Anonymous
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HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
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>Go to thread >These fuckers are serious >My face
Anonymous
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>>9965407 >Caring what people man children think lets see how long they survive with out their cartoon CP.
Anonymous
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They're full of shit. One of the faggots even thinks he's gonna use a fucking sword. Check that shit out.
Anonymous
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You take their japanese cartoons and those pussies would end up committing suicide.
Anonymous
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>>9965407 The real question is, why are you browsing /a/? You some kind of fag?
Anonymous
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>>>/a/56134123 ALL OF MY WHAT..
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...MOTHER OF GOD.
Anonymous
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Yup I think this one will do.
Jits_Guy !Brony3f/..
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Pic related.
Anonymous
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its funny because its true
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>>9965407 I'd say /trv/ would have a good chance to survive, quite many of them seem to do a lot of camping, backbacking and other outdoor activities. /fit/ at least has the physical aspect to survive. Definitely a better chance than /a/ anyway.
Anonymous
>should last a while tier >could last a while tier >DOA tier
Anonymous
>>9965526 /b/ could last when you consider the volume of posters and browsers, at least a good few are bound to have some survival skills.
GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF NIPPON
For the record, I'm an /a/non with a black belt in karate, decent training in weapons such as the sai, nunchaku, bo staff, kama, tonfa and of course the glorious pride of nippon, the legendary katana.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9965526 >/k/ is shooting other boards >/b/ shows up >Despite every single gun that /k/ collectively owns, we cannot sling enough lead to stop the swarm of prepubescent retards >MFW Anonymous
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>>9965540 Those are going to be outliers produced by the sheer numbers, though-on average, lolno.
Anonymous
>>9965554 >For the record, I'm an /a/non with a black belt in karate, decent training in weapons such as the sai, nunchaku, bo staff, kama, tonfa and of course the glorious pride of nippon, the legendary katana. You know what the problems with all those things is?
None of them work at 100 meters. You'd never get close enough to use them.
Anonymous
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itt: mad rednecks in denial
Anonymous
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Let's be honest, /k/. ~99 percent of the population of ANY board is dead in that situation.
Anonymous
>>9965554 But you see, I can kill you with crossbow from about 100 yards away
Anonymous
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>>9965554 I know it's a troll but holy shit all my rage!
>>9965557 You fool, thats when we mount bayonets, and charge.
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
>>9965598 You reminded me that I need to work out a bayonet mount for my Obrez and sharpen my WASR's bayonet. Thank you, kind sir.
Anonymous
>>9965598 If you have a Nagant you don't even need to charge.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9965554 >Implying systema wouldn't counter all those >Implying a bullet wont beat anything THIS IS NOW A SHTF THREAD
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>>9965609 >EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, I HAVE AN OBREZ AND A WIFE! It's like every single post you make has to be about you.
Fel
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They couldn't survive LMJ's definition of SHTF let alone a post-apoc dystopia.
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>Post Apocalyptic Dystopia >plausible
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>>9965568 >>9965591 Let's suppose that we have two combatants. One is a samurai, trained from birth for battle, and a master of all the ancient ways, armed with a masterwork katana or any blade, staff or warhammer of your choosing. One is a peasant about the same age, with a few weeks of training and a half-decent rifle made pretty much any time since the Civil War. The chances of the samurai winning are exactly equal to the chances of the peasant's rifle jamming. Less, even, if the peasant brought a pistol as a backup weapon. This is why swords are virtually never used in combat in the modern era-the rifle has made them totally non-viable as a military weapon.
Anonymous
>>9965554 >black belt >post apocalypse yeah i'll give you 2 hours
Anonymous
>>9965591 > But you see, I can kill you with crossbow from about 100 yards away You really have no idea how far out a rifle can reach, do you?
100 yards is considered close range, bro. Depending on the caliber, 300-600 yards is a viable engagement range... by a mediocre rifleman.
Anonymous
Summerfag !!TUycv0dZoC7
>>9965751 >>300 -600 yard hits>>by a mediocre rifleman Someone's only ever been shooting from the bench.
