This faggot claims to be a first sergeant in the Army and works for Secret Service. He's an airsoft player that likes to go around town in full Army uniform.
Anonymous
He intentionally goes around in uniform for the kudos and free shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
He's in a restaurant waiting for burgers in this picture.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>Manchester United >He likes football
Anonymous
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>>9656510 Whats with the Santa Claus beard? He looks like a fucking bum lol.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Then report him to a website that will destroy his life, there are several dedicate to doing just that.
Anonymous
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isn't this against your laws?
Anonymous
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He claims to be working for Secret Service in this picture.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>9656544 Oh my god what the fuck?
He looks worse than the IRA pretender.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9656510 >>9656519 >>9656530 >>9656534 >>9656544 Why do people do this??? Actual guys in the Forces would never go around and brag about how they are in the Forces. This guy is a fucking tool
Anonymous
He went to a Memorial day event pretending to be a soldier.
Anonymous
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Another picture in a restaurant.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I was looking at some of his posts and all his airsoft friends seem to think he's the real deal.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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>>9656587 >Me in my gear giving orders to my platoon Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9656587 >>9656587 DUN TRED ON MEEE!!
Anonymous
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>>9656587 HAHAHAHAHAA
he has a full assault pack strapped to this thigh
Anonymous
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He's probably an aspie, let him have his fun.
Anonymous
It's a federal offense to impersonate an nco. Request proof of a valid military id of none is provided report to authorities. Laugh as he Dota in prison.
Anonymous
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As a fat-fuck civilian, this offends me.
Also:
>>9656609 Haters gonna hate Anonymous
>>9656599 Well do you know anything about him that definitely indicates he's not in the military?
KooKooKaDenim !gqxLBN5QDI
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>>9656587 That drop-leg pouch is ridiculous.
Anonymous
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>>9656568 >memorial day >Play Solider >Saluting >Sun glasses Dealwithit/k/
Anonymous
>>9656609 How did he get Acus with belly pockets and how did he fit so much shit on his left shoulder.
Anonymous
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>>9656565 The men who do the least want the most recognition.
Anonymous
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>>9656644 I was thinking the exact same thing. What the fuck is with this guy?
Anonymous
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related /k/ so very related
http://www.kentucky.com/2011/09/01/1865187/police-search-for-rifle-possibly.html "So this guy goes to his local miitary surplus and buys an army flak with abunch of mags and buys an ar15. Someone kicks his ass and shoots him with his own rifle. What a dumbass."
Anonymous
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>>9656587 >mind you this is my real military gear Fucking lost my shit
Learn about Iran and Iranian culture !sfLC/IH/SY
Learn about Iran and Iranian culture !sfLC/IH/SY Sat 03 Sep 2011 02:53:00 No. 9656675 Report We Iranians respect Americans.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9656644 at the creepy guy booth thats outside of every gunshow and by just slapping more shit on there that he never earned
>>9656635 see
>>9656559 >>9656587 >>9656599 >>9656609 = fucking fake
Anonymous
that navy seal guy that loves catching fakers needs to get this guys name
Anonymous
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>>9656565 Some would and totally do. That being said, this guy is probably an aspie. Let him have his fun, he isn't hurting anyone.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
>>9656519 National Guard patch... with a Ranger tab? What the fuck am I looking at here.
Anonymous
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>>9656519 >dat jacked up 42nd ID patch... God fucking dammit.
Anonymous
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whats wrong with his face
Marine-Tripfaggin !!6fPF4C4qLJb
>>9656731 that's actually not that unlikely.
A ranger scroll just means he's completed Ranger school. Lots of NG guys are former active duty soldiers, and even marines.
That part isn't necessarily abnormal.
Anonymous
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>>9656626 No it isn't. Only to impersonate an officer you fucking neckbeard.
C.I.A !!UfqbPWYa5Dc
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656747 That three-ton clusterfuck on both sides of his uniform is definitely abnormal. I seriously hope this doucher didn't try to get any benefit from posing as a servicemember, because that's a federal offense. That and about 90% of the state I live in would curb stomp this fucker until even dental records wouldn't do any good.
