Anonymous
>be inawoods >dickin around >shooting our rifles >we crossed some fences yea yea yea >we were kinda chillin before we went home >this intrusive soccer mom struts from the road up to use about 2o yards in the woods >her: "what are you buys doing out here?!" >me: "excuse me? what are you doing out here?" >her: "well this is private property! are you allowed to be here?!" >me: "piss off, are you fucking serious right now?" >her: "excuse me sit but i may question anyone i see fit." >i stood up with my rifle still slung infront of me >me: "IS THAT FUCKIN SO?" >her: "im sorry sir i wont entrude again." >bitch walked so fast
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>>9826082 Soccer mom logic
>see man with gun >assume he must be planning to shoot children >go up to him and start bitching Anonymous
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i still have a story to write out on here if I get time, glad to see another thread, chanarchive has the first thread, but I don't think it has the 2nd, at least I archived that on my own computer
Anonymous
>>9826082 you should have raped her at gunpoint and jizzed in her eye
Anonymous
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>>9826108 You forgot:
>call police >smug satisfaction >get fined for wasting police resources/being a bitch Big Boss
>innawoods
Dan the Viking
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>I don't know anywhere to go innawoods >To my knowledge, it's all private property around here
breiðöx !!Kw5kO05gnN5
>>9826126 i live right on the edge.
i in a while im buying my own home and living inawoods.
>>9826119 >>9826108 yea i know. i really dont understand that logic.
if a man has a weapon. unless you are willing to do battle with him, do not approach him.
breiðöx !!Kw5kO05gnN5
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DAN go to like a real-estate company. or something. if its state owned than you can go fuck around. if its private hell see if its for sale man!
Anonymous
>>9826150 >if a man has a weapon. unless you are willing to do battle with him, do not approach him. Unless your intentions are something besides "be massive bitch/cunt"
Asshole !AI.AaaaaAY
>>9826164 I remember you saying you had some "inna city" stories before. Do any of them involve Russians?
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9826179 No, but I do have a particularly nasty one where I blinded a small time Mexican gangster with a highly saturated lye solution.
Anonymous
>go shooting inna nevada desert >me and friend decide to check out this old mine hes been wanting to look at for days >we inna mine >shiny shit in the walls errywhere >extremely loud pressure wave goes down mine >errywhere rumbling >we bail the fuck out >military testing ordnance way in the distance >we put on earplugs and watch for the next few hours
Anonymous
>>9826187 oooo that one sounds interesting
Asshole !AI.AaaaaAY
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>>9826187 While that sounds awesome, I don't imagine theres much more to that story. if there is, i'm always down for some good mexican blinding action.
Anonymous
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>>9826201 You got my hopes up, I was waiting for the part where your friend got raped by a gang of mutants... Maybe next time.
breiðöx !!Kw5kO05gnN5
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>>9826162 well yea. i would hope thats implied.
if she was just like
"hey you guys are being safe right?" it would have been chill. but she dident, i really wish she had tried something. i wouldent have shot her, but i really wanted to smack her shit.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9826205 Alright then, here's the story of possibly the scariest day of my life...
>When I was 17 I decided to start growing pot to pay for college >Find a partner to help take care of the plants and sell >We rent a grow house and I buy my first gun, an XDsc chambered in .40 S&W, to protect the grow house >Don't say a word to any possible buyers until I have a pound and a half cured and ready to sell >My partner doesn't do shit, I found/negotiated the rent for the grow house, bought the materials needed to grow, and even found several small Mexican gangs to sell in bulk to >Even though we're selling by the ounce, the profit margins are pretty low after we cover our overhead and split the remaining cash >I decide to start producing DMT on my own and selling it in bulk at greatly inflated prices, because it's impossible to find in Phoenix >I make several thousand dollars in a few weeks >Partner gets jealous that I'm not sharing the fruits of MY labor with his lazy ass >We fight about it, I tell him that I can run the whole damn operation on my own >A week goes by where I don't see/hear from him >One day he and some Mexican bust down the back door to the grow house while I'm making DMT >I have a glass full of lye and water, mostly lye >The Mexican has a Hi Point >Without thinking I splash the lye on the Mexican's face, draw my XDsc, and hold my ex partner at gunpoint for a few minutes while I sort everything out Shortly after that I liquidated all my drug related assets and started living on the level. I've only recently started growing again...
Anonymous
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>>9826032 >live in shitty mideast country with barely any woods >some woods near my city that i've only been to once when i was a kid >plan on going there again >2 days before planned hiking day i finish work and go to my car and see an xbox hueg smoke cloud, thing was enormous , looked like mushroom cloud >no more fucking woods , some kids from some village there didnt put out their campfire and now the whole fucking forest is gone . >fuck this gay earth noko
Brit fag here
noko
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>>9826252 Shit wrong place, Sorry /k/.
Anonymous
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>>9826243 >>When I was 17 I decided to start growing pot to pay for college Anonymous
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>>9826252 It worked wonderfully last time...
Anonymous
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>>9826252 That is the funniest image I've seen all day.
1NZSAS !!dZ5AdsEAQDJ
>innawoods, looking for pigs with a bro >Got my SKS, bro has his Mossberg >Walking along, not much in the way of pig sign, start to wonder if the trip is gonna be a bust >Spot some brass on the ground, go check it out since it's private property >5.56mm >See another one not far off >Walk towards it, see another one >And another >And another >And another >Get to about 20, then find a 30 round AR mag >25-ish cases later, another AR mag >More brass, two more AR mags >Trail of brass and mags is about 60-75m long >There's some blood near the third mag and some big prints, but they're hard to identify
Anonymous
>>9826276 >inb4 this thread turns to human hunting discussion like the last one Anonymous
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>innawoods >hear a noise >run outtawoods >play CoC
1NZSAS !!dZ5AdsEAQDJ
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>>9826292 Yeah, I'm not convinced it's anything like that. We did wonder if someone had their crops up there or something but we never found anything.
Anonymous
>live inna woods >the Great Dismal Swamp to be precise >wake up in the morning >cofee time >hear rustling >look outside door, have a screened porch >fucking Black Bear, adult, male. Just chilling eating my trash >he thought he found a free breakfast, I made him into it.
Anonymous
>>9826302 Is bear meat any good? What does it taste like?
Asshole !AI.AaaaaAY
>>9826243 Shouldve shot the greasemonkey with the hipoint. The lye fucked him up for sure, I know, i've seen fight club. I'm pretty much an expert.
Anonymous
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>>9826136 The fuck you talking about. Theres forest fucking everywhere.
Swamp bro
>>9826310 Oh its good, you just need to cook it correctly, pro tip, if its you first time preparing bear meat, try for a chili, or half bear half beef hamburgers to get used to it.
Its good meat, tasty in a, I suppose id put it "wild" way. I made the rest of him into jerky, still have a jar of it left. Its delish! I have tons of cooking tips for game and such, living out in the swamp is great. I save so much money on food its unreal. Squirrel/rabbit stew, grilled snake kebabs, bear chili, wild hog/pig burgers, venison steaks.
Anonymous
>>9826347 snake is so fucking tasty
Anonymous
>>9826367 got no friends, eh?
or go alone.
Anonymous
>>9826367 Obvious solution is obvious
>impregnate girlfriend >marry her >you're family now >go hunting >kill shit Anonymous
>>9826367 Tell him u r family by injection, Im sure it will work out for you
Swamp bro
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>>9826360 Awww yeah son!
Snake is fucking awesome. I have so many recipes man, What I like to do is, filet it down the middle, cut into chucks, lightly bread in crumbs mixed with seasoning, and pan fry in olive oil. A little horseradish sauce and BAM one awesome and tasty party treat for the game, or any party really.
Anonymous
>live inna rural Greece >house outside small village, nothing big nearby >hear weird animal cries and braking one night >take AKM and investigate >find brown bear and cubs about 1km from house under cliff face being attacked by pack of wolves >stop about 30m away, not really sure what to do >start taking shots at the wolves >two die and the rest run >unsure of mother bear's condition and intentions, take several shots to be safe >walk up to examine the scene >mother was already gravely wounded before I shot her, one dead cub is nearby >find live and unharmed cub snuggled up against the cliff face >take him home and feed him >name him Nikos and let him sleep in my garage
Anonymous
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>be mountain bikan in foothills of central cali >"welp about time to be turning back, ill just stop by this here bush and take a piss" >peeing by bush I notice something moving in a grove of mulefat trees about 20-25 feet away >"is that a bobcat? the ears look all wrong" >stands up and its the size of a german shepard >OHSHITOHSHIT OHSHIT iTS A MOUNTAIN LION >fumble madly trying to get cock back in shorts as I back away towards my bike and try to not fall over >cat gets spooked when I start moving back and runs off along the grove of tree then ducks into them about 30-40 yards away
Anonymous
>>9826411 When I visited Greece in 2008 I was told guns are very illegal to own there... is that not true?
Anonymous
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>>9826391 no close friends who go hunting.
