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!!6bag1sWZ4fb No.9764690 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
IIT: closest you have come to needing to use your ccw to defend yourself, or if you actually have

>enter a liquor store
>extremely drunk guy arguing with old lady behind counter
>he goes and grabs more alcohol that apparently he cant pay for
>I ask if she needs help
>she tells me she wants him out of the store and that she has had problems with him before
>he comes back to the counter and starts yelling at the lady that she will give him the alsohol
>i say very calmly that he had better stop it or else
>being a few inches bigger than him he sizes me up
>I tell him its time to go and tense up with a mean look on my face ready for the shit to go down
>he walks past me on his way out tipping over and breaking a few bottles
>chase the guy a few feet out of the store tackle the fuck punch him in his kidney a few times and sit on him until police arrive
>cops arrive have a good laugh
>find out he has a few warrants out for him
>cops don't even care that I pretty much assaulted him