Its time for another installment of "The Basement Machinist"; tonight is part one of a special 3 part series.>9VDC battery clip >momentary push button switch (on when pressed) >hook up wire (solid or stranded) >some from of socket >solder >flux if needed >soldering iron >something to do while the iron heats up >multi-meter with an Ohms setting
Tovarisch!
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>"Model Rocket Launcher"! It is a shoulderable device capable of guiding cheaply made hobby rockets in excess of 300 meters!
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Step one is to wire the positive contact from the battery clip (magazine) to one of the poles of the switch.
Anonymous
>be someone who mostly visits /v/ and /sci/ >decide to give some other boards a chance >this thread >allofmyboners
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The next procedure is to finish wiring up the circuit. You will need to add a piece of hook up wire from the other switch pole to one of the socket poles, and the negative from the battery clip (magazine) to the opposite socket pole.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Now it's time to play the waiting game while waiting for the iron to heat up.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
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>>9679214 Welcome to /k/.
You'll get your secret decoder ring in the mail next week.
Anonymous
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Better hurry up and get this shit done before Will shows up to kick your ass for infringing on his "whole new market".
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
The iron is now hot enough to solder.>derp
Anonymous
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boner status is maximum
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9679251 I am smoking while reading this thread, lul.
A friend and I made something like this a few years ago. It was just a model rocket launch kit with the wire wrapped around a length a tube with a crude wooden handle. you'd put it on your shoulder and press the 'launch' button, and it would shoot model rocket engines about 20 feet, they'd twirl in the air and not go very far. We called it our 'model rocket RPG' (fuck off, we were 13) and started a few fires with it over that summer. We also did a bunch of other stuff like make napalm and molotovs(we burned down an old barn on his land, his dad wasn't even mad). Ah, crazy childhoods.
Anonymous
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Solder the entire circuit together.
Anonymous
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>We will be making the fire control circuit for the "Model Rocket Launcher"! It is a shoulderable device capable of guiding cheaply made hobby rockets in excess of 300 meters!
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The very last step is to check continuity in the circuit while the switch is depressed.
Anonymous
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>>9679285 >dat smell >background >also dat smell The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
Fuck. I have to leave but this thread....
Anonymous
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>>9679373 >I hope that you will return to /k/ for part 2 next week! :(
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>>9679434 My editing skills absolutely blow. Sorry.
a diabolo mitto in nomine domini
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Uncle Johnny's unholy creations?
Anonymous
Here. It's rough but at least it's JPGed now
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
>>9679434 >>9679455 I'm saving a screencap.
One of these days I'll edit my trip out and rapidshare my 4chan Thread Archive Screencap Folder.
Anonymous
I'm too lazy/high too understand these directions, but this thread reminded me that I have 4 model rocket engines lying on my table. Do you guys think a sparkler or two could set one off?
Anonymous
>>9679506 dammit you beat me to it
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>>9679506 You are a good man! HAL 9000 thanks you..
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>>9679525 Composite or black powder propellant?
Anonymous
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>>9679527 Only because I do Photoshop a lot for work and always have the tools at hand. Your cap is more uniform.
Anonymous
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>>9679506 >>9679527 Many, many, many thanks.
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>>9679527 >>9679511 AND THANK YOU AS WELL.
Anonymous
>>9679537 Let me check, I'm not sure if I'll be able to find out.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9679564 A brand name will sort the problem out much faster.
Anonymous
>>9679575 Estes, doesn't look like black powder to me.
Anonymous
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>>9679584 Estes is always blackpowder propellant. Only Aerotech and similar use composite. Sparklers will work wonderfully.
Anonymous
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>>9679630 Good to know. Time to make a molotov launcher.
Anonymous
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>>9679156 You are now aware of the fact that this thread is being monitored by at least four different alphabet soup organizations which report to the US Government.
Enjoy your 'freedom', citizen.
