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General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 05:56:00 No. 9821726 Report Quoted By:
So they want us to laugh ourselves to death?
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In the words of Three Six Mafia:
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>Iran >Navy that can get any farther than through the Suez Canal
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>we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders >powerful presence
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The Atlantic Command alone dwarfs the entire Iranian navy by a fucking huge margin. The Atlantic Ocean is a different beast from the relatively sheltered Persian Gulf in terms of conditions as well. Are they asking their fleet to sink?
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Might as well just let the coast guard handle this.
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>no ballistic missile defenses on any of Irans ships. >entire fleet sinks >US navy never even leaves port
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Don't forget our attack subs. We don't even need to have actual warships present to counter theirs.
RalphKlein !!cqx/+4Q5GSC
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i think john has an appropriate reaction for this
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>>9821751 Coast Guard reserves we have a job for you
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>"Like the arrogant powers that are present near our marine borders, we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders," >we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders >powerful presence >Iran
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>>9821751 All coast guard cutters can mount Harpoon box launchers in addition to anti-sub equipment.
But regardless
>Iranian navy >None of their vessels have any kind of anti-air systems other than a 76mm deck gun, a 40mm gun and 2 20mms >Powerful FFS, Switzerland could sink their entire navy.
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Yeah, please come to the North Atlantic. It'll be a pleasure cruise.
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I can't hardly wait. They need to hurry up.
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>>9821795 Fucking this.
The Atlantic Ocean is a whole new ballgame in terms of weather conditions.
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>Speaking at a ceremony marking the 31st anniversary of the start of the 1980-1988 war with Iraq
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>>9821789 Wait, their latest Frigate is going to mount 4 SM-1s..
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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I want to see the NYPD thrash the INF.
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>>9821812 That would be pure gold.
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>>9821795 >>9821814 >implying their plot isn't to get all their ships sunk, then blame America and try to start a war, even though anyone with a brain will see through it instantly >implying Iran isn't stupid enough to actually try this Anonymous
>>9821816 >It not aimed at normal Americans, it's aimed at our leaders who do things that border on legality. You do NOT understand what that phrase came from.
The reason they shout that is because the Iranian high clergy considers the US way of life as the great seducer. It's secular ways are completely antagonistic to the Islamic path of ruling. The US way of consumerism and the idea of ruling without the guidance of God is abhorrent to their rulers (again, the clergy). The reason why the US is called The Great Satan is because the US way of life is "seducing" Muslims away from the true path of Islam.
Politics is part of the hate, just not of the origin of that phrase.
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/k/ needs to form a neckbeard navy to combat this threat
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
>>9821824 >>9821812 >>9821810 >>9821789 Oh god, I'm laughing my ass off here.
If they do come, anyone wanna hop on my 30 footer and watch the fireworks? Maybe we can even pop off a few rounds in their general direction.
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>>9821832 >trying to start a war by getting their ships sunk by the weather >lose more ships before the battle even begins Anonymous
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retoric, iran's navy is notorisly small and out of date, it mostly focuses on small fast attack craft with limited range, fine for its defensive strategy but force projection LOL
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
>>9821852 NE fag here
I have a boat too, say we start a navy for the lulz.
Here's our flag.
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In other news, the entire Iranian Navy surrendered to a single US coast guard cutter.
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Sure, threaten the one military resource of ours that isn't tied up in a foreign war. Go Ahead.
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New game plan for Iran:>Iranian Navy anchors in the Gulf off the coast of Texas >Mexican Cartel sub gets attacked by Iran >Cartels declare war on Iran >Iran invades Mexico >Iranian and Mexican off-springs from war rape occur >10 years after war is over >Half durka, half frito banditos mowing lawns across the U.S. sporting shemaghs stuffed behind their turbans instead of old t-shirts stuffed behind cowboy hats >2021 jerbs still being taken by brown people >Taco Bell now serving Hummus
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OH GOD YESSS WE SHOULD EGG THEM ON SO THEY RAGE AND DEPLOY THEIR FORCES,
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>>9821869 dat flag man! Fucking GLORIOUS!! OUR FLEET SHALL SHINE WITH THE MUZZLES OF 9001 GLISTENING NUGGETS!!
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9821869 Unt we will call ourselfs...
Der /k/riegsmarine
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>iranian navy gets lost >comes to Canadian waters >our shitty navy sinks them >entire world laughs
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>>9821810 >Mothball fleet That gives me an idea. Let's dust off the Iowas one last time. I wonder how long it takes to convert them from museum to fighting condition.
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Are there any Iranian nationalists sites we can troll to encourage them to do it?
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nothing will come of this. they're just idle threats.
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>>9821894 I'm so trying tacos topped with hummus now
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9821901 Our flagships...
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>NATO freaks out over a bunch of rowboats drifting towards US coast
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>>9821934 Aww man, but wouldn't it be great if it did happen?
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>>9821910 I decree that all water's within the general direction of the USA is /k/ owned and operated and those who dare trespass, shall be willingly engaging in hostile actions towards the glorious /k/.
>terms and conditions may vary Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
Hey, does anyone know where that tripfag "Learn about Iran and Iranian and culture" went? I thought he said that Iran was peaceful and loved the West.
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>>9821921 How many iowas do we even have left? Mighty Mo and the Wisconsin? Is the jersey still around even?
Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2
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>>9821956 Iowa is in the Mothball fleet with a busted turret
New Jersey is a museum in Camden, NJ
Missouri is a museum at Pearl Harbor
Wisconsin is somewhere (Not sure)
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>>9821921 New Jersey dosnt seem in such bad condition, new engines and paint and yer ready to go.
Just saw her in Camden right by Philly the other week.
Hellova lot of old cruisers and shit there too.
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
>>9821956 All 4. Plus all 3 South Carolinas iirc.
Basically, we could sink the Iranian battle fleet with World War II era rifled guns at ranges of <20 miles and still kill every ship out there with ammo to spare and no casualties taken.
Good game, Iran.
