ITT: House/Building Designs that fuck with an entry team.
Anonymous
Just put mirrors everywhere with strobe lights.
Anonymous
uh why do you need a design that fucks with an entry team
Anonymous
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Shameless bump
>>9947423 Lol Strobes I like that idea, Untill they kill the power.
Any other ideas?
Anonymous
>>9947401 fuck my life. I did room clearing and internal defense training for 3 years and that shit would make me blow my head off before entry. Also rooms with mirrors aren't an issue they just lead to shot up mirrors and a pissed off entry team. The worst set up I can recall is an 8 floor Atrium with over 50 uncleared doors and 6 cat walks. If anything were to go wrong it would be there
Anonymous
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>>9947446 Because its lawlz worthy, For example I could be designing my new house right now and want to be a troll IRL?
Anonymous
>>9947461 If you had to pick fetures with designs/houses that you just FUCKINGRAGEFACEHATE coming from an entry team perspective. what would they be? In detail? or if you have things that might be luls worthy
Anonymous
>>9947494 not exactly rage worthy but doors across from each other when your only running one stick fucking sucks.
Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. Fucked if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes.
Going into rooms that have loud ambient noise was always a pain in the ass. There was a generator and HVAC room we would go into in our drills that always caused some sort of issue. The noise for some reason forces people to make mistakes.
Oh and fucking cubicles! luckily i'm short (or unlucky fuck off) so I don't have to hunch over when we clear office spaces with cubicles but tall people are like walking head shot targets. Worried about 9mm not having any stopping powah? you will when you might be firing through a fucking cubicle wall.
also also fuck door handles that require more than one hand to turn
Anonymous
A room that is just doors all the way around. Most of them leading to nothing but the wall behind it. Stairs that lead up to the ceiling. Floors that are tilted at a 45 degree angle. A door that leads to a door that leads to a door that leads to a door. Ball pits. Mannequins everywhere. 2 foot high doors that lead to real rooms. Doors that don't open and are just part of the wall. Imagine trying to breach that. Doors on the floor that open. Speakers that randomly play footstep sounds.
paris !JGpbUljp5U
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>>9947401 >open door a little >put bucket of water on top of door >wait for entry team Anonymous
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>>9947546 i like these ideas, design this shit now
Anonymous
>>9947401 water-tight hatches. water-tight hatches and knee knockers everywhere
Anonymous
Op here, Taking notes.
Anonymous
Simple. Have every door open inward so's they can't see the hinges, and but a doorknob on both sides of the door, so's they have to guess.
Anonymous
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If I as making a freaky house I would have a room with the carpet and furniture on the ceiling and the floor with a textured finished.
Anonymous
>>9947577 hope you like broken doors, walls, furniture and the smell of gun powder/urine.
"Be courteous be tactful. Fuck it i'm going in"
Anonymous
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A large steel door which can't be opened from the outside.
Anonymous
>>9947594 Im sorry a few grand of damaged shit would be worth it..
Just stand there, Poker face going as these men come out of the house wanting to just skin the designer of that place alive.... xD
Anonymous
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These guys. Everywhere.
Anonymous
Moats.
Anonymous
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>>9947580 Like this
Also, put the hinges in abnormal locations so they can't just shotgun 'em
Beaver !l4uBeAVeR.
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>>9947401 All of your doors looks like normal doors yet slide to side. You machine it so when closed they appear just like a regular door and barely fit into the hole they slide into. Also, you reinforce them so they can withstand trauma and still stay on their tracks, like build the tracks into the door itself to add strength and to hide the tracks.
Anonymous
>>9947614 !!!!!!!
A false floor!!!! Carpet and shit but under it is WATER not deep, Just like a foot or so of standing water.
Dan the Viking
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>air cannons with tripwires filled with paint >brick wall behind all doors >room with floor completely covered with dildos and tapioca pudding
Anonymous
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>Mannequin filled with tannerite holding an air-soft AR with the orange painted black >mfw
Anonymous
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>>9947603 honestly from my perspective if you were to design a house incorporating all this insane shit and as long as it wasn't an actual i'd find the whole event fun as hell. The brits allowed us to blind clear their old abandoned consulate building once. Fucking hell it was a nightmare of abandoned construction. half torn through rooms suicidal stair ways and even at one point a jungle (trees were growing on the roof). We spent a total of 6 hours clearing it and were exhausted by the time we were done but it felt nice like we all came together by the second hour or so. There's no feeling greater than knowing exactly what your buddy is about to do before he does it because your used to him
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 06:49:00 No. 9947649 Report Trip wires with pull string confetti launchers
Anonymous
>Revolving doors that go nowhere, or rotate 90 degrees and then lock
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 06:51:00 No. 9947675 Report Quoted By:
>>9947567 God damn, you're an asshole sir.
