It's been a while since I saw a /k/onfession thread.
!DOUK./5hrI
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I bought a Ruger I am truly ashamed.
I chase threads in 700 receivers without using a right hand 60 degree tooling bit.
Anonymous
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I've purchased a gun because I saw it in a movie. Dubs, it was a Ruger. Trips, it was a .45.
Anonymous
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>>9636662 why would you do this
Anonymous
I envy my friend's taurus.
Cliff !KvOCOKjkNc
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I bought a taurus and the slide had so much wobble i gave it away and it blew up in the guys face and now he wont talk to me again....
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9636705 I like Taurus as a whole, and I want to buy at least five of their handguns. Of those five are the PT1911, PT92, and Judge.
Get Some !!uxodNQYpJ/a
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I like 1911's, but only from a purely aesthetic and possibly competition shooting standpoint.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
I shot my father with a pistol accidentally He was in a lot of pain I thought it was fucking hilarious
Anonymous
I put the screw in the tuna.
Anonymous
>>9636717 LUCKY COINCIDENCE!
Anyway, my theory on the show is that 'Wilfred' is the split personality of the main character, a personality that was set loose after he attempted to overdose.
Anonymous
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I've got white grips.
Anonymous
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I use my 1911 to defend myself
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9636750 mother fucker this takes me back
I hate nickelodeon
Cliff !KvOCOKjkNc
Anonymous
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my only gun, which i have owned for ~2 years, has never been fired.
Anonymous
I'm not that good a shot. I guarantee I'm not alone in that, but I doubt many others would ever admit it. Going to the range is such a hassle I just don't get enough range time, I'd like to get better though.
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>>9636757 I think it is meant to be up to the viewer to decide why Ryan "sees" Wilfred.
The show is fucking hilarious though.
!DOUK./5hrI
>>9636757 It's obviously him projecting his own tyler durden onto the dog.
is the australian version any good?
Cliff !KvOCOKjkNc
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>>9636782 try not being able to hit shit at 4 yards with a 22 lr handgun then turn around and pop off shit at 100 yards with a 30 30 open sights
Drewsifer's phone, eater of trips
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>>9636820 But your bab....
Drewsifer in AZ
i married my wife because she's very masculine. i think that, deep down, i'm gay.
Cliff !KvOCOKjkNc
guys heres a real question does getting head and paying for it still make me a virgin?
Anonymous
>>9636838 She looks like the sister of Tsim Fuckis.
Anonymous
>>9636862 Is he even dead yet? I seriously wonder why his parents or others havn't KIWF yet
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9636838 >>9636820 A lack of trip makes me think you could just be a silly troll...
But, if not, then you might want to consider seeing a shrink to work out your sexual kinks. IMHO it'd be better to be openly gay than discretely confused.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9636851 You bet. Now, if you had gotten paid for receiving head...
!DOUK./5hrI
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>>9636851 no
>>9636838 its okay dude. i'd go hetero for a cute tomboy with small tits thats into more "masculine" things.
Cliff !KvOCOKjkNc
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>>9636851 anyone going to answer this for me
Anonymous
>>9636838 Doesn't look very masculine.
sage
Anonymous
>>9636838 I'd fuck that bitch all day long.
space herpes... !F4e0wtigJo
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....
Anonymous
>>9636907 ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
THE FUCKER KNOWS DREW'S WIFE?
BRB, CHECKING.
Anonymous
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I have genital herpes. True story.
!DOUK./5hrI
>>9636881 Who needs to get paid to receive a blowjob?
And paying for it is just retarded. 5 minutes on the M4M section of craiglist is more than enough time to find some desperate closeted mormonfag to blow you/let you blow him.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9636929 >mormonfag come to Salt Lake City
Biggest closet gay community in the world
Anonymous
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I...like anime.
7.62 x ∞ !!dhaM8Je3nUN
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>>9636913 Yep. If it has two holes and two X chromosomes and looks like that, I would tear that up.
Anonymous
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>>9636920 i don't think he knows her
Anonymous
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I bought an 870 because I liked using it in Battlefield Bad Company 2
!DOUK./5hrI
>>9636951 No thanks, UT is faggots and I'd rather fudck guys that are retarded cultists.
MilSurpDude !nIOHPohoKI
As much as I adore my SVT-40, everytime I have to clean and disassemble it, I despise it.
Anonymous
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I think /k/ is a poor representation of the gun community as a whole and would do more harm than good to gun rights if the Brady campaign found it and took it seriously.
!DOUK./5hrI
>>9636990 >arent retarded cultists fixed. fuck you im drunk
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9636994 Oh really? Why for? I've been considering getting one
Anonymous
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Large breasts disgust me Also, yiff
!DOUK./5hrI
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>>9637009 Prolly cause hes shooting corrosive ammo through it.
black-diamond !!tArjWGCRABS
I want to marry my grilfriend dispite the fact I never wanted to get married, nor can I see myself with her for any more the another 3 months. I disagree with alot of /k/s general opinionz, because I've had experiences from it...I.E I do not think Bushmaster is shit, I have never had an issue with mine. I find Tarus to be total shit in most things, they make fine high-caliber handguns I'm a Slav, and proud of it, but think Russia's military is currently shit tier because of its corruption. Yep.