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I could see fox news broadcasting it as a 1 hour special sponsored by the US navy and covered in realtime with catchy background music taken from the command and conquer generals soundtrack with a score count of how much ammo was expended.
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>>9821971 I saw her last summer, sad that part of the Great White Fleet is close by and is ready to fall apart, and nothing is being done about it. The only thing wrong with New Jersey is that her wooden deck is falling apart.
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Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
>>9821970 Wisconsin is at Norfolk Roads, Virginia, awfully close to the Newport News dockyards where supercarriers are still made. When I was aboard back in 2006 they wouldn't let you below decks because she was to be kept at a readiness level of being able to deploy within 48 hours of the call.
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>>9821975 "okay guys, this here is a live fire exercise. Points will be given according to accuracy. Look lively"
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9821956 Its in Camden, NJ as a display ship.
Her 16"guns are still their, as proud as ever
The tomahawks are still there.
Shit could fuck up the ME like it did back when qaddafi started shit.
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just to troll them, we should pull these out of mothballs so we can shoot down the ones we sold them years ago
Anonymous
Iran couldn't win a game of battleship, much less a naval engagement.
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>Iowa class battleships >F-14 Tomcats >All in a battle against a vastly inferior force that will surely be a massacre
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Ooh, lets send out the one we made out of WTC steel, just for shits and giggles.
Anonymous
>>9821999 so her engines and weapons systems are ready for a fight still?
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
>>9822021 How much you want to bet that just because of this, Iran will be the bad guys of the upcoming Battleship movie?
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from newport news va, myself. just love hearing my hometown mentioned here. i grew up thinking every town had a shipyard
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Just for MASSIVE shit n' giggles, the Navy should bring out the Constitution and Constellation.
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>>9822033 We could see iif our new litoral shipps are worth the money.
>breaking news, viglantees out of raitan bay sink the Iranian navy with WW1 era rifles and homemade rocket luanchers. Anonymous
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>>9822053 Its aliens bruv.
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>>9822010 Fucking brilliant.
If I were president I'd executive order that shit. I'd tell the navy to strap IMAX cameras with high powered transmitters to those beasts and charge people a shit ton of money to go to an IMAX theatre to watch that shit go down live.
Self-funding combat in the form of pay per view battles. vote for me.
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>>9822057 Oh god. Strap a couple of missile systems to the deck and just send it out under full sail.
Have the crew dress in period-correct garb and just straight up charge the enemy line.
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
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>>9822055 I so jelly. I grew up by the St. Lawrence-Lake Ontario canal, the biggest ships I ever saw were Laker bulk carriers.
>>9822052 Last I checked, yes.
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>>9822091 >>9822091 >Strapping missiles to a 19th century warship Either the greatest or worst idea I've heard this week.
Anonymous
Oh god, Whats next?
S.A.Texas/k/ommando !!8b+SHeJEXaN
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Am I the only one sitting here thinking we could send a handfull of squadrons of A-10's and some escort fighters,and completely wipe out Iran's "fleet" just for teh lulz?!
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>9822121 I second a polish invasion of russia
Katyn: reloaded
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I bet their screaming at each other in Iran now
Tychus Findlay !SaByiV/hbA
>>9822057 OH GOD I CAN SEE IT NOW
> ADMIRAL HURKDURKA! We have two American ships approaching from the front. >They appear to be 1700 era warships >THOSE AMERICAN SEEK TO MOCK ME?!!? THE GREAT ADMIRAL HURKDURKA FUCKER OF 5 YEAR OLDS AND SHEEP?!?!?!? >Ready the main 5' guns > DOZENS OF TOMCATS COME FUCKING SCREAMING OVER THE USS CONSTITUTION AS IT FIRES A SALVO INTO THE IRANIAN FLEET. >USS IOWA Fires a full broadside into the Iranian flagship >navy enlistment ratings go through the fucking roof. Anonymous
I'm amused by how either side in the Iran-Iraq war could possibly be proud of what happened.>Iraq has 10:1 superiority in everything and can barely make a dent in Iran >Iran throws children at minefields >both sides claim to be awesome
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>>9821985 My uncle was actually the curator of that museum, and her name is the Olympia. There's talk of making her into a reef, since the museum is losing money on it... Shame, she's the last of the Great White Fleet. How 'bout we use Olympia as well?
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>>9822139 You're making the mistake of thinking logic comes into play here.
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>>9822138 Hell, just sail the two ships around their fleet in full trollface mode. If they decide to fire on 200 year old ships, I'm pretty sure that's an act of war that puts us in the right.
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>>9822155 >sinking a White Fleet boat for an artificial reef Why the fuck do you Pennsylvanians suck so much?
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Okay how about this:
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>>9822180 Hey, I don't live there, i'm a floridiot. I would buy it and turn it into a luxury yacht... with cannons. The officers quarters are still in beautiful condition.
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>>9822138 ...I can't lie, I got a boner from imagining that
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>>9822196 The 9 ships are then placed with destroying the most ships in the allotted time limit. A winner is declared afterwords and gets a Destroyer named after her.
Thoughts?
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
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>>9822139 Iraq's not proud anymore. After they got their shit punched through their stomachs in the Gulf War basically any talk of the Iranian military being good disappeared.
Tychus Findlay !SaByiV/hbA
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>>9822175 It would be even better if we got that stealth boat that the navy was giving away. Loaded it up with /k/ommandos and opened up salvo after salvo of nugget fire at the ships
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God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9822138 >Meanwhile the men of the /K/regsmarine sit abord the Air /k/raft /k/arrier with glorious Tula Arsenal Moist Nuggets dot on the deck cheering as F-14s and the USS Colombia send the Iranians to Alah Gentlemen.
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>>9822053 I'm waiting for the new edition of the boardgame.
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>>9822209 thought of iranians getting super butt mad at their fleet being used as target practice for a TV special for a korean girl band
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>>9822196 I don't believe that woman is an officer of any legitimate navy.