Anonymous
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>>9656747 And, believe it or not, National Guardsman go to Ranger school. Some of them even pass.
Anonymous
>>9656731 the rainbow patch is infantry, New York NG i think so he did some homework but his "gear" is way off and his school badges
Anonymous
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656635 >ACU jacket rank velcro patch on patrol cap >Non-matching cover rank and chest rank >Blood-type/random knickknack patch where the IR square would normally be covered >Ranger tab where it's not supposed to be If this guy made it past anyone who even has half a fucking clue how a uniform is supposed to be, they seriously fucked this guy. Either that or they automatically knew that he was a fake and called the MPs or cops on his ass.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656809 And since when the fuck did we get ACU blouse tops with hand pockets? Anyone who even talks to someone in the military knows we don't get cue to put our hands in our pockets for fuckall.
Case in point this guy is faggots and needs to be hung by his testicles.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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its fucking obvious this guy is a russian spy
Anonymous
>>9656788 Parts of the National Guards through out the north east.
I was in the Vermont national guard in a unit attached to the 42nd. Most the VTARNG is part of the 86th BCT, but some of us weren't.
Kind of sucked, cause while the smart part of your brain says deploying sucks ass, there's a part that want to too.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
I am ignorant on American laws/regulations on this area.
Marine-Tripfaggin !!6fPF4C4qLJb
>>9656854 >Kind of sucked, cause while the smart part of your brain says deploying sucks ass, there's a part that want to too. fucking embrace it
That's what you signed up for is it not? Be honest with yourself even if no one else.
war is as fucking awesome as it is fucking horrible as it is fucking boring.
You love it, and you know it.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
>>9656863 If he's claiming medals, badges, patches, and acclaim that he himself did not earn, then yes, it is illegal. It's the same as me walking up to you in public (provided I was not a servicemember and did not myself earn this award) and telling you I just earned the Medal of Honor.
He's destined for federal-grade anus pounding in Leavenworth or an equally suitable federal prison for this if someone reports it.
Anonymous
>>9656875 No claiming a Medal of Honor is one of the most illegal things you can do in this country.
Anonymous
>>9656875 Nah the Supreme Court threw out the Stolen Valor Act years ago so it's not illegal what he's doing but he is a gigantic asshole for doing it
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656885 Well I use it more of an example of how serious the offense is, not necessarily what award claiming the offense was for. Either way, it's Uncle-Sam level assrape.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
>>9656875 So, hes a civilian who is pretending to be a service member, and he could be sent to a military prison?
Anonymous
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This old guy claims to be a Navy SEAL during Vietnam with multiple stabs and bullet wounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX_NpaH1aqs Anonymous
>>9656874 I'm saying I didn't deploy. Kind of wanted too.
While the rest of the state deployed, I flew around in helicopters looking for people growing weed in their back yard.
A great example of that "What I thought it would be like/What it was" meme btw. Were part of the State Drug Interdiction Task force. Hunting down Quebecois drug runners coming down lake memphremagog in cigarette boats? Nope... looking for people growing weed in their back yard.
D3mOn4teR
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>>9656899 No. Notice none of these pretenders impersonate an officer? That's because it's not illegal to impersonate an NCO if you're non-service.
Anonymous
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>>9656885 No it isn't. It WAS a federal misdemeanor, until the Stolen Valor act was ruled unconstitutional.
While his behavior is despicable, it is in no way illegal.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656899 If he is directly impersonating a member of the Armed Forces, whether attempting to garner some value or not, then yes, he is committing a federal crime and is due punishment under federal law (or UCMJ, whichever would apply).
Anonymous
>>9656863 He gets free meals and shit. He's scamming restaurants at least.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9656959 Which is point-blank lying to people and running a scam with actual negative consequences for everyone involved. Stolen Valor act wouldn't apply at that point, it would be more of 'We want our money back or we're taking your fake ass to court to GET it back.'