Anonymous
protip: since .45's cant shoot anything buf fmj's reliably anyone that carrys a 1911 as a self defense tool is therefore a fool praying for death at the heands of a rooty-poo mugger.
Anonymous
first time so lets see I like to research my guns and question buying it up to the point of paying for it and no matter how well it performs i always feel a little guilty about it. I dont clean or oil my guns until it feels different when shooting. I shoot at least twice a month. I work on my speed and power with my fists and running cause i enjoy beating the crap out of someone and only carry my gun in case they pull one out on me. I buy my guns according to what has a great reputation for long life and accuracy and would make people at the range feel jealous of whatever i decide to shoot that day. thats about everything k related
7.62 x ∞ !!dhaM8Je3nUN
>>9637005 Must be that Irish whiskey...
Anonymous
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>>9637078 methinks you mean "hands"
Anonymous
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Watching Pico to Chico right now.
Anonymous
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>>9637085 also i shoot cheap ammo expensive ammo copper steel just dont care really its a gun work damn it no matter what.
!DOUK./5hrI
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>>9637068 >I want to marry my grilfriend dispite the fact I never wanted to get married, nor can I see myself with her for any more the another 3 months. Don't.
I've regretted half of the guns I've bought for various reasons. The 10/22 was a lemon, the Mosin was worthless slag-metal full-stop, the SKS is redundant and that single-shot shotgun from the gun show was a straight-up mistake.
!DOUK./5hrI
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>>9637088 Scotch and lots of beer actually.
also, some bourbon.
Anonymous
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I like straight furry porn and I'm not open about it at all. Except in /k/onfession threads, obviously.
Anonymous
>>9637109 I regret only one, and that was an LC9. Not a horrible gun, but the trigger makes me want to bury it in cement. Fortunately a cousin wanted it.
Anonymous
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I started to wonder if my Glock 19 was a lemon and wasn't as accurate as other G19's. It turns out I'm just a shit shot and need lots more practice.
Anonymous
>>9637109 me and a friend convinced a guy to buy a nugget so we could fire it. Hated the crap out of it and still get a little depressed when we remember the day we fired 20 rounds thru it each.
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>>9637146 Of course not to pan all Mosins. They are nice guns for the money. Mine had just seen way too much. It was worn out beyond safe use and I traded it off for ~50$ worth of ammo. The new owner had to put about 50$ worth of work into it but is currently quite satisfied.
Anonymous
I bought a SPAS 12 because it was in Jurassic Park...
Anonymous
I'm a brony. Not that embarassing but it's all I've got. Other than a nugget being my first firearm.
Anonymous
>>9637312 Also, I only bought a nugget because /k/ loves them...turned out to be a much more entertaining gun then the SPAS...
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9637336 I bought a nugget because I wanted an obrez.
Anonymous
>>9637350 Everyone wants an obrez...
Anonymous
>>9637366 It's the only reason to buy a nugget if you aren't poor.
!DOUK./5hrI
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I bought a nugget because M39s are fuckwin and mine only cost $200.
Anonymous
>>9637371 I am as rich as 4 nazis and own mosin nagants! They are fun rifles!
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I got my 30/30 marlin because of its wood.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9637371 I'm shooting my obrez on Saturday inna desert. I might take pictures and post them, but SVT-Stan's faggotry has made me reluctant.
Anonymous
>>9637387 If you're worried, briefly show your stamp with relevant bits covered by sticky-notes I guess. Stan needs to learn to keep his asshole shut until he can prove the claims he makes.
Anonymous
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I romanticize the notion of TEOTWAWKI, because I'm disgusted with how many fat pussies there is in the world, how much industry is fucking the environment up, and how disconnected we are from what we eat. Whenever I see a landwhale filling up a shopping cart at the grocery store, while on a motorized chair all I can think about is how quickly they'd die if shit hit the fan, and how little I'd care.
Anonymous
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I have never fired my most expensive rifle. Not out of fear of damaging it or being intimidated by recoil or any other bullshit reason. It just doesn't look as fun to shoot as my others. While deployed, I secretly pulled the bullets and dumped the powder out of a team of IPs' ak rounds just to lol when they had FTF/FTEs when we (with beat up m4s and crappy, old ammo) weren't. Yes, I took a bullet puller with me. I will not shoot slav surplus ammo, and the only weapon I have chambered in a slavic round is an antique model 95 in 7:62x54r. I carry a GI 1911. It has never failed to feed defensive ammunition, but PMC ball chokes it up. I have used a weapon other than a nugget as a canoe paddle. I will not buy a Browning not made in Belgium. I'm sure there are others, but I'm on my phone at work.
Anonymous
>>9637394 Nothing wrong with liking a black girl as long as she ISN'T a stereotype.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 08:25:00 No. 9637408 Report >>9637394 What's wrong with loving a black person?
also, large nipples are wierd, dude.
Anonymous
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8 yrs. ago I pulled a gun on a friend once as a joke when we were drinking in the woods. It didn't even phase him after the first second , but I feel TERRIBLE about it to this day. Like it makes me sick to my stomach, as it should. going to an hero now Don't drink and have guns around anymore
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
>>9637401 Well, we all know how the Chans are... And I'm not ashamed in the least bit. Especially because her parents like me a lot, and mine like her.