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>"Like the arrogant powers that are present near our marine borders, we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders," the head of the Navy, Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari said, according to the official IRNA news agency. >implying the coast guard wouldnt fuck their shit up
Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
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We could probably top them with the USS Minnesota
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We fuck 'em up civil war style
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>>9821975 If there is one event in history that I would want covered in Color and HD it would be the Battle between the Hood and Bismarck. Please reenact this battle.
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>>9822232 She can command my sub any day.
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They should bring out the Hellcat's and Corsair's for even more shits and giggles.
Nikita Shoeschev !!+/Skb0spng8
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I say we just arrange a live fire NATO drill involving all Atlantic fleets on their coordinates. Can you imagine the curbstomp?
MilSurpDude !nIOHPohoKI
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>Iranian fleet starts sailing >Get the fucking Texas back into service >Sink entire durka fleet with multiple broadsides of ten 14" cannons
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The Arizona could fuck them up
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ALLRIGHT YOU EAST COAST FUC/K/ERS
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>>9822232 that would increase butt devastation of the iranians threefold
"Akmed The Americans sent old ships commanded by Korean girls at our mighty fleet and they celebrated their victory at the USS Sooyoung, the whole world is laughing at our loss"
"did you show the videos of our soldiers marching?"
"yes, but there still laughing at us!"
Fork !FM4KAR0Vx.
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Iran's sailors are too busy playing grabass.
Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
>>9822287 Would be an honor to help her do it, Sir!
Packing my Pappy's old navy trunk right now.
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I fucking lost it at
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>>9822228 This thread needs to be archived
Anonymous
They have ONE submarine? Oh god the lols when we surface one right in the middle of their fleet.
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I really want to see a mural of all the ideas posted here destroying the iranian expeditionary force at the same time.
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
>>9822287 I can imagine standing on the bridge blaring this throughout the ship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RgNYJn0I0
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Blood for the blood god!
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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For ultimate historical hipster irony!
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2/4 archive votes
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>blueballs, blueballs everywhere when they sail and nothing happens
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>>9822328 Don't even need an LA class. All we need is a single old diesel hunter-killer, with a renegade captain.
Someone with no regard for the rules
Someone who can think like a pirate
Someone with a tattoo on their dick!
S.A.Texas/k/ommando !!8b+SHeJEXaN
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>>9822310 Seconded. I'm dying of laughter while reading this thread.
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Anon here who was in Naval Officer training till I got injured. Gonna throw throw my P30 and some PT uniforms into my sea bag. To which vessel shall I report?
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
>>9822287 Glorious southern pride of the USS.North /k/arolina
>Go to Hawaii >Dig up USS Arizona >Repair and rearm it like a motherfucker >New glorious weapon for the American people to flex our navy's might >The ship that stood ready 70 years ago is given a new life to destroy for the nation once more >The men who did not get a chance to serve in glorious WWII and fight for freedom now may rest easy, their soils now in Valhalla. >?????? >Profit Anonymous
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anon here from /b/ saw this thread on chanarchive, thought i'd vote cause you guys are awesome
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
>>9822372 Report to the /k/arrier. You shall be our captain.
Anonymous
>>9822412 /k/aptain, you mean.
Anonymous
>>9822383 >their soils now in Valhalla. I'm pretty sure Valhalla has enough soil.
Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
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>>9822334 Hooyah!
Although with you and i aboard i think they will be playing some like, "in the navy"
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Fuck you Iran. Fuck you so hard.
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We COULD rearm all the Battleships with 14 - 16 inch Metal Storm Cannons
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"SKIPPER, A IRANIAN FLEET IS APPROACHING US AT FULL SPEED, SHALL I SOUND GENERAL QUARTERS?"
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9822424 Who's God here?
Yea, that's what I thought.
/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV
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>recreate WW2 style fleet >armed with old carriers and Battleships >hellcats and duantlesses roar over iranian pussy fleet >recreat epic sea battle
Anonymous
Hey guys. Heard you're doing some navel exercises. Mind if I join?
Anonymous
Wouldn't you rather some REAL navy music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw I'm sure there's nothing more Iran would hate than to be sunk by a bunch of flaming homosexuals
Anonymous
>>9822470 Oh dear god, I now have an image of an entire crew standing on the deck waggling their dicks at the Iranian fleet.
Anonymous
>>9822466 Hell, that would be overkill, lets use pic related instead.
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>>9822155 That... was the most depressing statement in this entire thread.
Kindof just want to go to sleep now and not read anything below.
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>>9822491 Hey, don't understimate their speedboats, WW2 leftovers and Soviet hand-me-downs.
But just setting up in front of them in Jutland-style line of battle. . .now THAT would be cool.
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>>9822467 Ah, the CGC Eagle. /k/ related only because she used to be a Nazi ship. Pic related, it's her when she was called "SSS Horst Wessel"
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>the head of the Navy, Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari >Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari >Habibollah Sayyari >Habibollah
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Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>9822091 >>9822138 I about shit myself laughing.
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GUYS, GUYS
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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This from the people that bring you the CarCopter from Mullah
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>>9821953 He was a propaganda agent and the government executed him because he did such a shit job
Blackadder !hDddafoU.A
Modern ships being disgraced by outdated machines? LOOK'S LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO!
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>>9822614 Ah! What do I do!?!?!?!?
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Breaking News
Richard D. Fox !FA4M.sV4es
>>9822287 Michigan close enough? I can make it to Wilmington in three days' drive... two, if I push it and am just caffeine-fueled...
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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How about post modern technology going against an antique navy?
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>>9822669 Michiganfag reporting in. Where are you?
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Does anyone know what specifically they are sending?
Anonymous
The best thing would be if the Navy was all "meh, we can't be bothered. Coast Guard, take care of it."
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Pittsburgh reporting in:
Richard D. Fox !FA4M.sV4es
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Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
>>9822721 >west coast Ill excuse it since you must be laughing your ass off.
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>>9822715 Lets have a look at what they COULD send:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Current_Iranian_Navy_Vessels Looks like three Kilo-class SSKs and two 1,500 ton frigates they built themselves. . maybe some ~40 year old corvettes, too.
They actually have a fleet oiler. . .even though it'S one that was built before the revolution, they could probably stage a naval mission into the atlantic.
inb4 HURR wiki, citation needed etc.
