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Just happened recently:
>Power goes out
>Immediately grab SKS and the single stripper clip that's ready to go all the time.
>Walk outside.
>Realize that I'm retarded.
>1. Our power will go out at random times during the day like, once every two months, and come back on within 20 minutes.
>2. I was very ill-prepared. SKS, ten cartridges, Blue jeans, no shirt.
>Need a BOB
And a while ago,
>Be taking a dump.
>Alarm goes off, but not like usual. It's SREECHING.
>ohshit.
>Finish up really quick, turn out lights in bathroom, listen.
>Open door and dart into my bedroom, which was right there.
>Grab first available gun, which was my Tanfoglio GT27
>Chamber, start sweeping house, alarm still blaring.
>Phone rings
>Answer it, it's the alarm company
>"Hello, we've received a report that your alarms flipping out, is everything okay?"
>"Uhh, I don't know. One minute I'm taking a dump, and now this thing's screaming"
>"That's nice, can I get the safety code."
>doubleohshit
>I am living my parents for the time being, and they didn't tell me about any code.
>"Ma'am, I'm anon's dad's son, my name is anon, and I do not know the code, I'm sorry."
>They hang up.
>Tripleohshit
>I get the alarm to shut up, and just sit there and wait.
>Alarm company winds up calling my neighbor and they diffused the situation.
>Fucking alarm sensor went on the fritz.