>>9826396 >>9826398 Nah, I don't want a kid right now... and I like my testicles intact, thank you.
1NZSAS !!dZ5AdsEAQDJ
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>>9826411 Train it to follow you around and get a bear-sized chest rig made, I'd say a bear could carry a solid 35-40 AK mags, perfect for when SHTF
Anonymous
>>9826290 Bullshit I cant tell a good green text story but I dont have to make one up where there is grizzly bears in Michigan
Anonymous
>>9826427 Firearms are heavily restricted in the big cities, yes. Rural Greece is much different in that firearm ownership is traditional and local government do not interfere so long as they are used responsibly. Most men in the village nearby own rifles, many of them automatic. There are a lot of German, Italian and Soviet weapons left in the region.
I actually traded my AKM for a nice rowboat two months ago so I could teach my son how to fish. :)
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>Spanish Fork Canyon 2000 >Camping trip with friends, gets to be about 4am >Finally fall asleep, only one who's not with a sleeping bag mate, forever alone >Hear engine >Figure it's one of our cars >Truck speeds up and skids to a stop just before my bag >I sit up and two guys get out of the truck >They shout "This is our spot!" >Push aside bag to reveal M1 Carbine in my hands >Guys get back in car and start slowly backing up >Aim carbine at them and they speed off >No sleep for me that night while every one else goes back to sleep
Anonymous
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>>9826443 You rock Graeco dad
Anonymous
>>9826440 What? There are tons of grizzlies in Michigan, bro.
Anonymous
>>9826443 are you in the zagorahori? (i am so sorry for my spelling)
I love it round there, it's really beautiful. The whole of northern greece is full of awesome.
Anonymous
>>9826460 Quite a bit east of there, near the Bulgaria border.
Dead !zkraGArAss
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>>9826411 >>9826411 That's fucking awesome man.
Anonymous
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>>9826460 Also yes, it's very beautiful! I was born in Athens and raised in Canada, I just moved here about 10 years ago. I like it much better!
Anonymous
inna woods
Anonymous
>>9826446 bawww w/ happy end
here ya go, red
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9826492 How'd you know it was a Universal?
Thanks
Anonymous
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>>9826476 Not been there too much, most of my time spent in Mani, with a little up in Kastoria and Ioanina. Drove through the Bulgaria-Greece border once, giga jelly.
Anonymous
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>>9826458 No there is black bears no grizzly's. Michigan is far outside the grizzly's range which is farther west.
Anonymous
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>be Canadian >go camping with 12" 870 >nothing happens >go home and eat poutine
Anonymous
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>>9826164 inna desert threads also excepted.
Anonymous
>>9826481 Oh god, why do I see this in my head
>walk down >see fully armed swat team just milling around >"Hey" >"sup" >"what are you guys doing" >"Just, you know, gun stuff" >"Cool" >"What are you guys doing?" >"Oh, you know, just, police stuff" >"Oh" Anonymous
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Out shooting on friend's land, cops pull up and tell us one of our shots entered the side of a person's motorhome. We go out to the person's place, 1.1 miles away in a straight line. the round would had to have hit a still plate, ricocheted at a 75 degree angle, and flown over two hills and all the forest between the spots. The cops looked at the situation and said "we have no evidence to show it was these boys", and told us to "be careful" while chuckling. That must have been one magical bullet, also entered straight, didn't keyhole at the motorhome.
Anonymous
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>>9826509 Somewhat related...
>At home, notice unmarked cars and guys putting on vests outside. >freak out, hide my stash and shit >Go outside to get a better look >See "US Marshal" on their vests >Go up to one guy >"Are you guys here for my house?" >they laugh, one replies: "Na, we're just getting ready." >They get back in their vehicles and leave Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9826318 I didn't shoot either of them... But I did silence them.
Anonymous
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>>9826509 haha, that is basically how it went down.
But I feel it would have been a totally different situation if we hadn't been resetting targets when they arrived. Left all the guns up by the benches.
I'd imagine they would have been alot less cordial if we had been armed at that moment.
Anonymous
>decide to go shooting innawoods because PA public ranges blow (three round limit can kiss my ass) >dad packs up some of his guns and comes along >he breaks out his MAC-10 and starts doing mag dumps for shits and giggles >a half hour later a single PA State Police officer comes by >"We've heard reports of automatic fire coming from the area" >dad shows officer registered MAC-10 >"Get a suppressor for that thing", trooper leaves
Anonymous
>>9826411 Oho, a Greekfag? How are gun laws there?
Anonymous
>>9826554 Terrible if you live in a city, otherwise non-existent. Just act responsible and you can own anything you want.
Honestly our government is too poor to go around harassing farmers for owning illegal weapons.
Anonymous
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>>9826563 Are they illegal or just unenforced? What's the price of guns and ammo over there?
Anonymous
>>9826550 Ex Indiana county PA fag stuck in Ohio here, I miss the days of being able to sit on my back porch and shoot shit, I salute you sir.
OP
>>9826550 PAfuckyeah.jpg
>Shootan with Gramps' pre-ban autos, FAL, G3, AR, Romanian AKs innawoods, private property >neighbor calls cops >cops tell him to stop bitching, call our house and tell us to shoot further away so he stops bitching Also
>four years ago, be 17 and dont give a fuck >cousin wants to go check out abandoned house his buddy told him about >adventuretime.jpg >grab Walther PP and a couple mags in pockets because it's sketchy as fuck >go inna house >dried blood all over floor >heavy footsteps upstairs >beta out and sprint three miles back to house before looking back >put PP back in case, unload mags >never speak of this to anyone Anonymous
>>9826592 I live in Ohio and I do that all the time, you must be in the wrong place.
Anonymous
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>>9826626 Not OP btw, forgot to take my name off.
Anonymous
>>9826626 >>9826626 MOAR creepy building exploration
Anonymous
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>>9826592 hey! i'm in indiana right now. but i can't shoot. i live in town.
Anonymous
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>>9826628 Agreed, when I visit family in Coshocton, OH. That's all we do up there is play golf out in the fields/hills, have barbecues and shoot stuff.
Maybe gun stuff is unenforced out on OH farms tho, I don't know the laws there.
Anonymous
>>9826497 you've said it before in other threads
Anonymous
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
>>9826667 That was... two years ago...
Anonymous
>>9826700 no no...you posted about it recently... in a greentext story.
yelling at it for not being an issued one and it just sits there silently.
Anonymous
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>>9826652 You should have cleansed the earth of some eco-hippie scum.
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9826704 I semi-remember that... must have been drunk that night.
Anonymous
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>>9826639 That was probably my best one... We did check out an old barn once, and found a little trapdoor. That turned out to be a pot grow, which was pretty damn cool. After we called to see if anyone was down there we went in, had lamps and hydroponics shit everywhere. Cousin stole a couple plants cuz he was a total pothead and a few years older, I hadn't even smoked yet (sad, I know, take a wild guess if I was still a virgin or not at that point) so I didn't take any for myself.
>regrets breiðöx !!Kw5kO05gnN5
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>>9826443 um can you adopt me?
im only 20, but you can still take me hunting and fishing, ill shave and shit you can just pretend im 17?!?! yeaa? hahaha i want a fucking bear man..........
Anonymous
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>>9826652 Should have made freaky noises from the trees, claiming you were the Lord of Weed Gods and that they must pledge their allegiance to you.
>personal army of useless potheads >profit!! MOOBS( . )( . ) !!5gS2fLcXxz4
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>>9826626 yes, Pennsylvania can indeed be win, as long as you're
not in Philly.
>>9826639 >It be night >myself and 2 friends go to explore abandoned house we saw earlier innawoods from road. >hike to innawoods at night, cannot locate house. >despite house being straight back from road and us having maglights, we cannot find house. >hear load crack from direction we thought house was in >unload shotguns into darkness >out b4 police. >next day, house is innawods, mocking us. >10 years, still talk about disappearing house. Anonymous
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This thread needs to be archived. Please.
Anonymous
Why is mod deleting good innawoods posts?
Anonymous
>Live in ND >go ina... >oh shit this is ND and there are no woods
Anonymous
>>9827160 Because he's a noguns britfag who has no business being the moderator of a weapons board.
Anonymous
>>9827249 Maybe one day we'll get half decent mods for our beloved /k/
Anonymous
>>9827329 >LOOKING FOR MODERATOR IN BOARD OF WEAPON IS LIKE LOOKING FOR ARMY OF FRANCE. YOU FIND ONLY SADNESS IN PURSUE OF THIS QUESTION Anonymous
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>>9827160 go to their IRC channel and tell them to stop.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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/k/unt mods, my innawoods is gone!
Anonymous
>>9826082 You were on private property (I guess). You boast loudly about others respecting your rights, why not respect others? Being you were shooting off close enough for some women to worry and approach you about it, what do you think gives you the right to say you're above the law? Because you're shooting off a gun? Because you assumed she didn't, or wasn't willing to use one on you (an invader on her private property)? Dumbass hypocrits are the worst people in the world. Go shoot deeper in the woods next time, faggot. That way both of you would have been happy.