Anonymous
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>>9656875 Stolen Valor was struck down as unconstitutional.
However, if he's claiming to be a Federal LE, that is entirely illegal. Report him to the police.
Anonymous
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>task force 141
Anonymous
Anonymous
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looks mentally unstable or just plain too stupid for the military. let him have his glory for it may be all he has. enjoy your mental fortitude.
Anonymous
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Anyone remember the Green Beret that was posing in his bedrooom with no shirt and a Crossman air rifle?
Anonymous
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>>9656599 His uniform's all dicked up. His unit patch is supposed to be centered on the velcro, badges are worn out of place, nothing goes on the velcro area on the left shoulder closure flap, rank on hat is velcro and not sewn on, FRACUs in CONUS.
Unsure of tripcodes!!Z0aB.a2Pbs
>>9656599 That patch on the Velcro closure is correct
a pos
Anonymous
Bring this to the guys on Professional Soldiers. They'll fucking eat him alive, they're all retired Special Forces and stuff. They love assholes like this guy.
FENDI FENDI PRADA !!BgtTe+cmrpV
Anonymous
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He looks like he is shitting on an invisible toilet
Anonymous
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>>9656519 >Hes a Harley faggot God these fags are poseurs off the road as well
Anonymous
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>>9656559 aww hell no.
as a piney in new jersey, fuck this guy. my state disowns this faggot
Anonymous
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When i get out of the military, i will make sure to never speak to anyone claiming to be prior service
Anonymous
>>9665459 Unless you're an actual "quiet professional", you can't post on their hall of shame board (the place all the fakers go). You can contact one of them about this asshole though and ask for a post about it for awareness. They're pretty cool guys, just rigid when it comes to rules. (Which is something to expect from someone who was in special forces anyway, lol.)
FENDI FENDI PRADA !!BgtTe+cmrpV
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>>9665499 Yeah I just found that out after making an account.
I'll have to find someone and send him the dox
kamikazemelon !!YoQfwRTytVO
i just saw this on guru3d
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
Anonymous
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>>9656519 He's a faker. IR tab should be covered up, ranger/sapper/whatever that is tab should be on the upper flap of his pocket, whatever unit patch should be centered.
Anonymous
can someone post a link to his fb profile? i wanna have a look and i really dont feel like filtering through thousands of steve jordans
Anonymous
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>>9656568 Salute is all kinds of jacked up, stuck ACU rank on his PC.
Anonymous
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>>9656587 Eyepro from the 90's and who knows what is on his right cargo pocket.
Anonymous
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>>9665519 >its a motherboard who.
buys.
this.
garbage
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9656599 That's staff sergeant rank on his PC, and sergeant first class rank on his ACU top. Also, he is wearing his blood type in garrison. He's a retarded civi that can't even pretend to be a soldier.
Anonymous
You found quite the gem OP.
Dan the Viking
Isn't it actually illegal to wear active military patches on any sort of uniform or clothing?
FENDI FENDI PRADA !!BgtTe+cmrpV
>>9665605 I think that's the rule. You can wear ACU/BDU stuff just no patches or insignia of any sort.
Anonymous
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ill just drop this here...
Anonymous
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lol whats up with the backdrop for his profile pic? did he actually get dressed up to get professional pictures done of his silliness hahaha
Anonymous
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This guy reminds me all of all JR ROTC idiots in high school.
Dan the Viking
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>>9665621 I think you just can't wear military patches.
I have one that I have a couple morale patches on, but I wouldn't DARE put anything on there that's from a real unit that hasn't been gone for a LONG time. Like Prussian corps is probably the farthest I'd go.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
>>9665565 >>9665565 >>9665565 >>9665565 >>9665565 >>9665565 >>9665565 He talks about himself in the 3rd person! Jesus tittyfucking Christ, he's even a fucking narcissist.
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
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>>9665637 >>9665637 Fuck, he needs to be put in his place.
Anonymous
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cant you like fbi him or something?
