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woke up and took the subway to sarah lawrence college. i drank a cold skinny white on the way. it had been left over night and the soy had begun to curdle and had a funk taste. imagined how there was probably an MFA graduate trying to sell this as artisan food in brooklyn.
on campus, tried not to look like a lecturer, like i am. some cute girls giggled behind me. felt embarrassed like they had seen me naked before realizing that they were watching videos on their iphones of portlanders falling off their bicycles.
went to the library because it was warm. my house isn't warm. necked some xanan with the last of my skinny white before entering the library. i had to check my talent privileged in at the cloakroom. they don't allow privilege at overpriced liberal collages like this. it makes writing much easier. i started writing.
around 13 megan messaged me on gchat. why is bukkake porn always so anti-climatic she asked. i thought about this for a while scribbling over commas in a random library book. i asked her if she watched celebrity cumshot videos. she didn't reply.
i was hungry so i left for dinner. i was going to go to a raw vegan restaurant across the road before remembering i only had three dollars fifty. decided to try shop lifting from whole foods instead. as i was leaving the library i stopped to collect my talent privilege from the cloakroom. the clerk went to fetch it then he returned and said 'sorry, talent not found'