Anonymous
>>9965554 lol you're cute.
>>9965714 two hours? really? that seems a bit generous, I think more like until anyone comes along who wants to eat his sweet sweet virgin flesh
Anonymous
Anonymous
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/K/ STRONG
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>>9965554 lol you're cute.
>>9965714 two hours? really? that seems a bit generous, I think more like until anyone comes along who wants to eat his sweet sweet virgin flesh
Anonymous
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>>9965554 I'll give you 3 days, a week tops.
also
>most of the oceans will have evaporated by mainmade hellfire the fuck am i reading..
/k/alashnikov !n.xc3EuTV.
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>>9965554 I will shoot you in the foot before you could get near me, then probably in the ass for shits n giggles.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9965557 Sir, .50 BMG FMJ and 13.2mm TuF/AP can mow down at least three before the bullet looses velocity, and I reload both.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Those with real firearms and knowledge of them > those without real firearms and those that think they can rule the world with a sword.
Anonymous
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>>9965622 Yeah, just make a spearwall out of nugget bayonets in a formation.
Instant /b/ blocker until they start slinging shit at us.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
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>>9965859 Sales, you're coming with me, sir.
Anonymous
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>>9965859 I suddenly want a revolver now.
Anonymous
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>Implying /k/ wouldn't have post-apoc criminal societies running in a month.
Anonymous
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I knew the moment I saw this thread it would end with everyone fantasizing about killing and/or enslaving the other boards.
Anonymous
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>implying it will be hard to survive with the 400 acres of land I own which I can use to make a farm.
Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl
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>>9965859 >AR-15 stock on your glock? NEVAH BEN DUN BEFO'
Anonymous
>>9965785 300 yards arent much
600 on the other hand...
paris !JGpbUljp5U
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>>9965845 where do you acquire one of these.
seriously.
General Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
>>9965859 the fact that cigarettes and alcohol would be fucking free would motivate me to keep on living for months.
Doc Benny !70OVqQhzUg
>>9965897 >cigarettes and alcohol would be fucking free LOLNO. They'd probably get hoarded by greedy people that know what smokers would do for some tobacco after some days of abstinence. Same for booze and other illicit substances.
It would be an interesting form of currency though.
Anonymous
>>9965785 I can get (mostly) consistent hits on a chest-sized plate at 300m, standing, and with iron sights.
Of course, if the target is moving around or shooting back, forget it.
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>>9965923 >what smokers would do for some tobacco after some days of abstinence What are you basing this on? I'm a smoker and I've had to go many times for a few days without cigs. While unpleasant, I would hardly be "willing to do anything" for some.
It's not heroin dude.
Anonymous
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>>9965923 Welcome to prison
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Of course they'd all survive. They have japanese swords that can cleave galvanized steel in half.
General Deadpool !!kBsp4Ukt12d
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>>9965923 that's when lead comes in handy.
Anonymous
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Like we dont have a few FMs lying around like idk, this one
http://www.equipped.com/fm21-76.htm Anonymous
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>>9965923 >consumable currency FUND IT
Nerkleton !utGyCpwL6A
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>>9965923 >"I'll sell you all this beer in exchange for your solar pan--" >Bangbangbang You're right. Beer would cost me three bullets.
Dongcopter !!nZieiPllAEl
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>>9965923 As a smoker I can tell you that going without is unpleasant, but I hardly would "be willing to do anything" for some cigs. Its a luxury, not a priority, even during normal times.
Also cigarettes have a short shelf life, pipe tobacco is what you want for long-term storage.
/k/lipz !mR7shGoqos
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>>9965845 you arnt on steam..why?
!LfLolWUtxw!!GKoicRAy2E7
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Sure is aspergers up in there.
Summerfag !!TUycv0dZoC7
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>>9965892 >>benchrest superhero >>9965935 >>either a superior NRA high power shooter or a liar The more you know.