Dan the Viking
Anonymous
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>>9665597 >Going to an anime convention in military gear how fucking pathetic do you have to be?
Anonymous
>Know Arabic, American English, A whole lot of giberish, and 9 others
Anonymous
>>9656932 I'd say you dodged a bullet. Vermont had the highest casualty rate per person of any state for a while. Don't know if that's still the case.
Inb4 some mouth breather fails to understand that a handful of casualties for the second smallest state in the union is a big deal for us.
Anonymous
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>>9665597 hes wearing knee pads
Anonymous
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>>9665728 Could it be NBC equipment (like a gas mask or similar)?
Anonymous
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>>9656959 Sounds like fraud to me. Just small time, unimaginative, pathetic fraud.
Anonymous
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I got another phony for you /k/.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Hilarious.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9665794 You can see the same tattoo on his right arm.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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There was no caption on this picture, but I'm guessing that he's claiming to work for the CIA too.
Anonymous
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>>9665805 I love that he MS Painted out the orange tips on some (but not all) of his airsofts in these pictures.
Anonymous
b00ce !s9oBJdL9GA
Anonymous
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>Special Forces hat
Anonymous
Anonymous
the stolen valor act applies only to wearing medals or ribbons you did earn...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dan the Viking
>>9665851 How would we go by fucking this fuck?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9665833 >puts ka on his neck THAT DOESNT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING
Is everyone with a tattoo just a complete retard?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9656894 The Stolen Valor Act was found unconstitutional by two US Circuit Courts...BUT, just a few days ago the Justice Department asked the Supreme Court to reverse the lower courts. It's not dead yet.
In addition, the Stolen Valor Act just strengthened and clarified some laws that were already on the books about this stuff.
suspectorange !!jrW1vnfZQwg
Whelp, I mad.
Anonymous
>>9665871 >>9665876 who the fuck is this retard?
Im trying to find his FB so i can look at his shit too.
link?!
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ITT: Everyone softly trolled
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9665859 By driving a fucking /k/ battle-wagon through his front window and flex-cuffing him Guantanamo style to be interrogated at a later destination.
Anonymous
He just accepted my friend request.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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he just accepted my friend request, anyone else friends with him?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
Anonymous
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>Delta training
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9666138 leave him alone you guise
he probably has autism
Anonymous
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I live 20 min. from Ft. Dix.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
>>9666185 Even more reason to fry this aspie for the whole of Facebook to see. I hate people like him. They give my branch a bad name, especially if people know he's a fake but refuse to say anything.
Anonymous
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This guy has to be completely fucked in the head
Anonymous
>>9666185 all the better
gtfo whit knight
inb4lolitrolu
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9666151 This guy reminds me of Bill
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dan the Viking
>>9666202 >shitsorm inbound This=/=Assburger behavior.
Assburger behavior is more like scheming to find a way to destroy jerks like this and then laughing and mocking them on the way down because it's funny that they're such pathetic sods.
>assburgers=/k/ Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9666208 i remember reading a story a couple days ago about a 10 or 12 year old getting tazed and his mother approved of it
he had Aspergers according to the paper and i immediately thought of you, /k/
Al Bundy
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
>>9666244 If /k/=assburgers, you're a fucking Baconator.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dan the Viking
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9666270 As the pictures progress, his facial expression derps a little bit more each time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Either way:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>different unit patch in every picture >half of them jacked up
Anonymous
>>9666195 is, is that a fake beard?
also
>Friends (1826) how!?
Anonymous
>>9666320 haha i love that beard
and he has more friends than you
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9666320 Most people who aren't in tune to how a uniform in the Army is supposed to look and how soldiers are trained to conduct themselves in public would easily fall for this shit. So yeah. Probably why.
Anonymous
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>>9666328 that's fine with me, I only keep those that I actually talk to, but he has that many and no one has called him out for his bullshit?
Anonymous
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>>9666320 Close to 2k aspies all in one place.