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Okay, I feel that most of /k/ including myself is rather impatient.
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Anonymous
>>9681025 you must.
pie crust.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681061 Pie crust? You want me to start baking some pies? I'm not a better cook than Alton Brown.
Anonymous
>>9681025 Full series please
Anonymous
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>>9681070 oh don't mind that last bit. I'm just hungry.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681077 Okay, 2/5 votes needed.
Going by popular demand to keep everyone happy.
/g/atorade !fQyGcHeJw.
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>>9681091 3/5
2 more votes and it all goes up.
Rotorhead
The whole series would be nice in one day.
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Anonymous
>>capable of guiding rocket
Rotorhead
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>>9681131 He clearly said guiding a rocket, as in aiming it.
>capable of guiding cheaply made hobby rockets The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681131 We're talking about the same sort of guidance as putting the rocket on a launch lug. The tube is in essence the launch rod.
Low tech for the average person.
Anonymous
Papulu !dCodef2d72
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>>9681118 Plox, I just woke up from a nap and I saw this thread.
And thanks Johnny, I have a old pressure switch from a broken dryer and was looking for something to use it for.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681157 5/5
So it is written, so it is done.
Gather up your circuit, an enclosure, and a Dremel or file.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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Start to rip apart your enclosure to make way for your circuit.
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Remove the guts of the enclosure.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681197 Let me guess, motion sensitive switch?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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Cut down all of the standoffs to allow your circuit to fit inside, unimpeded.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681202 Correct, an infinite number of uses for a later segment in the series.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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Cut away at the enclosure enough to let the socket be accessed from the outside.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681210 It is rather easy to make those. Cut a copper pipe section, cut a small section out of it and place tape on the two new edges. Glue to a base board and put a small circle of foil in the middle.
The biggest bitch of it is getting the sizing right.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681223 Again, I like to play the game "Let's make this do something is was never intended to do, ever". You'd be surprised the stuff you can make from Dollar Store pick ups.
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Find a proper sized drill bit to make the hole for the firing switch.>dat rifling
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681230 Oh I have fun with that game as well. I was just saying you could build something similar rather easily if you didn't have access to the original part.
Normal person's logic: This does what it is made for.
Engineer's logic: Tuna can, some steel wire, and a punch tool? I just made a stove.
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>>9681241 True.
Drill the hole for the firing switch on the opposite side as the plug.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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Assemble the circuit and tighten down the firing switch with provided nut.
Anonymous
>>9681241 oh i remember my childhood....
i gutted every RC car i got as a kid.... then made a franken RC... it was a a BERT and erny top on a monster truck lower.... i put it back together backwards so it went reverse when i pressed forward... but forgive me i was 5... now im an underaged B& making a folding skele-nugget with a 16 1/4" barrel. Its going to be my "ultimate backpack gun" for hikes inna woods.
so my idea was to weld a carabiner to it so it can clip onto any pack.... or i thought to weld metal ring/s to it and then just attach it to things that way.... any ideas?
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Reassemble the enclosure. Picture is the momentary firing switch. Red is beneficial, it tells users and passersby that this switch does something bad.
Anonymous
>>9681269 why sage a johnny thread?
the whole point is to make stuff from around the house not "HERR DUR LETS BUY THE PARTS"
you say : "hey son lets buy this parts kit for a wooden race car"
Johnny " hey son, we have some screws, bolts and wood laying abound wanna make a wooden race car?"
your kid: learns how to follow directions
Johnnys kid: learns how to think outside of the box
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681266 Umm, please tell me you got a bubba'ed nugget first?
If so, weld the carabiner to it on the stock or so.
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>>9681269 True, you could also just put a D sized rocket motor in a one inch iron pipe and ignite it using 1/4" hobby fuse.
Anonymous
>>9681282 its a barreled action, no worries bro im no bubba
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681281 Sad thing is that I have a kid.
