>>9963397The Jarhead: An incredibly tantalizing burger made with the utmost skill from the finest ingredients. You order it and then watch the Chef weep as the manager shuts off the grill, walks across the street and brings you a big mac. The Chef's girlfriend leaves him and the sous-chef kills himself.
The Hurt Locker: A platter of sliders, one contains a small detcap that will go off if you bite it. You are given a small rc car with a servo arm with which to disarm your burgers. Restaurant staff throw a smoke grenade under your booth and the speaker system begins to blare Ministry at an uncomfortable volume.
The Apocalypse Now: A standard surf and turf platter pan seared with jellied gasoline. Surprise, the glaze is LSD.
The Niles Motherfucking Quaritch He-Man Steak Slab: The cook finds a genetically modified blue sabertooth tiger, lights himself on fire and then kills and butchers said animal with a foot long bowie knife. He lightly sears the steak on his own burning clothing and makes you eat it while he fucks your wife and/or daughters. On fire.
The Blackhawk Down: The wait staff drop a burger from a height of six feet onto your plate. They attempt to make up for this by dropping a second burger on top of the first.