Anonymous
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>>9637415 Just don't make another Douk and have as many babies as you wish then.
Anonymous
I own 3 prohibited weapons/devices that would net me automatic jailtime in my area.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9637390 I'm not really worried about what he could attempt to do, I'm just annoyed that in my first obrez thread he came in all high and mighty. There are guys who post guns with timestamped suppressors, and no one says, "hurr lemme see Form 4 durr."
Pretty soon he'll be demanding drivers licenses in arsenal threads.
Anonymous
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>>9637444 I do not but know where to get many of them with a phone call. ...and will if they ever find some horseshit reason to revoke my gun rights.
Anonymous
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>>9637381 lol I'm stealing that expression...
Anonymous
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>>9637444 high capacity magazines and a switchblade?
lol idk those are my guesses
Anonymous
>>9637453 lrnnot2betrolled
Anonymous
>>9637453 I have to admit that seeing a tripfag butthurt over tripfag faggotry puts a little smile on my face.
Anonymous
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>>9637453 People like that are the reason I've only ever posted one gun photo. I have 16, 8 of which were handed down from my dad some years back, but damned if I'm going to drag them all out because one jerk thinks I'm too poor to own them all, and not have bought the rest over a 3 year period.
MilSurpDude !nIOHPohoKI
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>>9637009 Because it's a right bitch to take apart and put back together again, mostly due to the gas system. The recoil spring is also a pain in the ass to get back in.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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I've fired atleast 20 different weapons. I've fixed, striped, and cleaned an arsenal of M1 garands And M14s I only own a shotgun currently... :/
Anonymous
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The first time I held an AR I tried to collapse the stock by pressing the forward assist.
Anonymous
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i missed a duck with a shotgun it was the first and only time ive ever shot at a duck
Unsure of trip codes
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> I like call of duty black ops. But don't think I'm an operator because I play it. > I own 2 guns but have not shot either yet > I want to make a trip code but don't want to be a part of the summer cancer even though I have been on /k/ for over a year now. > I am going to do small arms repair in the army but have no idea where I could get employed with my training near where I live.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9637464 >>9637470 He was just too damn annoying.
And I like to think that I'm not nearly as bad a tripfag as Stan, Girl, STALKER, LMJ, or any of the other trolls/retards.
Anonymous
>>9637408 douk i have a question only you can answer, on the college campus today a few friends and i were talking and some how got onto the subject of virginity. he said that a male only loses his virginity by sticking his dick in a vagina, sticking it in her ass doesnt count. i then asked him if gays are virgins if they have never been with a female. arguments were had by all.
tl;dr what counts as a male losing virginity, sticking it in a vagina or sticking it in any warm hole.
Anonymous
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>>9637503 They lose their virginity the first time they take meth and fuck complete strangers in a pitch black room in the back of a night club.
Sort of like when a father takes his son hunting. Its a right of passage.
Anonymous
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Confessions? I hate glocks even though they work great upto detonation. I really want the ruger gunsite scout. I had an 870 loved it and now have an 887, it awsome. I shot better at 11 than now...
Anonymous
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IIT: tripfags derailing The last 6 guns I bought have all been milsurps. I haven't shot or bought ammo for any of them.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
>>9637503 People put virginity on a pedestal. It doesn't matter one bit. It only matters for women because of the whole hymen thing.
Don't worry about it, it'll happen when it happens. I "lost mine" when I was 19.
Anonymous
I don't mind listening to ICP or Twiztid, I like Bud Light Lime, and I'm not gay.
Anonymous
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>>9637129 True story. Have shot a Skyy though, loved it. Will probably mod the trigger or buy a .380 for deep carry before I actually carry my LC9.
Worried about shooting my G3 before 922r compliance.
Want to buy two Hi-Points because car carry and throwing gun at BG instead of reloading or buying spare mags. And dual wield for rock quarry dicking around.
Nuggets were just on sale at Big5, and I still don't own one.
Anonymous
>>9637537 i dont think you understand the topic, we were not talking about age of losing virginity, we were discussing if a male is a virgin if he only fucks males
Anonymous
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My rifle weighs 9 pounds, and I can't hold it up in shooting position for more than 5 minutes.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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i have a nugget but i hate shooting it
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 08:57:00 No. 9637583 Report Quoted By:
>>9637503 The way I see it, homofags lose their virginity when one of them cums.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
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>>9637561 Was that seriously too long for you to read all the way through? Read the first bit bro. It doesn't matter for guys, even if it did, there's no physical proof it happened, unlike with females.
My jimmies remain unrustled.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 08:59:00 No. 9637590 Report Quoted By:
>>9637552 I'm gay as fuck and I hate those things. keep your heterofag shitty shitt the fuck oout of my homosex.
Anonymous
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>>9636717 >>9636757 You're both wrong.
Wilfred was just a character that overtly personified everything about Australians, it was a show that was made to poke fun at ourselves.
You'll notice in the Australian version how every second word Wilfred says is "Cunt", we actually talk like that, cunt isn't so much an insult as it is a generic term for "That Guy".
In the Australian version Wilfred is an overt dick, constantly trying to trick the male lead and there's a staunch rivalry between the two for the female lead's affection.
Basically, if you want to see Wilfred acting even more like "Wilfred" then watch the Australian version.