More on that later.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681291 Thank you. Post some pics of it when it is done. Sounds like a cool idea.
>>9681293 Umm, okay. Lets continue this thread and then ask that question.
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Find a PVC pipe and cut it down to size. A rule of thumb is to make it at least 5" taller than your waistline. Then, take some hook-up wire and measure out about 1/3 the length of the pipe. I used Schedule 40 PVC from the broken Spud-Zooka.
GayTiger
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>>9681241 I had to stop playing that game when I burned down the shed
Anonymous
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First the codwiki last night then I wake up and the weekly garage hacks instalment is here!
Anonymous
>>9681197 I prefer mercury switches, made from old thermostats.
;)
Anonymous
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>>9681305 will do.... its inna mail as we speak
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Take the piece of hook-up that you just cut, strip both ends and crimp one end into the male piece of your plug.
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>>9681316 I've got quite a few of the type used in window break sensors from when I worked at an alarm company. One half mL of liquid Hg per switch.
Anonymous
>>9681331 Is that where you got that little brown bottle filled ?
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681331 Johnny worked at alarm company?
You get let go for making tiger pits and setting up fougasses?
Anonymous
GiRL should make threads like this, and since she knows more about guns than anyone else here she should have plenty of material to give
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Mount the fire box to where ever you feel fit on the tube. I mounted 1/3 the way from the "breech". This is where you can use one of a multitude of mounting systems. I used Duct Tape, but you could use PVC glue & primer, hose clamps, hot glue, anything that adheres the box to the outside of the tube without making holes into the tube. Screws and nails are a no go, they impede the flight of the rocket in the tube.
Anonymous
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>>9681344 DONT SAY HER NAME, IT SUMMONS HER!
LRiG! LRiG! LRiG!
lets hope that keeps her at bay
> what i imagine doing to her (/k/ is the beta male getting chewed out) The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681337 No, that was from an expedition with a few others that I knew. We harvested it all (15-20 mL) from thermometers and spill kits from a defunct chemical plant.
>>9681342 Something along those lines...
In reality, the place ran out of money and clients 2 months after I got hired and they closed.
GayTiger
>>9681320 Yeah well when my project cought fire it cought the paint thinner on fire too shed went up quick was grounded for a year after that. Ahh my long lost childhood
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681359 My dad was a firefighter at the time and told me to never play with fire... without a way of putting it out and as long as I was away from the back wall of the garage.
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Take the wire with the male plug and mount it in a fashion where there is enough play in the wire to plug and unplug it from the female socket. Zip ties are very useful for this. Then, take the opposite end and attach test clamps to the free end.
GayTiger
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>>9681363 Yeah funny thing is the fire extinguisher my dad kept in the shed was the only thing that survived. I paniced when I saw so much fire and ran out.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681373 Thank's Johnny. Here have the combined instructions.
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Anonymous
>>9681373 ....now about your kid
Anonymous
>>9681348 I fucking love spud guns.
I'm planning one made out of steel tube, using a fuel reservoir filled with ethanol, an old fuel injector and pump to deliver the ethanol to the combustion chamber and either a spark plug or a 500mw laser diode to ignite it.
It will fire golf balls and will be powered by my arduino board so I can fine tune the mixture.
I just need to work out how to vent old gas and allow more oxygen into then combustion chamber after each shot, and maybe, maybe make it semi auto with golf ball magazines.
Early planning stages atm, doing some mockups in solidworks this weekend.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681382 Johnny, I will be making a modified version of this to fire off all the old bottle rockets I have. Do you thing a section of copper pipe around two feet long and capped would be enough? These arn't large bottle rockets, the dollar for 30 pack ones.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681388 THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME! PICS PLEASE! And a tazer may be a better option for the ignition.
skele-nugget
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>>9681388 nugget-kid here,
i had an idea to launch soda cans filled with gas
essentially a molatov launcher.
have a 3" long steel pipe the width of the shell inlaid in concrete inside of the actual barrel.... is 1 shell enough to launch a can of soda?
