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Anonymous !AD/kkmydJ6 Wed 20 Jul 2011 06:49:00 No.9308929 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9309152 >>9309153 >>9309227 >>9309514 >>9309700 >>9309880 >>9310067 >>9314582 >>9315173

>Carry a knife on me for emergencies
>hang out with group of friends, no one cares
>3 days later get a call from one of the girls who tagged along (no idea who she was)
>soon as I answer hear her shouting and freaking out
>"OMG YOU HAD A KNIFE WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO ARE YOU OMG IM CALLING THE POLICE"
>confused to hell
>later be told she's going for her PHD in psychology yet has violent mood swings and is an alcoholic

ITT crazy bitch encounters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 06:54:00 No.9308969 Report

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i once farted my way out of an elevator

DocDarson !AD/kkmydJ6

DocDarson !AD/kkmydJ6 Wed 20 Jul 2011 06:57:00 No.9308991 Report

Quoted By: >>9315173

>Working in shipping
>Whip out knife to cut a box open
>Really really hot chick asks me if she can borrow it
>Hand her knife, start shooting the shit
>We go on our first date, everything goes without a hitch
>Have spent the last 2 years with each other, never been happier in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 06:59:00 No.9309000 Report

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> in line at whole foods
> pull out blackberry to look at something
> I feel something touching my back
> keep on playing with blackberry
> my line gets called, I start to step forward
> feel someone small but determined trying to push past me even faster
> woman behind me was butthurt because I was looking at blackberry while waiting for next register number
> I wtf'd hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:02:00 No.9309017 Report

Quoted By: >>9309040

where do you live? i live in a fairly large city and the only thing ive ever come to that was having a convo on the pros and cons of firearm ownership with a vegan hippy chick. And the worst that came from that was, well your just a psycho with a gun so w/e. and i was like w/e bitch why you trippin you ugly anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:05:00 No.9309031 Report

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>never been happier in my life
>then she cheats on you with your best friend

Yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:07:00 No.9309040 Report

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>>9309017

Indiana. One of the guys that was hanging out as well is an avid gun collector but apparently because I carry a tool on me I'm some sort of serial killer

!!g6AUaDAmPYX

!!g6AUaDAmPYX Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:11:00 No.9309058 Report

Quoted By: >>9309074 >>9309084 >>9309099

>Engaged
>She's nuts and is convinced im cheating
>Im not
>nothing I do helps
>Sage anyways because thread is not /k/ related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:13:00 No.9309074 Report

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>>9309058
Nah she just doesn't wanna be with a cunt like you and is making up excuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:16:00 No.9309084 Report

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>>9309058
She's just hates you for being completely retarded and needs a better reason to leave.

I<3Texas

I<3Texas Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:18:00 No.9309099 Report

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>>9309058
GTFO now while you still can. Or you can get married and be miserable like the rest of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:19:00 No.9309107 Report

Quoted By: >>9309130

>go to gas station at 11pm for a pack of smokes
>girl comes in pulls out a knife and starts yelling give me the money
>i pull out my glock 19 and tell her to get on the ground
>guy behind counter calls cop
>the entire time we where waiting for the cops to come she yells at me about how im a psyco for having a gun
>cops show up arest the crazy bitch
>i buy my smokes and go home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:20:00 No.9309112 Report

Quoted By: >>9309117

>>9309040
Ive always wanted some soccer mom to see me carrying my gun to my car and freak out and call the cops just so they can get there and i can troll face her when they leave. I hear about it all the time here and i feel kinda left out when it has never happened to me, even though i give them all the chances in the world. Im just gonna start open carrying my 30-06 and wear a vote from the rooftops shirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:21:00 No.9309117 Report

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>>9309112

Happens to me all the time (Florida btw)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:23:00 No.9309130 Report

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>>9309107
>>9309107
Seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:24:00 No.9309132 Report

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did you *ahem* School her on gun control

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:27:00 No.9309145 Report

Quoted By: >>9314672

>CCing LCP in front pocket
>go get a slice of pizza around the corner
>pay and go home
>no one sees or says shit

See, this is how you CC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:28:00 No.9309152 Report

Quoted By: >>9309162 >>9309171 >>9309308

>>9308929
What knife is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:28:00 No.9309153 Report

Quoted By: >>9309162 >>9309167 >>9309171 >>9309308 >>9309749

>>9308929
Whats the model of this CRKT here?
Im trying to find it, I like the look of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:29:00 No.9309162 Report

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>>9309152
>>9309153
knifemind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:30:00 No.9309167 Report

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>>9309153
Yeah, I like the cut of its gib, so to speak. I want to know too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:31:00 No.9309171 Report

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>>9309153
>>9309152
lrn2nameofpic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:34:00 No.9309190 Report

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>>9309171
Thought it was some random name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:35:00 No.9309195 Report

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Women accuse men of cheating when they aren't, because the woman who is making the accusation IS cheating, and is projecting to justify her infidelity. That way, in her backwards time universe, her cheating is justified revenge for your (imaginary) cheating.

tl;dr? Bitches be crazy.

That said, I don't carry knives because too many fucking idiots would escalate shit for no reason. Also I've never been present during a robbery or kidnapping or anything, so I have no major urge to get my CCW permit. Beh. Not that I haven't seen shit, but in those situations, a gun wouldn't have helped, as the culprits tend to fuck off after fucking shit up, rather than stand around barking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:42:00 No.9309227 Report

Quoted By: >>9309240 >>9309249 >>9309270

>>9308929
Actually carry ops knife.
Story related to it.

>buy bag of peanuts at conveinience store
>walk outside pull out knife
>woman infront of me look like she's about to scream
>I cut open the package and look at her funny
>"you should be careful I thought you were some sort of criminal or dangerous or something"

>"I am you should probably walk away."

:D fuck you nanystate pansy pushing bitch soccer mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:43:00 No.9309240 Report

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>>9309227
You're the pansy who can't open a bag of nuts without a damn knife, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:45:00 No.9309249 Report

Quoted By: >>9309286 >>9309305 >>9309373 >>9309479

>>9309227
Are you retarded? Why do you need a knife to open a bag of peanuts? Do you have a 1-inch bicep or something? Do you want to look cool or something? If a normal person sees a knife, they aren't exactly gonna be OK with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:48:00 No.9309270 Report

Quoted By: >>9309310 >>9309329

>>9309227
>be in the parking lot
>see some nutcase (hurhur) with a knife threatening an innocent woman
>pull Glawk 23, put three in his torso
>call 911

That's what you get for being a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:50:00 No.9309286 Report

Quoted By: >>9309309 >>9309321

>>9309249
OMG a Knife... So what maybe the guy didnt want to struggle with his peanuts? Maybe the package was tougher than what most people are used to?
Fucking ass hats everywhere....
What the fuck is he gonna do with a knife huh? and even if he was a criminal with a knife it is not like the bitch cannot run the fuck away... what is she handicap? Fucking nanny state.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:53:00 No.9309305 Report

Quoted By: >>9309340

>>9309249
Who the fuck cares faggot? Opening a bag of food is a legit use for a knife...... if some dumpy cottage-cheese soccer mom with nothing better to do than complain about her irrational fears of inanimate objects complains, its her problem, and your problem you fucking sperm-guzzling homo. Become a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:53:00 No.9309308 Report

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>>9309152
>>9309153

Looks like CRKT Hammond Cruiser

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:53:00 No.9309309 Report

Quoted By: >>9309329

>>9309286
But what if she was handicap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:53:00 No.9309310 Report

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>>9309270
>put in prison for being a douche bag who shot a guy for opening peanuts.
Yeah your a faggot. This is why Liberals hate guns, because of idiot "mgunna be a hero !!! " bullshit with OMG everyone who uses a tool is a criminal, its a Knife, not a WMD fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:54:00 No.9309321 Report

Quoted By: >>9309341 >>9309509

>>9309286
>implying you aren't a samefag
>implying you aren't a pussy who can't open a bag of peanuts
>implying you can't chase her down and stab her
>implying that has anything to do with a nanny state
Still a weak, compensating dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:56:00 No.9309329 Report

Quoted By: >>9309347

>>9309309
>Standing
Nope.Jpg

Also even if the stupid bitch was in the parking lot, what reason does a criminal have to kill/rob her in broad day light? That kind of shit is what attracts these people...
>>9309270

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:57:00 No.9309340 Report

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>>9309305
Not really. If it was a package or something where you actually NEED a knife, then it would be legitimate. I'm not scared of some pussy faggot who needs a knife to open a bag of peanuts. Other people might be, and he's the one acting all shocked that when he pulls out a knife in public, not everyone is comfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:57:00 No.9309341 Report

Quoted By: >>9309347

>>9309321
Yeah... because everybody who owns a knife wants to run down and stab random people.... Not sure if troll or stupid.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 07:59:00 No.9309347 Report

Quoted By: >>9309376

>>9309341
>>9309329
Yeah cuz she's definitely gonna be thinking about that when there's a guy with a knife right in front of you.

If a government agent pulled a gun on you, would you faggots be wondering why he has a gun on if you if you didn't commit any crimes? No you'd be thinking "oh shit he's pointing a fucking gun at me".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:03:00 No.9309373 Report

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>>9309249
>If a normal person sees a knife, they aren't exactly gonna be OK with it

Not the poster who gave the story, but up here in Alaska people give you looks if you are not carrying a knife.