Anonymous
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>typical /k/ tripfag
Anonymous
there was a guy arrested and convicted recently for impersonating a soldier to get the perks. I can't remember exactly where or when, could have been texas
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9666360 Surprised the asshole wasn't shot on the spot.
Anonymous
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>>9666365 because the army is so sacred and honourable
Anonymous
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>Religious Views - I'm A Minister Of Death Praying for War
Anonymous
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>>9666360 And there was is this guy:
>>9656800 Anonymous
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Lots of bullshit in this thread.
Anonymous
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moar pictures and screenshots of faggot
Anonymous
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haha sent this guys info to Don Shipley, hopefully he tears this guy apart lol Dons channel is pretty funny exposing imposters, check out bud131 on youtube.
Anonymous
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I read on an earlier thread that the charging posers acting like military with a felony was found Unconstitutional. (Forgot what the statute was called)
Anonymous
Someone needs to get in good with this dude, stroke his ego a bit, and convince him to produce a copy of his "ERB" or "DD214", then we can actually try to get him slammed for false valor.
Anonymous
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=2206763844382 >I came back from Afghanistan to come to this anime convention Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9666452 Good idea. One of the anons managed to get him on their friends list, I wonder if he's dumb enough to take the bait though?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !!XJVD5N+VLmd
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>>9666138 YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9666497 No Known Allergies I think.
Anonymous
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>>9665891 >>9665833 Means "Power" in Chinese.
Unsure of tripcodes!!Z0aB.a2Pbs
>>9656599 Just added this fag on face book so I could ask him a few questions. Posted this to this his picture.
Why don't tour blouse and pc ranks match up? And why do you have a Velcro rank patch on your pc? And why are your unit patch and ranger patch not centered? And why do you have to patches on your pocket closure? Just looks kind of off to me. I woulsergeant a first sergeant would have those things correct.
Anonymous
Stolen Valor Act of 2005
Anonymous
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>>9666545 you didn't read the thread did you.
Anonymous
>>9666540 > I woulsergeant a first sergeant What
Anonymous
Any one else notice that this guy is at the most 5'2''?
Anonymous
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>>9666570 So is a 1sgt in my battalion but he's one of the coolest guys I've ever met.
Unsure of tripcodes!!Z0aB.a2Pbs
>>9666569 Would have though fucking auto correct
Anonymous
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>>9666595 I would have though you could get it the second time around
Anonymous
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>>9665730 Yeah. Kid I went to high school with got it... weird feeling.
Anonymous
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Brit here. I honestly don't understand how anybody could fall for this shit.
Anonymous
Speaks...>Arabic >Polish language >Vietnamese language >Spanish >American Sign Language >Yiddish >Hebrew >Hungarian language >Russian language >Drunk and Gibberish.
Anonymous
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steamping pile of mad in here.
XxXEmokiddehXxX/ !!Tm8yawMuzV/
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So have you all destroyed his autistic life yet?
Anonymous
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he is like the CWC of military cosplay
Anonymous
>>9668065 what is th source of that .gif?
What country is that? And what is the situation?
Anonymous
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>>9668096 Don't know to be honest, if you're adventurous click the link in the bottom right hand corner.
Anonymous
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>Glue pubes to face >OPERATOR
black-diamond !!unh0M6pvkO0
>>9668065 I'm tempted to send him a message in Arabic or Russian. See what he dose.
Anonymous
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> New Jersey > Manchester United
Anonymous
>>9668120 Uses Google translate, but I'm sure you know how to make it clear that he is using one.
black-diamond !!unh0M6pvkO0
>>9668128 Dat broken dialect
Anonymous
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>>9668131 Thus the Borat picture, next question?
Anonymous
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>beard
Calgar !!0BR+ceOpFbl
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>>9656519 fleece inside acu top???? patches all jacked up, lol what are msf standards???
>>9656544 oh god, dem arms
his guy...sooo lulzy
>>9656609 what the fuck kind of top is this???
Calgar !!0BR+ceOpFbl
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>>9663291 >sergemt.... wat?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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This guy actually looks retarded.