Anonymous
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>Every staircase is a down escalator
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:00:00 No. 9947718 Report Some more:
Anonymous
ever been to a carnival fun house? that tilted catwalk inside a rotating tube? bonus for one of those patterns that give you vertigo by just looking at them while it's not even moving.
Anonymous
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bumping for more ideas
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:03:00 No. 9947738 Report Quoted By:
>>9947670 The flat color and florescent lights is so no funrinture casts a shadow, so conceiveably, you'd have to know where everything is in the room to avoid tripping or bashing your knees on tables and such.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:04:00 No. 9947744 Report Quoted By:
>>9947730 This.
dem foo's be trippin balls.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
Squeaky floors.
Anonymous
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4" iron pipe placed vertically across entryways spaced 10" apart. They would have to get rid of their vests and such to squeeze through.
Drewsifer !y4yHFhYEKg
>>9947649 >>9947718 I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of a SWAT team being assaulted by such a house.
"Sir! Ball piiiiiiiiiiiit"
Anonymous
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>>9947718 You sir, are an asshole of a genius.
Dan the Viking
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>soaking wet shag rugs everywhere
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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ITT: the /k/ mansion.
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:08:00 No. 9947779 Report If you wanted to stop them from progressing, a room where its kept humid and warm with the floor coated in 2 inches of rubber cement, and rainbow neon shag carpet in 1 foot squares in the next.
Anonymous
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floor covered in liquid soap/grease/dragondildo lube, floor tilted away from doors.
Anonymous
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>>9947761 Have the ball pit supported over numerous parallel bungee ropes that can hold the weight of 7ft deep hollow plastic balls but will allow a 180lb + gear swat guy to slip thru.
Anonymous
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could you imagine?
Anonymous
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long hallway full of doors that open to the hallway, put switches on them so that when you open or close one door another one randomly opens down the hall, would be lol worthy
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:11:00 No. 9947803 Report Quoted By:
>>9947753 >top hinged doors I damn near shit myself at the sheer possibilities
Anonymous
Paint a hallway on a wall! Wiley Coyote that shit!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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a floor made entirely of roller bars
Anonymous
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>>9947779 Best mental image. Ever.
Anonymous
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Someone who has a layout program installed please start making this into an actual floor plan LOL
Anonymous
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>>9947546 GOD I LAWLED SO HARD. thanks man
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:15:00 No. 9947828 Report Small cube Neodium magnets 6 inches apart strung together on nonmagnetic chains like doorway beads through a long hallway
Anonymous
Since nobody seems to have posted it yet according to ctrl+f, there was a Japanese castle that was designed specifically to withstand a siege.
Anonymous
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>tilted hallways >upside down rooms(furniture on ceiling) >flickering lights with skeletons with chainsaws that pop out >doors that remotely close separating the entry team >door at end of hallway which has large body of water behind it
Anonymous
These things hung everywhere at face level.
Anonymous
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a staircase with this trap
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:17:00 No. 9947843 Report Quoted By:
All the while playing tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips running through random distortions and volume changes.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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A room full of dripping pipes
Anonymous
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>>9947828 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Just hallway and room after room with them
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF
why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:19:00 No. 9947862 Report Quoted By:
>>9947841 Now you're thinking
Anonymous
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Paint targets on every wall.
Anonymous
Stairs that turn into slides, a la Scooby Doo
Anonymous
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a hallway filled with shop vac vaccumes on full blast.
Anonymous
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Motion sensor fire sprinklers.
Anonymous
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Guys listen!
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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>>9947841 >Sticky hands YOU MONSTER THATS JUST INHUMANE
Anonymous
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Ticking clocks.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:23:00 No. 9947896 Report Quoted By:
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Put in one of these fuckers. They will have to let go of their guns to stay steady.
Anonymous
Toe poppers at the front door. You can make them for $3-$4.
Anonymous
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someone screencap for all that is righteous!
Anonymous
maintain a constantly buttered floor, ball bearings and dubstep through a 3000watt bass, also the walls are made of balsa wood and tape, thounds of mylar balloons in every room and no lights and the stairs are roller bars
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:27:00 No. 9947928 Report Quoted By:
Water tight doors that can open and will dump 100 or so gallons on them and wash them back against a wall while playing a sponge bob laugh loop.
Anonymous
You seen that skit in Jackass where they paint wee man into the back ground of walls.
http://www.dickhouse.tv/dickhouse/2011/05/now-you-see-wee-now-you-dont.html Do that to a bunch of mannequins and myself. Have hoses hooked up to water and pcp spray at the faces of the coppers. madness.
Anonymous
OP Here.