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:03:00 No.9309376 Report

Quoted By: >>9309407 >>9309806

>>9309347
Opening a bag of peanuts =/= Pointing a gun directly at someone.
My god you are a dumb ass.
If he was threatening her with his knife, holding it in his hand in a threatening posture, or maybe even fucking around with it in a dangerous manner she would have a ligit excuse to be afraid. It is irrational to be afraid of a guy opening anything even with a knife, because at that point it is a tool, not a weapon. And you making Strawman douche bag arguments about "DURR HE HAD A NIFE I WOULD BE SCAREDED TOOO" does not change the fact that it is an irrational fear. So fuck you, you dumb ass troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:08:00 No.9309405 Report

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>>9309393
You should have shot her.... One less soccer mom in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:08:00 No.9309407 Report

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>>9309376
1. Not a troll
2. Explicitly state where I said I would be scared
3. Doesn't matter, a normal citizen isn't going to think of it that way
4. You're a fucking faggot
5. Obviously, dumb shit, when she saw he was opening it she realized he wasn't a danger, but if you're gonna sit here and act like someone drawing a knife isn't going to scare regular people who see no need for anyone to have a knife in that situation, then you need to go fuck yourself and get out more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:15:00 No.9309459 Report

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Cooldude story
>At BestBuy for employee training.
>In NH, where damn near every one carries a knife.
>Me and two other newbies are having the company rules explained to us by a manager.
>"Carrying a weapon while working at BestBuy is grounds for immediate termination".
>Raise hand.
>"I usually carry a pocketknife, is that ok, or is it considered a weapon?"
>"Pocketknives and leathermans are fine, just don't swing 'em around."
>Retarded phone newbie: "what about guns"?
>Manager: "Don't bring in your glockenade"
>I chime in, "or a nugget"
>Manager: "Unless your name is IVAN".
Mutualrespect.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:17:00 No.9309479 Report

Quoted By: >>9309538 >>9311676

>>9309249

>if a normal person sees a knife, they aren't exactly gonna be OK with it.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

It's a goddamned KNIFE. Holy fuckballs, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's a KNIFE. It's not a gun (even though people shouldn't freak out about those, either), it's a fucking KNIFE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:19:00 No.9309494 Report

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>start dating girl
>she collects knives
>has over one hundred
>"Cool. Would you like to go with me to the shooting range and blow up some bottles of water?"
>No. I don't like guns.
>"Don't you think you could try it just once to see if you enjoy it?"
>No.

Dumped her then and there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:20:00 No.9309509 Report

Quoted By: >>9309538

>>9309321

Sounds like an argument for the soccer mom cunt to have a CCW, not an argument for whining about him using a knife to open a goddamned bag.

Go the fuck away, loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:21:00 No.9309514 Report

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>>9308929
People only ever find out I have a knife when I use it for a legitimate reason, the conversations usually like this
>Why do you have a knife
Situations just like this
>Makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:24:00 No.9309538 Report

Quoted By: >>9309651

>>9309479
>>9309479
No one's ever been hurt/killed with knife before.
>>9309509
What? Unfortunately, not everyone is comfortable/skilled with guns. CCW isn't right for everyone.
>HURR SHE'S UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND DANGEROUS OBJECTS WHAT A CUNT
It's not like she freaked out and called him a psycho babymurderer
>you should be careful
she said

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:27:00 No.9309557 Report

Quoted By: >>9309619

I carry this, and I never get shit.
It's a minor inconvenience when I bite all of my nails down, and it is a little bit harder to open, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:32:00 No.9309588 Report

Quoted By: >>9309603 >>9310591

>Cleaning guns on front porch
>Is nice day
>Reassemble AK and rack slide
>Passing minivan (bad sign #1) screeches to a halt as I do so
>TWO soccer moms emerge and zero in on me
>FUCKING DEFCON 1
>They physically climb the fence I have around my yard
>The fatter one (pack leader, I assume) begins screaming
>Other is vocal backup
>My German Shep chooses now to come tearing around the house
>He's in "Eat em raw, shit em cooked" mode
>My neighbor, a state trooper, is coming home now
>Laughs his ass off as the pair struggle to get back over the fence
>Writes two citations for trespassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:34:00 No.9309603 Report

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>>9309588
Haha oh wow.

Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN

Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:36:00 No.9309619 Report

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>>9309557
Stop chewing your nails you fucking aspie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:37:00 No.9309628 Report

Quoted By: >>9309725 >>9310168

>talking to girl
>Ask her to go to range with me sometime
>"sure, I love guns!"
everythinggoingbetterthanexpected
>later learn she's a liberal
Guess they're not all bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:38:00 No.9309633 Report

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>at my friends baseball game
>get up and buy a hotdog and get my friend a water
>go back to seat and sit down
>crazy fucking lady yelling at me "OMG HE HAS A GUN!"
>everyone is in a panic because she is yelling "gun"
>i calmly explain to her i have a CCW
>"WHAT DO YOU NEED A GUN FOR YOU INSAIN KILLER"
>mam shut the fuck up and watch the fucking game or go the fuck home you stupid fucking bitch
>she gets mad and shuts up
>few mins later some guy takes her purse and runs
>she yells at me "WHY DIDNT YOU STOP HIM!"
>i dont want to be a crazy insain killer so i thought it was best to let that kind man walk off
>"IM CALLING THE COPS"
>ok you do that in the mean time im going to watch this game
>cops come and she tells them i have a gun
>i explain to the cops what happened
>they check my ID and gun
>finish watching my friends game (his team won 12-5)
>go to his house after for BBQ and pool

I dont think they ever caught the man who stole her purse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:40:00 No.9309644 Report

Quoted By: >>9309662 >>9309663 >>9309672 >>9309676 >>9309679 >>9309683 >>9309752 >>9309947 >>9313393 >>9319571

>at pub
>chatting to this 8/10 all night
>say "i have a bottle of vodka t my place, wanna head back there and continue to party"?
>get back to my place
>start making out
>have a few drinks
>go to my bedroom
>she sees my safe
>"why do you need a safe? you a millionare or somthing?"
>"no its my gun safe"
>"WHAT??"
>"yea my gun safe"
>shes visably scared at this point
>"whats wrong?"
>"your a fucking murderer you disgusting criminal"
>"what? i jsut shoot at targets and hunt...."
>"YOU KILL INNOCENT ANIMALS? YOUR DISGUSTING. FCU KYOU CRIMINAL IM OUT OF HERE YOUR LUCKY I DONT CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS"
>"what for? i broke no laws, but you have broken the law by tresspassing on my porperty, and im well within my rights to use whatever forced deemed neccecary to protect my life. I suggest you get the FUCK off my property right now before i forcebly remove you at gunpoint and get you arrested, bitch."
>she looks shocked and starts crying, picks up her purse and jacket and heads towards my door
>she leaves, i never see or hear from her again
>get a drink, feel like shit for the next week
>such is life in Australia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:41:00 No.9309651 Report

Quoted By: >>9309674 >>9309677

>>9309538

Nobody's ever been hurt or killed with tire irons, screwdrivers, or icepicks, but nobody freaks the fuck out when one of those appear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:42:00 No.9309662 Report

Quoted By: >>9309685

>>9309644

Yea im going to go ahead and call BS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:42:00 No.9309663 Report

Quoted By: >>9309685

>>9309644
Should've played along with the millionaire joke. Sorry, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:43:00 No.9309672 Report

Quoted By: >>9309703 >>9313278

>>9309644
>Australia
>innocent animals

What.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:44:00 No.9309674 Report

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>>9309651

If people would fear what actually kills you would see everyone hide from cars, beer, ect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:44:00 No.9309676 Report

Quoted By: >>9309703 >>9309763 >>9309794

>>9309644
> Australia
>Guns

nope.bat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:44:00 No.9309677 Report

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>>9309651
Personally I'd be more scared to see some sketchy motherfucker walk up to me with a tire iron than see my friendly local /k/ommando walking around with a .45.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:44:00 No.9309679 Report

Quoted By: >>9309703

>>9309644
way to invite someone to your house and threaten them dbag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:45:00 No.9309683 Report

Quoted By: >>9309703

>>9309644
-Telling someone you just met where you keep your guns.
Whywouldyoudothis.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:45:00 No.9309685 Report

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>>9309662
call what you want im after no validation from strangers on the internet.

>>9309663
yea i should have, but i was drunk and i was hoping she would have been cool with guns. thats part of the reason i felt like shit, also the fact i got berated by someone i wanted to stick my dick inside for my passion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:45:00 No.9309690 Report

Quoted By: >>9309711

>finally move from Peoples Republic of Manhattanstan
>Wife gets me my first gun

pic related

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CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:47:00 No.9309700 Report

Quoted By: >>9309739 >>9309745 >>9310628 >>9311992

>>9308929

>Hot girl in finds out I am going to the range.
>Asks to tag along never shot a gun before.
>Range is close by.
>We drive to the range.
>Before we pay for a lane I give her a quick 10 minute brief on firearms safety. Ask her if she has any Q's she says no and understands.
>Get handgun out. Teach her how to hold it how to stand and how to aim.
>She points it at my head laughing I quickly parry it away from my head and set it down.
>In commanding clam non angry voice tell her never point a gun at someone unless they are going to hurt you or someone else.
>She apologizes lucky I didn't take out the magazine disconnect at that point.
>She gets better at shooting as day goes by.
>She hits the bullseye after a few shots.
>Out shoots me the rest of the day.
>Take her to dinner
>Take her back to her place.
>She invites me in.
>We fuck.

Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:47:00 No.9309703 Report

Quoted By: >>9309748 >>9309781

>>9309672
its the minds of thse fucking yuppies that spew that shit, not me.

>>9309676
dont be an ass, we just cant have any semi auto and most pump actions.

>>9309679
she threatened me first, i just uped the anti with a threat to de escelate the situation and get her to leave.

>>9309683
its a gun safe to anyone who knows what one looks like, she asked i answered, although i should have gone the millionare route.

Papulu

Papulu Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:47:00 No.9309711 Report

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>>9309690
So marathon pussy eating session as thanks?
If not you're a ungrateful asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:48:00 No.9309716 Report

Quoted By: >>9309741

>>9309693
It's completely fine for me to fire a pellet gun out of my window in a residential neighborhood in Vermont, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:48:00 No.9309718 Report

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>>9309693

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:50:00 No.9309725 Report

Quoted By: >>9309740 >>9309793

>>9309628
this is something i dont understand. i thought people who are for civil liberties would be pro gun, or at least not anti

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:50:00 No.9309732 Report

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What the fuck is so hard to these fuckers about just leaving people the hell alone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:51:00 No.9309739 Report

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>>9309700
>teacup hold

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:52:00 No.9309740 Report

Quoted By: >>9310168

>>9309725

It's like the ACLU. They'll fight, pro-bono, tooth and nail for every single one of your constitutional rights and civil liberties....Except the right to keep and bear arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:52:00 No.9309741 Report

Quoted By: >>9309777

>>9309716
Poster of the story here. Depends on if your county (Or equal to) has a sanction against it or not. If it doesn't, then it goes to your city to decide. And if it's a private neighborhood, then your neighborhood also has a say in it. So just find out on your own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:52:00 No.9309745 Report

Quoted By: >>9309809

>>9309700
Hopefully that pic is only related in the sense that it is a girl using a gun.