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>chances are that there is a higher percentage of people on /k/ that are 12 year olds than /a/ >I go on both >People think the board you spend time on shows the kind of person you are
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I keep loling at that thread>hurr durr, me have katana, you all die if I come within 9000 feet of you, such is the power of glorious nippon steel
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>Mein Geseit when there is no trolling on /k/ because everyone is busy making damn sure that /a/ knows that they are overweight, nogunz, noslillz, ramen dependent cattle and that a collection of Hentai figurines will not help them.
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This sword will win (given sufficient quantities)
Anonymous
You don't...
Anonymous
/k/, you disappoint me. All of you are over-reacting to some 0/10 troll on /a/. and honestly all you've accomplished is to make yourselves look like the deliverance back woods retard stereotype you despise. 70% of /a/ will die in an apocalyptic situation. However /k/'s death toll's will most likely be just about the same. HUR DUR GUNS!! doesn't make you immortal, having the right knowledge and survival techniques does. not everyone on /a/ is a basement dwelling weaboo who faps to toys in the same way not everyone on /k/ is an ex-navy seal with a 6 pack (no, not beer, muscles). were such an event to happen, an even amount of people from all areas of life would survive.
Strelnikov DRUNK !TXwGaUHWDw
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>>9966170 Lolno. A great number of /k/ommandos have at least a few months of food and fresh water stockpiled. Those of us who are legit worried about SHTF, tend to have our shit together as far as long term preparation is concerned.
Anonymous
I like how on every board, when someone brings up /k/ in a SHTF/Island scenario on a different board, they claim their board has the most military members, healthcare professionals, mechanics, etc.
Anonymous
>>9966328 i like how all other board won't admit this
Anonymous
>>9966399 Nope, last "board island" thread that /tg/ had we pretty much came to terms with /k/ being the military/survivalist top dogs. /tg/ has its fair share of other proficiencies.
Anonymous
>>9966462 Hey, another fa/tg/uy, cool.
Theres actually a suprising amount of ex/current military on /tg/. Apparently pen and paper roleplaying games are really popular on deployment and such. If i remember right they were mostly mechanics and other pog's, but not the desk-jockey type.
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I'm well prepared and armed. Plenty of good stuff. I am only going to last as long as my zpaks and other meds hold out. I'm in good shape (not fat or addicted to drugs) just have weak lungs. Shit sucks. I hope a worthy /k/omando finds my shit.
Anonymous
>>9966566 >>9966462 Yeah, there's a lot of us who go to this board.
I haven't seen one in a while on /tg/, but I've always seen them devolve into fa/tg/uy elitism.
IE: We have the best potential, and deepest profession pool.
Basically like that /a/ thread, except not absolutely retarded.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
Im fairly sure /k/ has the most
>LEO/MIL >Techs/Handymen >Gun skilled people I know /o/ has the most Mechanical Engineers and mechanic in general.
I'm not sure who has the most gun owners, because /b/ accounts for 70% of 4chans visitors, and their are some 105K at least. But I'm fairly sure /k/ has most on a percentage. And most skilled for sure.
I have NO idea for Medical professionals. I know I'm one, and I think we have 2-4 others on /k/.
But.as long as we have at least 2, if we made post SHTF society, we could be good. Very good.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
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>>9966167 Oh, and this is me. Was posting at ladyfriend's.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>DAT SHTF CAPTCHA >>9966713 Pre-med for pathology here; secondary as a nurse.
So, I could take care of you up until you get something chopped off.
>>9966622 Another fa/tg/uy here.
>>9966328 Most gun owners > most military members.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9966736 Fuck yer.
I say in a SHTF, We open a clinic.
Anonymous
>>9966713 >/k/ forms an alliance with /o/ and /sci/ in a SHTF >/k/ provides defenses, /o/ provides upkeep and transport, while /sci/ uses R&D to help /k/ and /o/ The /k/ingd/o/m, it will be glorious.
Anonymous
>>9966713 Firefighter emt here
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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It shall be done.
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god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967098 So we are up to 4. This is good.
We have a premed, An EMT, Firemedic and a Cardiovascular.
Our clinic will be the envy of all, so long as raiding parties kep us in stock with meds.
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sculpture student, here.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>that feel when I'd die/get gang raped to death/forced to become a sex slave in a SHTF situation because I'm a physically weak female
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9967208 Not in /k/ land, where we are all equal.