I'm an avid user of guns, a veteran and a long time member of the National Rifle Association, and it's faggots like you who give pussy ass Liberals ammo to "justify" taking all our guns away.
Stop making us decent people look bad with your faggotry.
Anonymous
mods killed this thread for no reason
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9828062 I go ina hills.
pic very related
Anonymous
>>9828060 >no reason >implying a noguns britfag needs a reason to ruin good threads He's compensating for something
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9828097 Being a hebrew of african decent?
Anonymous
>>9826082 >trespass on private property >Owner asks why you are on her land >threaten her with a gun Anonymous
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>>9828140 among other things
Anonymous
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>>9828050 >>9828207 Why'd it take this long for this to come up?
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>be 15 >on vacation with friend and his family in maine >go to lake one day, water is cold as fuck so we decide to walk down a trail we saw >find some weird pen one the side of the lake made from 2x4s and chicken wire >it was about 6x6 and 10feet tall >find boat on shore near pen >next day >find oars somewhere and decide to take boat out into lake >paddle around lake for a while, find a rope swing we jump off a couple times >other side of the lake there's a a ledge with a plastic lawn chair on it, view was awesome
Anonymous
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>>9826082 holee shit, people like you shouldn't own guns
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
tripping for the sake of identity
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
For the backstory.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
So one afternoon when we hung out, Brandon mentioned this abandoned farmsite that had a lot of rabbits and a couple buildings. So of course we decided we'd go a little later and hunt it out and see what we could find. It was supposively full of rabits every time he'd been there. The catch today was that there was a new guy in our normally 2man group, a cousin that Brandon wasn't very fond of and he thought was kindof an idiot. My opinion of him would be equally low by the end of the day though. He really was an idiot, his name was Travis. I tried to give him the benefit of a doubt, but this kid really was a dumb neckbeard and it didn't take long for me to realize it.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
Anyway, so later in the afternoon, we parked the truck at the end of the driveway to keep the element of surprise and sneak up the driveway as quietly as possible. It was probably a little over 1/8 mile to the actual abandoned farmsite. About half of it was corn taller than us, the other half was a thin driveway surrounded by trees on both sides. One side was the main grove, the other was a 10foot thick wall of trees, then more cornfield. It was late afternoon, not too far from sunset, so we had a spotlight with for nighttime if we stayed that late. After the end of the day I'd wish we'd left it home. This is where it all really begins. We walked up the thin driveway surrounded by trees on both sides and eventually broke off and checked out the woods together. There were a lot of details that we noticed as the day went that were not quite right about the place, but we didn't really put it all together until it turned into the hellish night trapped up on that farmsite.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
We went though the woods first, there were paths made already and plants that looked like they'd just been broken off because they were still bleeding water where it had snapped. We figured it was deer or something we'd scared up. As we went to the barn, we noticed claw marks all over the ladder to get upstairs and pretty much 0 cobwebs or signs of life other than those clawmarks on the ladder rungs. Actually, there were no rabbits or any life whatsoever on the place it seemed like, no birds, squirrels or anything, not even flies or spiders. We did think that was a little on the wierd side for and abandoned farm. There's not generally a lot going on at abandoned places, but this was on a different level.
Anonymous
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>random cross desecrating a forest
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
As time passed, it started to get dark. We had been shooting on and off at different pieces of junk laying around for most of the time we had been there, maybe two hours. We had two ruger 10/22's between the 3 of us and my 20ga 870 pump shotgun. Travis didn't have his own gun, so he used whatever we gave him at the time, usually a 22. As night set in, we grabbed the spotlight and kept exploring around the edges of the woods and behind the buildings. It took about 5 minutes and the spotlight was dead even though we didn't use it much, the battery must have been crap.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
We were about to call it a night when we heard something rustling in the woods past some shrubby trees. We kept hearing it so we shot into the area and it quit for a minute, then it came back again somewhere else but in the same general direction. Because of this noise, we stayed past dark because we figured it was kindof a fun excuse to keep going.
Anonymous
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>>9829274 >>9829268 >>9829264 OP here, please continue...
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
By now it was very dark, but it was a full moon so we could still see fairly well, but could see absolutely nothing in the woods, inside of the buildings, or anywhere inside the shadows. We kept hearing the thing running and moving through the woods with more and more frequency as time went on. It would go away for a few minutes, then we'd hear it on the other side of the clearing behind us. It was at this point we started to get freaked out. We kept hearing it change places every few minutes. Eventually we saw it jump out of the woods a foot or two and dart back in. We couldn't tell what it was, but it had a silverish glow in the moonlight. It was the size of a medium-large dog but quick as a cat. Now we knew this wasn't just us hearing things. This went on for a long time with us just standing there trying to figure out how to get out of this mess, we were all scared shitless for hours shooting into the shadows occasionally trying to hit it. And of course we didn't want to go down the thin driveway with trees on both sides of it. We were prepared to stay there all night keeping guard if we had to.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
A hour or so into the ordeal we started hearing it from two places at once, or from both sides too fast for it to be only one thing crunching around out there. We stood there and kindof backed off from the noises we were hearing because it's natural instinct to kindof back away, but we soon realized it was trying to push us into a thinner clearing and we were almost sure they meant to do that. From that point forward we just stayed in the center of the largest clearing no matter what we heard.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
Eventually (around midnight-1am) we decided we'd make a run for it down the driveway. We had just decided that the three of us wold be back to back to back in kindof a triangle formation covering all sides on our escape. Whatever these things were, they seemed damn fast and very unfriendly and unafraid of gunfire. We were 100% convinced that if we got close to the woods, they woould come after us though, so we were faced with a tough decision with the thin driveway being our only escape.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
We'd finally made the decision to abandon the spotlight, each take a gun and make our escape. Me and Travis had 22's, and Brandon had my 20ga at this point. Unfortunately Travis wouldn't abandon the dead spotlight, so he took it with him for some reason. He was clutching onto a dead spotlight more than his rifle and we couldn't convince him to set it down even though it had 0 charge. Finally we just decided he'd take it with him on the way down the driveway. We just wanted to get the hell out of there.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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We were just about to leave and then we heard the noises from both sides again, and within a few seconds, I saw one of them run across the clearing on the far side of the farmsite(marked on pic). That was not good news, it was scary enough that there might be two. Now we'd pretty much confirmed that there were at least 3. We made up our minds, went back to back and started down the driveway while we knew at least one was on the opposite side of the farm and ran the wrong way to intercept us on the driveway. So then we took off. We were kindof making a slow escape with Brandon and I facing the main section of woods, and Travis facing the field because we wanted to be the ones facing the most likely attack point since Travis was too scared to handle anything but a dead spotlight, and really couldn't have aimed and shot if he wanted to because of how he was clutching that light like it was his salvation.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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As we went along, we heard them running kindof along side us and we were really wondering if trying to escape had been a good idea or not. We were about half way down the driveway when one of them actually lunged at Brandon. He pretty much instantly fired the 20ga in surprise and the critter ran off, I'm sure just because the blast surprised him just as much. It was there and gone so fast that we still didn't know what it was exactly. But we were as scared as we'd ever been because the woods were maybe 6 feet on either side of us and those things were fast as hell. After a few terrifying minutes, we eventually made it to the vehicle threw our stuff in and rolled up the windows. We breathed a sigh of relief and tried to figure out what the hell just happened for a good while before starting the engine and heading back to his place.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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We actually decided to go back the same night after dropping of the dead spotlight wielding douche at his uncle's place. We took a car instead of the pickup, rolled up the windows and drove up the driveway. I actually saw one of them lunge towards my window quick and bolt back into the woods once while going up the driveway, and that was the last we saw of them with our eyes. We parked up next to the woods though and rolled down the window a crack so we could hear better. The damned thing was about 6 feet away from my passenger window a few times, but I could never see it in the dim light, but I could sure as hell hear it and so could Brandon. We tried to flash on the car's lights a couple times just to try catch one in the open, but we never had the right timing.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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A day later we brought the truck back up there and camped out in the back, we wanted to kill one of these things and figure out what it was. We thought maybe one of them was out there, but we never really could tell for sure if we were just paranoid and hearing things at that point.
Anonymous
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>>9826302 how did you gut and skin it? hang it from a rope or something?
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
I still have no idea what it was. We're in west central Minnesota, and our only ideas of what it could be are wolves or some kind of mountain lion out of the normal lion territory. The reason we thought mountain lions is just because they had such catlike speed, and supposively it's happened before.That place is probably about a half mile from a wildlife area which is where we think they may have come from, but who knows. In the end, I'll never know what that was, I'd love to find out.
Anonymous
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
I told you it was a long story, I kindof rushed and wrote it during the last hour or so of my workshift today.
Anonymous
>>9829357 Good story. The pack hunting sounds more like wolves to me.