She is not using the iron sights and she is tea-cupping it. Surely, as a /k/ommando, you taught your girl better.

Al Bundy

Al Bundy Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:52:00 No.9309748 Report

Quoted By: >>9309784

>>9309703
If you did go the millionaire route, she would have fucked you, no question.

It's spelled 'ante', though, Ausbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:52:00 No.9309749 Report

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>>9309153
check out the m21

Dan the Viking

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Dan the Viking Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:53:00 No.9309752 Report

Quoted By: >>9309763 >>9309781 >>9309784

>>9309644
>Australia
>guns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:54:00 No.9309763 Report

Quoted By: >>9309781

>>9309752
i already stated that logical fallacy here
>>9309676

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:55:00 No.9309777 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309741
Ok, good. My town has no such ordinances. But it's not like my neighbors would care anyway. Fuck yeah Vermont!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:56:00 No.9309781 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309763
>>9309752

And he told you to eat dicks here:

>>9309703

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:57:00 No.9309784 Report

Quoted By: >>9309794 >>9309811

>>9309748
yea still kicking myself, not the most handsome man but i got some charm, a 8/10 is a real achievement for me. also as for spelling and grammar, i couldnt care less, its a waste of time unless its so bad you cant understand it.

>>9309752
we can get a license for anything other than most pump actions (few pumps are allowed due to the way they are made) and semi autos. you can get them if you own a certain amount of land though. dont be so ignorant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:58:00 No.9309793 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309725
One would think. Living in NY has got me fucked in terms of women not scared of firearms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:58:00 No.9309794 Report

Quoted By: >>9309838

>>9309784

we were just fucking with you Ausbro...well i was anyway

>>9309676
(this guy btw)

Waffen-SS !AAAAAAAAUU

Waffen-SS !AAAAAAAAUU Wed 20 Jul 2011 08:59:00 No.9309806 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309376
Maybe she was allergic to peanuts.

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:00:00 No.9309809 Report

Quoted By: >>9310642

>>9309745

In that pic she was checking the target. As for her hold yes I properly demonstrated how to hold it and she kept fucking tea cupping it. She said that she felt more comfortable holding it like that. She now no longer does it. I made sure to fix dat lean first. She also is saving up for a little 380 bersa. She borrowed a friends and really likes it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:00:00 No.9309811 Report

Quoted By: >>9309838

>>9309784
Ok Ausbro, what sort of guns do you have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:00:00 No.9309812 Report

Quoted By: >>9309913

>>9309693
Oh, forgot to mention.
>Cop asks kid why he ran.
>Kid says that he was too embarrassed by his mother.
>Cop laughs.
>I laugh.
>Kid laughs.
>Mom cries in the most RAGE manner at three tickets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:04:00 No.9309838 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309811
i ownsome cheap single shot ittalian 12g, a BSA .22 tube mag, recently bought a no.1 mk4 enfield non matching, and i have my dads .270 that he keeps in my safe because he doesnt have one.
>>9309794
no worries mate, jsut gets old after a few years of this endlessly whenever i post somthing firearms related that indicates im from australia

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

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CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:06:00 No.9309848 Report

Quoted By: >>9310062

Another lady I took shooting. She was a decent shot surprisingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:11:00 No.9309866 Report

Quoted By: >>9309896

What's wrong with a teacup grip?
I use a bastard offspring version of weaver/palm-support myself, works just fine...

Sorta Anonymous

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Sorta Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:14:00 No.9309880 Report

Quoted By: >>9316233

>>9308929

Banned in Britain!

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:18:00 No.9309896 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309866

Tea grip cannot into rapid fire. You need a solid grip to help with follow up shots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:20:00 No.9309913 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309812
my day has been made, anon. thank you.

Papulu

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Papulu Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:24:00 No.9309938 Report

Quoted By: >>9309965

I told this story last night but it is my best experience with a crazy bitch.
One of my teachers was crazy left, vegitarian, pacifist, woreshiped Al Gore. Well she knew i was a hunter and she confronted me about it.
>Guns contribute to crime and you shouldn't eat or kill animals.
I told her that if she thought i was going to do something illegal because i handled guns she should call the cops.
>You shouldn't kill animals!
I told her that when the primary predators are removed from a area, populations of elk and deer explode and can cause more serious problems. I have probably done more for the environment with a chainsaw than you have with your Prius.
>Guns are bad!
This is the point that i lost it. I told her that if she can blame a inamimate object for killing some one then all of my tests should be 100s. THE PENCIL MADE THE MISTAKES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:25:00 No.9309947 Report

Quoted By: >>9309962

>>9309644
>australia

You poor man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:27:00 No.9309962 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309947
We've already been over this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:28:00 No.9309965 Report

Quoted By: >>9309981 >>9309983 >>9309986 >>9310127

>>9309938
moderate liberal vegetarian with guns reporting in.

we're not all nut-cases. I like my guns the same as the next guy. my 21st birthday approaches, and Imma buy me a revolver (fuck yeah, virginia)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:31:00 No.9309981 Report

Quoted By: >>9309991 >>9310168 >>9313069

>>9309965
why do you put a label on yourself? a moderate libertarian vegetarian? do you need these labels to validate your being?

cant you keep that bullshit out of your personality? your no better than the stoners ehr are so obviously stoners and are all 420 SMOKE WED ERY DAY

stop being a dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:31:00 No.9309983 Report

Quoted By: >>9310007

>>9309965

>moderate liberal vegetarian with guns reporting in.

that describes me exactly except that im a progressive

internet brofist it

Papulu

Papulu Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:31:00 No.9309986 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309965
Hey man, I've been called a liberal and a conservitive. I have hunted with hippies before (Was the funnest fucking hunting camp ever!). I don't give a shit about a person's political beliefs, what i hate is when someone pushes any of their beliefs onto others.
Debate is different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:32:00 No.9309991 Report

Quoted By: >>9310000

>>9309981
You're as much of a dick for promoting the fact you like guns. Not the guy you were bothering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:33:00 No.9310000 Report

Quoted By: >>9310010 >>9310036

>>9309991
but i dont make guns a part of my identity.

guns are a hobby

what your doing is labeling yourself to make yourself fel special and differnt.

why cant you just be a human? why do you have to be such an ass?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:35:00 No.9310007 Report

Quoted By: >>9310031

>>9309983

>progressive

Aka you're a fucking liberal, except you're too much of a pussy because of the negative connotation of the word liberal.

>"Progressives, I hate those guys."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:35:00 No.9310010 Report

Quoted By: >>9310026 >>9310038

>>9310000

do you have no concept of why he posted that in the first place? the point was to tell the guy that not all liberals and vegetarians are nut jobs

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:37:00 No.9310026 Report

Quoted By: >>9310035

>>9310010
he could have just said liberal, not add all that extra bullshit to make himself feel special

you are an ass, go spew your memes elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:38:00 No.9310031 Report

Quoted By: >>9310048 >>9310059

>>9310007

>except you're too much of a pussy because of the negative connotation of the word liberal.

nah progressives are more left than liberals which would in the eyes of conservatives be even worse than being a liberal

in any case liberal is a shitty term to describe peoples political identity as it is tossed around willy nilly if you want an example just look at obama claiming he is a liberal and then going center right half the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:38:00 No.9310035 Report

Quoted By: >>9310055

>>9310026

in other words, STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

Papulu

Papulu Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:38:00 No.9310036 Report

Quoted By: >>9310046 >>9310055

>>9310000
You need to realize he was stating that to make a point to me that not all vegetarians are that way. I knew that prior but I can under stand why he decided to comment it to me.

NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo

NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:39:00 No.9310038 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310010
>Vegetarian
>Not a nutjob
Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:39:00 No.9310046 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310036

he mentioned it because of the stigmas, especially on a place like /k/ where they are even worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:40:00 No.9310048 Report

Quoted By: >>9310060

>>9310031
>Obama
>center right
Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:40:00 No.9310052 Report

Quoted By:

>at church group retreat
>sitting at table full of girls eating breakfast
>subconsciously start flicking pocket knife open
>not so much as one remark
>cook s'mores later that night and have a great time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:41:00 No.9310055 Report

Quoted By: >>9310089

>>9310035
no? what are you, a child? that has nothing to do with what i said.

>>9310036
i understand, but he did it in a way to express the point that he is different and special when he is the same as both you an I. you dont need a label to be human, but you do if you want to be a douche bag fuck head who feels the need to act like a woman and be unique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:41:00 No.9310059 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310031
>nah progressives are more left than liberals
nope.jpg

they're both names adopted by socialists to get away from the stigma associated with socialism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:41:00 No.9310060 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310048

no joke do some research, he ran his campaign as being a liberal but once he got in office all he did was mainly lean center right like extend the bush tax cuts and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:41:00 No.9310062 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309848

Good god, what is it about vagina-havers and keeping their face as far back as humanly possible? Get up on the fucking stock, and get a decent sight picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:42:00 No.9310067 Report

Quoted By:

>>9308929

Imagine if she knew you CC a gun too!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:45:00 No.9310089 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310055

oh damn bro youre so edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:45:00 No.9310091 Report

Quoted By:

I love how a decent thread keeps getting shitted up by douchebags wanting to nitpick and be fucking douchebags.