Richard D. Fox !FA4M.sV4es
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>>9822759 Sweet. We'll drop by Ohio and kidnap Rags on the way down.
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>>9822010 There aren't any F-14's left that are mothballed. They all have been broken apart and any good looking spare parts were recycled to keep Iranians from getting spare parts..
;_;
reporter
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hey guys canada here, we got this. lol
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>>9822762 Oh shit. I guess my head was already over in Europe when I wrote that part. My bad.
Blackadder !hDddafoU.A
>>9822789 >They all have been broken apart and any good looking spare parts were recycled to keep Iranians from getting spare parts.. Great opportunity to give those Iranians those spare parts. They use old airframes as target drones right? How about a fleet of Kamikaze Tomcats?
Better than rotting away in a desert, eh?
Richard D. Fox !FA4M.sV4es
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>>9822828 No, they've been put through grinders. Except for the few in museums and the few at the Aircraft Survivability Laboratory that're permanently grounded to be shot to hell and analyzed, as opposed to shot to hell and allowed to crash in the Gulf of Mexico.
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west coast reporting in
Miranda Sandwich !0aobmBlAS2
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU
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>>9822931 CAPTCHA STOLE MAH FACE
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>>9822929 I wish we would take their skittles so fucking hard...
Anonymous
So the plan is to use various decommissioned warships and /k/ommandoes armed with nuggets, helming pleasure craft. If it were pretty much anyone other than Iran, I think this would be doomed to instant failure... As it is, I think we have maybe a fifty-fifty chance of victory.
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>>9823076 Well it shouldn't be a curb stomp, then we look like the bullies.
Anonymous
Great Persian Nation will crush MURRIKAN INFIDEL!!!
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>>9823091 And promptly be crushed themselves by LOL WEATHER.
Watch Iran send this shit out in the middle of winter. North Atlantic storms, lol.
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Chill guys, we got this
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Those dune coons really want to get their asses kicked, don't they?
Anonymous
OP is a troll, the YAHOO AUSTRALIA (lol) article says nothing about the East Coast of America.
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I think it's time that we give the guy who said that the dreaded Rear Admiral
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>>9823650 >TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran raised the prospect on Tuesday of sending military ships close to the United States' Atlantic coast >atlantic coast=east coast HURR DURR
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>>9823665 Fucking stupid ignorant nimrod moron, obviously the article is ASSUMING just like you are. The quote reads
>"Like the arrogant powers that are present near our marine borders, we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders," the head of the Navy, Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari said, according to the official IRNA news agency. Anonymous
>>9823665 >>9823665 >>9823665 >>9823665 >>9823665 >American marine borders =/= east coast HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>9823675 Fuck you buddy I'm OP and I am going to hop a plane to Tehran and become a freedom fighter like my /k/ brothers who have flown to Libya
Anonymous
Guys I just read a Yahoo New Zealand article that says the sheep are going to declare war on the Abbos. Got my bug out bag and my dune buggy here in Queensland. Anyone else ready for this shit?
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Ahmadinejad truly is one psychotic nationalist dictator.
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>>9823685 I have family to defend in Queensland, I'll fly right over and join your convoy
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> we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders
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The iranian fleet will never make it to the atlantic. a flotilla of speedboats full of somali pirates will be waiting to take them hostage.
Anonymous
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No. 9823818 Report This is why I love you guys. No homo.
Anonymous
>>9823818 We love you too. PLENTY of homo.
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No. 9823838 Report >>9823826 Slip me a roofie when i'm not looking.
GayTiger !!KD+NewRU47l
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So iran is seriously thinking they are a threat? A bottle rocket could sink their fleet
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9823838 >implying we already didn't General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:24:00 No. 9823868 Report >>9823849 Well it's not working.
Fuck it, just give me some fentanyl, and I'll be good to go.
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Just woke up, fuck this is funny. What are you doing Iran.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9823868 I'll give you a handful of my back pills. That will do the trick.
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:28:00 No. 9823880 Report Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
did somebody say anal rape?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9823880 3 grams of Oxycodone incoming....
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:32:00 No. 9823891 Report >>9823886 I never said anal rape.
I says dry anal rape.
GODDAMNIT PAY ATTENTION.
Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
>>9823891 im hard for you.
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:33:00 No. 9823894 Report >>9823887 WOOHOO! NEXT STOP PLEASURETOWN, POPULATION: DEADPOOL!
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:35:00 No. 9823897 Report >>9823893 I'm hard for me too.
Eire !LmMvNRSiQI
>>9823897 Go ahead, Sir.
Stick it in my pooper. If i say stop it means harder.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9823894 Welcome to a typical Friday night at my place. I got bumped up from 325 mg to 500 after re-injuring my back at work. 3 pills in the morning, 3 pills at night.
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No. 9823908 Report >>9823900 Fucking up your back is one of the worst pains ever.
I know I pinched a nerve once at work and couldn't move without extreme pain. IT HURT TO FUCKING BREATHE.
Anonymous
>Turkey said it would host a NATO >look up nato countries, a lot of former warsaw pact countries are now NATO countries
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d
General Deadpool is drinking heavily !!kBsp4Ukt12d Wed 28 Sep 2011 12:39:00 No. 9823911 Report >>9823899 DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9823908 Yes it does suck.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9823910 You are very not-smart.
Anonymous
Clearly arrogance, ingorance and stupidity is the American way. Don't underestimate your enemies. Iran is quite advanced with ballistic missiles and if you really think (you don't think much though, you just believe) Iran navy is incapable of damaging American soil then you are pretty wrong.
Anonymous
>>9823991 Iran spends about 2.6% of its $863 billion GDP on military stuff. The US can expect to top $1 trillion in military spending this year even though it only budgeted around $700 billion.
Iran isn't even a player as far as the US is concerned.
Anonymous
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>>9823991 >Iran is quite advanced stopped reading right there
Anonymous
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>>9823991 No. You're the one who's ignorant, or blinded by your anti-US hate.