Anonymous
>>9681396 I'll let you know how it goes and post updates on /k/, it's going to be my autumn/winter project.
>And a tazer may be a better option for the ignition. Unfortunately tazers are illegal in my country.
Anonymous
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>>9681373 I wish there were a way to make igniters like the model rockets use. Those are hard to find.
Anonymous
Project for you Johnny.....
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>>9681387 Way to put me on the spot...
The gist of it goes like this. After my wife and I separated, we would still see each other for drinks and the like when I visited my old haunts in Berlin. Once in a while, we would do the horizontal limbo after more than a few of those drinks. Well, after a long time back in the US I decided the time was prime to see some old friends while I had to go to a funeral. I got to her apartment and I noticed all of these child play toys around. I asked if she was babysitting or the like, and she brought me into the other room to see the child. I noticed he had slightly blonde hair and features of my wife. She turns to me and says that I'm a father. The last time I visited her was 11 months prior, and the child was nearing his 2nd month. I am still skeptical, but I guess I'm a father.
The horror.
>>9681389 Easily done.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681411 Ah, well the bigest bitch about that is the venting as you said. Maybe a air pump? Pump the air fuel mix into a chamber, load ball, shoot, ????, profit, sort of deal?
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>>9681416 Ever seen the series "The Secret Life of Machines"? I've made something similar to like that on before, using soda cans as ammunition.
Anonymous
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>>9681420 Gotta love shooting a load.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681417 Hmm, shit is crazy mang.
And thanks, I wanted a way to shoot these things off that would be /k/ approved.
skele-nugget
>>9681423 do you think pvc pipe could handle the pressure?
thats what my initial idea was for that shoulder fired molly launcher
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>>9681431 No. Even Schedule 80 would be inviting disaster when using gasoline or black powder. But, if using pneumatic power, an old leg off of a pair of denim blue jeans will stop most fragmentation in the event of an overpressure explosion.
>>9681427 No problem.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681431 Steel pipe man, when dealing with this type of shit you want to be sure that your materials can withstand the force. PVC shrapnel is a bitch.
Anonymous
>>9681423 I was thinking an interesting chemical reaction load that was self contained. Drop, package pierced, delayed chem reaction, launch. I think you know what I'm alluding to. :)
Anonymous
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>>9681420 Yea, I was thinking of a bolt action type slide on it. Problem then is sealing it so I don't singe all my hair off.
Anonymous
>>9681436 steel shrapnel is worse than pvc shrapnel though.. just sayin
Anonymous
>>9681435 >>9681436 followup question, can a shotgun blank launch said soda can? thats what im thinking of using for power
Papulu !dCodef2d72
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>>9681441 But the steel can hold up better to the force you are playing with.
ANY shrapnel is a bitch.
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>>9681438 Very much so.
>>9681441 But steel/cast iron has a much higher pressure threshold when compared to PVC. Less chance of sliced arteries with the steel when using pressures in excess of 100 PSI.
Anonymous
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>>9681445 lol yes. do that. just not with a glass bottle like in pic
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>>9681445 It depends. Most likely not, but with a bounding charge on top of the cap charge, you could be looking at 100+ meters range on a parabolic trajectory.
Anonymous
>>9681454 whats that? bounding charge?
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681445 You might need to play with different powder loads to find one that launches reliably.
Not much is worse than a live mortar round falling a few feet from the launch tube.
Anonymous
>>9681455 shotgun blank = detonator for larger charge
Think of it as a primer in a cartridge.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681455 Instead of just relying on the shotgun primer for "oomph", you add in a 20 or so grains of smokeless powder to give it extra "oomph".
skele-nugget
>>9681458 My plan was to use a chemically ignited molly system so it would need to break before igniting and i could load it and not worry about it
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>>9681461 >>9681462 ty, but the reason i was thinking shot shells was so i could reload faster.