Way to go, douchebags. You know who you are. And no, I'm not referring to the guy who had the audacity to call himself a vegetarian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:46:00 No.9310097 Report

Quoted By:

Live in North Carolina

>At work when it isnt busy every job ive had is people playing with knives/ showing off guns/ drinking in the back room
>damn new yorkers move in
> party is over
>transfer manager from new york to here (circuit city)
> she goes in break room 2 people throwing knives at oranges
>assistant manager showing off revolver to younger girl
>beer in hand of young sales specialist
>10am
>Manager upon seeing this situation goes into one of those so mad/scared cant make a sound
>runs out
> everyone dips out puts everything but knives away
> cops come in 15 minutes later
>ask questions we tell him half the situation
>breathalizes kid .00 (barely touched first beer)
>deems everything to be alright
> cop leaves
> manager goes home
>some dude from logistics fires half the store next day
>fucking northerners and their ways ruining a good time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:50:00 No.9310125 Report

Quoted By: >>9310173

I've got two stories so I have to split it up into different posts.

>Packed up computer to send it to my dorm room at college
>Boxed and taped like crazy and filled with foam peanuts to make sure it doesn't break
>Makes it to my dorm
>I get super happy that it is here in one piece
>I look around for a box cutter to break down the box and I can't find one, so I use my Winchester knife even though I hate using it's edge on cardboard
>Friend comes in, shouts "Jesus Christ, why is that here?"
>I say "What are you going on about, the damn computer came packed in it"
>He says "No I mean that", while pointing at the knife
>mf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:50:00 No.9310127 Report

Quoted By: >>9310138

>>9309965
I should probably also mention that Im a brony, use Linux, have a girlfriend, and don't play cowaduty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:52:00 No.9310138 Report

Quoted By: >>9310177

>>9310127
I respect your love of the dash

Poorfag !TXwGaUHWDw

Poorfag !TXwGaUHWDw Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:54:00 No.9310149 Report

Quoted By: >>9310159 >>9310166 >>9316325

HEY EVERYONE
/k/ = POLITICS

Shut up retards, post weapon's related greentext like:
>be going out to range
>be poorfag, can only afford 1 gun case, want to take whole collection to range
>not enough room in case, put it in my trunk, run back inside, grab hi-point carbine
>walk outside, finger off trigger, magazine out of gun
>TIRESCREECH
>Woman jumps out of the car, starts calling me a terrorist and she's calling the cops
>wat really hard, stand there bewildered while she calls the cops about a "maniac with a gun"
>police station literally at the end of the street
>lady yelling at me about being a turrist babbykiller
>cop car pulls up, she runs over and points at me
>officer obviously in a bad mood, tells me to hand him the weapon
>magazine is out, he works the action and a snap-cap flies out
>the bitch SCREAMS "SEE IT WAS LOADED"
>explain to the cop that it's only a snap cap, since I don't like storing my guns with the springs under tension
>jokingly tell him he can shoot me with the snap cap
>lady freaking out and bitching, cop completely ignoring her, offers to show me his glock, we talk guns for about 10 minutes while this lady is FUMING mad
>she calls him a worthless pig and that he's not doing his job
>Cop remembers he was having bad day, writes the lady a ticket for disturbing the peace and tells her not to harass any more law abiding citizens
>Trollface. Trollface the entire goddamn time. That bitch was MAD.

I got pulled over later that month by the same cop for a tailight I didn't know was out, he lets me off with a warning.

I've seen him at the local gun club every so often too, didn't know he was a member.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:56:00 No.9310159 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310149
HEY EVERYONE
/k/ = AUTISM

I hate all of you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:58:00 No.9310166 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310149

Al Bundy

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Al Bundy Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:58:00 No.9310168 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309981
>>9309628
I'm left leaning as shit, bromide. I used to think there wasn't a name for my political tastes, then I read about Anarcho-Syndicalism. Pretty perfect fit for a group of ideals I came up with on my own. Call it a label, I call it simplification.

>>9309740
That bothers the ever-loving shit out of me. As if the Second Amendment is the redheaded stepchild that no one cares if it's abused and shit all over. The First Amendment, however, is the blond haired, blue eyed symbol of perfection we brag to other countries about.

Have a picture of a gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 09:59:00 No.9310173 Report

Quoted By: >>9310186 >>9310206 >>9310214 >>9311551

>>9310125

>I'm in Los Angeles, so I feel it necessary to at least carry a little pocket knife while on public transit
>Forget when it is in my pocket
>Get tickets to Kings/Sharks Game 6 at Staples Center for 40 dollars (Fuck yes)
>Get to the security checkpoint
>Fuck. Whatever, it's worth like two dollars anyway.
>Take trains back to New York
>Head into a Home Depot looking for one of those Leatherman Juice ones which sound fantastic
>There's a cs4 in stock which is perfect
>"Do you have identification on you?"
>"I beg your pardon"
>He points to a sign that says you cannot buy a pocket knife if you are under 21
>My jaw is somewhere in the outer core of the earth
>mf

I just went to Target and got a Gerber Crucial and they never bother checking. But really New York? Get your shit together.

NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo

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NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:00:00 No.9310177 Report

Quoted By: >>9310196 >>9310198

>>9310138
>implying Applejack isn't the best pony

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:02:00 No.9310186 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310173
>21

w..... wh.... WHAAAAAAAAAT?

Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:03:00 No.9310196 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310177
Let's not start this. Polite sage for off topic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:03:00 No.9310198 Report

Quoted By: >>9310246 >>9310249

>>9310177
have yu seen the pump action shotgun with rainbow dash's cutiemark on it? its fucking awesome

!!uxodNQYpJ/a

!!uxodNQYpJ/a Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:04:00 No.9310206 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310173

That's a store policy, not NY.

If it isn't posted at the register, it's not on the books.

why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF

why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:05:00 No.9310212 Report

Quoted By: >>9310233

I'll give you the tldr version-
>bought my first pistol and was open carrying it
>went to starbucks
>a bunch of women called the police on me for having a gun
>looked outside and all the cars they got out of had cali liscense plates
>Officers explained the fundamental difference between california, and america to these dumb whores

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:06:00 No.9310214 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310173
Wow Canada is better than that. I carried an Endura waved into a leafs game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:08:00 No.9310233 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310212
what state were you in, starbucks-fag?

NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo

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NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:10:00 No.9310246 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310198
No, no I haven't. Shotguns are more of AJ's style though.

Anonymous

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Politically Correct Ballistic Tool

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:10:00 No.9310249 Report

Quoted By: >>9310259 >>9316556

>>9310198
something like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:11:00 No.9310251 Report

Quoted By: >>9310266

>cut and eat my apples with a knife
>no shit gets stuck in your front teeth
Now this is how you use a knife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:12:00 No.9310259 Report

Quoted By: >>9310272

>>9310249
the difference is that thing is gayer than Liberace

NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo

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NH4NO3 !/J1QYpS5Eo Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:12:00 No.9310266 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310251

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:13:00 No.9310272 Report

Quoted By: >>9310277

>>9310259
and putting stickers from a little girls cartoon show isn't?

someone is delusional

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:14:00 No.9310277 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310272

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:24:00 No.9310347 Report

Quoted By: >>9310385

>>9310821

Do all police stations allow you to store your guns there? Facing a similar situation...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:26:00 No.9310363 Report

Quoted By:

>Live in NYC
>Work as security guard
>CCW a Revolver
>On train going home
>Some crazy hipster sees my gun
>Starts freaking out
>About 20 or so scared hipsters move to the opposite end of the train
>Next station they run out screaming that there's an armed mad man with a gun
>Cops surround me
>Guns pointed at me
>Raise arms
>Declare I have a CCW and revovler
>Let cops disarm me
>Show ID and explain to the officer my job
>Asshole still fucking takes my gun
>Get it back manhandled and scratched
>Fucking NYC
>Fucking bloomberg

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:28:00 No.9310385 Report

Quoted By: >>9310495

>>9310347
here in michigan most collage's have some plan to alow you to store your guns.
depends alot on were your at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:30:00 No.9310401 Report

Quoted By:

>Meet woman
>Crazy bitch

That just about sums up human interaction

Centurion !!dRCLdsQr4nJ

Centurion !!dRCLdsQr4nJ Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:34:00 No.9310437 Report

Quoted By: >>9310459

>>9310386
I would have dumped her right there in the ER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:38:00 No.9310459 Report

Quoted By: >>9310480 >>9310482

>>9310437
>>9310386
>jumping from my car

sounds like she dumped herself

Poorfag !TXwGaUHWDw

Poorfag !TXwGaUHWDw Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:41:00 No.9310480 Report

Quoted By: >>9310504

>>9310459
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:41:00 No.9310482 Report

Quoted By: >>9310504

>>9310459

YEAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:42:00 No.9310487 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310386
Agreed. Instant dump. I kind of like crazy, in a girl, but not INSANE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:43:00 No.9310495 Report

Quoted By: >>9310510

>>9310385
Which college you go to?

I went to Lake State, they did weapon storage right on campus at the Campus Security building [Granted, though, most other state universities have cross-deputized professional security, so they're actual peace officers and their buildings would be police stations.. LSSU has rent-a-cop CJ students for security.]

Though, I never lived in the dorms, eff that noise. My guns stay by my bed, thanks.

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:44:00 No.9310503 Report

Quoted By: >>9311196

CRKT M16 master race.

I can't find mine right now... Been meaning to buy an Izula and stick it in my boot.

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ

CaptainSlav !0gEh9TdDbQ Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:44:00 No.9310504 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310482
>>9310480

Looks like we have a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH mind....

>Puts on shades

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:45:00 No.9310510 Report

Quoted By: >>9310527 >>9310860

>>9310495
nmu. the campus pd are actual cops that patrol the city too. so technicly the my guns are at the campus police building. but same difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:49:00 No.9310527 Report

Quoted By: >>9310538

>>9310510
Ah yes. I remember your fancy real cop campus security.

I first visited NMU my junior year at LSSU. And immediately regretted not going to Northern instead.
Not a single grad program there worked for me, either.

I search and search for any reason to move to Marquette, but just nothing there for me. Save for a good handful of friends, but I imagine after a while they'll get sick of me living off their couches.