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
>>9829370 It's probably the most likely thing, the really freaky thing is how they tried to slowly maneuver us into a smaller clearing where it was enclosed and there was no real escape. The idea of that just makes my stomach go to my throat. I think Brandon and I kindof noticed at about the same that they were slowly guiding us into a tighter area.
In the end, the full moon saved us because we could see 20-30 feet when we were in that clearing, but it also screwed us because we would have never stayed up there without a light source. I'm just glad that the moon was right to light up that driveway as much as it did on the way out.
Slavmeister !7q43O/hLmw
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Portland, OR, has some kick ass looking urban exploration sites, it sucks that the coolest looking one is fenced off with big ass "Do not enter" signs.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverxraven/517175610/ ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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>>9829396 oh and the clearing on the bottom of my pic under the green dot is where they were directing us into.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829396 That reminds me of this one abandoned property in Phoenix. There was a decaying house hidden by massive overgrowth. One of by closest friends and I broke in once, only to find ROOMS filled with childrens toys. As in, shelves lining the walls and toys covering the entire floor (several feet high). Also, the master bedroom still had clothes in the closet and jewelry in the bathroom, which my friend and I fought over. When we were about to leave we heard scratching at the window we had entered from. Not nearly as scary as your story, but the toys, clothes, jewelry, and scratching made the whole thing creepy as fuck.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829357 Pack hunting in it's most eloquent savagery.
Cozmolyne !!8jJB7n5v2/7
>>9829352 I know exactly what those things where. Same thing happened to me when I was hunting alone in Minnesota; I managed to shoot one. It darted out then back into the bushes around me 5 times and on the 6th time, it lunged at me then darted back into the bushes. I was fast enough to shoot it just as it went back into the bush; it made this piercing screeching noise. I went to where I shot it and I looked into the bushes and in the poor moonlight, all I saw was this black mass. I shined my light on it...
...THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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>>9829446 indeed, there could have easily been a different outcome that night if we'd left at the wrong time or gotten into the other clearing that was both much thinner and darker
the fact that we didn't scatter probably saved us, i'm pretty sure if one of us went running, it would have been a nasty end
Anonymous
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>Be innawoods >Go off old rail bed and find tent >OMG they could be right behind me >come back later with .25 acp >find months worth of empty cans, trash around camp >inside tent is clothes, and a framed picture wtf
ScaryStuff !jH9K.bwMeQ
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>>9829491 hehe you ass, I actually read all of that intently
kindof had to laugh out loud just now because you actually got me excited for a minute
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829431 I've had a similar experience within the past month.
As you all know by my Urban Exploration thread, I made a trek to Cincinnati to photograph the Milacron facility being demolished. Well, two weeks ago, I made a short weekend trip back to check it out once again. There is only 10% of the facility left, about 70,000 square feet of factory floor and office. This last trip was a bit odd from the beginning. We had scoped the place out an hour before going in, and the front doors were intact. When we came back, the front left door had been broken and was still crackling like it was broken seconds before. We stepped inside and were swarmed with mosquitoes living in the basement flood water but we heard something strange. It was a gurgling noise like the water pumps were still running, but the hoses were dry. We continued in through the lobby and around the corner to the factory floor. There is a stairway (well lit) to the right. We were about to go up to the 4th floor roof access, but the moment we stepped onto the first stair a wall collapsed on the opposite end of the property and we heard very slow footsteps across the landing directly above us. We skipped that idea and walked into the autoclaves. It was here that the gurgling noise originated, it was coming from the diesel tanks below but there was no machinery running in sight. We continued to the far end of the complex and were followed by loud noises originating from the stare well like someone was still on shift.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9829531 We kept criss-crossing the floor to escape the direct sight line of the stairs (300 feet of perfectly straight line from the doors). We made it to the furnace room and found the collapsed wall that had just fallen under it's own weight. We tried to walk the catwalks to the roof, but when we entered the oil sumps to climb the stairs the building directly across the drive from us had something fall. We were needless to say spooked at the moment and we decided to cross the yard. At this point it is blacker than black out and we almost fell into another diesel tank. As we are leaving, we hear a loud bang and all of the factory floor lights come on. 20 seconds later, an office on the other side of the yard 4 stories up lights up like a fucking Christmas Tree.
We ran out at this point. I don't know what it was about the experience, but I was rattled.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829531 Fuck that shit, I would've gotten the fuck out of there. I get paranoid relatively easily, especially in situations like that.
Anonymous
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>Be innawoods testing silencer with friend >Some guy walks by >Friend says lets kill him
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829551 It was the most freaked out I've been exploring in the city.
The woods are another tale.
Anonymous
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>>9829264 the corn makes it even creepier
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829551 Im with nerkle...
i get into my bug-the-fuck-out mode when shit like that starts to happen
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9829567 Factories are some creepy places.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829564 I remember when I was a lot younger I was wandering South Phoenix with my best friend late at night. We entered a condemned house because we thought it would be cool. When we found out it was a crack den, well, we freaked the fuck out. Since then I've always been reluctant to enter abandoned buildings alone or with a person I don't trust completely. And your situation would've had me out the building, down the road, in the airport, hijacking a plane to gtfo.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829567 I'll take point if you cover the rear.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829584 The worst part about the whole ordeal was I only had my M10 bayonet and camera equipment with me. If I was in my own state I would've taken the fucking HP and a cast iron pipe.
I only have one creepy woods experience, would you like to hear it (it is rather brief but still scares me).
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829589 for sure
>>9829597 shoot...
i got my own inna woods/inna city story...
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829597 The odds of me doing UE in Arizona are slim to none. The odds of me doing it in another state, in the fucking negative.
Yeah, I'm always up for stories.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829598 Okay, here goes.
As a very small child I would sometimes visit my grandparents to stay for a week so my parents could work. My grandparents lived in a very densely wooded area of the country, the kind that had never been cleared and you cannot walk through uninhibited. Their house was at the very very edge of these woods, and at night it would get blacker than closing your eyes. I would always like to sit on the back porch with my grandfather and hear him tell stories of the old days and of the war. One night we were out on the back stoop talking and smoking. We started to hear noises like kind that deer make when they walk in line through the woods. My grandfather had stopped talking and told me to listen. He had a .44 revolver that he kept under the kitchen table like my father did and always took it outside with him. At this point he has it leveled at the woods 20 feet infront of us. I was very scared at this time, and then the noise stops. He starts talking again and 10 minutes later the noise is directly infront of us, less than 30 feet away. We hear a loud stomping noise in unison with what seemed like 20 other animals and after that stopped there was a low huffing noise. My grandfather turns to me and says "They're back again, let us eat dinner." In the morning we found the carcass of an animal in the yard that had been mauled beyond recognition and partially eaten.
To this day, I never knew what that noise was.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829603 I do it in the Cincinnati area since I basically live there with how often I visit. It is a nice area, you should go sometime.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829637 Holy fuck, to hell with that shit. I like the woods, and I'm sure it was beautiful country, but I would have that place rigged up with flood lights, barbed wire, and landmines.
>>9829645 Hm, I'll definitely take that into consideration. If I ever do UE, it'll be here. And I'll have my little brother and my close friend who currently resides in Montana.
It's an abandoned horse track in bumfuck nowhere, at the I-10 and 303 in Goodyear, Arizona.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829598 i think i told this before but here it goes:
So my friend and i are headed to this concrete city that the military uses for spec ops training, door breaching, repelling down, roping down into, OPERATOR stuff, ya know.. the works. So we bike 10 miles into the woods and scope the place from a ridge, looks all clear... so we head into the area and on the way in we see a lot of animal droppings, coyote paw prints and some fresh Mountain lion prints, think nothing of it since it wasnt too fresh... we fuck around in this town and we get into this 5 story building, no lights and the inner staircase has no windows so its pitch black. Was a hot day but this staircase was particularly cold...there arent any rails keeping you from falling into elevator shaft so that was kinda un nerving... get to the top and all is good, we spot some warehouses about 500 yards away, head over there and find a huge ww2 era replica of californias beachhead that takes up 90% of the warehouse. Then we move to the back and i find 2 huge cammo netting bags 20'x20' and a box of clays. I took a stack of clays and was contemplating taking 5x5ft of the cammo netting but i had my BoB on me (without guns since i would get ass raped if caught in cali with guns on a "bike trail"/inna woods) and i didnt wanna add too much weight to my pack. On the way back i saw 2 Mt. Lion cubs and my friend and i shit bricks, we turned around and explore a little more since we assumed we were being stalked and we didnt wanna pass thru ambush. Found a fuck ton of kevlar shot to hell and back
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829679 >landmines 4 years later you couldn't walk in the woods because of those.