Except you. You will be raped
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
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>>9967153 ...that's also four more riflemen!
>Get shot >Me - "Fuck! God, get over here and help me!" >God gets shot helping me >God -"Fuck! Anon, get over here and help me!" >Anon gets shot helping God. >"Fuck! Firemedic Anon, get over here and help me!" >Firemedic Anon gets shot. >Form a circle jerk of tending to eachother's wounds AWH YEAH INFINITE HEALTH GLITCH.
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>>9965568 Just so you know your not fooling anyone, karate is a publicized shit fighting style. Its daycare with kicks, your taught to pull your punches
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>>9967085 br/o/ with decent mechanic skills and mcgyvery here.
agreed.
Anonymous
>Your board is not the end-all determiner of who you are. >That said, when people start talking about their ninja-skills, you are either being Trollololed (I assume this on 4chan at all times) or that person is a serious faggot in need of a reality check. >/k/ has a high volume of 13 year old douches who love ninja skills. As proof look at every single "knife collection" thread on this board, only a fag is proud of his collection of knives. I don't know any IRL survival types who can name or care about all their knives. >Simply owning a weapon doesn't make you a survival badass either, and /k/ has a lot of that mentality. >On the flip side, /k/ does seem to have some legitimate Bro Tier people, usually posting at like 1am. They know their shit and aren't douchey about sharing information, they'd do fine in a survival scenario.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9967245 >Full of 13 year olds No. I would highly doubt that. Everybody underage on here that I know (myself included at 17) are very interested in firearms/military, or own guns, and don't go for the whole "g18 silencer acog holographic grenade launcher commando edition" thing.
No 13 year old codfuck would come on here. Why?
>"Durr 4chan has viruses." >"Durr 4chan is a porn site." >"Durr blackops time." >"Durr durrdurr durr." Oh, and imad. Everybody I know on /k/ has fired, owned, or has very good firearm knowledge. Quit with the 13yearoldcod shit.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967245 Knifes are the ubiquitous survival tool. A knife is in all BoB bags, the only purpose I see in having to known the name of it is to recomend it. Its always good to have more then one, bit at 4 you begin to be to ninja. You really only.need 2, but those with bayonets enjoy them. Hell, I know I lime.mine.
>Pic related, the knife in my BOB. Comes with a small survival kit. Anonymous
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>>9967281 I'd say about 1/2 the people who post here are regurgitating info they don't really know.
But the other half are generally at least somewhat experienced with guns, if not owners.
And coincidentally, I usually turn my trip on around midnight and share better information and stop trolling around midnight. ...Like /a/!! who is still struggling with SHTF 101 concepts right now.
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>>9967281 >I'm not Implying everyone here is a waste of space, but if you can't see the high volume of Sheepdogs and COD nogunzs, then I don't know what to say. >There are a few Bro Tiers on /k/ and a lot of good people too. It really does seem to depend on the time of day if the board is covered with Mall ninjas or Bros. Anonymous
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>>9967309 bitches don't know about my ninja stars
They'll slice right through an engine block.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9967309 What I hate: Smartphone posting.
Curse you, constant work call.
Anonymous
>>9967309 Talking about threads where people have like 15 knifes on a bed an say "You jelly of my knives????"
That's like saying "You jelly of my camelbak collection????".
Important tools, but a collection of them isn't bragging material
Anonymous
Degree in biology and chemistry, medical knowledge, boy scouts, grew up in woods on a farm, know a shitton about guns and killing things, great cook, healthy, logical mindset.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9967351 Ah, but a gun can get you all of those! When shtf, I won't hesitate eating people after the steak goes bad.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9967346 Yes. Exactly.
I have knifes, don't get me wrong, but I don't have a collection.
I'm limited to the survival knife up their, a small folder I use for my hobbies, a large folding blade from Germany I got for historical value, and the Bayonet for my M1 Garand.
>>9967351 This.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967372 But what happens when you have a sucking chest wound mate?
Denisovich
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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The thread on /a/ is so incredibly twisted...