> unclamp back plate > pull shell(s) out > load, and re clamp down but if i have to use powder seems a bit slower/meticulous
Anonymous
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>>9681467 >but if i have to use powder seems a bit slower/meticulous Take the shot and wad out and just pack it full of smokeless powder and recrimp the shell.
Anonymous
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>>9681467 attach powder charge to the shells ahead of time somehow then.
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>>9681467 Just a suggestion, but have you looked into 7.62x51 or 7.62x54R blanks? Much easier to reload, much more powerful than a simple shotgun primer, and much less complex to use.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681467 Buy the cheapest box of 12 gauge shells. Remove shot and wads from it. Boom you have your powder and igniter in one package.
skele-nugget
>>9681474 i have access to them, my friend has a nugget.
and i was thinking of just filling the entire shell with powder, a full 3in shell only powder, or am i just asking for a pipe bomb?
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>>9681476 I would suggest such a round as the kicker, but I don't see it giving the projectile as much range as Skele-Nug-Tor desires.
Anonymous
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>>9681479 that's... yeah.. I don't think you should do that.
Anonymous
Threads like these leave me with no doubt that /k/ could survive a red dawn situation.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
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>>9681479 That may be a pipe bomb.
Baby steps man, try it with a shell with half the powder load, then slowly build up.
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>>9681479 It's up to you, merely suggestion.
>load Nug with 5 rounds of blanks >affix custom bayonet discharge cup >hurl golf balls 150-200 meters OR
>load shotgun with full loads >affix custom discharge cup >hurl golf balls 200 meters >small chance of KB in modern shotgun The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681484 I doubt that I could anymore. Invasion means no more smokes. No smokes makes Johnny a sad and unmotivated cobra.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
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>>9681484 Living in CO, that makes me feel better.
>>9681481 Hmm, if that's the case, I would go with the rifle blanks. They used them to launch grenades before, why not now?
skele-nugget
>>9681479 was i unclear?
i wasnt just gunna use the primer of a shot gun shell?
by blank i just meant something without a shell
>>9681481 hmmm, might work.... im not looking to have this be a mortar shelling my local Rusky FOB
>>9681484 haha, i really want this to happen, in my naive 17 year old mind.
so heres my lineup for shit to do
1 Skele nugget( that folds)
2 Molly launcher
and if i still have hands
3 a bastard gun (semi auto of course)
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9681495 But they have smokes. And the only thing between you and smokes is that line of charging Chinks.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681500 Curl up into a ball in my living room smoking my last cigarette while hugging my father's hat and crying about the lack of proper public education.
Anonymous
>>9681495 We grow out own tobacco.
Or run special operating operations into enemy territory to steal smokes. We shall call it "Operation Craving".
Anonymous
>>9681500 Only one thing to do, Pap-wan Kenobi. You simply kill The Batman.
skele-nugget
>>9681498 my thoughts are a camming action that is gas operated.
the clip would look like this and the bolt would strip the round from the clips grasp... but it would have to have feeding ramps on the top and bottom of the bold
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>>9681502 >a group of 15-20 heavily armed men roll into town >kill every armed soul and those that give sideways glances >ride out on the horizon facing the setting sun with 400 cartons of cigarettes and 4 gallons of kerosene THIS MIGHT WORK.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681503 But I am the Batman, a AK toting, 1911 loading Batman.
>>9681501 Kahn Academy. Google it and spend your free time learning.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681506 Hmm, I remember the thread a while ago. People were saying it needed to be single stack. It looks like in theory you fixed it. But making it is always the bitch.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681509 >Khan Academy >free learning tools CHILDREN, GO HERE AND LEARN FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.
skele-nugget
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kinda like the hotchkiss
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>Part 3 of the series
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681514 Oh god, what have I unleashed?