But, most abandoned houses are fun as well.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829690 (i plan on going back and getting the kevlar at the back that wouldnt have been shot as much) but we head back and see adult droppings of this lion and its the only way back... so we start our trek back and this HUGE mountain lion crosses our path and stares us down, then continues to cross. I pull out my 2 knives, hand one to my friend and we start walking with bikes on either side of us. The lion stalked us for 30 yards and i was particularly scared because i was the smallest. nothing bad happened but i feared for my life due to the fact that it could have killed me at any time and the only thing i could have done was stab it in the head if i was lucky
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829698 I hope those mystery predators got blown to motherfucking bits.
That house looks like it came out of a horror movie.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9829708 the top 2 knives are what i had at the time... black part is where my/my families name is so... no dox 4 u
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829718 They probably already are gone in the ground.
Care for some more serial killer house?
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829734 Yep, gimme more.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829741 Believe or don't believe, skeptics are the reason we keep exploring.
>>9829751 Incoming.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
>ScaryStuff
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9829773 I would burn that place to the ground...
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829779 animals are becoming less scared of humans and our presence. Sometimes shit cant be explained and sometimes the reason why it is scary is BECAUSE we dont have our guns that make us feel so safe, because we know deep. DEEP down, we are fucked if we ever have to go hand to hand with any animal whatever size it is.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829773 I'd eat out of this sink.
Anonymous
>>9829796 Daaamn, how old was this house and how long was it abandoned for? Toilet and tile in the bathroom and the sink look pretty damn dated. The rust from bowls or cups or whatever have eaten pretty damn far into that sink ad the ceiling looks to be more spider and cobweb than wood.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829795 Ever wonder why the human psyche is so blisteringly afraid of darkness? We would be hunted at night, so our brain runs on full-overdrive to make us alert to the danger lurking. Humans are instinctively afraid of a whole host of things, mostly due to experiences that occurred hundreds of thousands of years ago. Those who retained these traits survived, those who didn't became food for something else. We are all afraid of the unknown for a very good reason; we don't know what is friend or foe, the hunter or the hunted.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829807 We believe it was abandoned 4 months prior to our visit and it was condemned the week before. Yes, people did live like this.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829813 You make me feel less ashamed of hating the darkness.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9829813 yup...fuckin darkness... the unknown is even worse, we let our imagination take over...
also, our peripheral vision has greater night vision than our direct line of sight.. proof we are bitches to the animal kingdom
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829833 There is no need to be ashamed. Every human needs to be afraid of what is tromping around in the black of night. Without fear we would not be explorers, conquerors, or inventors. Without fear we become soulless.
Fear is what makes the human machine what it is.
Anonymous
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>>9829807 I am not dude exploring, but I would hazard a guess it is an late 70's to mid 80's home, abandoned maybe 7-10 years, IF that. Need more pictures.
It is amazing how fast a house turns to shit. Just wait five years, all these foreclosed homes that went up during the bubble? The ones that didn't keep the ac/heater on will be even WORSE than that by then, likely so bad you shouldn't go in.
McMansion homes are dangerous, people just haven't realized it yet. Many of them at 'sticks' stage blow over in a hard storm (not even tornado level) if they don't have the brick edging set up to reinforce it. Like a house of cards...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Of course, I overlook my ACTUAL inna-woods photographs.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829859 same picture in the spring
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
>>9829825 A kid I went to school with In high school lived in a house like that. Sept even worse.
Anonymous
>>9829825 Damn...that's fucked
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829863 The fabled Kalashnikov Tree (genus Fuckus Youuppus) also sprouts SKS's in mid winter...
Anonymous
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>fishin inna state park with a bro in north ga >walking on a rocky shorline of a stream >out of nowhere, bigass mangy raccoon lumbers out of the woods >obviously rabid, looks like shit >starts approaching my bro >he's backpedalling in circles while it trots after him >its making weird growling/wheezing noises >Bro is like "SHOOT IT FUCK" >pull out the shitty pf9 >put one in it's side, finish it with one to the head >Tiny dike-lady park ranger with HUGE ranger hat flies down onto the bank in the park's F250 >hits the brakes right next to us, gravel flies in out faces >"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! DON'T FUCKIN MOVE!" >try to explain >"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CAN'T HUNT HERE!" >bro says "SO CALL THE COPS GOD DAMMIT!" >she radios for the cops, gives us hell for 10 minutes while we sit there silently >bored cop pulls up >we explain, show the carcass >cop tells ranger lady to take care of the carcass >we leave >she's pissed
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829846 That's an interesting take on fear... I'll have to quote you next time someone says, "hurr durr pussy won't go inna woods."
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9829879 >dat lean Women...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829875 >>9829876 Human excrement stains on the floors were the worst part. The neighbors came out to talk with us after coming out, they said the people were mentally ill who lived there.
Anonymous
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>>9829891 Do fag fags lean? The one that takes it, I don't think the giver would lean back.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
>>9829859 Salesman. Not joking, not kidding or being Wierd or trolling.
But from one human being to another.
I have seen some shit in the woods. I know what that was. Promise me you'll never go looking for it.
call me crazy and shit. There's things out there you don't look for, you don't talk about, and if you see it you get the fuck out of it's way.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829885 Nah, don't worry about it.
>>9829890 HA!
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9829908 what is it? now im intrigued
now i wont go inna woods without pic related
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829908 Know what "what" was?
Anonymous
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>live on island with woods >nothing in woods unexplored >inna woods on bikes about 12yo >find slaughtered wild pigs back in woods >arranged in obvious circle >each have been disemboweled and skinned in a different manner >no pigs have ever lived on island
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
More inna-woods exploration of a munitions factory.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829948 I need to scan the 35's taken INSIDE THE DAMN PLACE!
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>With friends >In Canadastan >Hunting Moose >Me: "Hey bro, if we both shoot a moose in the chest from opposite sides, what happens if our bullets hit?" >Bro: "Dude... the moose would like... explode." >Me: "Nah, but lets try it."
Anonymous
>>9829940 Glorious Kalashnikov looks so big on her. Here's one of my friend's little sisters with my nugget.
the best part of it was explaining to her that stock goes on shoulder and that yes it would hit you, that's the point. I wish I had taken pics on my camera, she only put this one on Facebook.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829911 >>9829948 >>9829964 It's... Beautiful... I would love to go exploring with you.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9829940 hahaha that reminds me of a girl who shot my k98 for the first time.... she was shooting 22 all day and i offered her to shoot.. she gives me this face(pic related) i gave her some pointers and said it kicks a bit (my first time shooting a rifle was a nugget so i have a skewed view of recoil) and she shoots the gun and just stares at me.
i troll faced her.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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>>9829896 Yep. That's pretty close, these guys lived in bassicly a swamp, their floor was an inch thick of mude and food wrappers.
Their walls moved from roaches, their fridge was entirely covered in mold, black, blue and green.
Microwave was black from fire.
There were gunshot holes in the walls.
there was a family of raccoons living in and around the house, all the wood was wroten, trash and cars all over the yard and the home was patched with random wood planks. Two rooms one small bathroom that didn't work, and three grown men lived there, and there was only one bed and the retarded son got it,the other slept on the floor in the mud, and was heavily into anime, tho I can't blame the kid, I would try to escape into acifi shit too.
They literally live worse than kids in Africa.
At lease African kids could die faster!
And they have a dry ground to sleep on.
I agreed to go to his house one time as a humanitarian kinda thing, I will never volunteer again.
Anonymous
>>9829978 You think you troll? Best is taking your ex girlfriend out shooting nugget and teach her how to shoot so as not to hurt herself, then let her do it wrong.
Then body rubs all around and sex afterwards.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
Anonymous
>>9829999 She was like, 5'2". Cute little redhead who I still doubt is over me.
Come to think of it I should probably have sex with her some time soon again, I've not been laid in a while.
also nice quads
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9829977 Not much to see anymore, just empty floors and a rickety shot tower.
But yes, city / inna-woods exploration is quite a fun thing to do. I'm now considering going back to Cincinnati next weekend with the LCP and finally go through all of Milacron.
Anonymous
>>9826639 >Be 17 >Some friends hear about an abandoned house >Go check it out >House is rotting on its foundation, sketchy as fuck. >Go to basement >Nazi memorabilia EVERYWHERE swastikas, nazi posters, hitler photos papering the walls >Piles of spent brass, reloading station in the corner >Found an ancient 1911 magazine and a jar of 7.62x39 bullets and a few live 7.62x54r >House started creaking and groaning violently >Book it the fuck out of there All in all good night
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830010 im goin shooting with her again (still in a group) im like the gun guy that everyone i know goes to for gun advice... im starting a monthly shooting trip with errbody taking 1 noguns faggot out at a time.
Shes 5'5" ish, brown hair, uncannily tan, 8/10 rack but a tom boy... shes dressing more lady like errday but shes a stoner fag and im not sure if want.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9829971 >>9829978 My WASR bruised her tiny shoulder, but she wants one of her own. She also has gotten in the habit of cocking it as if she's kickstarting a motorcycle. I've been considering getting her a 5.45 and some sort of recoil pad, and then making her build some muscle by pulling the charging handle back.