Anonymous
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>manchester united
Anonymous
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>>9665519 >£250 bloody quid for that thing BUT WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IT
Anonymous
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Rather than going with the Stolen Valour act I personally thinkg more should be done to educate the public *
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>>9669740 I don't see how military personnel aren't considered federal agents.
Anonymous
Oh boy. Look what I've found. Edited to be SFW.
Anonymous
Anonymous
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16207 He's in the 8th video down getting kicked in the nuts.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
Anonymous
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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>>9670985 are you guys fucking serious?
how in the fuck.....
well im glad all i do is facebook. lol otherwise /k/ might have a shitter.
Anonymous
You can't say he's an aspie if he's getting laid.
Anonymous
He's into hentai, tentacle porn, and star wars porn.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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>>9671009 my lord....what is this??
Anonymous
Russian Gun Store
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>>9671024 >paul stanley tattoo all my wut
Anonymous
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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>>9671040 seriously its takeing all my nazi responses....
i might have to become russian soon... lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Someone report this guy to the local news ffs
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
Anonymous
Anonymous
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This thread has taking a turn for the fucking strange since i last lurked it.
Anonymous
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He also claims to have a medal of honor!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Not sure what's going on in this picture, but it looks like he's trying to cut her.
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
what a fucking bastard, this man is a disgrace. Ameribros, knock him off his high horse.
Anonymous
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>>9670979 >>9670985 >>9670993 >>9671009 >>9671024 >>9671033 .... these activities are unauthorized under the Uniformed Code of Military Justice.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9671098 closest he's ever been to a ranger was when he airguitared "Sister Christian"
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
>>9671110 idk what can we do?
someone should notify the government of this guy.
also Englishman where hath you been good sir?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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One of my old friends from school ended up doing a similar thing. He Left home one day out of the blue without telling anyone, he called a few weeks later and began to brag online about having joined the Army(UK) and was now in Afghanistan.
Anonymous
He goes to these sex events with ACUs on.
Anonymous
Anonymous
just give me a teaspoon and an hour alone with that dude
Anonymous
>>9671085 ranger tab on wrong arm, this guy is real HOO AH dont mess with him...
Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
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>>9671127 well, if this thread is to be believed, the proper authorities have been informed.
I'd add him myself but I can't confess to be able to query him in detail (ie about where his badges should be etc). I can tell they're wrong, but that's about it.
I've been on /k/ plenty, just at odd hours - just properly moved into student digs and got a part-time job serving tea and biscuits to tourists in Birmingham.
a diabolo mitto in nomine domini
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>>9671137 Now I've seen all kinds of strange at such events, but never have I seen some lobotomite put on such an outlandish farce.
Anonymous
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>>9671152 In every shot of his belt I see, his gig line is screwed up/belt tip wrong direction.
What a terrible attempt at posing at SOF. You can just look at those pictures of his arms, he has never picked up anything heavy in this life.
Anonymous
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This went from rage to wut quickly
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>I'm 5'3" 125lbs
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !!LMxbg8EyIsb
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Fork !FM4KAR0Vx.
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>>9669740 Please keep us updated
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>>9669740 Military.com keeps a hall of shame for just this situation too.
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>>9671228 >>9671228 post the uncensored version of this, somewhere else if you have to
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>lurk thread last night >jesus, i hope this dickhead gets what's coming >come back this afternoon >anime, bondage, torture play >;alkwengaoialnkv;arklhn
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He's holding onto the tip of his penis in this picture to make the base of his penis look bigger. An old pornstar trick.
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Gentlemen, this fuck is on fetlife too,
https://fetlife.com/users/88606 !DOUK./5hrI
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Fucking LOL. Does he actually think this shit makes him look attractive?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9671271 I need a login to access this page...the fact that you have a login scares me a little.
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>>9671271 >you need to be a member to see it >that means you're a member too. Anonymous
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>>9671300 Scary, not really surprising
> and he was never seen again Lefty !!xg+B9/U5OsN
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I was in this thread yesterday, just wow /k/.