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9967427 I'm god. I get that alot.
>mfw in post SHTF, I would introduce myself from Behind an old, ragged brown coat holding and FAL with Dat 30 round mag, or a Sniper Garand, in a raspy, cold voice as god >Mfw as I slowly sink into insanity, I would have people call me Dog. Anonymous
>>9967403 No amount of knowledge is going to save you from a gaping hole in your own chest. Unless you can somehow learn to teleport yourself to a fully staffed surgeon.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9967403 I'll probably be wearing a plate carrier or something under my coat. AND I live in NYC. So only Jamal and Kalil have guns, and I'm friends with them.
>Assuming that SHTF in the winter. Because shtf winter is better than shtf summer.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9967403 Rubber rain coat and tegaderm. Hope for the best.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9967484 >>9967475 I know, that was my point.
Also
If my SHTF desire turns out, it will be an ice age that kills off 41% of the earth and reshapes it.
Anonymous
>>9967403 Don't forget, most of the current/prior military and LEO guys should have had quite a bit of 1st aid and Combat Lifesaver training, along with basic aid handbooks collected to give out to other citizens if needed.
As for a sucking chest wound; I don't have the most expensive stuff in my home-made trauma kit, but iv'e got thick sheets of plastic and medical tape to make a dozen flutter valves on the spot.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967523 Don't worry, I got it covered. Part of becoming a cardiopulmonary surgeon involved a fuckton of times like that. As such, most centermass shots that can be, I can treat.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967579 And I keep a damn well stocked home medical kit, its about 7 lbs. Heaviest non-weapon
thing.in my BOB
Anonymous
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This thread has been good for a lot of laughs. Especially over the last hour or so.
Anonymous
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>>9967309 This is just personal opinion but i feel it best to keep your survival kit out of your knives handle, because a full tang knife will be much better to have in shtf due to durability. /.02
Anonymous
>>9967605 What would you suggest the average untrained individual to have medical wise in a shtf event, and how should one go about treating things such as a gun shot/animal wound/ broken or fractured limb?
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9967829 Things like Tegaderm, gauze, tape, iodine, the basic thing you find in a heavy industry first aid kit. Most of these include suture kits and small disposable scalpels. If you'd like, in a few minutes (15ish) I could dump the pertinent information you like from my surgery handbook.
Anonymous
>>9967853 Yea that'd be awesome, I'll still be lurking around for awhile
Anonymous
>>9967829 Not who you asked, but:
Get a suturing kit. You will want painkillers, and antibiotics. Some antibiotics have a short shelf life and go toxic after a couple years, however. So check on that. making a splint isn't so hard. But... setting a bone? Hell if I know. You'll need an incredibly high threshold for pain, and feel for lumps where bones don't meet flush.
You'll definitely want tweezers.
You can take a first aid class locally pretty cheaply, and easily. It's pretty basic, but it's still good information. Too much of it focuses on what NOT to do, while assuming that professionals are minutes away, however.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9967881 Will do, starting at 5 after the hour.
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>>9967888 Okay cool looking into first aid classes now, there should be a good amount in my area.
Anonymous
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>>9967829 First aid training is going to be more useful than tools themselves- you can improvise tools once you have knowledge.
But a good kitbag (I keep similar in my car):
>Pressure dressings. Your basic wound covering bandages that you can tie off.
>Quick-Clot powder. Some people debate it's usefulness, I like to have it around.
>Tourniquet. Only to be used in case of a massive trama, but it can save a life if someone is losing a lot of blood.
>Tweezers. >Medical gloves. >Medical alcohol. >Foam splint. >Water. Anonymous
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>>9965407 Actually, I'd put my money on /fit/
Just saying...
Anonymous
>>9967881 One place hardly anyone considers going to for cheap medical dressings and the like....the 99 Cent store.
Not top quality pre-packed 1st aid stuff, but you can get BIG rolls of gauze, bandages, splints, dressings, petrolium jelly, rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, medical tape, ace wraps and other things to rig your own workable dressings for under $20. Or just stock up on cheap basic items.