JOHNNY WILL LEARN! WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WE MUST SURRENDER ALL OUR CIGS, HUNGARIAN HEAVY BALL, AND JEWISH GIRLS!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681516 The rocket launcher was supposed to be a three part series, but by popular demand it was all brought to one installment. There are the other 3 screen shots of other homemade goods floating around here.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681520 BRB, SS uniform tailoring.
Anonymous
>>9681513 >>9681513 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IM OUT OF DONETTES!
inb4 fatty
one of my largest hurdles is limited access to welding/shop tools...
also the skele nugget will have a saw-grip pistol grip
as seen here
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Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681525 Well at least our new overlord will look fly as fuck.
Anonymous
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>>9681525 I'm okay with this.
skele-nugget
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>>9681530 the name stays in the feild when i dont want it but not when i do....ghey
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681532 Not to mention BROKE AS FUCK.
>in a nice part of town in an unnamed state >Hugo Boss store >try on 3 piece suit >looks nice >lady asks if I would like to purchase it >how much for the garment, Miss? >$2000 plus tax and fitting fee >take off suit >walk outside >cry blood >light store on fire >burn down town >drink the pain away Too much for my tastes. Give me a pair of denim blue jeans and a Tee-Shirt. Throw in a hooded sweater and I'll be your friend.
Anonymous
>>9681467 Good ol' sulphuric acid mixture and kclo3 trick, eh? Think a rag would make a bit too much drag though, maybe an old shoe lace, coiled up in the depression on the bottom of the can with the bottom of another can(just enough sidewall to grip your shell, and with two or four slits cut down the side) sabot to keep it in place until it leave the barrel
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681542 A man of simple needs.
So whats next on this journey that is the basement machinist series?
Anonymous
>>9681543 actually there are many different ways to chem start fire... i read somewhere something like Chlorine tablets and gas will ignite...
Anonymous
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>>9681467 If you're looking for a small fire to ignite it why not some steel wool and a current?
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>>9681547 Glycerin and potassium permanganate.
>>9681546 I'm thinking a cross-bow or similar device that can project flaming bolts. Something made from a trip to the salvage yard. Or maybe even a trip-sensor.
skele-nugget
>>9681556 holy fucksticks
flaming arrows has my vote...
couldnt you do a spring-pully system instead of the regular ol' flexible wood/metal route?
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681556 ME GUSTA!
I think I will make a trip to my local dump in the afternoon.
Anonymous
>>9681543 I hurrped. For some reason my brain malfunctioned and combined the molotov idea with the soda can mortar someone was talking about earlier.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681516 I hath found the other screen shots of the series. Dump.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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hey guys can we archive this thread?
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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I'm voting for this thread at
chanarchive.org So I can use it later for awesome purposes
skele-nugget
>>9681563 well its kinda the same thing. Can housed molly's. and most bottles have the same diameter as cans
>>9681567 where can i find permanganate? i looked all over town for it and i couldnt find anything... i did end up finding the glycerin
Anonymous
>>9681556 I heared thats a good way to ignite thermite. Any clue as too what temperatures that reaction can produce?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681560 It is a thought, I haven't gotten past the brain image phase of planning yet.
>>9681562 Nice! I'm going to be scrapping for some cash sometime this week, so I might even be able to acquire the shit-gun.
>>9681567 Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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>>9681574 Some batteries have it. I think those big six volt ones.
You remove the individual cells and pop the tops off. There is supposed to be a shit load in them.
Again I think so.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681574 Survival kits or medical kits.
>>9681575 I have no clue.
>>9681579 And the last one.
skele-nugget
does anyone else here think in Auto CAD?
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681579 You mean, the loads will be tested?
I
AM
SO
FUCKING
READY
FOR
THAT
SHIT!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681590 Quite possibly. I have a gas stove, a basket ball hoop "borrowed" from the whiney bastard kids down the street, a 30 gallon bag of beer cans, and 2 lawn mower decks.