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>>9671300 The denizens of that place run the whole gamut, from the downright weird, to the almost normal.
Kinda like 4chan in a way.
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This needs to be archived. Best thread on /k/ ever.
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>>9656510 >This entire thread Vague Englishman !!WCSrCc9K5s7
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this thread should be preserved for future reference/hunting.
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9671382 I mean I'm all for some fetish porn, like women in leather whips and chains, but just don't pay for it.
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>congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived
Get Some !!uxodNQYpJ/a
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I went to the store to get stuff to make a pizza, and this is what happens while I'm out.
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>>9671397 >but just don't pay for it. Good point, that's why that place is free.
Look at it this way, where the hell else are you gonna find a bi tomboy chick with a rape fetish and tattoos
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holy shit
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>>9671422 good thing i don't really want one of those
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oh sweet lord jesus
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wow
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Lefty !!xg+B9/U5OsN
Archivvvvvvvvvvvvve this.
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>this thread
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is it wrong that im getting hard from this?
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Good lord those "women" are fucking nasty.
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>>9671538 yes
Captcha : life gonorrhea
FENDI FENDI PRADA !!BgtTe+cmrpV
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I like this new hobby that /k/ has
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10/10 thread
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>>9671157 >can't tell the difference between a tab and a scroll Anonymous
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how has no one mentioned his deformed penis?
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Note to myself: Never, never, never ever fuck with /k/.
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This is the lulziest /k/ thread i have seen in a good while
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Stolen valor act is still alive and well. 1 court from faggoty san fran ruled it unconstitutional. That doesn't mean it was repealed. More recently a Virgina court ruled it constitutional. l2research
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I had charges drop for decking a guy in the face because I caught him lying about serving a while back. Was at dinner with my wife and the guy was bragging over and over about people he had killed so I stood up and decked him. In hind site probably shouldn't have but it happen. When the cops showed up the refused to put me in cuffs because I was in uniform and the reason i decked him. Shit was cash.
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>>9666273 What the fuck. Mesh eye pieces do shit in airsoft, they can send paint fragments into your eyes from the paint on the mesh and they can send shards of BBs into your eyes that can cause damage.
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>>9672532 no fog. my brother uses a mesh mouth guard and ess goggles. bb's tend to break in half, they rarely shatter into splinters
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>>9672597 Mouthguard is fine (No delicate parts that bb fragments can harm) but as for goggles I prefer foggy and safe with ANSI goggles than mesh.
Unsure of tripcodes!!Z0aB.a2Pbs
Should I put this link on his Facebook page?
http://users.adultspace.com/SnakeEyes1/profile_galleries.html I'm really tempted to do it. Or should I make a fake account to do it? I already called him out on his uniform and he said it wasn't fucked up it just looked like it in the picture.
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>>9672692 proxy and fake account DO IT
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He likes to pretend to be a cop too.
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Look at all his sex toys.
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>>9672692 Just made a fake account and sent him a friend request. Should I send him a link to this page so he knows people are onto him or just his sex profile links?
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>>9672910 No. Not yet. I want to get as much information about this guy as possible. If we expose him, he might take down all this shit before I save it.
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Looks like a strip club. He doesn't look like he's enjoying the lady's company.
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>>9672927 Oh he's a fireman now. And alright I feel like I should put at least one link or maybe I could make my profile pic be one of his pictures
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I can see air assault wings, can't make out anything else though.
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>>9656587 Oh god what is that abomination on his leg? Whats next, putting MOLLE webbing on his collar and attaching a mag dump pouch to it?
Unsure of tripcodes!!Z0aB.a2Pbs
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>>9673366 A bunch of facebook groups are calling this guy out. Feel free to post whatever on his wall.
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I just realized he looks like Right Said Fred. He's not too sexy though.
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>>9674448 U.S Army W.T.F! moments
Expose A Poser
Don Shipley's crew
There is a few more, but I don't remember.
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This thread doesn't get bumped to front page when you post for some reason.