>>9636789 Much better than the MURIKAN one, can't believe they didn't let him say "cunt", not even once.
Anonymous
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At this point in my shooting hobby, I've spent more on the firearms themselves than I have ammo and range time.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
Another confession. I love those Mexican Jarritos sodas. Also, on an unrelated note, my GF is amazing and told me to blast dirty dishes with piss. Just thought I'd share. That is all. MeGusta.tiff
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:16:00 No. 9637696 Report >>9637649 Nothing wrong with jarritos.
Anonymous
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I just recently sold my nugget for nigh $200. The thing was keyholing at 20 yards and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the inside, worth maybe $50. It was the first time I've ever sold a gun. I'm a terrible shot. I sometimes blame it on my guns, but I know it's all me. I don't go out shooting nearly enough. I've never sighted my SKS in. I'm pretty sure the sights are off, but I don't have access to a good bench or someone I know who is a good shot to make sure I'm doing it correctly. I'm pretty sure it isn't all that accurate.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
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>>9637696 Currently nursing a 1.5 liter Mandarin.
Anonymous
the gf is sick, so i'm on the couch with a bottle of sauv blanc.. and i'm lovin' it
Anonymous
>>9637696 while i hate you douk, i hate you even more for your preferred alcohol
gin is dicks. o wait that's why you like it. but to each his own. if you love gin/dicks then that's cool....
alcohol makes me friendly. normally i hate you.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:31:00 No. 9637753 Report Quoted By:
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:33:00 No. 9637757 Report >>9637752 Gin is god tier, you have terrible taste. go back to your natty light
Anonymous
i hate cleaning weapons and don't shoot enough to ever feel like cleaning them so some in my cases probably haven't been cleaned in years
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9637743 oh yeah, and her cat is chillin with me too. g'nite /k/omrades. time for me rem cycle
Anonymous
Who the fuck drinks gin? Isn't it for like old Irish women?
Anonymous
>>9637757 first time through i did not notice knob creek. knob creek is excellent. i just do not like the taste of gin. reminds me of pine sap.
i prefer whiskey, bourbon. i will drink anything but gin. just don't like it bro.
hate natty light too. shit is balls. pic is my preferred beer.
u upset bro?
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:37:00 No. 9637790 Report Quoted By:
>>9637761 as long as they feed reliably and you're not shooting corrosive surplus, there int no need to clean thme.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:38:00 No. 9637796 Report >>9637784 PBR is hipster shit for hipster fags.
Cabo Wabo !urS0ecb3M.
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>>9637784 PBR? What are you a hipster?
Anonymous
>>9637782 I drink Victory Gin in front of my Telescreen.
Anonymous
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>>9637796 i knew that was coming. i've been drinking it for years yo0u stupiid faggot
pbr is great beer for true american hero. now it has become infected with the plight of scarf wearing faggots. shits cash for the price tho dick lover
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:41:00 No. 9637809 Report >>9637802 Silly britfag. you can't own guns, why are you posting on /k/?
Cabo Wabo !urS0ecb3M.
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Champange, wine, beer, or tequila. And thats it.
Anonymous
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fuck all you pussies ...rye in the real mans drink
Papulu
Before I was 18 i would post my stories under different times when similar cases would have. Like I told one of how because i knew firearm laws and a teacher brought up a recent shooting and i corrected him. Then that bitch Hannah spread a rumor i was gonna shoot up my school. When I posted it i said it was after Vtech, but in reality it was after Laughner. Damn that felt good to tell.
Drewsifer in AZ
I'm actually the bottom in my relationship.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:46:00 No. 9637845 Report Quoted By:
>>9637818 >2011 >in highschool LOL faggot
Back in my day I got sent to an "alternative: highschool because they thought I was going to shoot up the school.
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI
why the fuck would anyone be sober !DOUK./5hrI Wed 31 Aug 2011 09:47:00 No. 9637850 Report Quoted By:
>>9637836 Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Anonymous
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I bought a Mosin Nagant just because /k/ said it was good (and I do actually really like it). I bought an AR 15 even though I know very little about guns or ARs in particular, I just liked the look of it. I still don't know that much about it beyond being able to clean/take it apart/lube it. Also, anyone know if there will be a problem if I zero'd it at 25yards instead of 25m?
Anonymous
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I prefer fixed stock, 20 inch barreled AR15s.
Major Maxillary !!94NpgcBUp3i
I once sucked a guy's dick for a case of 5.56mm.
General Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
I have yet to take my pt1911 to the range.
Anonymous
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I bought a Remington 870 almost a year ago and I've never fired it. :(
Anonymous
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I negligent discharged once but I act like it never happened. I give other people a hard time when it happens to them.
Anonymous
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>>9638133 pretty good deal
Dan the Viking
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I believe in stoppan powah. A .45 will have a much stronger impact. Just think of it this way, would you rather be hit with a golf ball, or a croquet ball? That being said, .38 supah Is one of my favorite rounds.
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
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I used to think that AR pattern rifles were jam-tastic no matter what precautions one took, and I used to think that there was only the AK-47 and AK-74 in the Kalashnikov series.
The days of ignorant youth.
>>9637802 That stuff fucking kills. I can barely taste some thing anymore.
>>9637809 What is this Britain you speak of? There is only Oceania. Are you Eurasian? Are you a spy? SPY! SPY! SPY IN OUR MIDST, MEN!