Anonymous
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Subwoofers triggered by tripwire to play a brown note when activated. Hidden all along a hallway.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:29:00 No. 9947939 Report Quoted By:
>>9947923 I want to come to this house and try not to have fun while failing miserably.
Anonymous
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>>9947913 Id like to restate the goal here is to FUCK WITH THEM, NOT TO HURT THEM...well maybe there pride
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Underwater rooms.
Anonymous
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Giant, hi-res printouts of your penis on every door.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:31:00 No. 9947960 Report Quoted By:
>>9947931 A summary?
We're just getting started.
Anonymous
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>>9947830 >castle >designed specifically to withstand a siege That's, you know, pretty much the main goddamn purpose of a castle.
Anonymous
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I honestly think a gallon of KY on hardwood floor is enough to kill a tactical entry effort.
The Doc
A room with a small foot drop onto a floor that's made up entirely of 3 foot thick memory foam.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
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Bouncing betties at the windows.
Anonymous
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Someone PLEASE Screen cap, I cant on my phone
Anonymous
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Combined with the sliding door concept, what if when you turned the knob, it fell off and FAKE SNAKES or DILDOES shot out of the hole?
Anonymous
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I can't believe no one has said this yet>The Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:35:00 No. 9947995 Report Quoted By:
Buy a cement truck and rig that shit into A small hallway filled with warm lard that will rotate forever and can only be deactivated by reaching the other side, somehow
Anonymous
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>>9947830 all castles were built to withstand a siege you moron
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:38:00 No. 9948023 Report Quoted By:
Tripwire activated super soakers that will drench them in tuna water.
Anonymous
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>>9947930 youd be better of spraying some kind of benzodiazapene or opiate as pcp will make the entry team more aggressive. benzos and opiates will inhibit their abilities to make good decisions and largely affect basic motor skills ie firing a weapon, aiming a weapon, walking.
Anonymous
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a hallway with a rug, and under the rug is a hole, when someone falls down the hole they land in a big soft foam pit, the only exit leads to a hallway with the hole in a different spot, this happens about 10 times
Anonymous
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A hallway of doors. One right behind another. So that you can only open the door enough that it gives you room to grab the next door knob before it is stopped by the next door. Imagine doing that for like 30 doors in a row.
All-Thing
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a doorway that when closed is supporting a hinged fake ceiling. when opened it drops and unleashes whatever you put inside of it.
Anonymous
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Buckets of that fine-sand type glitter above doorways. That stuff is like the herpes of art and craft supplies.
Anonymous
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Escalator with a chin up bar across the top of the up one
Anonymous
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>>9947948 put a shitton of these on the floor everywhere. no need for creeky floors while kicking through these.
Also, doors that open into rooms with a black curtan that hangs down to about a foot off the floor. It should hand about 3 feet inside the room blocking off sight into the room unless prone.
Anonymous
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Windows are ballistic glass.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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A labyrinth in a ball room.
Anonymous
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Somebody reads xkcd
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:43:00 No. 9948072 Report Quoted By:
An uphill hallway with an indiana jones boulder that will come crashing toward them but have a foot or so clearance from the floor via a track it can't run on, and coat it with duct tape sticky side out, so it'd be like an irl katamari ball, picking them all up and rolling them back down, unharmed and buttfurious
Anonymous
Anonymous
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A bead curtain with an image of a person or silhouette in it. Hang it in a doorway.
Anonymous
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The last section of the house triggers a massive chain reaction when you open a door or step on a pressure-sensitive plate. This chain reaction sets off every trap that DIDN'T get set off by the team. All while "Welcome to the Jungle" is playing.
Anonymous
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room with mannequins piled on the floor
Decadent_Zombie !fUB.nxqH16
what was the name of the nickelodeon show where the kids had to outrun the time before the head woke up?
Anonymous
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>>9947567 A water-tight door that leads to a room filled with water.
Anonymous
Boxing gloves on springs
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:50:00 No. 9948108 Report >>9948092 Don't wake daddy?
Wait... that was a board game...
OHSHIT
WIZARDS CHESS
Anonymous
shotgun blanks trip-wire traps at head level
Anonymous
>>9948092 Legends of the hidden temple?
Anonymous
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>>9948119 Again, MEss with the entry team not cause harm.
At pointblank range a 'blank" round can still kill if not deafen
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:53:00 No. 9948126 Report Quoted By:
>>9948103 Yes!
Or tvs playing the three stooges every where
Or for you portal fans, get shittons of cameras and a synthesizer for the glados voice and royally fuck with them the whole time. Promise them cake.
The Doc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g10NGbq1TCg <---all the stairways ever.
furthermore, fill the hallways with mannequins with very low light, but then you hide among the mannequins pretending to be one and randomly follow them through the hallways pretending to be a mannequin when they turn around
and halfway through the house can be a restroom with benches and a fridge loaded up with drinks. All laced with laxatives. That'll show them to put their guard down.