USS Enterprise (CVN-65)
USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69)
USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71)
USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75)
USS George H.W. Bush (CVN-77)
5 Ticonderogas, 24 Burkes, 8 Ampib Assaults, 7 SSNs, all those in Norfolk alone.
8 Aegis ships in Mayport.
Still havent count the Naval air stations and sub bases on the East Coast.
Don't see any Iranian ships capable of launching your so called ballistic missiles.
And lots of the USN Aegis ships have BMD capability now btw.
Anonymous
>>9824016 Nuclear ballistic missiles take all the budget differences to zero. Your Republicans have been shouting for years that Iran is about to produce its own nuclear weapons. I guess they would have managed that so far. You keep dreaming. You'll be surprised when such nations start standing against your system.
Anonymous
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>>9824044 None of their lololol ships are over 2000 tons. What makes you think these boats can carry ballistic missiles?
Lets suppose they can launch a few missiles at best.
Aint gonna do shit.
a diabolo mitto in nomine domini
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>>9824044 >Nuclear ballistic missiles take all the budget differences to zero......... You'll be surprised when such nations start standing against your system. Having a few nuclear weapons means all of jack shit, unless you can eliminate your enemy's entire military in a decisive strike or hare deep reserves for a nuclear long war, then you will have only succeeded in calling down the wrath of the rapegod upon yourselves.
Anonymous
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>>9824044 They don't have a nuclear arsenal yet, and the aim is to keep it that way because it's really the imam/s who are pulling Ahmads strings and are willing to fuck shit up for nothing (doesn't help NK already has their own, few and possibly not very sophisticated but still poses a real threat especially for the south/Japan other nearby countries).
Right now they're mostly talk, and personally I would like it to remain that way.
Anonymous
>>9823991 >implying the US wouldn't glass Iran if they fired ballistic missiles at US soil >implying Iran wants to commit suicide Anonymous
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>>9824083 >Implying they don't wish to commit suicide >stledo judgement It's upon us.
Anonymous
So speaking simply from the logistical side of things, where and how are the Iranians gonna get enough fuel and supplies for the trip?
Anonymous
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>>9824131 I assume they would take a very long trip around the continent of Africa, and from there they would perhaps past on their own fuel and supplies through to Syria, through the Mediterranean and through the very narrow channel between Spain and Morocco out to the Atlantic. (just a guess)
But no doubt that leaves them open to sabotage from Israel cutting off their ships indefinitely forcing a retreat OR they plan to give them enough to last for a few months at a time and relay fleets OR they just plain send them in as a 'pre-emptive strike' and kill them all for the sake of an invisible sky wizard
Anonymous
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>Iran having a ''biggest balls'' contest with the US
Anonymous
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if Iran deployed any weapons of mass destruction or mass casualty weapons i have little doubt that the their nation would be ash and glass in in a few fucking minutes.
Anonymous
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>>9822155 wow dude. do you have some blueprints of this beauty?
also you should ask your city for more money because of tourism and shit.
Anonymous
>inb4 the citizens of the US as retarded as they are now decide to list Iran as amurika's biggest foe.
Anonymous
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>>9824165 i will lol my arse off when some zionazis will send own flotilia vs iranian ships and start buttmad whining after that in US tv.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9823991 >>9823991 name a ship in the Iranian fleet that can mount, let alone launch any ballistic missile or for that matter has any land attack missiles.
God !!DzU89ISF6fD
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>>9823991 >Show up in fun thread >Make it stupid with naive comment Anonymous
>>9824204 What surface ships in the US Navy are capable of firing ballistic missiles?
Anonymous
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>>9824131 They have an old oiler bought from the UK back in the 70's
That's it though.
Anonymous
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>>9824131 >They Realize half way across the Atlantic that they don;t have enough fuel to return >Entire Iranian Navy defects and seeks asylum in the United States Anonymous
>>9824215 The only ballistic missiles that the USN uses are on Ohio-class submarines so your question is moot. The point was he said that those ships would be used to deliver a ballistic missile - when not a single ship in the Iranian navy has the tonnage to do it and the Kilo class subs are incapable of it entirely.
From a pure tonnage and size view though, the Burke and Ticonderoga class could launch ballistic missiles.
Anonymous
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This is Best Korea tier of trolling, maybe even Castro tier.
Anonymous
>>9824222 Do you really need tonnage to fire missiles? I thought terrorists could use unconverted container vessels
Anonymous
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>>9824246 Firing from land and firing from sea are completely different things.
You don't have to worry about the ground moving and rolling and what you're going to do with the container after you fired off your shitty klubb.
Anonymous
>>9824246 >I thought terrorists could use unconverted container vessels do you really think that container vessels are small and light weight?
Anonymous
>ctrl f >international waters >0 hits
Anonymous
>>9824259 >thinks that the article is about Iran attacking the US the reason why we're all laughing is they think they can get their decrepit barely green water navy any distance into the atlantic to begin with
Anonymous
>>9824265 This.
Remember, the Iranian Navy's greatest accomplishment so far has been going through the Suez Canal and limping into port in Syria.
Anonymous
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>>9824256 Container ships drive by my house all the time.
Anonymous
>>9824277 What about the battle of Salamis?
Anonymous
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Anonymous
lol yeah, bunch of ships that make Captain Jack Sparrow's first ship look like a battleship in comparison.
Anonymous
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>>9824549 dammit forgot the ref #
reply to
>>9824284 Anonymous
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>>9824259 >oh /k/, you so singleminded. in international waters you can do wtf you want. So can US. Guess whose got the bigger dick for cockslapping with?
Anonymous
>>9824175 >>9824174 EEZ =/= territorial waters
Iran can put warships in our EEZ, they just can't dig for oil there
Anonymous
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>>9821839 >The US way of consumerism and the idea of ruling without the guidance of God This is debatable.
Anonymous
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>>9824578 Isn't there a memorandum on offshore drilling in the US?
Anonymous
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this thread is making my dick hard
Anonymous
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>U.S. faces when they have to turn around and go home because their dumbass group of stupid boats can't even get that far
Anonymous
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>>9822052 Yep, I was there last summer, took the tour. It's one impressive ship.