VDV Actual !KHn8YK/x0g
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>>9636915 Tyrion kills Tywin by shooting him with a crossbow while he's taking a shit. But not for another 3 books. First he gets his nose cut off when Stannis assaults King's Landing, then he'll get made Hand of the King to Joffrey. Who he will later admit to poisoning at the feast where Joff marries Maggy Tyrell (who is widowed when Stannis uses black magic to kill Renly, to whom she was previously married). Afterwards he'll get banished and be sold into slavery as a mummer.
Enjoy the rest of the "show".
Bear Hands !M0IlQ.XwYc
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I don't own a firearm, but I have sent out all the required paperwork to receive a license. Not read a secret.
Anonymous
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I live about 5 minuets walk away from where the Laughner shooting took place, I was more upset about the safeway being closed for a week than what happened. My first handgun was my grandfather's 1911, I love it to death and was a bit unsure of it the first time I squeezed the trigger because it was the first time I had shot .45 I don't really care for glocks, but I can now see why people prefer them for ccw's.
Anonymous
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>>I really don't own any guns thread
Anonymous
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I dislike ARs due to their "Corvette" status in the guns-community, and this board in particular; much like Corvettes they are the lust-item of slack-jawed hillibillies.
Anonymous
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>Large breasts disgust me >I have no guns. Also, I know shitloads about Cold War and post-Cold War warfare, both conventional as nuclear warfare... ...but ask me about a home defense weapon and I don't know shit. I don't even know what kind of shit you put in a generic hunting shotgun. All I know is goddamn 7.62x51 and 7.62x39 bullshit. And I'm not even in the army.
Anonymous
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People make fun of games like Cawadooty, and I do too. I've never played it or seen it in action. The only FPS I've played since the original team fortress are Fallout 3 and New Vegas.
Anonymous
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>>9636838 When you have sex is she the one who tells you what to do or vice versa? Ultimately it comes down to who is the dominant one. If it's you. You're fine. If it's her.....I got some bad news for you bro.
Anonymous
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No guns, all my info on guns is second hand. I think the prequel starwars are just as good as the sequels I play and quite enjoy cod
Anonymous
I bought a H&K G36KE and a Mossberg Maverick just because they looked cool in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It cost me about $17k for both and I used the G36 just one time and haven't touched it since. I actually use the Mossberg quite a lot. Although not as much as I'd like to...
Anonymous
I am a hetrosexual male who has sex with my wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
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>>9638865 You are a good man.
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I once passed up sex to play with my nunchuks (seriously). I talk to GIRL! on AIM. My best mates are Nazis and I honestly think /k/ is dumber as a whole.
Anonymous
>>9638859 >letting STALKER influence your gun decisions I said come in, don't just stand there!
hms !vJVZUuENQg
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>>9636838 that looks like a squid i banged a few years back
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>>9638879 BTW you don't even feel the recoil on the G36...it's like I'm holding nothing at all.....nothing at all....nothing at all...
Anonymous
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>>9637317 Closet-bronie here, trying to convince myself not to watch or become a part of it. But I always open the bronie threads. I'm just confused
Seriously that's all i have too
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>>9638916 That's their problem. I like my Five-Seven, and so has everyone who has shot it.
Anonymous
I thought GiRL was hot, then I saw her ass... or lack therefor of.
Anonymous
>>9638973 Trust me those are just some bad photos. IT's actually pretty nice, and big.
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>>9638981 I've seen a few, it's nice when she's bent over... but when she's not it's pretty flat. Makes me sad.
Anonymous
>>9638973 i dont care, i can excuse that as im not perfect either.
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>>9639057 Like I said, nice when she's bent over, not so much when she's standing.
Anonymous
A wigger died in an IED attack I fist pumped
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>>9639066 A guy I went to high school with enlisted with the military, got his uniform and started walking around school wearing it. Says he's going to be military intelligence.
I knew him and figured nah dude nah.
Saw him a few years ago working security at target.
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>>9639066 my roomy didnt want to deploy, we did and he was always asking how we think he could get out of it. he even mentioned if he broke his leg they would likely send him home. shortly after he had ND inside the stryker, hitting the squad leader and almost severing his ankle.
when the platoon was questioned i brought all his up to the battalion commander, the shitbag got investigated, and taken out of action, but put in an office instead. i got the shit smoked out of me for betraying platoon trust, it sucked, never again would i rat on anyone.
Anonymous
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>>9639066 Unspoken perk of the military. Your coworkers really could die in a fire. Just smile to yourself.
Anonymous
My obsessive knife collecting started here on /k/. Damnitallfuck.jpg
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>>9639124 >knife collecting Nogunning in style
a diabolo mitto in nomine domini
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I own a tacticooled AK
Anonymous
I cant shoot for shit with an aimpoint/ EO Tech.. I shoot far better with Ironsights.
Anonymous
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>>9639293 That's something to be proud of really.
Anonymous
I live in a socialist nanny state hellhole. Oh wait, that's not a secret.
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I live in a noweapons country that has very little violent crime. They even confiscated the ka-bar I bought on ebay. Is that a secret?