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg

pacman552SD !oy93pBQqfg Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:51:00 No.9310538 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310527
lol. great area for shooting. 5 min drive and b in the middle of the woods is the biggest reason im up there

Roadrage Modestly !!JXIjn1r5Hrp

Roadrage Modestly !!JXIjn1r5Hrp Wed 20 Jul 2011 10:59:00 No.9310591 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309588
>friend's neighbors hate him
>they also hate guns and fun in general
>about a half mile behind my friends house is a sand pit
>owner lets us shoot in it whenever we want
>his neighbors decide to sneak into the sand pit
>they think it's a good idea to hide behind our backdrop
>luckily we see them and yell at them
>they leave
>10 minutes later they come through with their four wheelers and ride around where we are shooting
>we call the land owner
>he comes down and yells at them for trespassing (they ruined their privileges by being cunts)
>friend and I decide to walk into town later
>neighbors come outside with their boxer and start yelling "SICK EM SICK EM!"
>the dog starts running at us barking and foaming at the mouth
>it bites down on my friends leg
>I try to make it back off
>it doesn't
>end up killing it with my knife
>feelsbadman.jpg

Fucking sucks that I had to do that, at least it doesn't have to put up with them as it's owner anymore. I'm pretty sure they beat the hell out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:04:00 No.9310617 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310386

just lost my shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:06:00 No.9310628 Report

Quoted By: >>9310642

>>9309700
>"Teach her how to hold it...
No. No you didn't. She's holding it like a fucking child with downs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:11:00 No.9310642 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310628

That trip faggot loser already explained it here ----> >>9309809

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:14:00 No.9310658 Report

Quoted By: >>9310668

I only ever OC on the 4th of July, concealed every other day but that's my one little bit of patriotism/activism.

Anyway, I go to lunch at Subway on the 4th with my friend and his girlfriend, she being an employee there.

I order a 6', and she says, "Oh, come on, go for the 12', it's only $1.50 more and you get twice as much!"

"Yeah, but then I'd have to eat it, I couldn't just stop myself at half with it all there."

"Nonsense, you could take it home, just have a little willpower, and you have dinner later at a good price."

"Yeah, but - ..... alright, can I get that as a 12 afterall please?"

We sit down, eat lunch, all there is to it. Nobody even mentions the open carry.

Cue me last week going to see a friend of mine at my old place of work.

"Hey man, so I heard about your little terrorist tirade on the 4th."

"My... what?"

"Yeah, a buddy of mine owns that subway downtown, told me about your little incident with open carrying. Should just cover that shit, dude, they'll pull your license fast if you do that."

"Well, I was just open carrying, I don't -"

"Doesn't matter dude, causing a disturbance while OCing, they'll just take it away."

[Story continues]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:16:00 No.9310668 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310658

do continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:22:00 No.9310693 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310690 I am really sorry to hear about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:24:00 No.9310708 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310690
That's some rage inducing bullshit. Fucking 12inch subs. No one has the willpower to save the other half!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:25:00 No.9310710 Report

Quoted By: >>9310713

>>9310690
I should note, I have long hair and a beard. I had a dress shirt on and nice jeans, tried to look fairly nice and presentable if I were to be carrying so as not to look too crazy to passers-by, but to these folks I guess it was enough to look like Ted Kazinski just walked in the door and their memories were a bit... colored by this perception.

Is all I can guess.

Because I did check with my friend I'd eaten lunch with to make sure *I* didn't remember it wrong. He recalled as well no incident, just ordered and went along our business. No yelling, no arguments.

He did remember her convincing me to go with the other subs, but certainly not me on the verge of mass murder.

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:26:00 No.9310713 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310710
>long hair and a beard
>presentable
You might as well be wearing a crusty World of Warcraft t-shirt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:29:00 No.9310734 Report

Quoted By: >>9310749 >>9312545 >>9315351

>CRKT knives

enjoy your pocket clip screws. every single CRKT I've ever owned has made me fucking rage. the opening is fun to play with, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:32:00 No.9310749 Report

Quoted By: >>9310826 >>9310852

>>9310734
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KNIFE THAT IS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:33:00 No.9310755 Report

Quoted By: >>9310786

>20 (still living at home, fuck college is expensive)
>go to gunshow with bro
>come home with mosin
>mom flips the fuck out yelling at me and shit
>trying to calm her down to figure out why shes so pissed
>"You cant afford to spend 4-5 hundread on some gun"
>laugh
>tell her i got it for $120
>she sighs
>we go to the range the next day

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx

Citizen Snips !!GIMH48Eg3Kx Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:38:00 No.9310786 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310755
....
...
*brofist*
My brother is in a shitty situation. He owns a Model 12 that he kept at home during college that was handed down from our late grandfather.

Well, he married a cunt, and she's a NOGUNZ LIBRUL.

All he wants is his Model 12 and a .30-06 Savage Edge.

She's such a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:49:00 No.9310826 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310749
It's an Emerson A-100. Tough as fuck, looks nice, holds an edge, durable finish on the blade, doesn't use weird ass screws. Can't recommend it enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:52:00 No.9310852 Report

Quoted By: >>9310864

>>9310749

>Blade reads Emerson
>Google "Emerson knife"
>First result is emersonknives.com
>Enter site through shitty Web 0.9 splash page
>Click on 'The Knives'
>Scroll through knives, see one that matches

Looks like an Emerson A-100 bro. You have the tools you need to find these things out on your own.

Also I think I might buy one, it looks pretty cool, shitty website notwithstanding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:55:00 No.9310860 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310510
my campus's police station supposedly has a gunsafe for use by students. from what Ive heard, it can hold only like 5 rifles and maybe a few handguns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:56:00 No.9310864 Report

Quoted By: >>9310877

>>9310852
Aw fuck they only have the Satin Finish ones in stock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:57:00 No.9310868 Report

Quoted By: >>9310920 >>9310967

>buy new 12 gauge for home defense
>tell boss about it because gun crazy
>boss says you shoot it yet? or have it with you?
>nope, its in my trunk wanna see
>boss looks over gun, than asks if I want to go to a range right now to fire it
>we get in his welding truck and drive off
>some asshat in a mustang keeps trying to pass
>boss asks for small box on back seat, grab it notice its a plano gun case
>tapco tacticool ak with folding stock, suddenly out the window of the truck
>no more mustang
>get to range and fire my shotgun, than boss lets me fire the ak

its some chinese copy with the bad full auto where you can tell it should be a semi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 11:59:00 No.9310877 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310864

Oh no, that was the mini ones.

Man. $200 for a knife. I am so tempted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 12:09:00 No.9310920 Report

Quoted By: >>9315100

>>9310868
O rly?

!AAAAAAAAUU

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!AAAAAAAAUU Wed 20 Jul 2011 12:20:00 No.9310967 Report

Quoted By: >>9315100

>>9310868

Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE

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Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE Wed 20 Jul 2011 12:47:00 No.9311058 Report

Quoted By:

>be 15
>go on school camp
>told specifically not to bring knives, and to bring shitloads mroe gear than necessary
>pack light and bring letherman
>before we go camp leader wants us to try on packs
>everyone but me cant put packs on because they are 60+kg
>hey anon can you help these noobs
>help everyone out, chicks dig me helping- alpha as fuck.jpg
>get to camp and stop for lunch
> cant open shitty tuna/spam can
>hey does anyone have a knife
> fuckign annoying fat girl who hates guns/knives anything fun about to speak out
> chuck him my letherman
>nice knife anon
> fat bitch gives em evil glare, trollface the entire time
>me and camp leaders fw we get only baked bean rations when everyone else is stuck with fucking coco pops and powdered milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 12:47:00 No.9311065 Report

Quoted By:

I don't really have any gun-related stories, but I did have a very strange woman scream that I was terrorist and was going to kill people when I was visiting America. This was a little bit after 9/11 so people were on edge, but I'm from the bloody West Country! I sound like a Wurzel reject! I have no idea why she picked me out.

If you think this is funny though, you'll love what happens next. The friend I was seeing that day walked into the place (it was a fast food place this happened at). Now, ethnically my friend is from Iran, but he was raised in America. He's got a normal voice, but he CAN put on a stereotypical Iranian accent.

As he often does when greeting me, as a little in-joke we have. You should have seen her face!

Shadow !!QIR6tivqCVj

Shadow !!QIR6tivqCVj Wed 20 Jul 2011 12:47:00 No.9311066 Report

Quoted By:

>ITT crazy bitch encounters

Erryday, man.... Erryday

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:24:00 No.9311191 Report

Quoted By: >>9311218

Not really exciting but it's my only story, since people up here don't give a fuck either way

>Be poorfag so I own mostly slavshit
>Sister and I are hanging out in my room.
> No one knows I own any gun since we're poorfags and they might rage
>Smell of hoppes still strong in my room since I just cleaned my guns not even an hour ago
>She asks what's that smell
>Tell her it's from cleaning my guns
>She responds "your airsoft guns?"
> Explain to her I've had them for a while and got them for the home's defense.
>She shrugs and asks to see them.
>Show her mak and let her handle it.
> Couldn't pull the slide and barely hold the gun
>She tries for a while then hands it back saying cool.
> Let her handle my .22LR for a while

TL:DR she wants to get into shooting the next time I go to the gravel pit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:25:00 No.9311196 Report

Quoted By: >>9311220 >>9311602

>>9310503
M-21 transcended-physical-existence tier.

That is until my dipshit room mate let a junkie into our house.
/K/ids, don't let junkies in your home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:28:00 No.9311218 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311191
Oh shit wrong green-text thread, oh well...

Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE

Splinter !EfVwyVp5SE Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:28:00 No.9311220 Report

Quoted By: >>9311284

>>9311196
post greentext of said junkie experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:44:00 No.9311284 Report

Quoted By: >>9311297 >>9311602

>>9311220
>Go to bed early
>Wake up, random junkie sitting in the living room with room mate
>What the fuck ever
>Didn't realize it was gone because I was carrying my m-16 at the time to switch things up.
>Three days later figure out why I can't find it

Not very exciting, sorry.
Would have rather had it go like this;
>Go to bed early
>Dog wakes me up barking like an asshole
>Hear something crash in the living room
>grab 590
>put three deer slugs in junkie piece of shit
>doesn't have a chance to steal anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:48:00 No.9311297 Report

Quoted By: >>9311302

>>9311284
hope you bought that dog a steak the next day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 13:50:00 No.9311302 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311297
>hurr
>durr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:06:00 No.9311354 Report

Quoted By: >>9311382

>>9311316
It's always weird to me when I hear females in the military say they don't like weapons. I've gotten that quite a bit since POGing out in the Army, but I expected better from the Corps, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:18:00 No.9311382 Report

Quoted By: >>9311389 >>9311413

>>9311354

not met one that didn't while i was in. mind the RAF arnt know for there weapon handling but we were police so it was everyday carrying side-arms frequently rifles too.

whats POGing is it like retraining?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:19:00 No.9311388 Report

Quoted By: >>9311401

>>9311316
What country is this for?
Because the treatment of females in our military is very similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:20:00 No.9311389 Report

Quoted By: >>9311401

>>9311382
A POG is a silly backronym for "Personnel Other-than Grunts". Folks who aren't Infantry are POGs. I was Infantry, but I have since gone to training for a new job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:26:00 No.9311401 Report

Quoted By: >>9311419

>>9311389
UK, if i hadnt of had to leave because of an injury shit like this would have made me leave. she also ended up having a police car stolen from under her cos she left the keys in it

>>9311388
ahhh i see. cool name. so what trade (MOS? is it still \MOS not worked with yanks in like 8 years, are you now?)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:31:00 No.9311413 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311382
This is a pogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:33:00 No.9311419 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311401
Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ on a pogo stick. That's just embarrassing.

Also, you are correct. My current MOS is 94L (Avionics Communication Equipment Repairer). I actually hold three, my other two being Infantryman and M1 Abrams crewman. So, going from male-only jobs to an Aviation unit... well, it's a bit of a culture shock. The idea of a soldier being afraid of their own weapon is just alien to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:34:00 No.9311422 Report

Quoted By:

>Live in California
>Carry a 3" spyderco nothing crazy or tacticool
>Never had anyone notice it in my back pocket or at least freak out about it
>In line for a concert with a female friend of mine, engaged to someone else
>Realize I still have knife
>Reach down to try and put it under my foot inside my shoe to get it inside
>She asks me what I'm doing with my shoe and I explain
>"Is it bad that I think that's really hot?"

lost some impact when I saw the metal detector and had to sneak it through in her purse instead but hey

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:38:00 No.9311433 Report

Quoted By: >>9311458 >>9315956

>>931141

im with you man. in fairness after she lost the car they agreed that maybe she should sit in the office and file shit, make tea ect. pissed me off that i did meet some awesome cops whom just happened to have girl parts while i was in and bitches like her just gave em all a bad name.

quite a trade list you got yourself there man. im impressed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 14:47:00 No.9311458 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311433
I thank you, sir.

And it's a damn shame. You're right, there are some damn fine females out there who do the job and do it well, but useless cock holsters like your girl there just fuck everything up for everyone.

I guess I'm otherwise lucky. No one has ever raised a stink about my carry piece. But then, I carry it concealed in an inside-the-waistbelt holster. If my shirt does get hung up on the grip, I quickly correct it and I'm back to being regular ol' Joe Shmoe. I carry a full sized 1911, and no one's the wiser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:06:00 No.9311486 Report

Quoted By: >>9311507

>>9311472
That sucks a fat dick, man. Sorry to hear that. You'd think they'd give consideration to vets, but that's the UK for ya, I guess. Where abouts are you in the UK, if you don't mind my asking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:07:00 No.9311487 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311427
>>9311427
>>9311427
This. Same for going inna woods for camping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:16:00 No.9311504 Report

Quoted By:

This is what happens when countries don't have conscription.
A lot of useless arguing.
Have every 19 years old spend 12 months firing and cleaning guns and i promise they are sick of it and don't think guns are a big deal.

And no soccermoms arguing becouse the soccer moms dad, brother, son all have handled guns in the national service.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:17:00 No.9311507 Report

Quoted By: >>9311517 >>9311567

>>9311486

Wales, part of the UK, lumpy bit between ireland and england.

were are you from mate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:22:00 No.9311517 Report

Quoted By: >>9311544 >>9318581

>>9311507
Right on. Truth be told, I only just recently learned what the difference is when it comes to that Great Britain/UK/etc. stuff. You folks are weird about that. Weirdos.

I'm from the great State of Pennsylvania. East coast USA.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:32:00 No.9311544 Report

Quoted By: >>9311550 >>9311575

>>9311517

yeah but i will always call myself british i swore my oath to the queen and meant it.

my brother lives in Rhode island with his wife.

i got to go, IRL stuff to do. Been nice talking to ya, be lucky bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:35:00 No.9311550 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311544
Take care now! Have a good one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:35:00 No.9311551 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310173
Love my Gerber Crucial. Got the exact right set of tools and a pocket clip, the greatest addition to the multitool since pliers. Only downside is the pliers on the crucial can get slightly misaligned if you do something like trying to twist-tighten a heavy-duty ziptie to the point the plastic stretches and tears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:41:00 No.9311567 Report

Quoted By: >>9311575

>>9311507
If you don't mind me asking, what did you do in the RAF?
Londoner here, hoping on becoming a engineering officer post-uni

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:43:00 No.9311575 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311544
>>9311567

Dammit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 15:53:00 No.9311602 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311196
>>9311284
Attention faggots: M16 and M21 are LINES of knife. If you want us to have any idea what knife you're talking about give us the actual model.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 16:10:00 No.9311620 Report

Quoted By:

Ex-British Army myself, Armourer. Handled firearms day in day out.

Never actually met anyone in service who was afraid of firearms. Mother shit herself when I got a airsoft pistol.

You know, not like I'm trained to fire real ones or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 16:46:00 No.9311676 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309479

Do you have any actual arguments to make, or just "its a KNIFE" over and over. Oh by the way, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 17:19:00 No.9311777 Report

Quoted By: >>9313693

>be working in a gas station
>truck day
>minding my own business opening boxes and putting shit away, using my pocket knife to open boxes (boss too cheap to get box cutters)
>second employee running register, slow day
>business picks up for a few minutes, couple people in line
>be NOWHERE THE FUCK NEAR THE LINE
>middle-aged black lady sees me, with my back turned, facing a wall, open a box with my knife
>SCREAM OF TERROR/RAGE, the lady runs halfway across the fucking store and starts beating me with a 2liter of Pepsi, then screams at other employee to call cops, I assaulted her with knife
>end up decking lady after a full minute of being whaled on, have 2 black eyes, split lip, broken nose, 2 broken fingers
>cops show up (other employee called cops on HER) pull video footage up (lolsecuritycameras), arrest her with aggravated assault.
>receive paid vacation, 200% of my hospital bills thru workers comp, and significant amount of hush money from NAACP to drop civil charges against her.

Seriously. I was close to 40 feet from her, in uniform, facing a wall, box in hand. I was using a 2" bladed pocket knife, not even a tacticool one. I have no fucking idea what got in that lady's head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:03:00 No.9311902 Report

Quoted By: >>9311913 >>9312522

>>9311316
similar story to this, but not as an instructor
>be on ammo duty for m9 range for pilots
>since its aviation battalion, no ammo guy to order ammo
>pilot S4 orders ridiculously large sums of 9mm for 32 shooters
>be at range for 17 hours first day, only 11 people qual'd
>be at range 15 hours second day, up to 26 of 32 qual'd (4 days blocked out for range)
>be at range 3 hours third day (infantry managed to set adjacent range on fire with tracers so had to cut it short), all but a female CW2 qual'd
>6 hours into last day, still have like 4000 rounds left, only 1 person shooting
>tower-"hey range detail, ya'll wanna shoot?"
>okay.jpg (first time shooting military sidearm for us lowly PFC's)
>get firing line next to female warrant
>"--and scan your lanBLAM" jump nearly out of my skin, divot in turf 8" in front of me
>CEASEFIRE CEASEFIRE CEASEFIRE
>tower-"Chief anon, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>CW2-"lolidunno it just went off"
>tower-"okay, whatever, go take a breather"
>I'm like, okay, if that had been done by an enlisted person they'd be facing NJP before they got their armor off. WTF?
>go through course of fire, furthest target is 15m
>45 rounds, 30 targets. ofc perfect 30/30
>tower-"PFC anon, get back on the line. we think your lane's computer's fucked"
>second iteration, walk off line 30/30 with 15 rounds left again
>safety exits tower-DUN DUN DUNNNN its Top.
>1sg-"PFC anon, where'd you learn to shoot?"
>uhh, I shoot 3-gun on the unit team, remember?
>1sg- "oh yeah. hey, go teach that female warrant how to not kill someone"

That chief2 was shooting with BOTH EYES CLOSED. like she'd never handled a weapon before. How the fuck did she get through basic (prior service, got up to E7 supposedly), PLDC, Bncoc, and WOFT? It took me an additional 4 hours to get her her first hit, and it took the 1sg and another bro from ammo detail also shooting her targets to get her qual'd.

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7 Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:09:00 No.9311913 Report

Quoted By: >>9311940

>>9311902

Did her boobies jiggle when she shoots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:23:00 No.9311940 Report

Quoted By: >>9311993

>>9311913
I have no fucking idea. head to toe body armor.

Not that I'd have wanted to see them anyway.

Let's just say it's a good thing she was short, or the damned blackhawk would list to whichever side she sat on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:39:00 No.9311992 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309700
fuck yeah son, we have the same gun, ruger sr9

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:39:00 No.9311993 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311940

short fat and useless? sounds like all the bitches in green i ever met

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:46:00 No.9312026 Report

Quoted By: >>9312047

I'm amazed how many of these stories involve soccer moms running up to the "deranged gun wielding psychopath".
Are they really that retarded?