They should reactivate the Alabama, but keep the museum. 20% combat effectiveness? that'll do.
Anonymous
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Somebody needs to resurrect William Tecumseh Sherman and make him Fleet Admiral for the day
Anonymous
Of course Iran has no ability to project naval power to such an extent.
Anonymous
>>9824793 >Short of nuking Iran to the stone age, it is impossible for any country to attack and defeat Iran on their own 'turf'. lol
Anonymous
>>9824800 You think otherwise?
The US is already spread thin in Iraq and Afghanistan. You think it could attack and take on Iran as well? Pretty naive.
Anonymous
>Nowhere have Iran said they will deploy navy assets near USA >Iranian Admiral is talking about Naval cooperation with Venezuela. >Fat neckbeards of /k/ only reads OPs BS subject and start beating their man tits. >/k/ once again shows they are lacking in reading comprehension, critical thinking and independent state of mind.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>9824858 In short:
Another typical day on /k/. /k/ids these days...
Anonymous
>>9824849 While the troops being spread thin is a big concern, I think an even bigger one is the economic one.
Wars cost a fuckton of money and the US of A is in a receccion and already involved in Iraq and Afganistan.
I think you won't really be alble to afford a war against Iran, even if there are enough troops.
Anonymous
Please, please, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE let this happen.
Anonymous
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>>9824901 I'm the anon you quoted.
I agree. I should have specified that the US is spread thin both militarily and financially - these two are intertwined.
Anonymous
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>>9824901 This + distraction on Korean peninsula (by Best Korea which somehow seems to be immune to the effects of starvation, economic collapse and poor infrastructure) Could potentially make things harder.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Iran deploys 'navy' off US coast >Air Force deploys a few A-10's >GAU-8 now credited with obliterating the entire navy of a mudslime country
Anonymous
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>>9824978 SON OF A BITCH, ACHMED! WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS ALLAH DID THEY DO? OH GOD WE ARE ALL ON FIRE!
Anonymous
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100 bucks says they come over here drop a shitload of mines and leave
Anonymous
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>>9824858 >>"Like the arrogant powers that are present near our marine borders, we will also have a powerful presence close to American marine borders," the head of the Navy, Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari said, according to the official IRNA news agency. Can't you read?
Anonymous
>>9824849 >Spread thin in Iraq and Afghan >Spread thin in Iraq >Iraq >Now It doesn't take long to destroy a nation, Iran is not special, just another shitty country that thinks it is going to take on the US. You obviously don't know what is going on though so I'll cut you some slack.
Anonymous
>>9825034 I do wonder why people think we can't just annihilate another country off the face of the planet. US Army might be stretched thin at holding ground, but sure as heck it could raze and destroy a lot of countries even now.
Anonymous
Antopathos
>in what would be a major escalation of tensions between the long-standing adversaries.
Anonymous
Yeah, piss off every the NATO navy... Real smart.
Anonymous
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>>9825077 >NATO >Having US back Nope
Anonymous
>>9825046 You know just "destroying" another country might be relativly quick, but it's still expensive as fuck.
And BTW the USA gains nothing by just destroying Irans forces and goverment.
If you're not going to occopy it like Iraq or Afganistan, all that is going to happen is that even more radical and anti-western forces will come to power.
Anonymous
>>9825065 Except we have the balls and the power to back it up.
What does Iran have?
Balls? Maybe.
Power? Lol.
Antopathos
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>>9825101 >balls >hearts and minds Pick one
Anonymous
>>9825098 No not really, 10 billion, 40 billion, it doesn't mean much to us. Two months at most, destroy their entire infrastructure, watch them return to the middle ages.
Anonymous
>>9825118 I think you havn't thought this throut at all.
America is in a big fucking recession and Iran is will not be beaten as easily as e.g. Afganistan. So a war like this will cost the USA a lot of money that you don't have at the moment.
Also your exit stategy of "bombing everything to the middle ages" is fucking stupid. If you just fuck up all the infrastructure and then piss of, you do not only look like assholes to the rest of the world, but you will leave behind a country that will be a breeding ground for all kinds of fanatical anti-western powers.
And mind you Iran has a lot of oil, that all western nations need.
Anonymous
>>9825034 >>9825046 >>9825118 FACT:
If the US attacks Iran it is going to get raped.
Show me one (just ONE) article or military analysis from a credible source that supports otherwise.
Only Bolton and some idiots here on /k/ would ever think otherwise. I know /k/ loves US patriot circlejerks, but let's be serious.
Unlike Iraq and Afghanistan, Iran has over a million strong regulars and tens of thousands of them are fanatics.
Iran is also a mountainous country (Iraq is flatter than Keira Knightley) which makes ground operations much more difficult and expensive.
Another thing is that Iran has major military assets in Syria and Palestine (see Hezbollah and Hamas) with tens of thousands of Katyusha rockets. If they get the green light from Iran they can turn Jerusalem into fucking Somalia in a few days.
These are just a few of the reasons why the US can't and won't fuck with Iran.
Anonymous
>>9825147 >America is in a big fucking recession and Iran is will not be beaten as easily as e.g. Afganistan. It is not expensive to destroy countries, get over it.
>So a war like this will cost the USA a lot of money that you don't have at the moment. No
>Also your exit stategy of "bombing everything to the middle ages" is fucking stupid. Invade, destroy them, offer them a democracy.
If they don't make anything out of it, then so be it, wait for the next time that they are stupid enough to piss us of, repeat process.
> If you just fuck up all the infrastructure and then piss of, you do not only look like assholes to the rest of the world, but you will leave behind a country that will be a breeding ground for all kinds of fanatical anti-western powers. The world us hated us ever since the beginning of time. Another 9/11 won't happen we are more responsible. Nothing changes.
>And mind you Iran has a lot of oil, that all western nations need. We don't trade oil with Iran, if anything a new government my actually be interested in giving us oil.
Case closed.
Anonymous
>>9825118 >>9825118 Iraq and Afghanistan have cost the US more than a Trillion.