Anonymous
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>>9639311 reported for underage b&
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>>9639307 >Socialist >Britain Last time I checked we were a nation run exclusively for the benefit of banking interests, BAE Sytems and The Friends Of Dave
>morons running around screaming about socialism without having a clue what the word means Please tell me this nonsense isn't spreading over here from across the pond
Anonymous
My parents were instrumental in the Snowdrop Petition - the campaign that brought about the ban of handguns in the UK.
Anonymous
I think the constitution is an irrelevant, outdated scrap of paper that idiots hide behind to push their own demented agenda, excuse their obviously idiotic, selfish and short sighted behaviour or impede progress depending on their interpretation of it, in much the same way that rabid bible thumpers do
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I didn't so much a shoot a bb gun until I was 15, and didn't fire an actual gun until I was 17, when my grandfather died and I got all of his guns, still haven't fired most of them.
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Philippines I purposely set my weapon to full auto in the range to impress murricans who are only allowed semiautos in their country
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I own balisongs and enjoy doing the flippy-dippy tricks with them.
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>>9639327 I bet you're the black sheep of the family
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>>9639331 my god. a sane post on the subject?
I thought I was the only one.
Anonymous
Until I was 12 I thought guns shot the entire casing. I didn't have any interest at that point, though.
Anonymous
>>9639425 There was even a poster on my English classroom wall of Hitler shooting a gun with the entire fucking thing flying out of the gun, when we did WW1 poetry. God, I was such an idiot.
>WW1 >Hitler with a Nazi armband on shooting a Glock/1911 thing Anonymous
>>9639429 >Hitler >WW1 >firing a Glock/1911 The modern educational system at work.
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>>9639435 > teaching kids what kind of lugers herr hitler used, instead of critical thinking skills go america go!
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its my dream to own a deagle 50 in black chrome finish
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I actually thought the famas felin was fictional since it was in CODblops for a few days until looking it up on wikipedia
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>>9639307 >UK >socialist American shit troll detected.
Anonymous
Ever since I watched Dr. Strangelove on magic mushrooms, I've gotten a near religious love for nuclear weapons.
Anonymous
When I was 12, and my parents were deciding what gun to get for home defense, I recommended a Deagle. They followed my advice. This was back before I had any real knowledge of guns.
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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Anonymous
>>9639517 >parents listening to their 12 year old son's advice on what firearm to buy What the fuck?
Anonymous
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>>9639532 They thought I knew a lot about guns because I said I did, but in reality I didn't know shit.
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>>9639462 The Church of the Children of Atom.
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>>9636782 I, too, am not an excellent shot.
Also, I own a carbine with a longer barrel than my rifle.
Anonymous
I love bullpups. You all can hate on bullpups, but when zombies/chrysalids/tyranids/xenomorphs attack you all in close combat, you wish you had a shorter barrel, like me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I just bought a Muzzelite from Amazon
Anonymous
>>9639922 As long as he doesn't get himself too involved with the fanbase, they are a bunch of creepy motherfuckers.
>>9639526 I know that feel bro.
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>>9639944 Don't they explode?
Anonymous
>>9639962 Depends on how deep you go. Once you get into roleplaying territory it's creepy as fuck (I dont even know where this is, but I've heard bad stories. They're the upstanding African gentlemen of the brony community), but the guys who watch it and post pony reaction images are pretty cool.
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>>9639546 Last time i checked, a carbine with a long barrel was just a full sized rifle.
Anonymous
>>9639978 Just... just stay the fuck away from PonyChan... That's the worst. I mean, some people migrated to /co/ from PonyChan, because it was too fucked up, and a LOT of those people are really messed up in the head, now, if they are fucking crazy, and they escaped a place for being TOO crazy, how fucked up must that place be?
PosseComitatus !!/Lox48+CH8e
As a child, I had to shoot a puppy to put it out of its misery. It was dying from intestinal maggots eating it out from the inside. I had to use a pellet gun to shoot it in the forehead. The sight of it opening and closing its jaw and writhing around for a few seconds, followed by twitching and urinating on itself... Is an extremely traumatizing and haunting memory I will take to my grave.
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>>9640052 Fuck you, your pic made me tear up, even though I've seen it before.
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>>9640052 I did something similar. Legally we're not allowed to transport trapped vermin. So that gives us 2 options, catching it and immediately releasing it or killing it on the spot.
So, one day, we caught a possum that had been rooting through our garbage almost every night. My dad wanted to kill it. But I decided to give it a second chance. I spray painted an orange mark on its hind leg. "If he comes back, we kill it."
Sure enough the next night the dumbass manages to get himself trapped again. So I had to put a metal bb through its skull. It twitched for like 3 minutes.
Anonymous
>>9640042 i had a look and i see nothing disturbing.
Anonymous
>>9640042 I took a look and didn't see anything too bad on /pony/. Just threads about season 2 and where to find season 1 in HD on YouTube.
Anonymous
>>9640085 >>9640095 Nice try, you're just trying to make me go and have a look. BUT I WONT GO BACK! NEVER AGAIN!
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>>9640123 wat
Okay, whatever. Love and tolderate.
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I don't own any guns.
Anonymous
I don't seed my torrents.
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All of my guns have black plastic stocks. All of the stocks contain one Israeli battle dressing and some blood-clotter.
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>>9640287 You are a horrible person and you are going to hel.