>>9681588 I usually envision my ideas in deep drunk sleep. They revolve, articulate, and disassemble in a haze of smoke.
Weird, but it works for me.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681603 Sweet. I want to see you post pics of a impaled durr with that spike.
skele-nugget
>>9681603 that xbow... the arrows would work best if they were covered in a very flammable pitch... or very thick sticky napalm. they are lit as the exit the xbow... maybe by a torch at the end... not sure... just thinking outloud
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681605 You might have to settle for impaled ash logs. The durr have been avoiding my place as of late. I've been doing some pest control. But, I'd like to make this gun the sort that I can cut to a legal length and retain the stock to make a sort of "carbine" length trolling gun. Just something to put holes in other shit with.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681613 I've got a can of roller bearing grease.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681616 Dude, I will settle for you shooting a goddamn paper bag with these loads.
I have been waiting all summer for this! I have been a good boy, I only trolled one person and he deserved it!
Please Johnny Claus, I will leave you cigs and nugget ammo.
skele-nugget
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681621 Stop showing us your lube.
I don't care if her nose was from here to Hanoi. I don't want to hear it!
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681625 Sounds fine to me, but again sorry to all for the delay. I feel bad looking at the archive and it's been 3 months.
But hopefully this will all be resolved in a fashionable way!
Anonymous
>>9681633 how do i trip? for future occurrences.
and whats with johnny and the jew jokes?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681633 YOU FUNNY MAN. I IMPALE YOU LAST.
skele-nugget
>>9681642 AND SO I DONT KEEP LOSING MY NAME
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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>>9681642 I made a joke a long time ago after he joked about his sex life. I said something like "Did you put on the SS uniform and find a jewish girl?" And then it went to something like him replying "Off to the gas chamber with this one"
And to trip, in the name field put # followed by anything, and it will trip.
Anonymous
>>9681373 I made a similar rocket launcher several years ago. It has a few additional features you might consider for your own:
-redundant safety switches. Because I can't even remember the last time anybody fired it sober. Plus throwing switches is fun.
-large diameter pipe to accommodate larger stabilizers.
-rockets use fore and aft stabilizers to center them inside the launch tube.
-breach retention pin. It's just a piece of welding rod with a loop on the end that drops through a set of small holes drilled in the back end of the launch tube. Helps keep the rocket in the tube while aiming at steeper angles.
Cheers!
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681653 If you post without the name at all it will remove it. It does that for the trip as well.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681656 Very nice! I plan on making a sheet metal retaining strap in the next day or so.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9681657 amidointitright?
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
And the thread is archived.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9681663 thats gross how easy it is to do that shit....
and how huge of a fuss people make it.
Anonymous
>>9681671 /k/ is a fine place to trip as 99% of tripfriends here are bros.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9681675 Except that Red Dawn guy, He's an asshole
>am not Quiet you green texty bastard you
skele-nugget
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>>9681678 because i guess they want to refer people to the archive instead of the pics they copied... they want them all to themselves
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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>>9681678 Because the thread has a lot of other cool info in it.
C'mon you know you're proud to have it archived.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681679 Eh, I think he's a pretty cool guy. Eh does....whatever it is that he does and doesn't afraid of much.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9681685 Thanks
As to the archival of the thread, I wanted it for reference later since I am so tired right now I won't be able to read everything and remember it but there is some great information here.
Anonymous
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>>9681675 and that other percent just wants to assume you're a poorfag, can't get shit done, doesn't know shit must be a retart (yes retart), your shit is shittier than mine, I'm better than you, holier than thou, trollan, etc. etc.
and thus the circle of life continues.
(and yeah, I really do wish we could all get along. but that ain't gonna happen.)
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681694 And of course, I spout my last name on the internet.
But yes, quite a successful thread!
skele-nugget
ill try to post my progress on the nugget,
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681710 Take your time, it is needed with works of mechanical mastery.
skele-nugget
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>>9681715 im prolly gunna fuck it up. My first project...
well, 2nd, my first was a metal forge.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681710 Hell yah man. Skele-nugget is a pretty cool guy.