10 Trillion seems a more realistic number for a balls-out attack, invasion, and occupation of Iran.
I say invasion and occupation because Iran is not the kind of country that will get attacked or bomb and bend over to get it up the ass. You will either not attack at all, or you will attack, invade and occupy the country to make sure they have absolutely no capacity to retaliate.
Anonymous
>>9825169 What a load of shitty random arguments. None of these things you say carry any value in the real world.
Anonymous
>>9825183 Well it certainly is better than suggesting that Iran is a threat to our military.
Anonymous
Not a bad idea if you wanted to launch an EMP strike against the US. Start routinely running military ships off the US coast as a form of perpetual protesting. US gets used to it. Eventually load up a couple of ships with some EMP nukes. US gets frisky on your nuclear program, launch pre-emptive EMP strike. Your ships would be sunk really quick, but you'd already have really fucked up the US.
Anonymous
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>>9825175 Our debt has little to do with the wars more to do with housing market collapse and the bail outs.
Damn all the suddenly all the anti-US butthurt troll are out.
Anonymous
>>9825160 Oh god, not this stupid bullshit again.
During the gulf war, Saddam had the 4th largest army/military in the world by numbers. American came in and crushed them like ants in just a few weeks. In state vs state warfare, America is unbeatable.
Anonymous
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Nothing's going to happen, Iran is attention-whoring again.
Anonymous
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>>9825175 We're talking about CONVENTIONAL warfare here. It's completely different. Besides, the trillion took over the span of a decade.
Anonymous
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>>9825190 Nice, the soviet union couldn't do it, but now so retarded third world country that thinks it is important can do it.
Missile lunched at our cost, patriot missile intercept. Iran gets completely destroyed 10 minutes later. We get to watch awesome films of modern day nukes destroying some shitty country.
Anonymous
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>>9825190 >he thinks EMP would actually effect the US in any serious way Laughingsluts.jpg
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>>9825175 They already have no capacity to retaliate. It's the same argument as US vs. China. You can hurr durr about manpower and fanaticism all you like but at the end of the day the US has the ordnance and the naval superiority to make number unimportant in any sort of conventional war.
Anonymous
>>9825187 "There is no greater disaster
than underestimating your enemy.
Underestimating your enemy
means losing your greatest assets.
When equal forces meet in battle,
victory will go to the one
that enters with the greatest sorrow."
You should look into the Tao Te Ching.
Anonymous
>>9825194 >During the gulf war, Saddam had the 4th largest army/military in the world by numbers. No he did not. That's a myth.
# The Iraqi army was poorly trained. They actually used tanks as artillery, and they abandoned them in the battlefield every time they suffered damage because they had no spare parts or the necessary "know-how" to repair them.
# Iraq has just ended a catastrophic 10 year war with Iran - the Iran-Iraq war had devastated the morale of the Iraqi troops.
I could go on, but you are a faggot and you will dismiss any and all factual and logical arguments I present, so I won't bother with you anymore.
tl;dr
Cry some more faggot.
Anonymous
>>9825175 We won't be occupying any countries for a long time.
However, if Iran shits the bed and does something incredibly stupid...don't rule out a simple cruise-missile rainstorm. There's absolutely nothing Iran could do to prevent us from wrecking every two-story building in Tehran.
Anonymous
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For some reason, I keep seeing this as the /k/ navy>giant 1800 era warship >260 gun compliment >all replaced >with mosin nagants >each gun hole is now filled with stacked and stacked mosin nagants >hooked to an electronic/mechanical firing and loading sequence
Anonymous
>>9825230 He, Mr. Miyagi, aren't you underestimating the US?
Anonymous
>>9825246 I never implied such a thing. It's just not a very smart move to label them as simply another third world islamo-fascist state because you don't know what they could possibly have hiding deep underground ready for use, Ahmadinejad is a raving lunatic and sky wizards know what shady deals he's made.
Better to consider every possibility than regret it and pay in blood in the future. These aren't the typical insurgents you're accustomed to hearing about through the media.
Anonymous
>>9825220 >invade Iran >MOUNTAINS! MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE!!! You want to know what will happen to your tanks if you ever invade Iran with them?
Here's what happened to a Turkish armored column:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZinCtPGFKIg It'll pretty much the same thing only 100x worse for you.
The Iranians won't even bother to use those T-54s.
Anonymous
>>9825258 The only actual threat the Iranian army poses is to Israel. And Israel will be just fine. To many dead Muslims and ruined relics and holy ground if it gets nuked.
Everyone knows what happens when you sneak cunts into the US and blow our shit up, now. The Al Qaeda leadership said that after 9/11 they never thought the US would take things as far as we did. We seriously wrecked their shit forever.
And NOW, we realize that full-on occupation is not the way to go with these backward fucks. You're assessing the Iranian threat in the light of Afghanistan and Iraq. We wouldn't make the mistake of retaliating to an attack on our soil with another implementation of shoddy Arab 'democracy'. We'd just bomb their nuts off, kill the leadership and go the fuck home.
Anonymous
>>9825237 There is also absolutely nothing you can to to prevent Iran from literally wiping out Israel.
That's why you ought to respect Iran as much as Iran respects you.
Anonymous
>>9825273 Wow, you're either trolling or seriously delusional.
Anonymous
>>9825288 >There is also absolutely nothing you can to to prevent Iran from literally wiping out Israel. And how would they go about this? Give me their plan of attack.
Anonymous
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>>9825258 No Iran isn't special, Ahme isn't any more crazy than Saddam or any of the other retards that run the middle east. They do something stupid like lunch a missile at us, the missile will get intercepted and in return they will get nuked.
There is nothing that separates Iran from the other shitty Islamic countries other than being shia-t. They aren't USSR reincarnate, just some retarded as country.
Anonymous
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>>9825273 The US wouldnt even have to invade, they would just park three or for carrier groups off the shore of Iran. A few days of constant sorties and cruise missiles and Iran would squeal like a stuck pig.