Now, I'm not a complete bastard, there'd be a bathroom, but good luck finding it in this godawful maze with all the other ideas everyone's thought up added in. The faucet spits out more silly string, the toilet paper is replaced with sandpaper, and the toilet itself is actually a B'day. Because dammit, it may be a funhouse of madness, but I still have class. not to mention they'd be so paranoid after going throughout the house they'd be scared shitless when the b'day spurts water.
Decadent_Zombie !fUB.nxqH16
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>>9948123 >>9948108 nah nah i found it, The nickelodeon show called GUTS with the AGGRO CRAG
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 07:56:00 No. 9948151 Report Quoted By:
A room where the floor is a moving platform that will repeatedly toss them into the air and dump in a shitton of those crappy air filled balls from walmart that make the *ping* sound when bounced or kicked.
Anonymous
>>9947538 >Also a hallway that ends in a door that opens into a large room where the hallway is literally inside the room. Fucked if anyone is in that room they can light up the hallway and drop everyone like a bag of potatoes. What? Can you draw this one? I'm having a hard time visualizing that.
>door handles that require more than one hand to turn Pic?
Anonymous
This thread is epic, dear god, archive it.
Anonymous
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Install pressure plates on the two highest steps on a staircase. When tripped, the stairs flatten out into a slope, and conceled spray nozzels at the bottem of the handrails spray slippery cosmoline all over the slope. Que sound effects and SWAT buttrage
Anonymous
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how do we request an archive?
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 08:02:00 No. 9948189 Report Or a staircase with a metric ton of marbles waiting to be dumped down at them upon activation.
CalAnon
Anonymous
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>>9948189 that would be on average: 49037 marbles
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 08:04:00 No. 9948211 Report Guys i've got this.
Anonymous
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Have a front door that opens to another front door that is ram resistant
Papulu !dCodef2d72
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>>9948211 OH MY GOD!
THAT IS PERFECT!
Anonymous
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Blast the Benny-hill theme in every room.
CalAnon
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>>9948162 Something like this, I think.
Anonymous
guys go to
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes and copypasta the thread url in and vote!!
Anonymous
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One room needs to actually have a pool in place of the floor, but with a floor-colored pool cover over it.
Anonymous
CalAnon
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>>9948244 It's already been archived.
Anonymous
have a floor with art on it like this.
Anonymous
>SWAT team breaches the room, sets off trap >"Blood for the blood god, blood for the blood god, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" starts screaming out of a PA system followed by a hail of .50BMG blacks coming from everywhere.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>>9948274 No, more then that. BUCKETS AND BUCKETS AND BUCKETS of fake movie/halloween blood, just gush out of fucking everywhere, holes in the walls, the ceiling, sounds of chainsaws going off everywhere. All the while, over everything
The GWARARAFAFARGRL that berserkers make in those warhammer games, the RTS ones. Along with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD of course
/k/lipz !mR7shGoqos
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take broom sticks nad paint them black, then put them in doorways (like tape em to a wall) and they will think somebody is holding a rifle or something that way and they just wont go there or take like an hour to figure out nobody is pointing a gun down the hallway!
Beaver !l4uBeAVeR.
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>>9948273 No, you get like that.. but you paint a little bridge down the middle and make it look like it falls into a basement. That with low lighting would make them think it's the only way then you can watch them all crunch up and try to pass on this tiny walkway that's raised about 6 inches above the real floor. Oh, and if you really want to be a dick halfway across is a pressure plate that releases bouncy balls onto the walkway.
paris !JGpbUljp5U
do 3d street art, but make it a bunch of terrorists
Anonymous
>>9948300 But that shit only works from one point of view. Anywhere else and they just look distorted.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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trampoline floors
Anonymous
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IR bulb room, with hundreds of emitters pointing everywhere, making use of night vision impossible, no normal light in the room, it's also painted flat fucking black.
paris !JGpbUljp5U
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>>9948317 yeah, make it so that the point of view is right at the bend of a hallway so that the second they turn the hallway, they see a terrorist, hear JIHAD! and when they turn around, a pressure plate drops 50 inert grenades with the pins pulled on the swat team (but they wouldn't know they're inert in the panic)
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 08:25:00 No. 9948349 Report Anonymous
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>>9948349 no, on the contrary I'm loving this.
u no like home alone?
Anonymous
have a bouncy slide that has cow piss coming down it and at the top is the door. if there is an air leak in it and it deflates then they have to improvise a ladder that goes 15 feet in the air with a piss waterfall slowly flooding the room.
Anonymous
/k/aptain planet !!aELDeby/QBV
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>>9948367 >legos on the floor you sick bastard.
