Anonymous
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Bumping with a suggestion for a peanut load.
Anonymous
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Awesome thread.
Anonymous
how about glitter with a bit of birdshot to give the proper weight to burn the powder properly? or buck - i'd love to see the look on an intruders face when he's all sparkly and bleeding. that sounded a lot less sadistic in my head...
Anonymous
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>>9183207 Did you look at the pic in the post above yours?
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but will it blend?
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>>9167428 >>9167703 >>9167903 >>9167825 >>9167750 scary ppl, i love you: off to play with the tumbera now
Anonymous