Anonymous
>>9830031 The girl I refer to is probably not all that attractive to most people, but I have the worst weakness for redheads. B cups, but skinny and an above average face. Decent ass and legs.
Also I like your idea of a club. I'm the gun guy for most of my friends, but usually I'm just used for when two cowwadoody friends ask me who is right and I have to explain why they're both wrong.
breiðöx !!LA2P6x+6JuV
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>>9830017 I would have said "fuck you ghost suck my spectral balls!" and taken my sweet time to take everything of value.
Anonymous
>>9830035 Your WASR did? Is she shooting right? Because when I took that girl I've been talking about out shooting, the only bruise she got was from firing my nugget from her bicep.
Anonymous
>>9830070 Two of my friends were arguing over the AK and AR being bullpups.
one thought the ak was a bullpup
the other thought the ar was
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
More inna woods before my return to the sleep chamber.
Anonymous
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830011 Ah hell, I wouldn't go anywhere without my XDsc and NEF R73. Call me paranoid, but I want a gun, and a backup gun that won't jam on me under any worldly circumstances.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Leonardo !!Bfz/qe2XOep
>>9830035 > build some muscle by pulling the charging handle back. ....Yeah. Dips, curls, pulls and chins... They never did anything for anyone. Get her to rack it a few thousand times. Thats an effective workout technique.
Anonymous
>>9830081 If she had photos on Facebook that weren't two years old and/or made her look like shit I would. We were supposed to get coffee some time soonish, I'll try to snag one then and if we meet again I'll post.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9830086 Fuck, I should tote the SKS around that day.
Anonymous
>>9830096 Go ahead, I won't mind. Jerst gimme the best of the FB ones, I won't care. I like redheads too
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830103 someones gunna get their fap on...
>>9830098 i wish i had monies... sadfrog
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830067 She has a really skinny profile, so the stock was partially resting on her collar bone. I told her it might hurt her, especially without a recoil pad and only in such a thin shirt, but she was stubborn and put three mags through it.
>>9830090 It'll get the job done and she'll get more used to her rifle that way.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9830098 Tunnel to Mystery Land.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9830111 fuck... im going back to alaska in the spring so i might have some awesome exploring stories...
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9830105 You do not have the money to acquire even a Yugoslavian SKS?
Anonymous
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>>9826162 But, I just wanna ask him where he buys his ammo from cause the gun store I frequent is getting kinda pricey....
Anonymous
>>9830103 I would but I don't think you understand how bad they are. Like I would not hit that looking at any of her photos.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830119 its not money right now really, its more like financial allocation and priorities... also i picked up my nugget so i need to finish one project before i start another.
its gunna be chopped where the braces are in the pic
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830098 You really should!
>>9830111 If you ever go back in that tunnel, be sure to get my liver back. The bastards lured me in with a trail of 7.62x39, and then knocked me out with a Hi Point. I woke up the next day with a splitting headache and some shitty stitches...
Anonymous
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>>9830105 Nuh unh, srs. Just really curious fo' some reason, BRAH.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9830130 Ah, I understand.
Anonymous
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>>9830121 Whatev, no big deal.
Anonymous
originally wasn't going to post this, but
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9830131 Now that I am thinking about it, it wouldn't really be that hard to bring the SKS on the property. Just toss it over the fence and load it up in the building. Ten rounds should be enough to dispatch anyone inside with ease.
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>>9830150 almost didn't post, because nothing happened, just a creepy house in the woods.
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>Be Minnesotafag >Go innawoods inna wisconsin because fireworks are legal there >Camping with 6 total >shoot shit all day, build shit out of tree branches, fireworks, cook on the campfire, generally awesome time >shooting at the blade of a machete to try and split .22's in half, actually worked twice. >go to bed in tent >woken up at 5am by the sound of bear hounds >getting closer >pretty loud, everyone is awake at this point >grab and load 12 gauge single shot >sit outside, restart fire, hounds getting closer >Super close, hear rustling in the bushes >barking and howling stops, just rusling now >no more than 10 yards away, but its dark and THICK underbrush so we never saw them >barking continues, stays in one spot >guy walks down path unarmed >sees us, our messy campsite, my gun >notasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg >"Mornin' fellas!" >he proceeds down the path, then comes back >they treed a bigass blackbear not 75 yards from the tent. >his kids come down the path, we go see the bear, return to camp, they leave, partying continues >better than expected
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830151 And if it isn't, you have a bayonet to stab the fucker with. Hell, my R73's advantages are its reliability, low recoil, and that if I decide to throw it at someone it'll hurt like a bitch.
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>>9830107 Girl I speak of is also very skinny, and was only wearing light jacket. Shot off about fifteen rounds the next time we went, was fine. I think your girlie just bruises easily.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830167 speaking of bayonets, should i put an m44 bayo on my nug project?
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
Oh, and this is from last Saturday. It's not too terribly strange, but it made me go, "What the fuck?" And then my fucking wife says, "Look honey, it's an assault clip. You can tell because it obviously tried shooting someone."
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9830199 I guess someone had a tilting follower and didn't like that too much.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830184 Maybe so, but I still love her dearly. Maybe I'll coach her on how to shoulder a rifle again, just in case she was doing it wrong.
>>9830188 Yes. YES. OH GOD, YES! I would buy it off you in a heartbeat, except my gun budget is $105. Feels pretty bad, man.
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>>9830214 I would you probably should. A lot of people shoulder wrong--I'm a skinny fuck, and I go shooting in nothing but a light shirt. 50rds through the nug-nug and I'm still unbruised.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830214 no worries, imma make another after this one with more of /k/s input and then put it up on gunbroker for a little profit, if it really takes off ill start making more... if i make enough money off of it ill start producing some more products for /k/ommandos...
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Sup /k/
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>>9830241 I have no idea why you're posting in THIS thread about that, but you have a good point. That thing really DOES have no reason to exist.
If it could talk, it would probably say something like "kkkkiiiiillll mmeeeee, it hurts to liiiiiiiiive"
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830237 Seriously, if we had an in-depth talk about how I would like mine, and then we priced it all out, I'd love to buy one off of you. Gunbroker flagged me as a suspicious sleeper cell terrorist, so that's sort of a no go at this point.
>>9830233 Well, hopefully the next time inna desert will be just me and her. She's a good listener, especially when it comes to guns. I let her plink with my Luger and she kept anticipating the recoil. So I told her to squeeze the trigger when exhaling and "surprise" herself on when she fires. Lo and behold, her first shot after my instructions was barely an inch off target at ~30 yards.
>>9830204 Angry rednecks need to learn to sell their junk.
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I usually don't go inna woods, but I've got one story.>Be out behind friend's house playing airsoft out inna woods. >Awesome place, lots of cover, flanking positions, hills, etc. >Railroad bridge and tracks long side it, sort of forms boundaries >It's about 3 on 3 now, some of the guys had to leave to go to work. >We're in between games, sitting at the center of the area, refilling the magazines and whatnot >POW POW BLAM >I didn't think nothing of it, until on of my friends was like, "Holy shit dude, there's people on the railroad tracks..and they've got guns" >Still sort of chill, "What kind?" >Friend give me a frantic look "That doesn't matter, they're aiming in our general direction." >Sinks in. >DEFCON NEGATIVE ONE >shitshitshitshitshit >We haul ass out of there, ditching a lot of our stuff at the spot we were in. >Not even running on the trails, we bust through thick briars, bushes, etc just trying to get the fuck out of there. >I'm freaking the shit out, when I'm usually the calm one. >One of my friends is busting out laughing the entire time >And another was calm as fuck, which I wouldn't have expected from him. >The other three went in a different direction, we didn't see them until later. >I call the friend who's neighborhood we were playing in. >DUDEFUCKWE'REBEINGSHOTAT >Okay, I've been shot at out there too, you just have to be careful. >Hang up, wait a little while, and eventually make our way back to get our shit and get out. >Hadn't been in those woods since.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830241 They're pump action, aren't they?
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9830270 maybe, idk how this thing will turn out so you might not want it. haha
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I went to college in Michigan Upper peninsula, specifically the keewenaw peninsula, there is a ton of empty space / abandoned machinery / abandoned mines up in that area from a huge copper mining boom back in the 1800s, literally cities built for a couple thousand workers just abandoned.
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>>9830270 Good, good.
Afterwards, reward her with something delicious and warming back at your house, if you know what I'm saying.
Then fuck her senseless.
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>>9830281 Cont.