Anonymous
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Styrofoam peanuts. Styrofoam peanuts everywhere.
Conspiracy Hunchist !J1111337Xs
>>9948367 Are we talking Technic Lego or vanilla here?
Anonymous
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Padded log pendulums swinging across a narrow walkway over a padded pit. If you fall in the pit you have to start over.
Anonymous
>>9947948 d4s would work better
Anonymous
>>9948395 no idea.
I haven't been in touch with legos lately, all I know is that they fucking hurt.
OKLAHOMA FUCK YEAH
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obvious secret passages that lead to dead ends.
Anonymous
>>9948419 Fucking caltrops! My son spread my dice bag and his legos across the room before he went to bed. I'm trapped at my computer! Send shoes please!
Oh, and treadmill hallway.
!AlmaWade1k
An obscene amount of balls hidden in the ceiling of a staircase activated by a pressure plate. Step on the wrong stair and 10 cubic yards of balls comes down the stairs at you.
Anonymous
>>9948424 You realize they will be wearing boots, right?
Anonymous
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>>9948560 >missed the whole forcing them to take their boots off part Anonymous
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>>9948560 They can still trip on them
Or use a glue trap so they have to take off their boot
Anonymous
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>>9948456 If your chair has wheels you have no excuse
Anonymous
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>>9948456 A hallway filled with treadmills that go across the width of the hall, all set to randomly change the direction they move in at different speeds.
Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny
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You know, I often times wonder why I come here, let alone 4chan in general. This is why. This stuff is pure gold, and if I ever get a chance I swear I'll make a movie script or something out of this.
Anonymous
I like how this went from pretty /k/ related by having hatch doors and akward hingesto shoot to a thread about how to make them take off their boots so they get raped by legos
Gelgoog Guy !!XOac6frt+Ny
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>>9948686 Ever been the victim of that shit? I stepped on a nail once when I was 3. Know what I did? I yelled "OW" and sat down. Know what I did when I step on legos? I yell "FUCK who the hell left this shit in the floor?"
Anonymous
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A long hallway with a floor made of ice.
Anonymous
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Problem: Entry Team
Anonymous
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>>9948686 Ever stepped on a 4-sided dice? Fucking nerd caltrops. Things leave this pyramid-shaped hole in your foot that NEVER heals right.
Anonymous
A long hallway with a ceiling that EVER SO SUBTLY slopes downwards so the team ends up having to squat down inside a 4-foot space.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Door with a brick wall behind it, door leading into space, best two tricks are the oldest.
Anonymous
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>>9947807 The front door opens up to another door a foot away painted to look like a room.
loling at the idea of an entire SWAT team thudding itself on this.
Anonymous
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False doors that don't open.
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Here's how you do it... not the modern FPS design
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Hexagon shaped rooms instead of squares.
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>>9949115 All doors revolving doors. Replace glass with mirror.
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>>9949115 >>9949151 Centuries of bad luck, because they WILL shoot at everything.
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>>9949178 And then they'll run out of ammo before they get to whatever they're looking for.
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One of these in every room. With donuts.
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this might offend some people:
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 10:42:00 No. 9949227 Report Quoted By:
Have a wipeout course as part of your house.
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Call in the Crysis 2 MP mapmakers.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 10:43:00 No. 9949234 Report Quoted By:
>>9949223 Ooh piece of candy!
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 10:46:00 No. 9949240 Report Quoted By:
Semi murky Shark tank with over fed sharks.
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mirrors everwhere in the house, and set up so that destroying them somehow makes the life of the SWAT team easier.
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>>9947967 >You're going the wrong way, Mr. Bond. Get an industrial size vaporizer and premium kush. Attach it to the entry room.
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Pee Wee Herman laughing hysterically on loops, blasting from loud speakers. It'll start out horrifying, then become mind numbingly annoying
Anonymous
Need to have on of these for a finish, jumping over the police lines just as the entry team is about to finish the house clearing.
Anonymous
Someone suggested something similar, but a blacked out room with steel cords at varying heights. And of course, IR flood lights to render NV useless.
Anonymous
Scorpions. Scorpions everywhere.
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>>9949362 Entire house is completely filled with cobwebs where there aren't other traps.
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trip wires that drop jars filed with angry bees when tripped
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>>9949323 Awwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeah!
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Release tear gas into a room so they have to put on gas masks if they haven't already.
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Only one apparent entry.
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>>9949360 Use something like carbon fiber strands or Spectra (UHMWPE) fiber, it'll be a lot thinner and stronger and harder to see than steel (especially since steel is reflective and the others are not).
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>>9949323 Need to have pyrotechnics so that the car jumps out of a huge ball of flames, smoke, confetti and fireworks.
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>>9947461 So they'll end up shooting mirrors...