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I used to torture and kill animals for fun when I was a kid. I stopped after I learned that's something serial killers tend to do at early ages. I'm bisexual and I live in a very predominantly homophobic area. I've had sex with more men than I have women, and once I had sex with a slutty girl just to balance the number out. I once had an accidental discharge with my Ruger Standard Auto while I was cleaning it. I took the mag out but for some reason I forgot to pull the bolt back, I pulled the trigger and put a round through the floor in my bedroom. I just about lost faith in my affinity for firearms at that point for a while, after some time I forgave myself but I still can't believe I did something that stupid. My father has always been a useless piece of backstabbing shit, and he thinks I hate him. In reality, I feel nothing towards him beyond disappointment. He's tried a couple times in a half-ass manner to "be friends" with me, but I'm simply not interested in the prospect at all. The last time I saw him I didn't even say anything before he left. A while back the neighbors would let their dogs run wild in packs all over the place, there were 3 or 4 of them. They'd always show up in my yard, honestly they weren't really doing anything disruptive other than tearing up garbage sometimes and barking. I killed two of them, one with a framing hammer and the other with a 12 gauge shotgun a couple days later. The neighbors never questioned me about it, and now the dogs aren't running around wild either. Sometimes I consider suicide, not due to depression, just because I can't imagine anything to look forward to in the future at all.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>9641482 Holy fuck
are you me?
Seriously what the fuck, I honestly thought someone was quoting me from an old post until I saw
>ruger Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>9641502 ponyfag detected
Anonymous
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !!LMxbg8EyIsb
i was raised in a family of lawyers, so i enjoy arguing for the sake of arguing i'm not even sure what i believe anymore, much less whether what i say is actually trolling or not
Anonymous
I have a oversized/hyper genitalia fetish. ...I keep it to myself, usually.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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you amuse the fuck out of me.
>>9641608 General Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>9638175 OK I took it to the range, and I think it might be broken.
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, WHY CANT I HAVE NICE THINGS?!
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>>9641523 Maybe, but in spite of Rule 34 there has been very little pony porn floating around.
Anonymous
I have a femdom fetish And a scat fetish Oh and I've never owned a nugget yet bought a .50BMG upper for an AR that I never use because it's too expensive to shoot.
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>>9641608 This explains a lot.
Anonymous
I'm a DHS analyst. I'm currently tasked with monitoring right-wing / pro-gun forums.
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>>9641682 And you got assigned this place? Sorry 'bout your luck but at least you're getting paid to be here.
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>>9641674 >.50BMG AR upper Anonymous
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>>9637836 >>9641674 >knowthatfeel.jpg Seriously though, how "bottom" are you? Is there a limit to what you allow your partner to do?
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I have mostly left leaning/progressive political beliefs and dont hate NIGGARZ AND JOOZ. But I also really like guns.
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I browse /k/, and I own no guns.
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>>9641731 Thanks for the pics. You can stop now, we get the idea.
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>>9641735 I hate them, but I love black people and am engaged to a black chick
theres a difference between the people you listed and black people, just sayin
Anonymous
Over 40% of the posts in this thread were authored by tripfaggots, at last count. At what volume of posts by tripfags can we acknowledge that /k/ is dying. I'll take 10 summerfags over one tripfaggot any day.
Anonymous
>>9641482 Were you sexually abused as a child?
Not trolling, but you seem oddly like I was, and after a shitton of therapy I'm a lot better. I was molested when I was 12, by an older man.
While were at it: the parents were getting a divorce, I was lonely, depressed and some adult came by and started giving me attention which he then exploited for sexual favors.
He is the only man I think I would really relish killing.
>>9641759 They mostly post in meta threads, and they never pass up a chance to talk about themselves. What did you expect in a thread like this?
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>>9641759 >implying any differences between tripfag and anonfag posts >implying both aren't largely comprised of inept retards and that either proclaiming superiority over the other is equally retarded >implying this ANONG STRONG fad won't be dead by the end of the week Anonymous
>>9641768 Actually, yeah. I just didn't feel the need to bring it up, I'm not too proud of that. It only happened a few times though, and it was when I was very young. The guy who did it was like the brother-in-law of my baby sitter or something, I was like 6 or 7 I don't remember his name or face. I tried to hunt him down a few years ago to kill him, but I couldn't find anything. My parents were going through a lot of bullshit back the, it was just a bad time overall. Sorry you had to deal with that shit too. I know that feel bro.
Danebro !L7XiOrrW16
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I don't own guns. And I post in way too many threads concerning stuff that is none of my business. The only threads I should post in should be history threads (but they are few and rare on /k/). Also I just finished a Kinder Surprise Egg thread on /b/.
Danebro !L7XiOrrW16
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>>9641779 Yep, that is tripfags for you. We are some God-damned sons of bitches. We seek attention, we whore ourselves out, we try to appear superior.
I have no apology that is strong enough, but I won't stop tripfagging. My only reason to Tripfag is to let people have a chance to ignore my replies.
Anonymous
>>9641894 Seek therapy. You'd probably be surprised as to how much of your problems lead back to that.
Anonymous
>>9642100 I appreciate the advice, but I've basically gotten over it these days. I'll admit it had me pretty messed up for the majority of my life, but after a while I just stopped caring. Besides, I'm stronger now, I can cope with it; things don't really get to me like they used to. Also, I'm basically poor as piss, I can't afford that kind of thing. Anyway, glad to hear you were able to get some help.