The Woods is where stuff gets a little scary. When I was assigned to ROTC for our FTX we would head out to Ottawa National Forest so we could run around with guns, pop off rounds and arty sims, and not have to worry about scaring anybody. It was my glorious task to pull security on the nearest road to where everyone else was operating, so about four miles from our TOC. They dump me off with a radio an M9 with two mags of tracers, and two green parachute flares, it was all to signal.......something..... in case of an emergency. So the first night, I drop my gear and sit under a massive pine tree just at the edge of the woods maybe 10 feet from the road. I spent my time laying on my back staring up at the stars which were amazing and listening to the radio chatter of the night patrols moving around. I forgot to mention its dead quiet there, no bugs, a few dear, and a few wolfs running around, its all some sort of dead pine forest with no grass, just endless moss on the ground so just barren. I'm actually enjoying myself just relaxing until about 2AM. I heard the vehicle coming and the pop, pops, way before I saw it just because of how quiet it is. I was sort of confused and on edge so I just sat where I was. Then I saw some light and flashes coming down the road. The truck had its headlights off and was shining spot lights into the woods, as best I could judge there were guys in the bed popping off rounds also. So like any sane person, I ran my ass about another 100m into the woods and got in the prone behind the biggest tree I could find. They drove past and I heard a round crack off a tree a yard or two away, once they were gone I stayed put for about a half hour, then went back to the road and just kept on doing what I was doing.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9830280 If it's sturdy and is like a short barreled version of the skele nuggets on youtube, then I think I'd be all over it.
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>>9830293 Cont.
The next night, same spot, I hear another car coming down the road, no light this time and no shots, so I stay put. About a half mile down the road from me the car stops and pulls off to the side, (the dashboard still lights up like a christmas tree through NODs and it was so clear and bright I didn't really even need them to see). Another car blacked out comes from the opposite direction and stops next to the first. They stand around for a few minutes and then a big box gets moved from one to the other and they go their separate ways still blacked out. I never knew it at the time, but I guess that area is responsible for a lot of the pill drug distribution in the U.S., I think I caught a glimpse of a shipment or something.
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>>9830295 haha alright...
ill do ye kommandos good.
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>>9830251 >>9830279 Yeah, I meant to make its own thread.
Should I retry, or...?
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>>9829970 You shot a moose from two different angles? with 400m between you? You say you timed your shots, down to the second?
Lets say the moose was three feet thick where you shot it.
Your bullets were probably traveling at 2000 FPS or so.
So, that means that it takes a bullet 1/667th of a second to pass through the body of the moose. From both directions. after a foot and a half of flesh, the bullet would still be moving extremely fast, where they would supposedly meet. If two bullets met in the middle of a moose, they would not "mushroom." They would disintegrate. (yum! lead dust!)
But the probability of ever pulling something like this off is slim to none to begin with.
Cool story though.
Actually it isn't. Don't kill animals you don't intend to eat. Making it explode just to see how badly you can fuck it up is really, really unethical. I don't doubt you both shot the same moose... it was just another unspectacular death with wasted meat. Glad your curiosity was sated for the day though.
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ARCHIVE THIS SHIT. Also, DO NOT 404.
MOOBS( . )( . ) !!5gS2fLcXxz4
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>>9829948 hey salesman, is that keystone? if so, please tell me how you avoided the folks that own the place and got around the fence.
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>>9829679 Kinda late, but I pass that place every time I drive from LA to Scottsdale. I've always wanted to lurk that place, but I figured it wouldn't be very interesting.
As for my story:
>two friends of mine plus myself are at a friends cabin in Northern California >decide to go backpacking >Travis (one friend) and I want to bring my SKS in case we run into something or want to shoot stuff >Trevor (other friend) says no because he's afraid someone will call the cops on us >begin our trek to Heart Lake (pic related) >after ~6 mile hike we set up camp at yellow spot which is really difficult to get to since there aren't any paths that actually go there- just really thick forest >spend day herping and derping around, fishing, chopping wood, talking, cooking, drinking, ect >bear bag our shit, leaves packs outside >have some smores and go to bed at 7pm .--10 hours and a really shitty sleep later--
>something wakes me up >check watch- 6am >try to go back to sleep but notice footsteps >probably another hiker or something >sounds like it's pacing in front of our tent >slowly I unsheathe my knife and silently wake up Travis and tell him what's going on >footsteps stop >silence for a few minutes >steps move east in direction of the arrow >wait a couple minutes and hear nothing. No bird calls, no water, no wind, absolute silence >eventually gain courage to slowly unzip tent corners to look outside >nothing. Still no sound >what appear to be shoe prints about 15 feet in front of our tent go back and fourth and lead off towards the water >follow tracks but they just sorta fade, can't find a trail leading into the woods >wake Trevor, pack up our shit, and di di the fuck outta there as fast as we can >spent the rest of the trip wide awake with loaded guns errywhere We all checked our boots and shoes and none of the patterns matched. We could follow tracks heading towards camp until it hit the woods, but no returning tracks.
MOOBS( . )( . ) !!5gS2fLcXxz4
>>9829971 is that the "fenga papit" girl grown up?
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All of my innawoods experiences come from when I was a youngun living in rural Indiana, then I moved out to Phoenix (Goodyearfag here, that horsetrack out on Jackrabbit Trail isn't all that interesting actually). And while I am sure that a perfectly rational and reasonable person would tell me that the shapes I saw moving in the cornfields and the strange noises I heard down near the river banks during the high summer were just animals out for stroll and were nothing more sinister than that.
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>>9830612 >floating orbs could be ball lightning
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>be sophmore in highschool >go innawoods with jrotc folk for camping and afew days of paintball >they bring a pistol and a 12 gauge and beer (i was to pussy to drink) >it gets dark so we all sit around a fire and wait out the night talking >start to hear noises in the woods >everyone starts getting paranoid and making other people more paranoid >big black or mexican guy maybe both says we should do patrols.
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>16 people 2 8 person patrols rotating >first patrol is other guys takes them a solid hour and they have all the guns while noises abound >They get back my turn to go into these scary ass woods where pagans used to preform pagan stuff and alot of mineshafts to fall into. >load up ma paintball gun take the rear with good friend >walk through woods its all good >come upon what they call red field 100yard perfect circle of redclay > all clear get to the other side >think its safe stoop down and tie shoes/check gun >look up the patrol is fucking gone! >look behind me see shadowy movement on the other side of field (full moon no wind) >to scared to call out run up random trail they may have gone up >deadfuckingend you sophmore scared of the dark motherfucker! >just keep going using my fear to drive me deeper innawoods and away from field >start getting shot at paintball and birdshot >start hollering >they assumed something in the woods got me and they went to camp for reinforcements.
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>lil mexican guy gets mad pours 2 gallons of water on fire bc hurr someone shot ma chair with paintballgun. >everyone gets up and shoots all guns and paintball guns wildy bc fires out dude! we gonna die! >see a spotlight in the woods everyone thinks cops! >its the cops asking about people shooting guns on private property >we convince them we were just shooting paintball guns and how they sho can get loud. >they believe and agree about the decibals of pneumatic paintguns dont look in beer cooler liek bros >says we have to leave as this is church property >follow some guy 1 mile innawoods across a huge field and into his 1 bedroom apartment >everyone reflects on that shitstorm of a spooky night being us young ppl an all that.
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Turns out that the shadows moving on the other side of the field was acouple of my dickass muhreen rotc upperclassmen from my speedball team trying to stalk us and cause trouble. They would not admit to any noise or even finding our site.
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>go hiking inna chaparal >decide to take unmarked trail >get to the lowest point in the trail >snake eggs, snake eggs everywhere >freak out >try to get out of the valley as quick as possible >lose trail >use water run off grooves >find way back >everything went better than expected
Anonymous
>>9830646 snakeeggs? you were afraid of snakeeggs?
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>>9830658 snake eggs imply snakes
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>>9830658 they were hatched snake eggs
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9830661 oh god! better sidestep 1 or 2 feet to the side or you may be within striking distance. But then again some snakes can strike from several miles away its a good thing you left the entire valley.
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>highschool >have kinda nutty friend, we both love guns >one day invites me out shootin >we drive to fairly known spot >M1 Garand, SKS, AKM, Glock, .357, 10/22, the works pretty much >crack a few beers >enjoy the sun and gun >eventually hear this fuckin pickup truck full of jackass rednecks (uncommon up here in the north) >at this point we're just thinkin "what in the fuck..." >pickup is raised, theyre all in flannel and cowboy hats, and heading straight towards us >buddy tosses me the garand and a clip, grabs the SKS, uncle puts a mag in the Glock >disgunnabegood.gif >rednecks jump out of their truck "Who da fuck you think you all are" >"Who the fuck do you think YOU are" >"You might wanna just be gettin outta here >im still fumbling with the Garand clip >buddy's uncle is giving them all hell, and rightfully so >"This is public land, we're out here enjoying ourselves, if you want us to leave, you're gonna have to wait til youre done" >more redneck gibberish, threatens to kick our asses >hasnt made the connection between rifles+ammo+people >finally get clip in garand >bolt sticks in rear >goddammit, fuck it im done with these assholes >buddy's uncle looks out of ideas >rednecks look pissed >buddy ready to raise SKS >"How bout this, you get in the truck, and leave right the fuck now, and this wont get ugly" >"Hear that boys! They want US to leave! And THEYRE gonna make it ugly" >tap garand bolt >loud as all fuck >they freeze up, finally realize we arent fucking around >"Oh yeah, and whutchu gunna do wit dat" >see rock about 50 yds out >shoot it >"something along the lines of what i just did to that rock" >they realize they have 3 pissed off drunks with guns pointing at them >decide to hop back in raised POS truck >speed off >they kick up dust and flip us off as they run >finish off our ammo >pack up >never go to that spot again
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>>9826082 You are a faggot and you know it. You were tresspassing private property. If it was mine, I would have shot you and left to die.