Have lots of mirrors and a few simulades with faux blood packets inside of them.
Anonymous
Flashbangs. Flashbangs errywhere.
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>>9947627 THIS
Like walking on a waterbed, hahah!
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someone beat me into mentioning bees. oh well: armed menacing mannequin with beehive inside.
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A hallway that ends and turns a corner onto a range.
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Just have your basic carpet, but have holes in it like rabbits make in the grass.>Man down! >Status? >He... stepped in a hole
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>>9949422 Or just mines without any shrapnel.
I'm not sure someone's mentioned it, but just fuck with the content of rooms. Make the entry room a bathroom with like 4 toilets, then the next room can look like a safe room, etc.. Put a master bedroom in and put a utility room with generators and shit right next to it.
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This is starting to sound more and more like Jerry Cornelius in The Final Programme, when he leads a team of mafia types and mercenaries in a raid on his late father's fake Le Corbusier chateau, with the maze underneath filled with hallucinogenic gas and psychedelic lightshows, ending in his psycholigist father's greatest invention, the schitzomat- total disassociation in two seconds!
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Ninja Warrior House, with the real living area at the finish line.
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Rakes laying everywhere.
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>>9949441 Could he just dump a bunch of gas on it from the outside and throw a match?
Put pictures of David Koresh everywhere and have large rooms with flames projected on the walls and smoke everywhere in the room.
Anonymous
One of those 'sky diving' fans.
Anonymous
Statically charged surfaces everywhere.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 11:37:00 No. 9949487 Report Quoted By:
Korin tower
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I'm so glad this is archived this shit is beautiful
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No. 9949491 Report >>9949477 Oh god.
That would suck ass. Every door = defibrilator
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>>9949464 DUDE
I had a dream once that I was infiltrating some sort of underground facility that had MASSIVE fucking ventilation shafts that I had to skydive like that into to get in undetected.
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Your house's roof is at a 70 angle. The apex is a tesla coil. Your house is held up by a single column. The only way in is via a ladder that can be retracted into the column.
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>>9949491 I didn't really mean heart stopping voltage, just like your average van der graff generator charge. (the difference being that the static charge can't build enough amperage to do real harm)
Enough to hurt and freak em out, but not necessarily provide a heart-stopping show.
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Either pressure sensitive explosive, or percussion caps stuck into an explosive inside the first door.
General Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
wow.
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Just blare NWA over the intercom the entire time they are searching.
Anonymous
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 11:58:00 No. 9949551 Report >>9949523 The goal was to not kill, if you wanted us to kill, it'd be a very, very different story :3
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Down escalators everywhere.
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>>9949551 Yeah, killing is easy and boring. Making them regret their career choice and life path it's much more interesting.
Anonymous
>>9947538 Cubicles or partial walls hanging from the ceiling, so that all of your feet and ankles are exposed, but nothing else.
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Fake bouncing betty mines. Or bouncing betty flashbangs. Or whatever. Basically anything that won't kill them, but comes in the form of a bouncing betty.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 12:03:00 No. 9949574 Report Quoted By:
Arbalest loaded with push brooms around a corner.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 12:04:00 No. 9949581 Report Quoted By:
>>9949565 Add in motion sensor sweeper arms for lulz
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Flood the place with gas that reacts with gas mask filters to make tear gas.
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A car wash in one hall way.
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Nipple-deep pits filled with quick sand.
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Viet-Cong themed Tunnels
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Simple as shit...
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A room that the walls come in and just before it crushes the occupants, the floor drops away into a water slide.
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A sound system that randomly shouts "clear" in the various SWAT guys' voices.
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Rooms full of garter snakes and defanged tarantulas
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A round room that turns into a gravitron.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 12:12:00 No. 9949618 Report Quoted By:
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/k/ is demented.
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Pendulum traps with over-sized teddy bears as the weight.
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all doors open to 10 stair steep sets of stairs after about 1.5-2 feet of normal space, lead to all dead ends. you have to press a hidden pannel to extend a platform to cross the fair stairwells to get into the inner part of the house
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Animatronic Barnie the purple dinosaurs scattered here and there singing "I love you, you love me" and squirting sunk stink at anything that moves.
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Continuously shifting structure. Slowly split the team into smaller and smaller groups and then lead them back out of the house.
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Gay porn everywhere and dragon dildos squirting 'semen' on them whenever they breach a room.
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I like the one big room idea...
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 12:21:00 No. 9949658 Report Quoted By:
Staircases that have a few normal steps, and one that is 3 inches higher. Faceplant city
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Basically just any of the room-type pranks and add flashbangs. Dark room and flashbangs. Sloping ceiling and flashbangs.
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>>9947830 Takeshi's castle.