Anonymous
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>>9967952 I like the way you think
Anonymous
Carjunkie !!G0XaQNa4ww0
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
If SHTF, I'd actually need some of you.
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9967829 All of what Johnny said. And the other guy.
And Peroxide, 90% Alcohol too. Good for cleaning cuts, good for fire bombs.
I also keep a kit for stitching. But then again I'm trained.
I also keep:
>Hand Sanitizer >Something to use for cauterization >Gauss, lots.of it >Splints, compression stockings, gloves, Ect >Several minor operation tools (Scalpel, tweezers, Ect) >Pill bottles of Advil, Motrin If I was at home, I would take a picture. I think Ill do that tomarrow.
Oh, PROTIP: In SHTF, nothing is to be overlooked. If you hurt your knee, use the compression stocking and try to relax, go slower then you normally would. It could be a pulled mussel or soft tissue damage, or it could be something worse like aa sprain or dislocation. Of corse some hurt more then others, but still. You don't want to cause more damage.
And putting a small dab of alcohol on a cut wont hurt ya.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9967907 Okay, sorry for the wait dinner was finished microwaving.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
>>9968013 we all need each other, those who want to lone wolf it excluding salesman of which is an anomaly in the human system. I do plan on painting /k/ on my helmet and point vehicle, call me crazy but you guys arent full retard when it comes to guns and trolling aside you guys are genuinely cool and all have your own skills
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Anonymous
glorious /a/ thread has 404d.
skele-nugget !/GFFbx/s9A
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>>9968058 Derp, lone wolf types are going to die, minus salesman is what i was saying
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
>>9968058 >anomaly to the human system I'm just not a people person.
>>9968067 Anonymous
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>>9968073 it was fun trollan :(
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Papulu !dCodef2d72
Hey guys, have any of you actually carried you BOB?
Anonymous
>>9968049 Tampons for bullets wounds- yay or nay?
Some people I've heard say yes, others make the point the tampons are designed to *soak* blood up instead of plugging it.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
>>9968013 Don't tell me I'm not the only one on /k/ with a .50BMG.
The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9968096 Well, weren't tampons designed to plug a bullet wound and then in WW2 some nurse thought to shove it up her cooter?
Wouldn't be a bad idea to carry a few.
Anonymous
>>9968109 >not bragging about having a .338 lapua instead Anonymous
>>9968092 I've never traveled with my actual BOB, but it packout is a modifed version of my 3-day assault pack loadout, minus the military stuff and with a few nice, but not required things. Plus I've used the bag itself (Kelty) for camping and hiking, so I know its a comfy bag.
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>>9968117 oh god...
can you imagine trying to pull that out after the blood has clotted, and glued it to the ragged flesh inside the wound?
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>>9965407 yes because they would sell their boypussies for food and shelter
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>>9968128 Sorry if some of these are slightly blurry, my focal planes are being dicks.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
It does everything but seal up the wound, boys.
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>>9968126 Yah, I just got home from elk hunting and had to carry it at 10,000 feet in a temp range of 20-70 degrees. It wasn't too bad but I will replace the cans of tuna with pouches.
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>>9968139 After a six day binge, it also mysteriously makes you wake up chained to a radiator because you stabbed a roommate in the side.
>>9968144 Anonymous
>>9968143 If you're packing tuna- here is the best 5 bucks you will ever spend.
>Light My Fire Spork. god !!FSbiyqIKn6l
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>>9968096 For bullet wounds?
I was told by my professor in college it worked to absorb blood. It didn't totally stop the bleeding but it could help. It helps he said.
opinion: Yay. Don't do it as a long term thing, do it to get the wound clear,.so you can work on it easier.
>>9968092 What's in it? A lot
Do I use it? Yes. Its my hunting pack with more ammo and food. And tools. And..other stuff really. About a 35-40 lb pack. I run with alittle less in a seperate pack everyday, been doing it since Highschool
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>>9968161 I had a sleeve of crackers in a tuperware container to eat them with. But that is a damn good suggestion.
Thanks bro, I might pick one up.
