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ITT: stories about women being women around weapons

>In the Navy
>my destroyer is doing a gunnery exercise
>shooting the 5 inch gun
>in the loading room with the division
>we are taking powders and 5 inch projectiles out of the magazines and putting them in the loading mechanism
>requires a team effort
>several females are in the division, and thus, part of the loading team
>the women get tired quickly, and the loading team is slowed down because they are unable to lift the projectiles and powders as fast as the men
>we aren't able to keep up with the gun
>it goes dry
>entire loading team is pissed off at these females
>the gun is only able to fire as quick as we can load it
>our ship's combat effectiveness is reduced because we have to have women on combative ships

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