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Entire house kept a nice, comfy, -3 Fahrenheit and a STRONG AIR FLOW with no humidity circulation everywhere.
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These, set up EVERYWHERE!
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Constant "Surfin' Bird" playing at absurd volumes.
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LSD stickers everywhere...
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Rooms or hallways with mirrors/two-way mirrors along the walls...
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Rooms that have ceiling fans with dildos on string tied to them that are spinning around at head level.
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A building plan that calls for a rappel entry.
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>>9949700 Hundreds of migrant sex workers incredibly high on amphetamines.
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A thin hallway where there is a 20 foot elevated platform that cannot be passed unless you climb a ladder leading to the top of it. The platform only goes for five feet and leads to a 40 foot drop where you have to climb down another ladder where the hallway continues on. After that there is a steep 20 foot metal slide that goes up. Above the slide is a skylight that makes it so the slide is really really hot if the sun is out.
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>>9949711 man, /k/ fucking loves their ballpits.
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The floors are completely made out of trampolines.>Come home to find the entry team jumping around on trampolines and smacking at pinatas with the butts of their rifles to get more candy. >Promptly exit.
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Fireman's poles. Everywhere, such that it's impossible to actually make sure no one uses them and gets behind the team.
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All of the above, plus web cams doing a live feed to /b/, who can aim paint ball guns filled with various unsavory materials like bird poop, cayenne pepper, Paris Hilton's perfume line, and skunk juice
Anonymous
>>9949731 If this is your house...
...would you really want /b/ to be able to do anything like that anywhere in your house?
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>>9949740 Eh, I can always charge people for the privilege and hose out the house after.
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A single floor house with 50 rooms, all of them identical, but only one of them has the bookcase with the book shaped lever that opens the doorway to the underground level with 50 identical rooms.
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A rock climbing wall.
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Simple, elegant solutions:
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>>9949755 3a) if they stop and wait, they should be penalized for it
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Mirrors on walls that will have lights on the other side flash on and off that show rooms on the other side and the first one has a room on the other side and all the rest are giant water tanks so when they smash the glass to get to the room insain amount of water.
Anonymous
Ok, hear me out.
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>>9949872 The point is to NOT kill the SWAT team..
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make an entire room a pool and put a layer of balls on top so it looks like a ball pit!
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i saved approximately 1/3 of the thread in a single image.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 14:45:00 No. 9950038 Report Quoted By:
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put your panic room in the same place you would put your porn folder, behind a massive and complex maze od empty folders, in this case they're all identical rooms
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 14:54:00 No. 9950051 Report Quoted By:
Huge metal doors and rooms, with 4 way deadbolts each containing a single tv. One room per episode of the flying circus. And the room will not open until the current episode finishes. And they must sit through the entire series before they can get out.
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Have a whole bunch of hidden cameras everywhere and alot of speakers. Now have 2 commentator like from MXC just make fun of them and make them second guess themselves at every turn.>breaks down door >pie in the face >The Price is Right 'Wah wah wa waahh' sound
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All doors and windows except for the front door will be reinforced steel and polymer. Once the team breaches the front door and is inside the first room of the house, another- much heavier steel door will slide into place, trapping them inside.
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>The front door is made of thick rubber. When the SWAT tries to take it out with a battering ram, it will send that motherfucker flying.
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>>9947753 well i'm close to that.... multiple doors looking very similliar blending wit the walls
main doors lead to a wide hallway with 5 doors... plus the entire hallway is overed in mahogany made so that the doors are not destinctive from the walls.... and yes usually when there is someone coming first time and doesn't know the building's layout there is a 100% chance of beeing stunnde by the view..
also it is impossible to open garage from the outside (lock with no key)
pic related a bit of it.... sory for the quality
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There should be some claymore mines somewhere near their most likely entrance.
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Empty boxes labelled "ACME S.W.A.T. TEAM REMOVAL KIT"
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Entire walls that fall over when touched.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 15:36:00 No. 9950139 Report Quoted By:
I still want to douse them in tuna water.