Anonymous
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>>9825273 Iran has fuckloads of mountains, but most of their agricultural and political centers are on the plateaus and valleys in between the mountainous regions. Just like everywhere else except crazy-ass Afghanistan.
Anonymous
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>>9825175 >Occupying a nation that directly threats your homeland You destroy it and leave it for the vultures.
Anonymous
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but-but-but-they'd sink our carrier groups with....lol...with their totally awesome Nav---ahahahaha.....hahha...oh fuck. Ah hell I couldn't even finish that with a straight face.
Anonymous
>>9825282 >>9825282 >The Al Qaeda leadership said that after 9/11 they never thought the US would take things as far as we did. We seriously wrecked their shit forever. When did they say that? WHO said it? Care to post a quote?
Al Qaeda had no presence in Iraq (apart from ansar al islam: some isolated elements of al qaeda sympathizers that co-operated with PKK). By invading Iraq and dissolving the government, the army, and the police you allowed al qaeda to enter Iraq and gave them power and influence that they couldn't even dream of.
You didn't wreck their shit. Quite opposite. You did them a great service.
Al qaeda also had very weak presence in Afghanistan and their relationship with the Taliban was one of suspicion, distrust, and uncertainty. By invading Afghanistan you essentially forced them to join forces.
In short, in both cases the US actually strengthened the position of al qaeda in two countries that had at best cordial relations with them and had never co-operated with them.
WELL DONE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Anonymous
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>>9825289 >>9825289 Really faggot? Is that the best you can do?
Anonymous
>>9825317 how exactly is Al Qaeda stronger than before 9/11? How is the Taliban stronger than before 9/11?
Anonymous
>>9825317 You aren't seriously saying that Al Qaeda has the same or better resources and capabilities than prior to 9/11, are you? Iraq had very little to do with it, other than drawing in a lot of silly young fucks for us to kill. Afghanistan played a huge part, though, especially now that we've taken off the gloves and started operating in Pakistan.
Around the world, we've raped the top leadership of AQ repeatedly. Who's the new leader again? Where is he? Who's his 2nd-in-command? When's the last time America soil was attacked?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9825293 >>9825293 They have missiles that can reach Israel.
Also read my post here:
>>9825160 >>9825160 Hezbollah and Hamas will go batshit insane with their Katyushas and wreck Israels shit. FYI that's is the assessment of a senior CIA analyst.
Anonymous
>>9825334 If they could have 'wrecked Israel's shit',they would have done it already. They constantly claim that Israel should be pushed into the sea. If they have the ability to do it at any time, then why havent they done it yet?
Anonymous
>>9825334 And they'll kill a lot of Muslims and wreck a lot of the holy land. Israel has lots of both. And Israel will retaliate as it usually does--with an over-reactionary big black dildo up Iran's ass. Namely, probably, nukes.
Israel has a missile defense system, too, just so ya know. It's not that great, but it's something.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrow_(missile) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/18/AR2009091801787.html http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/29/iron-dome-scores-political-hits/?page=all http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/israel-deploys-iron-dome-missile-defense-system-for-fi rst-time-1.352100
Anonymous
>>9825317 >When did they say that? WHO said it? Care to post a quote? http://www.wtop.com/?nid=&sid=1943289 take it as you wil. who knows how trustworthy this guy is.
Anonymous
>>9825326 >>9825326 >>9825332 >>9825332 WTF do you mean "stronger"? In terms of membership they are much stronger today than they were in 2001.
The leader has always been Ayman al-Zawahiri and his mentor was Sayyid Qutb.
Osama was just a honorary member because he was a major financier. Osama was just a fucking hipster with money that saw al qaeda as an organization persuing a noble cause so he started purring money on them and they gave him a platinum club card.
Anonymous
>>9825348 >>9825348 >If they could have 'wrecked Israel's shit',they would have done it already. Actually it's the other way around. If the US and Israel could wreck Iran's shit they could have done it.
Iran has nothing to gain by attacking first.
Anonymous
>>9825379 In terms of stronger I mean how openly and often do they operate. And you don't know what you're fucking talking about with OBL and al-Zawahiri.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden#Militant_activity Read something, douchebag. al-Zawahiri isn't even that well-liked.
Anonymous
>>9825400 Ohhh...just wow...
Anonymous
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>>9825351 >And they'll kill a lot of Muslims and wreck a lot of the holy land. Like they give a shit. You really think that if Israel or the US attacks Iran Khamenei will sit on his chair and watch as they bomb Tehran, instead of making a fucking crater out of Jerusalem?
Also, I really doubt those defense systems Israel has can protect it from 20,000 Katyusha rockets from Palestine and Syria and dozens of missiles from Iran. This is not Star Wars and their defense systems are not a fucking force-field.
>>9825363 Seems shoddy at best. It's a good propaganda piece though.
Anonymous
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>>9825406 REALLY faggot?
Is THAT the best you can do?
Anonymous
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>>9825404 Oh shit!
Not wikipedia. Not the most trustworthy source on the fucking internetz.
I loved the part where you said Ayman al-Zawahiri is not well-liked. Are you under the impression these assholes vote as their leader the guy with the most 'likes' on his facebook page?
Fuck off.
Anonymous
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>>9825194 >During the gulf war, Saddam had the 4th largest army/military in the world by numbers. American came in and crushed them like ants in just a few weeks. Do people actually believe this?
I guess Saddam also had nuclear weapons that he could deploy in 45 minutes back in 2003.
Fucking Amerifats. Eating the shit their media and government feeds them since the 50's. You'll never learn faggots.
Anonymous
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This thread is priceless
Anonymous
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>>9825190 >iran >emp capabilities Anonymous
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>>9825231 it wasnt that their army sucked by default, it was that sadaam MADE them suck so that they couldnt roust him out of power in a coup. here are some examples
>putting barriers in front of aircraft hangars so that anti government turned pilots cant scramble >leaving command and control centers above ground so that republican guard troops could attack them with tanks and shit and so on
Anonymous
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>>9825317 >Attack lack of sources >fails to use any themself > probably really proud of his shouting down of amurricans Eurofags gonna fag, I guess.