Don't answer that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 18:53:00 No.9312047 Report

Quoted By:

>>9312026
Fine, I won't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 21:10:00 No.9312522 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311902
>CW2-"lolidunno it just went off"

Dumb bitch. You can throw an M9 50 ft in the air and it will not go off when it hits the ground. The AF carries them with a round in the chamber and safety off because they are so safe and the only way they will ever go off is if you PULL THE TRIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 21:16:00 No.9312545 Report

Quoted By: >>9312756

>>9310734
>>9310734

And what exactly is wrong with clip-screws?
I have a Camillus Blaze, the clip is obviously locked against the handle using... screws(T5). CRKT Lake 111...screws (T5). Buck Vantage Pro...screws...T5! (waddayano:o).

The only knife I have without screws is an Opinel knife. Know why it doesn't have screws? IT HAS NO FUCKING POCKET CLIP.

No seriously, wtf is wrong or different about the screws on CRKT than the screws on 90% of other knives?

Kevara

Kevara Wed 20 Jul 2011 21:58:00 No.9312756 Report

Quoted By: >>9313596

>>9312545

They have a tendency to come loose quick on most models.
Easy to fix with locktight or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 22:15:00 No.9312852 Report

Quoted By: >>9313596

>got a new knife, open carrying on my jeans
>not the best knife ever but i love the weight to it, it's been my favorite forever
>go to wendy's to grab some food (chicken nuggets fuck yeah, idgaf)
>some little twat kid keeps swaying back and forth and bumping into me and giggling
>i keep moving over to avoid him, he keeps trying to hit me
>finally the kid looks down and realized there's a large knife on my jeans he's been bumping into
>he quickly stepped away and sturgeon face'd until he got his food and ran off
>i just stand there and grin

knife is in pic, but mine isn't serrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 22:56:00 No.9313069 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309981

Thank god, my exact feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:02:00 No.9313099 Report

Quoted By: >>9313291

>go to college in Brooklyn (Brooklyn College hurr)
>New York
>Basically socialism in terms of gun control laws
>English 2 class
>Retarded presentations; one girl ingores her own research and claims that cellphones give you acncer, even though they emit non-ionizing radiation
>try to point that out
>white knight/arrogant prick says the battery gives you cancer
>Next girl goes up
>Guns are bad, m'kay.
>Guns should be illegal
>Blah blah blah, faulty studies and half-assed logic

!!uxodNQYpJ/a

!!uxodNQYpJ/a Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:21:00 No.9313191 Report

Quoted By: >>9313238

>>9313170

>Texas A&M
>no anti-gun faggots, progressives/liberals, nor upstanding American citizens with excess amounts of melanin in their skin

You're in for a shock, mate.

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7 Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:28:00 No.9313238 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313191

What do you mean? I've been there for 2 years now. I understand there are SOME but compared to other colleges...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:32:00 No.9313249 Report

Quoted By: >>9313292

>no anti-gun faggots, progressives/liberals

Take a Political Science course at A&M and tell me if you still think that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:33:00 No.9313255 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEjDJ3_rxbc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:39:00 No.9313278 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309672

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:41:00 No.9313291 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313099
reminds me of my 10th grade government class

>assigned research papers on public policy
>I pick the death penalty
>so do several people in the class
>all of them pick anti-death penalty side
>I pick pro
>come presentation day, they all throw half-assed arguments with little to no good evidence
>terrible arguments
>my turn, dazzle the audience, sound arguments
>questions afterword
>one guy asking questions that I already answered pretty well in my presentation
>repeat my conclusions, teacher agrees with me
>get an A
>trollface entire class

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7

AdInfinitum !!8jJB7n5v2/7 Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:42:00 No.9313292 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313249

Already did. There was definitely a concentration of faggotry in Political Science, but like I said, compared to other colleges, it's damn near nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:45:00 No.9313306 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313170
>A&M
>No anti-gun fags or progressives
Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:47:00 No.9313315 Report

Quoted By:

>Working in Minneapolis
>Aquatennial Block Bash is going on
>take rest of the day off and enjoy the festivities
>everything is pretty chill, people just standing around drinking beer listening to shit music
>hear a lady scream
>everyone starts rubber necking
>i walk over to where the sound came from
>crack head tried to steal a womans purse
>crackhead is already caught
>woman is still hysterical
>yelling for the cops to do "SOOOOMETHIIIIIING!'
>cops say they already did all they can
>"NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!" she replied
>this goes on for about 10 more minutes
>cop gets fed up finally says"What do you want me to do, lady? Shoot him?"
>woman stops snizzeling for a second
>I yell out HIS BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!
>woman becomes hysterical again
>look at the cop
>cop looks at the woman
>cop looks back at me
>we both laugh

That was a good day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:48:00 No.9313318 Report

Quoted By: >>9313335

>>9313170
Yea, I tried. I told her a bunch of her studies were bullshit and why, but again, she just ignored her ow research to prove her point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:50:00 No.9313325 Report

Quoted By: >>9313409

>last year
>be 19
>take summer classes at university because I like being a fucking nerd with no life
>chemistry class has maybe 5 people my age, 12 or so 30+
>brand new box of rubber stirrers
>box needs opened
>no scissors anywhere, nothing sharp
>pull out otf tanto 4" knife
>guy maybe 35 says "cool knife man"
>"thanks"
>professor "are those legal?"
>"I dunno, I don't think so."
>oh
>other guy "I have one just like that, but I got the spear point"
No body gave a single fuck. They are not legal. Literally the only time anyone has said anything about me using a knife, but I've since switched to a slim wood handled knife. Also, I fucked this little Asian chick in that class, she was really awkward and it made the sex weird, she was cute though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:52:00 No.9313335 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313318
As an example, there was a study she mentioned that kids that live in homes where there's a gun are like 86 times more likely to get into an accident; this study was done over 2 counties in some redneck state, though, and very poor counties, too, I think. This was a while ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jul 2011 23:56:00 No.9313347 Report

Quoted By:

>I carry everywhere
>Go out to eat with friends and friends new womman
>Friend is middle-of-the road kind of guy, owns innawoods guns, but no handguns or ARs. Hasn't told girlfriend she owns them.
>Other friends are pro-gun or total anti-gun
>Meal is fun stuff, talking, laughing, good time.
>Friend stands up, going to bathroom
>His handgun is slightly exposed, coveres it
>New girl sees
>when he goes to the pisser, she starts freaking. Saying hes gonna kill us, hes crazy, blah blah blah.
>Explain shes being crazy, and at least 4 people are CCing at the table, and we are all safe
>other noguns chime in, asking why we need to carry everywhere we go
>friend comes back
>debate begins
>20 minutes of a physco bitch ranting and yelling about how guns kill blah blah
>boyfriend is on our side and tells her she dosnt know a thing
>they break up there and she leaves
>no gun friends add they dont agree with CCing, but appreciate guns and such for hunting
>we go shooting that day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:07:00 No.9313393 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309644
>"why do you need a safe? you a millionare or somthing?"
>"no its my gun safe"

How the story should have gone.

>"why do you need a safe? you a millionare or somthing?"
>"I'm not but I just don't feel safe keeping so much money in the bank"
>"She fucks me like a deranged animal until the early morning."

If you aren't trolling, you aren't very smart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:12:00 No.9313409 Report

Quoted By: >>9313486

>>9313325
That entire last line was completely unnecessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:18:00 No.9313438 Report

Quoted By: >>9313540

>be at cousins house drinking on back deck
>uncle comes out and sits down
>he's allready like 9 beers in
>notices zt 0200 clipped on my pocket
>he starts giving me one of those butthurt adult to 12 year old lectures about knives and other dangerous shit (im 17)
>tries to convince me that i dont need it for either one of my jobs (military and moving company)
>makes me give it to him and hides it til i leave the next day
its this kinda shit that makes me hate adults 40+ because they deny it but most of them are butthurt liberals that stereotype all males between 16-20.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:29:00 No.9313486 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313409
This entire website is unnecessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:39:00 No.9313533 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313494

Same thing happened to me, only freshman year of highschool.

>Capital Punsihment LD debate.
>Debating Junior Class President
>Turns out he would eventually become valedictorian.
>Kept pronouncing heinous "hee-knee-ous"
>His only argument was "hurr durr only God can judge hurr durr punishing crime with another crime"
>Wiped the fucking floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:40:00 No.9313540 Report

Quoted By: >>9313568

>>9313438

I can't fucking believe you got that lecture. Once you're 20 and can call yourself a legal adult, you won't have to tolerate that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:41:00 No.9313546 Report

Quoted By: >>9313566

>>9313474
teachers man,
>feel inferior throughout childhood and highschool
>go to university for something gay
>become a teacher to feed my craving for a redemtion of my classroom status and vent my everybody should just love everybody political close minded retardation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:42:00 No.9313548 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a liberal and I carry and you guys sound more butthurt than most of my vegetarian friends

also: stop fucking failing at CCW

the first c is for "concealed", that means nobody sees it, why are random fucking soccer moms seeing your weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:45:00 No.9313566 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313546
I've been fucked over my entire school career
feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:45:00 No.9313568 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313540
even better:
>be 18 in canada (i live in)
>be a legal adult/buy guns etc.
>jackblackrageface

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:47:00 No.9313577 Report

Quoted By:

p.s. my favourite thread in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:47:00 No.9313578 Report

Quoted By: >>9313586 >>9314686

I'm a liberal, I concealed carry. You guys do realize that it's a conservative notion to give a fuck about what other people are doing?

Also, capital punishment is retarded. I don't trust our justice system enough to trust that it won't kill innocent men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:49:00 No.9313586 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313578
>You guys do realize that it's a conservative notion to give a fuck about what other people are doing?

noap

>trust that it won't kill innocent men.
>men

i lul'd, fuck women and theyre... voting and... sanwiches

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:52:00 No.9313596 Report

Quoted By:

>>9312756

Has never-ever happened with me. Would think it's quite random as well and not brand-bound since they're the same screws on all my blades.

>>9312852

>large knife
>posting S&W extremeops shit tier knife
>I giggled

Get yourself a Kershaw, Benchmade or higher end Buck.