Tex !!vpp3KdPzXDd
>>9830672 Most bullshit story yet
Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X.
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>>9830707 If it is true then this man needs to be slapped upside the head for being a complete and total idiot but I am inclined to agree with you.
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>>9830672 >wierdos in woods true that, i was with a gang of guys on the side of the road at the start of a 4x4 trail on halloween night nack about 5 years ago and this guy pulled off and said 'us people' was keepin him awake at night riding 4 wheelers up and down the highway (illegal here, we brought ours there on trailers) and taht he was gonna kick our asses with a chainsaw. he did have a chainsaw in the back of his car. cops were called, turns out he was a local drunk.
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Only spooky innawoods story, it's not even spooky.>drinking on top of a telephone tower near a river deep inna bush (we walked for 4 hours fuck going inna woods on goey) >field of horses beneath >see something startle and attack these horses
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Well I live in Phoenix, Arizona so it's not woods but desert.
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did no one else notice this in salesmans goddamn photos!?!?!?!?!?!!??!
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not that intense, still noped like a motherfucker
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>Camping in Sierra Nevada mountains near Truckee, Ca. >Hear coyotes howling and rustling in bushes coming toward camp. >Roll over to look. >POW! Something runs into my face. >Eyes watering, nose is stinging, blood pouring from nose and lips. >What the fuck? >Look around and see a jack rabbit laying in the grass next to my bag twitching, neck broken. >I just killed a rabbit. >With my face.
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>>9830870 Da fuck!? I think we need to get /x/ on the case.
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>>9830880 >I just killed a rabbit >with my face I can't stop laughing.
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>>9830870 pics like this get me going, cause a dozen calmly rational people will tell you whatever it is, but that small screaming child in the back of your mind knows different
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Oh got another one, idk how I forgot this. I was camping in Strawberry, Arizona with my girlfriend, cousin, and another girl.>Of course since we love exploring, once we set up we explored about a mile in each direction >get back to camp, hangout and eat >about 3am >let's take a walk! >we walk about 75 feet to a giant ass hill >wait what the fuck? There wasn't a hill before >fuck it, walk up the hill. >get to top and there's a prairie about 150 yards in diameter. >where the hell did this prairie come from?? >small ass shack in the middle with what looked like a candle flickering inside >hmm let's check it out >blood curdling screaming started coming from the shack >never in my entire life had I heard such a fearful scared scream, even in movies >jump back into the prairie and the shack is gone, screaming stopped. >shack just fucking disappeared no physical way someone could move it >freakout and decide to go back to camp >morning comes >the hill we climbed is nowhere to be found, no prairie or shack
Anonymous
>>9830904 rational explanation i'm sure. perhaps you believe it truly disappeared, perhaps you don't. so i'm not saying you are definately lying. or maybe your sense of direction is just terrible.
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>>9830932 Ya I know. I'm not one to believe in paranormal it's just one of those things you don't understand "how" so your mind gives off ideas that aren't rational
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bump! dont die now!!!
Rails !wf5JJ352J.
not that long ago me and family went to new zealand for a holiday (ausfag so its cheap/easy to jump the pond)> inna queenstown (the town has a lift going right up to the top of a nearby mountain, but just wilderness on the other side of mountain >me and father hire 2 mountain bikes >almost die first run down because im not used to the steepness because theres no fucking mountains in australia > getting the hang of it >start kicking ass, getting air >last run as dark is settling >fuck this shit im going alpha mode >remove all my knee/elbow pads, thick jacket, only wearing helmet, uncles flecktarn t-shirt and cargo shorts > chose the hardest run possible >run goes partially through pine forest
Rails !wf5JJ352J.
>>9831057 >sofuckingdark.jpg > halfway down the mountain > foot slips off pedal mid jump, boot and foot get loged in between wheel and forks >slow motion "oh shit nigga u ded" moment as wheel hits dirt but fails to roll >momentum flips me straight forward onto face, bike lands on top of me > pass out for probably 10 seconds > feel completely fucked, try to crawl out from under bike >everytime i try to crawl the bike m0ves with me because my foot is still stuck in forks > i cant reach my foot to pull it out > realise that im not going to be found till morning by some asshole that will end up running me over when he completes the jump. > resigned to fate just as i hear giggling > start yelling > watch as two girls speaking english with thick swedish accents emerge from bushes further up the mountain > wtf hard > they rush over and free me, hand me a water bottle and a tissue to wipe up blood > aks me if im okay, check wounds ect > still in shock, thinking about how theres a $50 fee if you return the bike late > tell them i have to go return bike they tell me to sit down and stay > i refuse and ride down the mountain covered in blood, just as sun sets, pulling off mad jumps liek a boss. > as i return teh bike i realise i just refuesd an offer from 2 hot swedish girls to stay with them alone on a mountain. > so much regret > "hey guys you will never guess what happened to me when i was finishing the last run!" > nobody beleives my story, they put it down to head trauma > fuck my life Anonymous
>>9831060 Similar story
>be 15 >Mountain biking through a quad trail >sofuckingdark.jpg >start going down a steep slope >Suddenly my leg explodes in pain >Motherfucking .22 in the god damn ass >Shock makes me slam on the breaks >endo >Hit my head on a rock >half a second later seat slams my head into the rock again >KOd >Bright lights >oh fuck oh fuck no not like this >Its the headlights of a quad >Some chick is trying to get me to come to >Throws me on the back of her quad and drives me to the hospital >bros to this day Got another one from the same trail
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>>9831104 >2 Years later >Decide to venture deeper into the forest >huge clearing with crossroads >3 shot up and burned cars >nope >go left >ravine with more cars >nope >go right >come to another fork >go right >Come to a big clearing >the ground is this yellowish blue clay like stuff >all the trees around it are dead >bear carcass on the edge of the clearing >All sounds seem to just stop, no wind blowing the trees, no crows calling > N O P E >Get the fuck out of there >Never ever went back Rails !wf5JJ352J.
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>>9831104 im jelly. i had so much regret for the next week for not even bothering to get their names.
>dat feel when you accidentaly cockblock yourself :| Anonymous
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>>9830870 Nice photoshop, but thats not in the original picture.
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no more stories?
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Bump for my /komrades/ tales
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>>9826082 >mfw you should have said "hunting. small game." *stare at the children* Asshole !AI.AaaaaAY
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>>9830596 I had never noticed she was making that face, oh boy. I'm going to have to get her to do that more often next time I'm with her brother.
>>9830707 >implying these encounters don't happen Not the writer of that, but a friend of mine and I were shooting on public land and some redneck drives up, pulls a Colt SAA on us, and claims we were shooting at him. He came up right as the rifle we had jammed, too...
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I PDF'ed this thread so it won't be lost forever.
anonanon
>I own a cabin in Western NC, Wayyyy up near the Tenn/Va/NC line. >My buddy decides to live alon inndawoods at my cabin. >I tell him cool, just dont destroy the place, theres no power or phone so the stoves are all you have for heat >he stays through the spring and summer with no real big problems cept occasional snake >calls me panicking about Cougar(Mtn Lion for those of you from out west) indawoods >go up to spend the weekend with him bc they are scientifically extinct in NC > sit on back porch, downhill side, making calls first night >he comes out and freaks bc he can hear the cougar >I listen real close >hear a BUNCH of racket in the front yard, uphill side >I start ROFL. He asks "What?" >I throw the spotlight on out the front door....3 coon yearlings playing and wrestling
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>>9829779 We probably should have called it in looking back, but it was 10 years ago I bet at this point. We were probably 17 years old and didn't think the same way I do now. I went up there one time a year or two after the fact and didn't suspect anything was going on, but it was winter. It was kindof windy, but every stick cracking still kindof freaked me out. I kindof want to head there again and check it out with him again sometime and maybe get some pictures. Maybe I'll do that later this fall or my next off day and make a thread just showing around the place a bit. It's only a few miles away, but with harvest starting, I don't have time to do things like that right now. I get off of this job and do farmwork till 1030 at night, so I can't really get any pictures.
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>>9831836 Later that winter though---
>cant find deer nowhere >turkeys gone too >not even any bear tracks or scat >uphill neighbors USED to have a little dog >Neither his nor my shepard will go out after dark >hmmmmmmm >hear report of lion found on Blue Ridge >AHA! >AFRICAN LION---dead, on the side of the road, possibly struck by car .WTF!!!!!!!
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bamp
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curiosity bump
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better make a new thread, bumplimit reached