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My shtf plan is to go to the deli i manage get the delivery truck load it up with all the water, flour, canned foods, and w/e else I could then drive it out to my house with a couple of my survival bros and wait out the initial wave of shit before starting to hunt and farm.
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Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9968092 ...mine is just rifles and ammo...
That's why I have a girlfriend.
For the water and other good stuff.
And, just for a vote, does she get a BG 380, or M&P C?
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>>9968092 my BoB is about 50lbs, mostly ammo because my food is at point B i just need to get from point A (some guns) to point B (more guns and even more food)
ive hiked it around a little bit but not full on SHTF BOB HIGH SPEED LOW DRAG
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>>9968186 A thread about inter-board dickmeasuring devolved into an intelligent discussion of survival methods.
>Such is life in the zone. The Salesman 2.0 !!6bag1sWZ4fb
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>>9968181 M&P, I would figure it would be easier to get ammo for it, also its aftermarket is growing like crazy.
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>>9968122 Don't fucking talk about the AWM. If I can find one, Ill get it. Gladly.
Makes.me .pissed.I had the cash on me (I'm serious, 22K cash in hand) a d
looked.at 12
shops.in the state. Not ONE had one. I promised /k/ I would get it e/graved to say /K/-A magical place" if I found.one.
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trip: pewpew General Vagueness !ivRhmTFDrg Thu 20 Oct 2011 08:31:00 No. 9968205 Report Quoted By:
I think the best way, going with this general framework, would be to group certain boards together into something like clans, and have them work together to hold at bay the proverbial "forces of evil"
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>>9968050 I need to buy this dam book
also probably investing in a red cross first aid class soon.
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>>9968186 Yeah, they 404'd.
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trip: hrk_ded General Vagueness !TUDAR8wc6g Thu 20 Oct 2011 08:34:00 No. 9968229 Report Quoted By:
>>9968196 a thread about absolutely anything turned into an SHTF thread
such is life in /k/
a lot of people on here are all right, though, and there's definite usefulness going on
captcha: every consec
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>>9968212 Whoops, wrong picture. I was saving that one for magazine trolling. Here's the last picture of what I took, I have the lacerations page around here somewhere.
But, I also have a 1950's Boy Scout book (Handbook for Boys) with some neat inna-woods style stuff. Care for some pieces?
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9968109 I'm late, but you're not.
I've got a .50 BMG and a 13.2mm Mauser.
I sold my Panther LR-338.
HUEHUEBR !ctwJT1n.IY
>>9968212 >mfw CETME chambered in .410 Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9968212 Johnny, does this mean you are gonna rechamber your rifle to .410?
Because that would be awesome.
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>>9968209 The book is from 1969, I'm sure you could do better by stealing some good books from a nursing college library.
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>>9968238 >>9968233 Since it's here, might as well come out and say I'm investing in the 7.62x25 version....
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_n_0?rh=n%3A283155%2Ck%3Aems%2Cn%3A%211000%2Cn%3A173507& ;
;bbn=1000&keywords=ems&ie=UTF8&qid=1319085420&rnid=1000
Pretty much any of those books should give you the basics. I figure if you know how to deal with- Trama, shock, dehydration, basic illness, and maybe CPR (if you can get trained for real.) that's all you'd need for survival.
Anything past that level, ie- IVs, stitching, etc. is nice to know but not necessary in many cases. Plus the tools are more specialized.
I would recommend that people take basic EMS classes though, they really do teach you good stuff.
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>>9968254 WHERE IS MY MONEY SO I CAN FORCE IT INTO YOUR WALLET WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS EXPLODING CONCENTRATED ON A SINGLE PROTON!
WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY!
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>>9968231 >13.2mm Fuck me. I think I should get myself a PTRD.
>God and Jay, Medics, Antimaterial specialisrs, long range marksmen team. HUEHUEBR !ctwJT1n.IY
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>>9968254 no words can explain
how much want is in my system
Anonymous
So where do you live Mr. Labs?
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>>9968292 If anything, get an S-18/1000.
Pretty cheap, $15,000 for the whole deal.