Eh builds camping nuggets and doesn't afraid of anything.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
You know, I've been having another idea lately as well.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9681736 Model and Make for .22lr and .22wmr capability?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681733 Pap-Wan Kenobi is a pretty cool guy as well. Eh cuts down trees and doesn't afraid of PCP enriched bears.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681736 Single shot?
Make a camping gun out of it.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681740 As far as I could tell, it had no name. It was either defaced or that worn. Next time I go, I'll snap a picture.
skele-nugget
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>>9681733 haha.
oh crap, what have i done...
>>9681736 hmmm.... more details. single shot, bolt action, lever... etc... sounds like it could be cool
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681742 Single shot, with dust cover on the action.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9681744 Don't hesitate, talk him down then buy it.
Please tell me its not this, if it is I will kill you for it
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
Anonymous
>>9681736 so compact and light it's like you're wearing nothing at all...
nothing at all...
nothing at all...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681751 It looks nearly similar to that, but no extra barrel or .410 barrel.
skele-nugget
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>>9681751 this, i would kill for that
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9681757 So it might be an M6 without the .410
Wow... Get it!
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9681753 Stupid Sexy Flanders
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681752 >dat Stihl chainsaw. Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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>>9681765 Good enough for the Wehrmacht good enough for me.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681764 >>9681760 Okay, but let's think things out. Work starts in a few days (YAY, SAND PITS!) and I have a few purchases that need to be prioritized.
In no order:
>new car (Invicta is nearing scrap stage) >.22 rifle >shit-gun >40 or 60 rounder G3 magazine (multiples welded together) >daily pack or three of smokes >groceries The first check is at most $125 plus whatever I get from scrapping.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681773 Sounds good. I can wait for the shotgun loads.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681777 Any suggestions on how to go about prioritizing these items?
Anonymous
so how retarded are these ideas:
survival sub 2000
and
10 inch m1 carbine
my friend thinks he can hunt deer with the sub 2000... "i can injure it, then track the blood to it and finish it off"
i said "you need to get within 100 yards to even try and hit that deer with a .40 and even if you did hit it it wouldnt be a killing blow or even enough to injure it enough to track" am i right?
>>9681773 think about the car (because ya gotta think b4 u buy)
buy the .22
>>9681780 calm down buddy, take another sip of miller...
smokes
mags
nugget
food
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681780 Car
Groceries
If the guy can sit on the .22 wait a little on that.
shit gun.
G3 mags
Smokes.
Just so you have something to work to.
skele-nugget
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>>9681784 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEHw9lInIfg still new to name fagging...
also, this link is pretty related
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9681780 >.22 rifle >Groceries >Smokes >screw everything else >>9681784 I'm going to tell you a short story that is real and is no bullshit.
>Deer hunting in 99 with father >His rifle fails as case sticks in it >He grabs Marlin 81ts >Shoots deer in the head at 90 yards with hollow point .22lr >Deer dies instantly Here is that very rifle pictured with a Cottontail I shot last year. This gun takes down everything.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
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>>9681784 I'd tell your friend that he is retarded as fuck.
If he does that then he is either the reborn Sargent York or a moron that doesn't understand his firearm.
Rifle or larger caliber pistol carbine. .357 mag or larger.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681792 >>9681785 >>9681784 I will keep these in mind. Thank you all.
Pap-wan Kenobi !dCodef2d72
>>9681796 Thanks for the awesome thread Johnny, I need sleep now so night. Have a pic of me doing something stupid.
skele-nugget
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>>9681801 i seriously need to stop forgetting this...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9681799 I shall return the favor!
Anonymous
>>9681805 Johnny, which experiment of yours caused this?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9681910 The old "We managed to shove a toilet in there" trick.
Same spot, 23 hours prior.