Reigar !!o8i840Iexc4

Reigar !!o8i840Iexc4 Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:53:00 No.9313598 Report

Quoted By: >>9313614

>at 24 hour MacDonalds. 3:35 in the morning
>lady in 20s with small kid, at counter next to me
>highschool stoners come in, overweight but damn tall. stink of bad pot.
>kid smells pot and starts baww'ing eyes out.
>stoners start harrassing lady.
>order food. pay.
>dressed up swancy like, sisters wedding. hat and all.
>OC handmade knife i picked up in germany, leather tassel, wood grip, full tang, 5 inch clip point blade. hangs on belt under coat.
>go over to harassing school kids, reach up ( i'm 5 ' 10'' ), grab upper arm in vice like grip.
>kid oggles.
>start to surround me, with other hand brush coat back, hand on hip, exposing fancy dress knife.
>"is there a problem gentlemen?"
>do best 'aww-crap-another-little-shite' stare
>backs off.

go sit down with lady and child, meet lady again a few days later. start dating.

>everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg

we're getting married soon. turns out the kid was a loaner from her friend who was in custody battle with father.

Centurion !!dRCLdsQr4nJ

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Centurion !!dRCLdsQr4nJ Thu 21 Jul 2011 00:57:00 No.9313614 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313598
>kid was a loaner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 01:14:00 No.9313693 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311777

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 01:21:00 No.9313734 Report

Quoted By: >>9313827

>taking my Hi-Power to the guns range
>RO is a pretty cool guy, has a license to do repairs at the range
>also does firearm transfers as a side job
>Hi-Power isn't even loaded, just sitting on my hip
>riding to range on my bike
>stopped at light, waiting
>woman in car next to me rolls down her window
>"Hey killer, nice piece."
>say thanks, smile
>she opens her glove box, pulls out a HUGE fucking wheelgun
>"Mine's bigger."
>has her arm, with gun, casually out of the window
>can't tell if loaded, brix were shat
>lady in car behind me is screaming
>chick just laughs, puts gun away
>drives off when the light hit green
>drove to range as fast as I could, flushed my colon immediately upon reaching toilet

Damn those bitches with huge guns.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 01:40:00 No.9313827 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313734
>Not using percussion cap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 02:41:00 No.9314218 Report

Quoted By:

>be black
>see kid with nice ipod
>really want ipod
>shoot kid
>take ipod and run
but i had to shoot him, otherwise he would have just ran, therefor i'm innicent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:28:00 No.9314483 Report

Quoted By: >>9314547

>Keep guns in safe
>Transport in cases/bags
>Don't tell people I own guns unless they ask
>Never have to deal with crazy fucks
feelsgoodman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:43:00 No.9314546 Report

Quoted By:

>Take hot Norwegian girl shooting
>She's pretty good
>All the fat guys and otherwise creepy looking guys all obsessing over her
>Numerous creepy guys try to take pictures of her secretly
>She shoots the wall somehow and it ricochets, hitting one of the creepy guys behind her
>My training kicks in
>I call my parents

Such is life in the gun community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:43:00 No.9314547 Report

Quoted By: >>9314575

>>9314483
>keep guns locked in safe
I seriously hope none of you do this

VDV Actual !KHn8YK/x0g

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VDV Actual !KHn8YK/x0g Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.9314559 Report

Quoted By:

>>carry various folders over the years
>>they all break
>>"Fuck this". Buy 3" fixed blade with leather sheath
>>back pocket
>>Taxi home after night out with gf
>>Get out, turn around to pay driver
>>Knife has fallen out of my pocket
>>Driver's face when
>>"You dropped your... um... dagger."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:47:00 No.9314569 Report

Quoted By:

>Friend thinks I'm insane for carrying 21" telescopic baton
>We're out walking
>Some suburban thugs try to mug us
>Tell them it's a bad idea
>"Why?"
>Pull out and flick open baton
>They scatter
>Friend is amazed

I later found out they were claiming I beat the shit out of them and they were looking for revenge. Surprised the police didn't take my baton...

Such is life in Canadia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:48:00 No.9314575 Report

Quoted By:

>>9314547
>Implying they're ALL in the safe
Now that would be silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 03:50:00 No.9314582 Report

Quoted By:

>>9308929
I've got that knife! But mine's blacked out and partially serrated.

Just got it. Almost regretted it. OP, saved me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:04:00 No.9314627 Report

Quoted By: >>9314662

itt: complaining about people who stereotype people with guns/knife as murderers/psychos yet generalizing liberals as socialist/communist and afriad of everything. how do you not see how retarded that is.

>stay classy /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:09:00 No.9314662 Report

Quoted By:

>>9314627
Zing!

Ouch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:10:00 No.9314664 Report

Quoted By:

>look like a creepy fat neckbeard
>improperly handle weapons, waving your metal dick around and dropping it on the ground
>complain that the uneducated masses react adversely

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:11:00 No.9314672 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309145
I like this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.9314686 Report

Quoted By:

>>9313578

>Liberal
>Doesn't trust government
>Believes conservatives believe in more regulation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:17:00 No.9314703 Report

Quoted By:

generalizing makes you just as bad as those gun control nuts

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:18:00 No.9314706 Report

Quoted By:

>Live in Western New York
>Everyone not between 30-40 or 60-80 scared of guns
>open carry 5 inch KA-BAR
>not a single fuck has been given by anyone yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.9314764 Report

Quoted By:

>>9314674

Don't you love how they're hardcore in numbers but scatter when there's a risk of serious injury?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:36:00 No.9314806 Report

Quoted By: >>9314819 >>9314835

>be driving to work this morning in uniform
>chick and mom pass my truck and girl yells HEY out the window at me (not the wanna fuck hey)
>imlike ok shes going the same way as me
>pass her on highway to get off my exit
>chick screams over her moms lap "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US"
>confused as fuck for the rest of the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:38:00 No.9314819 Report

Quoted By: >>9315044

>>9314806
All of my wat

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:40:00 No.9314835 Report

Quoted By:

>>9314806

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 04:53:00 No.9314949 Report

Quoted By:

>carry a 3.5 inch Kabar folder occasionally
>friend is visibly jelly of it every time he sees it
>at FNM with friend, carrying knife that night
>Comes up in conversation with other players that I'm carrying a knife
>everything's going alright
>friend pulls out some $20 piece-of-shit mallninja knife
>flicks it open at eye level
>random dude comes up and tells him that carrying knives is illlegal
>tell friend to stop being retarded with his knives, no matter how shitty they are
>everything went not as bad as expected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 05:08:00 No.9315044 Report

Quoted By:

>>9314819

you tell me i was confused as fuck by that

other then that the day went by without a hitch. one inmate came crying to me telling me the bloods were gonna kill him over 12 packs of newports he owed him. wouldn't give names but then dropped me a snitch note like a bitch then complained when i didn't take him out of his cell and rough him up screaming at him when i took him to protective custody telling me "dem niggas wont believe it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 05:17:00 No.9315100 Report

Quoted By: >>9315105

>>9310920
>>9310967
What movie is that clip from, anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 05:18:00 No.9315105 Report

Quoted By:

>>9315100
>clip
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.9315173 Report

Quoted By:

>>9308991
>>9308929
>Really really ugly chick

fixed

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 06:01:00 No.9315351 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310734
Izula= best EDC knife out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 07:13:00 No.9315956 Report

Quoted By:

>>9311433
>Saw this.
>Knife opens up in my pocket.
>Cuts through pocket but doesn't leave a mark.
>Looking into buying a stiletto now.

thanks /k/!

Lacedaemonius

Lacedaemonius Thu 21 Jul 2011 07:58:00 No.9316233 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309880
timur? is that you?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 08:08:00 No.9316294 Report

Quoted By:

>dorms at college
>two rooms in our suite, one with me and my buddy
>the other with 2 of my other best friends
>between both rooms, we have:
>>2 bats
>>a dozen small knives, pocket knives, flick open, butterfly
>>1 short machette-like knife, 10 inches long
>>1 replica 1918 trench knife
>and not a single fuck was given that semester

to be fair, we didnt advertise what we had

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 08:15:00 No.9316325 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310149
:]
I like dis guy here. ^^

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 08:17:00 No.9316354 Report

Quoted By: >>9316566

archive
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

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Some CRKT's

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 08:45:00 No.9316556 Report

Quoted By:

>>9310249

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 08:47:00 No.9316566 Report

Quoted By:

>>9316354
Voted on it for ya, archived now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 09:32:00 No.9316851 Report

Quoted By: >>9317269 >>9317961

>Be from Socal
>Senior year presentation is for super hippy debate class
>My topic is gun control herewego.jpg
>Do a ton of research, credible sources, site all my facts
>Polls and shit everywhere with a great presentation
>Few hippy faggs raise there hand and ask ignorant questions, guns kill etc. etc.
>Retort flawlessly, continue to state facts
>Liberal teacher and other students come up afterwards, say that I actually convinced them that guns can be used safely and understand that gun control actually hurts the citizen

pic related, that's my remmy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 10:46:00 No.9317269 Report

Quoted By:

>>9316851
>slowclap.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 12:54:00 No.9317755 Report

Quoted By: >>9318097

>> knock at the door, its a pair of cops.
>> there here to check if I have guns
>> I don't have them

>>... fucking california

OP !ZMg5IsaFAg

OP !ZMg5IsaFAg Thu 21 Jul 2011 13:56:00 No.9317961 Report

Quoted By:

>>9316851

Im proud of you, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 14:50:00 No.9318097 Report

Quoted By:

>>9317755
Bullshit
You clearly don't live in California. Guns are one thing here but cops coming to your house and asking to see them? Even the liberals would be rioting in the streets...

space herpes... !.plrLbz6HU

space herpes... !.plrLbz6HU Thu 21 Jul 2011 18:30:00 No.9318581 Report

Quoted By: >>9318608

>>9311517
you like working up at the Gap?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 18:41:00 No.9318608 Report

Quoted By:

>>9318581
I don't mind it. Most of my days on drill weekends are spent at the hanger in the avionics shop. It's out of the way and climate controlled. And we usually get the good barracks in area 13! I take it, then, that you're familiar with the place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Jul 2011 22:18:00 No.9319571 Report

Quoted By:

>>9309644
You mean Austria, right?

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