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Old plastic dolls. You know those baby ones from the 1950s to 60s. The ones with the eyelids that close, and the eyes. Don't bother replacing the eye. If its worn, its worn. Those eyes, have a very soulless look about them in the moonlight. So what you do, is make a long hallway out of those heads. Different sizes, eye colors, models, states of repair (broken, semi-used, used, near mint). Just stud the wall with these like you were piling skulls in the french catacombs. Now, when you get near the roof of the hallway, stop. Cut little rectangular holes bout a foot long and maybe 4 to 5 inches high. Have maybe a 2 to 3 inch gap between each how, and line both sides of the hallway with these at the top. This is so natural moonlight can enter the hallway. And believe me, it will. And when it does, their soulless expressions will stare right back hauntingly at anyone who enters this hallway. It glints and plays off the old eyes. Giving them a kind of longing appeal. Like they want something from you.The only thing I can compare it to is staring into the eyes of a recently deceased loved one. You know that whole look. That they aren't there. That its simply just a body. That body is them, its just a husk. Lifeless. Cold. It bores into you and sweeps away any happy feelings you might once have had. Now imagine a long, narrow hallway of that feeling. That you get the feeling as the heads watch you as you traverse it. It won't kill you. But it'll fuck with you beyond all reason. Very uncomfortable. I'd know, my mother once had a doll collection that she would sit on my old dresser across from my bed. I live in a house on a corner of a hill. Moonlight would seep through the cracks of my blinds and light up their gaze. And I would have to fall asleep under the watchful eyes of the empty. And fuck, I would rather maim myself than be anywhere near dolls like that again. It just feels wrong.
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door made of diamonds problem entry team ?
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>>9950201 >here Another fun hallway idea. Think of an asylum. One of those dark pre-1970s ones. With the padded cells. The walls, ceiling and floor covered with a bare white and dim illumination. That is our next target. Another hallway. Using similar construction methods to one of these padded cells. However, there is an added touch to this room. It was partially constructed with the help of a slaughterhouse and a taxidermist. Why those you ask? 2 words, Pig Skin. Pig flesh has relatively close consistency to human flesh. So what we do with this hallway is rebuild it in a manner of the padded cells only using ballistics gel for stuffing with taxidermy'd pig hides as the leather/canvas. Bonus points if the skin ranges from pale flesh to darker flesh. No spotted colors. Just single patches of each fleshy color. If you wanna go the full mile, you could even opt to install mechanical parts to cause sections of this hallway to move or pulse. Now enjoy, as you watch an entry team make their way through a room that feels like and looks like the walls, ceiling and floor is made of throbbing human flesh.
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 16:25:00 No. 9950253 Report Quoted By:
>>9950242 Ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.avimgif
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>>9949441 Also reminds me of Scaramanga's funhouse/training range in The Man With The Golden Gun, and the scene from that Lucky Stars film where Jackie Chan fights the ninjas in a haunted house attraction at a theme park.
And Jackie's team getting wiped out by Gen-Y cawadooty punks in New Police Story.
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>ctrl-f >strange room >0 results
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why are you a f--? !KI62nNb6fo!!pIE1SruxqmF Mon 17 Oct 2011 17:00:00 No. 9950352 Report Quoted By:
>>9950316 >implying getting a strange room is your biggest concern. Anonymous
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Half the doors are those false doors that flop down on you in the Fire Temple in OoT
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Labyrinth like room that is actually one of those games where you navigate a ball through a maze by tilting the board around.
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Maze made entirely out of mirrors. Filled with high-intensity strobe lights and fog machines.
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>Again the goal is to fuck with them not kill them
XTX-Imperator !!B4e50YoDt4f
Doors that can only be unlocked by inserting dildo's into a vagina sized lock.
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>>9950503 >image of a small girl >girl no
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>>9950316 Man, we don't even NEED to give them a strange room. They'll be giving EACHOTHER strange room after strange room as they come across our abnormal chambers.
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>>9949449 Well, his chemist brother had kidnapped and drugged his sister and hired a lot of German mercs with FN-FALs, he did try a solo run and got chased off, so he needed Mafia backing for the real raid, and they only agreed because they wanted a computer program his father had written to download all human knowledge into a single brain.
Here, they made a movie of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0uAvssSpnY It was a bit of a mess, but Jon Finch was great as Jerry, I thought he imbued the little sociopath with perhaps more humanity than he deserved.
Finch was a paratrooper, so he does a shoulder roll like no-one but William Shatner.
Hawkwind even wrote a song...
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Water, lots of water.
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A subtle variant of assorted options mentioned above, but hanging strips of double sided tape from a lintel or in the middle of a room, then a hidden step down into a shadowed ball-pit would render a charging tac-guy into an artistic rendition of a walking nerd rope. Replacing the balls with styro packing peanuts would probably lead to the creation of a new children's program character, all pastel colors and squeaky noises.
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/TG/ coming in here... looks like you guys are having a trap thread. Commencing dump.
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>>9951425 Hard to build this one, but SO worth it, if possible.
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>>9951470 Whoops, how'd THAT get in there... doo de doo de doo...
gun porn to compensate.
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Room is actually 3ft deep mud pit
stepping stones get you to the other side, some are made of foam...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkM9BF0JBE Random_Guy_Whos_High
TripFags Will Trip Random_Guy_Whos_High Tue 18 Oct 2011 00:42:00 No. 9952522 Report Quoted By:
Pictures all over the wall of goat pussy and have the entire house smell like pussy and lube and have sex sounds over speakers.