Also, what the hell, bro? You aren't supposed to act human towards other people on the internet. You must be some sorta' social deviant. Nah, in all seriousness, I appreciate it.
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>>9642233 He's right man, you should seriously talk to a therapist about this.
Otherwise, you could eventually end up doing the shit I'm doing:
>>9639962 Look, I'm not saying you're fucked up beyond redemption or anything, but you should seriously talk to someone about this. You don't have anything to lose on it.
Anonymous
I have never felt satisfaction/fulfillment in my life. I don't know if I even can. pic related: MLP needs more Moose.
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>>9639922 PONIES ARE FOR WEAK PEOPL-
Aw gawd dammit there so cute....
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>>9645018 That was almost exactly my reaction.
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>>9642233 Well, I was never weak or anything, but the general dissatisfaction with life is very common.
There's also the conviction that most victims of sexual abuse hold (I have no idea why, but its just extremely common) that they will die young.
Fantasies of death in various ways.
You name it. It's really quite amazing how fucked up you get by being sexually abused. There are options for poorfags, I highly recommend you take them.
Anonymous
I hate that I live in a nogunz country, but I am also afraid that if they allowed civilian firearms here, we're going to have street wars, all day, everyday. I live in the Philippines.
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>>9646860 >I hate that I live in a nogunz country >I live in the Philippines HAHA POORFAG.
Filipino here, our laws allows us to own weapons, hell we dont have any restrictions on Automatic weapons in our gun laws. (save for selling LMG's to civilians of course).
So the only thing that is stopping you is that you are poor squatter scum, conservative catholictard, or a pussy, of which I believe strongly, that you are
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I don't own any guns and I crossdress :<
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>>9646788 I appreciate you trying to do the right thing and help me, but seriously, it's completely fine. The way I see it, if I end up blowing my brains out, then so be it; I won't be missed and I'll be removing one more burden on society. I'll consider talking to someone but it's not gonna change what's happened. It is what it is, not everyone is fortunate enough to be a winner in life. I know everyone wants to believe they're important, and we're all special in some way and need to live to see the next day, but those are just ideals, in reality it doesn't even fucking matter. I can deal with that just like I have since back then. It's all good. I'll try and live as productively as possible and if that doesn't go well, then I'll end it. No harm done.
Now go post pictures of cats and nuggets and let me be. Additionally, you could use your good intentions on people that need them more than me, I think that'd be a good use of your effort.
tl;dr: I've got nothin' important to say, leave me alone.
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I live in Indonesia and they sell gun for an insane amount of price, .22 revolver for $1000?! Fuck dat shit I own no guns, but I do collect knives (balisong, knuckle duster, switchblade, etc)
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I am still throwing applications into this black-hole of a job market while my ETS leave burns up. I've been wearing my sweat pants for two days.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
I'll get to shovel sand pits for 8 hours a day, 7 days a week starting next week for $8.00 an hour. The cost of developing my 90 rolls of film was $224.67, but they look pretty good.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME. OH GOD... THEY KNOW I KNOW I'M IN THE NETWORK! WHY ISN'T MY HEAD WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL?! IT'S HAPPENING, THE HARVEST HAS BEGUN! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME /k/ I TRUSTED YOU!
Anonymous
I know I'm going to become a serial killer and I'm fine with it. Don't worry /k/ I won't use any guns that often.
Here'sJohnny
>>9651778 Brofist.jpg
Just do some good, ok?
Only reason why I'm not a serial killer? Damn near nonexistant self esteem.
Machiavellianism? Check.
Psychopathy? Check plus plus.
Narcissism? Nope.jpg
Anonymous
>>9651778 how did you get ahold of my plans...
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>>9651821 don't worry man you got your whole life ahead of you. all you need is a trigger.
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>>9651822 I gave a shadowy hooded homeless figure 2 cigarettes and he gave them to me.
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i almost shot my last ex too bad..... kinda wish i did.
Anonymous
>>9651821 >Machiavellianism? Check you fucking faggot, the prince was a satire
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>>9651924 doesn't change the fact that the observations were essentially correct
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>>9651924 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavellianism Machiavellianism is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "the employment of cunning and duplicity in statecraft or in general conduct"
Also...
From
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad "The behavior of the Dark Triad members show distinctive behaviors under some circumstances. For example, narcissists aggress when insulted whereas psychopaths aggress when threatened [3]. Machiavellian students cheat by plagiarizing essays whereas psychopaths impulsively copy other students' answers during exams [4]. It is likely that the Dark Triad personalities reflect evolved social strategies linked to reproductive success [5]."
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I pretend that I have sex a lot and in all kind of kinky ways but the truth is I haven't had any in 5 years and that was with my cheeting ex.
Xed !!guH3YCya11S
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I sat on my roof during Halloween with an air rifle taking pot shots at teenagers who thought my house looked like a good target for egging and TP'ing..... My first rifle was a mosin nagant, my first pistol was a 1911 from charles daly......and i like VW's.
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>>9651712 jackass. file unemployment & post 9-11GI BILL the fuck outta your nearest school.
Pinzfag !10PINZ710.