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>>9968301 A place in the North. I like to generalize and say Portland, Maine.
>>9968230 So, Inna-Woods book or not?
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>>9968292 My groupings suck horse cock with the T-Gewehr passed 500 meters. With my K98k and M98, though, I could get spot-on hits at 500 meters.
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>>9968309 >15K So..Id have 7K to buy ammunition for it. Since I was going to spend 22K on an AWM. And engrave it.
:D
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9968317 DOO EET MY EASTERN EUROPEAN ESE!
Anonymous
>>9968317 Oh nice i used to vacation up near there with the family, Can't say no to an Inna-woods book!
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>>9968321 $7000 will get you about 200 rounds of solid steel Brascho ammunition.
Jay !Ip3bP.AEJs
>>9968309 HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO WANT. I WOULD MAKE FLAT-HEAD PEOPLE KILLING BULLETS.
LIKE.
NO TIP.
JUST FLAT.
I'D FUCKING DISMEMBER PEOPLE.
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>>9968292 >PTRD Because fuck squirrels.
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>>9968329 >>9968325 It shall be done! Give me a few moments to take the pictures.
And yes, it is a very nice and beautiful area especially in winter.
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>>9968333 FUND IT.
200 Rounds Johnny?
What's the Muzzle Velocity and length? I know jack about non-Soviet AMRs
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>since the oceans will have mostly evaporated from the heat of manmade hellfire released on the world.
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>>9968355 20x138 Belted Solothurn, I know nothing of velocity. The S-18/100 is 85" long and weighs just over 100 pounds (118).
INNA-WOODS BOOK!
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>>9968096 I knew medics who had a few extra in their aid bags if supply had no dressings for re-stock. So I have some laying away, and Maxi Pads.
Just remember to get uncented ones. Personally, I think Maxi Pads are more usefull for their width.
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>>9968583 Take note with this chapter, it also is very successful with humans.
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thanks for the book salesmanguydude
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>>9968628 This map basically tells you which way Magnetic North is in relation to geographic North when using a compass.
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>>9968637 How old is that book? It has definitely changed from those values.
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>>9968649 I believe the book was first printed in 1947, this is the 57/58 printing.
>>9968653 Anonymous
One more person for archival please, I have to go to bed but I want to read these pics after work tomorrow.
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>>9965554 Kajukenbo or "real fighting" will mop the floor with you.
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>>9968693 although in retrospect i should have waited for johny to finish dumping.. damn you 1am brain
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>>9967309 Holy shit, Bro. I have that exact knife. Fill my small kit with other shit. Ever have problems with the blade getting loose?
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If there's any /k/ommandos in the Sacramento Valley, I know the perfect place to go to survive. It's rural, has TONS of land, is currently abandoned, and has machinery to process rice and grain. Also fences.
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>>9968699 its ok... doesn't the archive update?
or... not?
Thanks for the dump, Salesman. I was a Boy Scout a ways back. This is bringing back some great memories for me! Things have definitely changed since this book was published. Very much "pussified" now. Sadly.
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>>9968725 That's it.
Cool thing about the book, there is an advertisement for a Marlin 56 Levermatic .22, selling for $49.95
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>>9968717 >>9968618 No problem, all in a day's fun.
Papulu !dCodef2d72
>>9968750 Thanks Johnny.
I will use this knowledge.
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>>9968758 Fuck you dude.
I just spit out perfectly good coffee because of that picture.
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>>9968771 Again, no problem.
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slavski !!4MZgvZ4nlJi
I would want a "the colony" type situation when SHTF. Only with guns and other various wepons for security. A group with a wide veriety of minds stands the best chance for living on. Of course guns are going to save your ass, but so are people who can build things, treat wounds and other health conditions, handy men who know their way around electrical/mechanical/carpentry/welding and so on. I am not saying those who feel better on their own innawoods won't make it, but the old rule of strength in numbers applies when society colapses. That's just my 2 cents though take it for what its worth.
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One word: oatz.
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johnny 2.0 is a cool dude
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>>9968932 I sont ccare, as long as I can keep mine and be Ze doktor I'm good.
